A Day and a Life of the Working Shinobi

By Miharu Saruwatari

This is the summary… if you ever forget…

Kakashi signed up Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto for jobs at Konoha's new mall. Will they survive in the many problems, challenges, and …random people? Parings: sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, ino/shika/tema and…. Um that's it well… maybe I'll add more later.

My DISCLAIMER!

HI! I'm just here to make clear that I…. didn't make up the Naruto people! But I did make the plot!

Miharu's corner:

Sorry People…. I just have so much homework… but since my science fair's over and I've got really great grades… well… so far….. I HOPE I will be able to write the chapters that you so much deserve! Wah… this is one of those moments... (Tears) So… these current chapters… like I've said before….. Might be a wee bit boring… I'm sorry… and my spelling might be ugly and really corny…. Sorry again…. Now…. I think I'll cry now…. (Cries so hard I bet you can see me crying) okay… done… oh and… my friends who are reading this…. cough ANTI Sasuke club you better NOT embarrass me at school…. And to masters…. I bow to thee!Bows

Chapter Seven

Moving to the New Place

Gai's Team

Recap

"HEY! I PAYED FOR THAT! COME BACK HERE SENSEI!" yelled Shino…. He fell to the floor and cried out, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

He wiped his sunglasses without talking them off…. Wow that's hard to do…. And packed his things….. OH YOU KNOW ALL THE THINGS! DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN! So he left… blah, blah, blah….. Yeah…. Whatever….. AND HURRAY!

End Recap

Lee Land

Our favorite character, Rock Lee, was asleep in his green bed, in his green room, in his green house… cool…. He was totally ready for St. Patrick's Day… too bad it passed now and all that green seemed very creepy….

Lee was sleeping soundly having a dream about youth, strength, and dear, dear Master Gai… which for most people would be a nightmare.

All of a sudden Lee's dream was fulfilled! And POOF! Master Gai was in his room!

"GAI-SENSEI!" exclaimed Lee after waking up to the scent of his beloved sensei.

"LEE!" yelled Gai as he ran up to Lee in bed and gave him one of those special hugs he gets everyday.

"Gai-sensei."

"Lee."

They hugged for probably five minutes and looked each other in the eye, tears of joy overflowing from their large pupils.

"Gai-sensei," said Lee softly and happily.

"Yes, I know Lee," said Gai as he hugged Lee once again…

This was such a Kodak moment but Lee's mother entered the room…

"HEY WHAT DID I TELL YOU? RESTRAINING ORDER!" yelled the furious mother to Gai.

"NO ONE CAN RESTRAIN THE POWER OF YOUTH!" yelled Gai doing a heroic pose.

Right then and there Lee's mother pulled out the piece of legal evidence that proved that Gai couldn't go to Lee's house anymore…

"Fine, be that way… but I'm telling you that no one, I MEAN NO ONE can restrain the power of youth!" yelled Gai.

"What are you talking about? Aren't you like 30 something? That's not youthful!" said Lee's mother wanting Gai to already leave and not pollute her son's mind even further. She had him go to therapy every week to bring her son back to normal. Once her son is back to normal, she can get him a brand new wardrobe and a new, nicer hair cut.

"Whatever! I'm just here to tell Lee, my favorite student (Lee's mother coughed) to go to the dorm place immediately!" said Gai, "Bye Lee! See you when your youthless mother isn't around!"

"BYE GAI-SENSEI… YOSH!" yelled Lee waving like crazy.

Gai waved reluctantly and said, "Don't worry Lee! We will be together again!" And with that, Gai poofed away…

"Lee! I don't want you to hang out with your teacher, only during practice and missions. Why don't you just hang out with Tenten or Neji? They look like nice kids, and they're YOUR age! Please, just do this for mama!" said Lee's mom pleading Lee.

"But mama! Neji only hangs out with Tenten and they leave me out, anyway I don't want to hang out with them, I want to hang out with Gai-sensei," said Lee as he got up and looked for his favorite spandex suit.

"I wouldn't blame them, look at your clothes! They are all made out of spandex! And you act just like your crazy teacher! And you are turning the opposite of my wonderful little boy who used to do what mama told him," said Lee's mom.

"Mother! I must go now… see you when… well… whenever….YOSH!" said Lee as he was about to leave.

Then… POOF! Gai came back.

