A Day and a Life of the Working Shinobi

By Miharu Saruwatari

This is the summary… if you ever forget…

Kakashi signed up Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto for jobs at Konoha's new mall. Will they survive in the many problems, challenges, and …random people? Parings: sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, ino/shika/tema and…. Um that's it well… maybe I'll add more later.

My DISCLAIMER!

HI! I'm just here to make clear that I…. didn't make up the Naruto people! But I did make the plot!

Miharu's Corner:

Hello my really great readers! Ok, I'm back once again…YAY! I really want to hurry up with the chapter making because I have really funny ideas for the future so just bear with these boring things… I'M SORRY! Hehehehe and I might be a little off key here because I'm multitasking, got to do my friend's birthday card ( cough cough Tricia, birthday party's tomorrow, 2-18-06 cough cough), I'm watching Naruto (cough cough GAARA IS SO COOL! TENTEN IS THE BESTEST! Cough cough), and I'm writing this chapter…. COOL! (Choke's from too much coughing) I'm okay!

Chapter Six

Moving to the New Place

Team Eight

Recap

"WAH! FINE! BUT YOU'RE TREATING ME TO LUNCH!" yelled Choji angrily.

"Whatever," said Shikamaru, "You know he's talking to you right, Ino?"

"Nope! I know he's talking to you so prepare to spend more than 100 bucks," said Ino.

Choji started packing really fast so he could eat sooner while the other two were arguing like and old married couple. He got dressed and stopped the other two from killing themselves, he didn't care who was paying for his free lunch, and as long as he would eat as much as he wanted he was feeling great. They finally stopped fighting and they all went to the new dorm place, some people still calling each other names.

End Recap

Hinata was sleeping lightly when Kurenai poofed into her room.

"Hi Hinata!" said Kurenai to Hinata's sleeping form.

"Ahh…. Damn…. Why won't you die…" sleep talked Hinata, punching in the air lightly.

"Hinata?" asked Kurenai.

"I will win you love NARUTO!" said the sleeping Hinata putting her arms in the air and punching them straight forward.

"HINATA!" yelled the impatient Kurenai.

"DIE! DIE! DIE EVIL PERSON WHO IS TRYING TO STEAL MY NARUTO AWAY FROM ME! NOOO DON'T BRING OUT THE RAMEN! NARUTO! DON'T FALL FOR THE CHARM OF THE RAMEN!" yelled Hinata.

"HINATA HYUGA! GET YOUR ASS UP KNOW!" yelled Kurenai as loudly as she could.

"Um h-hi s-sensei," said Hinata waking up from her sleep.

"Hey Hinata… Do you know you talk in your sleep?" asked Kurenai.

"Um….. Uhh….. No?" said Hinata unsure…

"Neji makes fun of you?" asked Kurenai.

"Yep…" said Hinata no surprised.

"He's so mean to you… why don't you HIT'EM!" said Kurenai, swinging her arm back and forth.

"Hehehehe He's much too strong…" said Hinata sadly…

"Yeah….well…. GIRL POWER!" said Kurenai ending with a dynamic pose.

"Why did you come over here sensei?" asked Hinata shyly.

"I'm just here to tell you that you must pack up and go to the dorm place," Kurenai informed.

"Okay, sensei, "replied Hinata still sleepy but politely.

Kurenai poofed out and Hinata got ready and left. Before she left she admired her picture of Naruto. She hoped to see her big crush more often when everyone moved there. As she was walking out she met up with her little sister, Hanabi.

"Hello sister!" exclaimed Hanabi, making a small, innocent wave.

"Hello little sister," said Hinata still quite sleepy.

"What are you doing?" asked Hanabi, not wanting her sister to leave.

"Well, I'm going to go to a dorm place with my team and some other people for training," replied Hinata quietly.

"Oh… Is cousin Neji going?" asked Hanabi, making her older sister impatient.

"Yes," replied Hinata wanting to leave and look for Naruto.

"So… Is Naruto going to be there?" asked Hanabi slyly.

"HOW DO YOU KNOW I LIKE NARUTO?" asked Hinata surprised.

"It's very obvious, dear sister. You're not fooling anyone… I might be still in ninja school but I'm not THAT stupid!" said Hanabi in a matter of factly tone.

"Do you think Naruto knows?" asked Hinata nervously.