"I know, I know, restraining order but I need a favor from Lee. Lee, can you pick up the rest of your teammates? Thank you ta, ta!" and with that Gai poofed away.

"Make friends!" yelled Lee's mom as he walked out the door, the wind blowing in his bowl shaped hair and his faithful squirrel leaping on his shoulders.

"Don't worry mother, I will make many friends and maybe even a girlfriend," said Lee quietly as he turned and waved back at his mother and headed on to his new adventure as spandex boy and the squirrel wonder.

"Sakura-Chan… you shall be mine…"

Hyuuga Household

Neji was sleeping peacefully in his bed. He was almost awakened by his noisy cousins, Hinata and Hanabi, who were outside his door chatting the things that girls chat about like boys, clothes, more boys… you know. But he overheard one boy's name, Uzumaki, Naruto… the most knuckle headed ninja of all time. Why would his name be included in this girl chat? Oh well… Neji didn't care…. As long as he was left peacefully sleeping.

He heard the door close and sighed.

"Hinata probably left, now I can sleep happily," thought Neji warmly.

Neji smiled and rotated in his sleep. He laid his head on his pillow and relaxed. Unfortunately, this wondrous peace didn't last long because he heard the front door slam open and all his maids and butlers yelling and screaming in terror. Neji sat up immediately when he heard one maid yell, "RUN! TO THE BUNKER!" He instantly knew that Lee was in his house… with a smile one his face. Neji ran to his closet to hide… something bad was going to happen, he just knew it….

Lee busted into Neji's room and yelled, "NEJI! WHERE ARE YOU!"

Neji didn't quiver in fear like anyone else would… he was a man, a man with the Hyuuga blood running through his whole body, a man with the Byakugan trait….but…. why was he still afraid?

"OH NEJI!" yelled Lee, "OH NEJI HYUUGA!"

Neji heard a crash and a bang and another crash. He also heard Lee say, "oops!"

"Damn, I have to go out there and stop Lee before everything in my room is ruined," thought Neji as he opened his closet door.

Lee wasn't wrecking Neji's stuff by accident but he was looking around to find something… but what was he looking for?

"LEE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" yelled Neji angrily, trying to put his things back into place.

"Well, I came by to tell you to go to the dorm… so…." Said Lee as he paused at the end. There was silence after a while. Then he started to mess up Neji's things again…

"LEE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" yelled Neji in terror as Lee zoomed passed in wrecking everything in sight.

"Well, I'm trying to find something that will prove that you have the power of youth within you!" yelled Lee as he dumped a box of Neji's things on the floor and looked at all of them. Neji slapped his forehead in pity for Lee. He laid down on his bed and waited for Lee to completely destroy his things.

"Oh Neji! What's this?" asked Lee holding a picture of Tenten smiling seductively that he found in Neji's underwear drawer. Lee started smirking uncontrollably… which instead of looking evil… looked very creepy.

"HEY!" yelled Neji, "GIMME THAT BACK!"

Neji tried to grab the picture but Lee, with his fastness, was too fast. In the end Neji was heaving hard and Lee was lying down on top of Neji's bed staring at Tenten's picture.

"Hey Neji, why do you have a picture of Tenten and not of Gai-sensei?" asked Lee.

"Well, unlike you, I have a life and it doesn't involve Gai-sensei," said Neji simply.

"Sure… but…why is it in your underwear drawer?" asked Lee…

"Don't go there…" Neji said plainly, "so what does this destructive visit bring?"

"Well… I'm here to pick you up and go to the dorm place but we have to stop by Tenten's house to pick her up so you better dress up youthfully! I even brought you a spandex suit so you, me, and Master Gai can match! Yes, yes, be grateful!" said Lee trying to shove the hideous green spandex suit that should've been burned, which actually happened after Lee gave it to Neji. He "accidentally" dropped it in the fireplace in the living room…. How he got there…. Nobody knows…. Not even me….. Well….. Yeah I do but …. Too lazy…..

"HEY! I MUST HELP YOU FIND MORE YOUTH!" yelled Lee assuming that he was helping Neji when giving him the hideous outfit.

"Whatever…I'm going to get dressed…," said Neji as he got some of his NEJI clothes that were on the floor, but before he left, he grabbed the picture of Tenten out of his bushy browed destructive teammate and brought it with him into the bathroom…HEY don't think nasty thoughts!

"Oh Neji!" said Lee before Neji went into the bathroom.

"What?" asked Neji stopping in front of the door.

"I just LOVE your pajamas!" squealed Lee.

Neji's pajamas were green with teddy bears on them….

"HEY! They were a gift… from my mom!" yelled Neji blushing from embarrassment.

"HEY! Why should I be embarrassed? I'm not wearing any ugly ass green spandex… compared to him… me wearing these teddy bear pajamas I'm superior… wait a minute… I'm always going to be superior….. BRANCH RULES, MAIN DROOLS! WOOT!" thought Neji while smirking and walking to the bathroom.

Neji put his clothes on the bathroom counter…

"Wazzap Neji! Blabbing to yourself again?" asked INNER NEJI.

"WHAT THE FUCK! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU! AM I GOING CRAZY!" yelled Neji in his mind. In the bathroom, Neji fell on the floor because he was surprised.

"Well, like everyone in the whole wide world, you have an INNER self! WHEE! Okay… I'm done being weird…" said Inner Neji.

"YOU ARE TOO UNCIVILIZED TO BE ME or…. In me...?" yelled Neji in his mind.

"Well… I don't know… so… em… nice pic of Tenten! Isn't she cute?" asked Inner Neji.

"She's okay…" replied Neji.

"Just OKAY? JUST OKAY! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! If you think she's just OKAY then why do you have a picture of her… a hot picture…. And why is it in your UNDERWEAR DRAWER?" yelled Inner Neji.

"Shut up! I have to get dressed!" yelled Neji back.

"How did you even GET IT?" asked Inner Neji.

"That is personal, NOW GET OUT OF MY HEAD AND… well… um…. Go destroy Lee's self confidence or something…" said Neji.

"That could be fun but… I can't get out of your head so… deal with it… oh and… I want a copy of that picture!" said Inner Neji smirking.

"You know… you're perverted…" thought Neji.

"Yes… We are very, VERY perverted…" said Inner Neji smiling a warm smile.

"Oh just shut up…" said Neji.

Neji got up from the tiled bathroom floor and took a quick bath…

While Neji was preoccupied… our mischievous Lee started searching for any kind of youthful thing…

"Hm… If I was a piece of youth stuck in a house of an unyouthful man with a wonderfully great sensei, a handsome teammate, and a crush on a female teammate… where would I be…hmm…OH I KNOW!" Lee exclaimed…," IN THE UNDERWEAR DRAWER!"

He quickly ran to the underwear drawer and dug through the boxers…then he stopped because he found a thong…a pink one…. G-string….

Lee screamed and dropped the FEMALE underwear…

"AHH! MY EYES! MY VIRGIN EYES! HOW UNYOUTHFUL! AHH!" screamed Lee, jumping up and down and all around…

Neji hopped out of the shower and ran to Lee in a towel.

"LEE! WHAT HAPPENED!" yelled Neji.

"MY VIRGIN EYES! YOUR EVIL POSSESIONS MAKE MY VIRGIN EYES BURN!" yelled Lee pointing at the "evil" possession.

"YIKES!" squealed Neji as he grabbed the piece of feminine lingerie and threw it in his closet.

"AHH!" screamed Hanabi as she jumped out of Neji's closet, the thong falling off her head.

Everyone stared at little Hanabi as she just stood there staring back. There was some of that awkward silence that everyone loves.

"Umm…" said Hanabi breaking the beloved awkward silence.

"Hanabi… what were you doing in my closet?" asked Neji.

"Umm…well… the real question is why do you own a thong?" asked Hanabi, trying to cover for her reason for being in the closet.

"HEY! It's not like I wear it… um... I mean... IT'S NOT MINE! …," yelled Neji trying to cover for this little incident.

"So… who's is its?" asked Lee covering his eyes…

"Umm… well...i-ts…" Neji stuttered," well... WHO CARES ANYWAYS! Ehehehe so… let's go to Tenten's! Hehe…,"

As Neji got dressed as his inner self started to annoy him…

"So… I didn't know that you were THAT PIMP!" squealed Inner Neji.

"What are you talking about?" said Neji calmly.

"Don't be all calm about it! Tell me who's thong that was! TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!" yelled inner Neji.

"Since you're my inner self… and it's physically impossible for you to tell anyone else about this… I will tell you," said Neji confidently, "But… I think that I don't like your attitude!"