"NO WAY! That guy is so stupid that he makes monkeys seem like brain surgeons! Sometimes I wonder WHY you love him so much!" said Hanabi, flailing her arms in the air.

"Well, he's like the only one who believes in me… plus don't you think he's CUTE!" said Hinata blushing like mad.

"Okay sis! Do whatever you want!" said Hanabi

Hinata soon left home and off to the new place.

Kiba's Place

AWOOO! AWOOOO! WETNESS, WETNESS, WETNESS, BARK, BARK, BARK!

"Mmm… swimming is fun…" thought Kiba half asleep.

Kiba smiled and fidgeted a bit and woke up suddenly.

"AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT GOING ON MY BED!" yelled Kiba angry that his dog just went number one on his bed.

"YOU NEED A TIME OUT OF SOMETHING… EWW! YOU WENT POO TOO! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO ON THAT PAPER WITH NARUTO'S FACE ON IT!" yelled Kiba not wanting to touch his soiled sheets.

Akamaru barked in protest because he wasn't the one who made the presents.

"WHAT! ARE YOU BLAMING ME, THE MAGNIFICENTLY GREAT ONE, OF WETTING MY BED!" yelled Kiba surprised and angry.

Akamaru barked and walked out of Kiba's room.

"DAMN DOG!" thought Kiba.

I know what you're thinking but sometimes even the best of friends argue, probably not on who wet the bed but you know what I mean.

Kiba got out of bed and looked at the disgusting things on his bed. Then all of a sudden, without any hints…you would never guess… that….. Kurenai sensei poofed in!

--- POOF! ---

"HELLO KIBA!" greeted Kurenai with a wave.

"AHH! SENSEI DON'T LOOK!" yelled Kiba covered in yucky, yucky things.

"KIBA! What did I tell you! DON'T WET YOUR BED!" yelled Kurenai angrily.

"HEY! I DIDN'T WET MY BED….err…I think…"said Kiba unsure of his actions…

"EW! CLEAN YOURSELF UP YOU BAFOON!" yelled Kurenai.

After Kurenai walked out of Kiba's room, Kiba made a face at her when her back was turned. He stared to clean up the ugly things… meaning…. You know…

After a While of Cleaning You Know What

"I'M BACK BED WETTING KIBA!" yelled Kurenai after watching her favorite episode of All My Ninja's.

"HAR, HAR, HAR…" replied Kiba blandly…," You think you're so funny… HUH, HUH? WELL YOU'RE NOT!"

"Yah… I know I'm the greatest teacher ever… I love you too Kiba…" said Kurenai as she was about to hug Kiba….," hey… You DID take a shower right?"

'Um…. No?" replied Kiba.

"EWW! TAKE A SHOWER NOW… wait never mind…. I'll just tell you that you need to go to the dorm place now so don't be late, OH and you can bring your little puppy wuppy!" said Kurenai.

"Bow Wow!" yelled Akamaru. In translation it meant…" OH HECK NO! I RATHER MARRY A CAT THAN HANG OUT WITH THAT CHOJI GUY! HE WANTS TO EAT ME I JUST KNOW IT!"

"Yeah we WILL have a great time there Akamaru!" said Kiba happily.

"GRR," growled the misinterpreted Akamaru.

"OKAY! SEE YOU GUYS LATER!" and with saying that, the wonderful sensei disappeared with a POOF!

Kiba took a shower and packed up his things… you know…. Clothes…. Shoes… hygiene things….. Dog food…… an Inuyasha DVD……you know…. The essentials…..

"WOOF, WOOF!" barked the pooch.

"Yeah, yeah, I brought you favorite Inuyasha DVD…. I know…. I love that guy too! He is SO my IDOL!

"WOOF BARK, BARK!" barked Akamaru happily.

Then they left… while singing the Inuyasha theme song….

Shino's Place

Shino yawned as he turned over. He opened his eyes and stared at his many bug posters… one with a cockroach on it, one with a caterpillar on it, and one poster of his favorite movie… A BUG'S LIFE…

He stood up and checked on his ant farm… like he always does…. Then he feed the bugs outside his house…

"HERE BUGGY, BUGGY, BUGGIES!" yelled Shino.

"YO SHINO!" said Kurenai as she poofed in Shino's room…. But he wasn't there…," Hm… Where is that creepy guy?"

Kurenai poofed in to the bathroom saying, "Yo Shi— HUH? Not here either? DARN!"