"WHAT! Okay, Okay I won't annoy you… sure, sure whatever… so pretty please tell me who owns that very pink, very small piece of underwear that you happen to have in your own underwear drawer, please oh superior one!" pleaded Inner Neji sarcastically.

"Fine… I guess you tried your hardest considering this is my inner, less superior, self," replied Neji.

'Okay… that was uncalled for … and just plain mean…," said Inner Neji glaring at regular Neji… by all means necessary I don't know how he did that

"Fine… now I don't exactly FEEL like telling you…" said Neji in a haughty tone.

"You know… you suck… which means that I don't suck…" said inner Neji blandly…

Then after Neji got dressed, he packed up and went along the yellow brick road with Lee to Tenten's house. There were lions and tigers and bears OH MY along the way….yeah…

Tenten's Apartment

Tenten was asleep in her nice warm comfy bed until the absolutely "BEST" thing could happen to a girl whose had a rough day…

She was half asleep when she heard voices downstairs in her apartment.

"No let me do it!" whispered one voice loudly.

"You're being too loud! Let me, do it! You can't do anything right and you're too nosy!" whispered-yelled the other one.

Tenten ignored the familiar voices and hugged her favorite pillow, the nice feather pillow. It felt cool on her skin as she lightly slid her hand up and down the fabric.

Her bedroom door opened with a small creak. Outside the door were voices that Tenten could SO hear.

"Is our lotus still asleep?" asked one voice a little loudly.

"Shut up! She is asleep…so… what do we do?" replied the other voice.

"We wake her up! Since I'm the most youthful and you are evil in mind, I shall wake her up because you might do something evil to our lovely lotus," said one voice plainly.

"HEY! I'm not perverted! I'm a gentleman! Just do whatever you want," said the other voice.

Tenten opened one eye and looked towards her door. She saw her teammates there arguing about something stupid. They finally noticed her one eyed stare and immediately stopped. Everyone stared and the awkward silence began… again.

"What is up with this awkward silence?" asked Lee, "It feels unyouthful."

Tenten glared at the two and rolled around to face her wall. Lee entered her room and poked her. Tenten rolled back to face Lee then she glared at him and closed her eyes. Neji walked in and hit Lee on the head.

"Hey! Tenten's hair is down!" exclaimed Lee pointing at the sleeping form of Tenten.

"Yeah… captain obvious… nobody sleeps with their hair in buns!" said Neji hitting Lee on the head again.

"Hey did you know that Krad spelled backwards id Dark?" asked Lee randomly, "How youthful!"

"Why did you just ask that?" asked Neji, "That was so random."

"Well, I guess because the author is really bored and has been amazed that Krad spelled backwards is Dark from the hit anime DNAngel," said Lee in a bored tone.

"Well… I suppose it's not as great as the hit anime that we star in called Naruto… I bet it would be even more successful if it was called Neji and was about a boy… no scratch that… handsome boy who had the most annoying teammate and who destroyed the evil organization known as the "Mail House"…" replied Neji in a bored tone too.

"No way! It should be called Lee or Gai… Neji and that story sounds boring and unyouthful…" said Lee, "It would be lucky to even get mentioned by a hobo!"

Tenten glared at the two who were still arguing about stupid things again and went back to sleep.

"Hey! We have to wake up Tenten!" yelled Lee trying shaking Tenten awake.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU KNOW THAT ANGRY GIRLS HIT HARDER THAN THE EVIL VILLANS!" yelled Neji just loud enough to wake up Tenten, who apparently is a girl.

"Oops," replies Lee, but it was too late. Tenten woke up and wanted to seek her revenge. The boys were in trouble now…

After two minutes, the boys were beaten into a bloody pulp and Tenten was eating breakfast down stairs.

"So, why did you come here? To annoy me?" asked Tenten in between bites of her cereal.

"Ugh…well…you have to pack and go to the dorm place with us…," said Lee, holding an icepack over his damaged head.

"Yeah…" agreed Neji putting a bandage on his cheek.

"Sorry I beat up you guys…" said Tenten smiling but feeling guilty.

"Yeah…." Said the boys in pain.

Tenten giggled that the boys were in pain…. Mwhahaha! BOYS IN PAIN! MWAHAHAH!

"Hahaha this is what they get for waking me up… how unfair for them…. Oh well…!" said Tenten

"AHYUCK! Hello!" said inner Tenten.

"What the heck!" thought Tenten.

"I'm your inner self…" replied Inner Tenten, "Everyone has an Inner self!"

"What the heck is an Inner self?" asked Tenten.

"I don't know… I guess um… I don't know…." Said Inner Tenten.

"Everyone has something like you?" asked Tenten.

"HEY! I'm not a something…I am a somebody… I think…!" said Inner Tenten.

"WHAT! I HAVE A PERSON IN ME!" yelled Tenten in her mind.

"Well… I'm you… except I'm like what you really think!" exclaimed Inner Tenten.

"Okay… weird…." Thought Tenten.

At the same time Neji and Lee were rolling around in pain…

They were moaning and groaning and Tenten was just silent talking to something in her head…

"TENTEN!" yelled Lee and Neji, hurting on the inside and out.

"Ahh uhh what?" asked Tenten, caught off guard.

"The pain you in flicked on us… remember….. Do I have to remind you?" said Neji wanting the pain to go away.

"Hehehe deal with it!" yelled Tenten in anger, "don't make me hit you again!"

"Sorry oh master," replied Neji sarcastically.

"Tenten, you look beautiful with your hair down! As beautiful as Sakura-Chan!" exclaimed Lee.

Tenten asked, "What are you talking about? Isn't my hair up like it always is?"

"No," said the two boys.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Tenten, kneeling on the floor with her hands up high… touching the sky.

She ran into her room, locked the door, and put her hair up once again….

"Damn it! Now I have to kill them…" thought Tenten as she grabbed her emergency must-kill-the-people-who-see-my-hair-down-kit.

She ran back downstairs with a single kunai in her hand.

"Do you think we're really that weak Tenten?" asked Neji noticing the single kunai.

"Oh… It's not for me….," said Tenten smirking evilly… out of nowhere….. Gai came and hugged Neji… he hugged a hug that was the almightiest hug you could ever give… he tried for a kiss but… Tenten threw the kunai at Gai's tongue.

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?" yelled Neji as he looked at the bleeding Gai.

Lee screamed in horror as his beloved teacher laid there… probably assassinated by his teammate… his female teammate…

"WHY? WHY!" screamed Lee as he knelt beside his master….. tears flowed from his face….," why…"

Tenten and Neji stood there and stared… any incredible ninja could see that it was a fake… well…. There was a zipper in the back of the Gai outfit…

"Lee… take it easy….," said Tenten, "it's only a fake…"

Lee looked up from his very sad, pitiful display and stared at Tenten….

"Tenten… is what you are saying…. True?" asked Lee, tears still flowing from his round face…

"Yes… whatever…" replied Tenten looking at her kunai…

Neji was staring at Tenten for some reason…

"'Sup! HEY look… it's TENTEN! Why don't you go and kiss her?" said inner Neji making kissy faces.

"Hm… maybe I'll think abo—WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU THINKING! It's not THAT simple…" thought Neji.

"Yes it is… go and try it!" yelled inner Neji making more kissy faces…

"No way… I'm a gentleman…" thought Neji.

"Sure you are gentle… but are you a MAN!" said Inner Neji flexing his arms.

"I AM TOO A MAN!" yelled Neji in his mind…

"Prove it…" said Inner Neji….

"Fine! Maybe later…." Said Neji.

"Whatever…girl…," said Inner Neji, laying down in the dark walls…

There was silence in Neji's mind… he felt all of a sudden alone…. Silence…

He couldn't take it anymore!

"AHHHH!"

"NEJI WHAT'S WRONG!" yelled Tenten looking very concerned at Neji who was apparently losing his mind.

"NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!" screamed Inner Neji as he pounded on the invisible walls of Neji's mind.

All of a sudden Neji started to twitch… then he moved forward and kissed Tenten on the lips.

Tenten's eyes widened in the surprise. She realized what was going on so she whacked Neji on his head.

Neji realized the whack so the pulled away and faced a very angry Tenten…

Lee… weirdly… didn't notice the event and was staring at some mayonnaise on the table.

Lee finally noticed his two teammates staring and decided to whack Neji on the head as well…

"DAMMIT LEE!" yelled Neji rubbing the sore spot on his head.

"Huh? ENOUGH of your shenanigans Neji! Tenten, my beautiful lotus, pack up and get dressed fore we will be heading to the dorms that we shall be living in for the time being!" yelled Lee doing good guy pose number 12.

Tenten simply nodded and quickly sprinted to her room to pack and get dressed.