She poofed into the Kitchen," Shi-- darn! Not again! NOT HERE! DAMMIT WHERE ARE YOU!"

Shino walked into his kitchen and caught Kurenai crying on his counter and eating ice cream she stole from his fridge.

"Hey… You know that that isn't ice cream…" said Shino in his Shinoy tone.

Kurenai sniffled and asked, "What is this then?"

Shino pointed to one of his bugs…

"BUG CREAM! AHHH!" screamed the sad teacher as she threw up.

"NO! EW I'M NOT A CANNIBAL! It's ice cream! I KID I KID!" yelled Shino.

"Oh…. Okay…. "Said Kurenai as she wiped her mouth and continued eating "You know… I'm not cleaning that up?"

"Yeah…. The bugs do that…" said Shino.

And where the nastiness was… bugs from Shino's body came out and started eating away the yuck, yuck… YUCK!

"Oh yeah… pack up and go to the dorm area… BYE!" and with that… Kurenai poofed away … with the ice cream….

"HEY! I PAYED FOR THAT! COME BACK HERE SENSEI!" yelled Shino…. He fell to the floor and cried out, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He wiped his sunglasses without talking them off…. Wow that's hard to do…. And packed his things….. OH YOU KNOW ALL THE THINGS! DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN! So he left… blah, blah, blah….. Yeah…. Whatever….. AND HURRAY!

TO BE CONTUNUED MY PRETTIES! MWAHAHA!

Miharu: I'M SO FREAKING SORRY GUYS! I'M SUCH A BAD PERSON! I HAVEN'T UPDATED FOREVER! I TRY TO UPDATE EVERY WEEK BUT I SUCK! WAH! AND I KNOW THAT THIS CHAPTER SUCKED! FORGIVE ME!

Sasuke: Hey what are you talking about? I wasn't featured in this and I wasn't tortured so technically… IT'S ALL GOOD!

Miharu: WAH! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SASUKE! I'M SICK AND YOUR UGLINESS MADE ME SICK! WAH!

Sasuke: yeah…. Sure….. I made you sick…. (Said sarcastically)

Miharu: SEE I TOLD YOU! THIS WAS ALL YOUR FAULT SO THAT IS WHY THE READERS WILL ATTACK YOU AND NOT ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! DIE YOU BOOGER!

Sasuke: GRRR! YOU DIE!

Miharu: At least I don't love orochimaru….

Sasuke: At least I don't love Lee….

Miharu: At least I don't love Naruto…. Well I love the show but not the guy….

Sasuke: What show?

Miharu: Um….. Uh…. Jiraya?

Naruto: WAZZ UP PEOPLE!

Sakura: HI THERE ALL!

Everyone: HELLO!

Miharu: Ugh…. (Sleeps again)

Sasuke: NO! Don't sleep! I need to make you mad and make you have mental issues!

Miharu: (Snore) ugh… no… not the dog! (Snore)

Sasuke: oh you sleep talk… like Hinata…

Hinata: um… ehh…

Naruto: What were you talking about in your sleep and to Hanabi?

Hinata: oh…eh…no-no-no-thing…

Sasuke: Now you are asleep… I can retype the story MWAHAHAHAHA!

Miharu: (wakes up all of a suddenHEY! DON'T TOUCH THAT! I DIDN'T INSTALL THE ANTI LOZER SYSTEM YET!

Sasuke: HEY! I'M NOT A LOZER!

Miharu: (grabs laptop away from Sasuke) SASOOHKAYKUN! STOP IT! DON'T TOUCH IT!

Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL IS Sasoohkaykun?

Miharu: That's your name when I ignore the silent U! MWHAHAHA!

Sasuke: GIMMA THAT! (Grabs laptop)

Miharu: NEVER!NOO!

Laptop starts buzzing and starts having a computer seizer…..BOOM! BLANK COMPUTER SCREEN!

Monkey: Sorry for the technical difficulty…. You'll just have to wait for the next chapter…. SORRY! (Monkey farts really loud)

Miharu: (crawls out of broken computer screen like Samara from The Ring towards the farting monkey) I HATE YOU!

Monkey: AHH! BYE YALL!

Miharu: BYE! (Strangles farting monkey) BYE GOTTA WATCH NARUTO!

Monkey: BYE! I'm BEING STRANGLED!

No real monkeys were harmed in this fanfic… well... DUH!