Neji just sat there and looked pissed at Lee…

"Eh… He called Tenten his beautiful lotus…you jealous Dr. Nejj?" asked Inner Neji smirking.

"WHAT! NEJI HYUUGA does NOT get jealous… NOT EVEN OVER A GIRL! I AM A HYUUGA!" yelled Neji," AND WHAT'S WITH THE DR. NEJJ?"

"I don't know… I think it sounds cool!" squealed Inner Neji.

"It does NOT sound cool…. It sounds like a hobo name…" said Neji.

"Oh you think your so hot… huh…huh? Well… you SUCK!" yelled Inner Neji crossing his arms.

Tenten came down stairs with a backpack, a duffel bag, and a rolling suit case.

"Okie Dokie! We're all set to go! CAN I GET A YOSH?" exclaimed Lee putting his hands on his hips as a background of rainbows appeared.

"Whatever…" said Tenten as she blushed when she turned towards Neji.

Neji blushed back and turned the opposite side…

"LET'S GO!" screeched Lee.

He grabbed his luggage and linked arms with his other teammates and ran out of the house dragging them during his dash towards the dorm… not knowing the adventures it will bring….

Miharu: dude…. I am SUPER sorry….

Sasuke: HA! I've been having the BEST time in my life without you!

Miharu: Oh yeah? Itachi loves you!

Sasuke: NOOOO! I HATE YOU!

Miharu: Me too… that's why I am the T in ANTI Sasuke…

Sakura: AHHH! YOU BETTER BE NOT BE DISSING MY SASUKE-KUN!

Ino: HEY HE'S MY SASUKE-KUN!

Neji: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE? You weren't even in the story!

Tenten: Yeah! What the hells wrong with you?

Lee: Sakura-Chan… you shall be mine forever!

Sasuke: Shut up Lee!

Naruto: OH MY GOSH! SASUKE IS JEALOUS!

Miharu: You bet he is my dear Naruto!

Hinata: Throws toothpick at Miharu for calling Naruto her DEAR

Naruto: WOAH! NICE AIM HINATA-CHAN! In mind: Note to self… don't get on her bad side…)

Hinata: (giggle) thank you Naruto-kun!

Miharu: (staggers unconsciously until falls off the stage)

Sasuke: YES! FINALLY!

Kakashi: how come I was not featured in this part of the story? Aren't I the main character? The show is called Kakashi right?

Naruto: Nope! IT'S NARUTO! (Victory smile)

Miharu: (climbs back on stage with a revenge face) SASUKE!

Sasuke: WHAT! I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! IT WAS ALL HINATA'S FAULT!

Miharu: HINATA'S TOO NICE AND INOCENT TO DO EVIL! UNLIKE YOU, YOU FIEND!

Sasuke: Okay… I'm leaving…

Miharu: (twisted smile) you… can't….

Sasuke: NO!

Miharu: ta, ta my favorite readers! I say thanks to… White-rosekiss, Uchiha Sakura Blossoms, vaugue221, MisticalEmperma, darkavartar13, darknessmistress, Sexy.Black.Neko, Akkirako Chikuro, Kai Sohma, HeartAngel, edakumi-sama, amylovesstakuya, Sad4ngel, Bloodruby, OMG-kumikoCHAN (don't make fun of me at school! Grr), CrAzY-SiLLy-Me, RoseWaters, aloncye, nightmare car, JakeCrusher, celestial cherry blossoms, Uchiha Falcon, silverkage-can, Hyuuga's Winger Guardian, The Dark Lord Chuckled the Silly Piggy, transparent-opacity, ying yang dragons, anime.fan.no.1, xMuStArDxBiRdArAnGsx, animelover21065, hermion8… and… Sasuke Uchiha… the real one….

Sasuke: Why am I thanked?

Miharu: Because Sassy Poochiah… I want you to forgive me for doing this… (Grabs Sasuke's head and gives his a noogie)

Sasuke: HA! That's not bad! It's not as bad as the ones ITACHI-my eternal enemy and son of ….

Miharu: SASUKE! DON'T SAY IT!

Sasuke: Why would I say it? They are my parents too!

Miharu: (completely ignores dear, dear Sassy Poochiah) so that's almost everyone who reviewed… well… hopefully everyone! I had such a hard time typing all your names to be grateful and review my minions… ehem I mean my masters! BYE!