The Ultimate Reason Why I Didn't Make Chapters for a Long Time

Disclaimer: To tell you the truth…. Luke, I'm NOT the creator of NARUTO!

Miharu's corner: I'm sorry that I suck so much… yes…. I know… you all hate me so much…..

Well it all started when I, Miharu, was stalking the smexy Neji-kun... my Sexy Neji-kun...

So... I was last SEEN hiding behind a bush... until... MY Sexy Neji-kun turned on his BYAKUGAN…

So I was all like yeah baby and he was all like... HUH? So he rammed towards me FULL POWER! I screamed and was saved by the equally Sexy Tenten... who grabbed him and took him somewhere... and he was last seen walking around with a goofy grin on his face... he looked IDIOTIC... I wonder what TENTEN WAS DOING TO HIM!

Before he left... he left me with a little gift... NO it wasn't the gift of intelligence... (I needed it...) but it was the gift of MASSIVE DESTRUCTION! MWAHAHAHA!

So... I ACCIDENTALLY used the MASSIVE DESTRUCTION to... well... I tried bombing the ramen shop... even though NARUTO WOULD GET MAD!

Unfortunately, I was distracted by Sasuke's SEXY hair!

So... I fell and the Bombs exploded on my face!

Then... Dear, Dear Shikamaru came to my rescue and carried me to the hospital... Ino and Temari got mad at me and tried to sabotage my hospital room...

So... what I did was that I... I didn't do anything because I was unconscious and I was probably DEAD!

So... the doctors told my care taker, Sasuke Uchiha, that I was in a coma... so he and his girlfriend, Sakura Haruno, wept for me... actually Sakura wept... Sasuke jumped for joy... he was glad that I wouldn't make any fanfictions for a while...

I could hear everything... but I couldn't react... I felt sad and depressed... I never wanted to be in a coma... I silently cried for my sleeping figure just laid there not moving one single bit... sadness over came my body... I felt like a freaking' EMO KID!

So... a couple of weeks past (not a serious coma) and I started to move my fingers... then my toes... then I spoke my first sentence..."Sasuke you are one Sexy Beast" haha I'm just kidding! I seriously said "Sasuke You DORK!"

Everyone leapt for joy as Sasuke wept fore I would return with more treacherous ideas on how to make his life worse in my fanfiction...

So as I started to get better... Neji came back!

So... then he said to me... "Miharu, did you use my gift wisely?"

I replied "No Master Neji holder of the Byakugan and most Smexy beast in all of Konoha, I'm sorry but I foolishly deactivated the bombs on me which caused me to be in this state..." I slowly hung my head in sadness... I wanted to prove to my MASTER that I could do anything I wished to do... I was worthless to him... I was upset.

"Do not worry Miharu-Chan... you are still learning to become as great as ME, Neji Hyuga..."

"Did I disappoint you Master? For you are so handsome I am ashamed of myself for being so horrid in doing this... I can never do anything RIGHT!"

He only smiled at me... and said in a fatherly tone "I'm not mad... I'm FURIOUS!"

"MASTER! I'M SORRY!" I screamed as he turned the visiting chair over.

"NOOOO! ROAR!" he started to do unimaginable horrible things... until...

Tenten showed up again... she had saved me before she can save me again right?

She swooped down from the ceiling all ninja like and said "Neji... do you want me to punish you like I did before?"

Neji looked up at Tenten who had an eyebrow arched... "Oh yes master!"

"Then leave that poor girl alone or you won't get any!" she said in a seductive voice.

He immediately stopped what he was doing and followed Tenten out of my hospital room drooling on his way out...

I laid there with tears and fear in my eyes because of what happened earlier... I wished I could have done something to prove to my master that I could be the one to kill... erm I mean... umm... eat the one with the wrinkles before Uchiha did... I could do it! I KNEW I COULD! Then I started to feel emo again…

Then... I remembered what mother told me before I had gone on my journey to discover myself in Konoha..."Don't forget to brush your teeth..." so right there and then... I brushed my teeth...

End.

This is my reason why I'm not turning in my chapters like a good little writer should be… I'm sorry and please forgive me… eherm…

This is what really happened: my computer got a virus and I had to get it restarted… but this was a more entertaining reason why I couldn't get anything done right?

Eherm… sorry to everyone… and REVIEW! Only a couple of people reviewed and I LOVE THEM A LOT! MWAHAHA!

I especially love…OMG-kumikoCHAN, CrAzY-SiLLy-Me, Sakura4eva, Aria's star, RoseWaters, cinderella101, darkavatar13, animelover21065, and Artistic Ninja (I love you a lot because you noticed it was my birthday) (note: this love is just love for friends! Not weird awkward love I'm trying to make Sasuke have…)

Sasuke: Dude… you made this when you could've made the next chapter…. You are extremely a dork and I totally hate you as much as your readers hate you…and…. I WILL KILL THE ONE WITH THE WRINKLES!

Miharu: Shut up please…..

Naruto: Man Miharu-Chan… you argue with Sasuke more that I do… Want to be my best friend?

Miharu: Sorry… but MY best friend is a random boy I saw at Great America (amusement park in California). He had a brown hat! HE WAS SO COOL! To bad I didn't get to talk to him… we need more best friend time….

Naruto: What the hell? You are so weird… Sasuke was right…you are a DORK!

Sasuke: EW…. Naruto is agreeing with me… EWWW how gross! NASTY… it feels nasty!

Naruto: you're the NASTY one! Man! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BEST FRIENDS!

Sakura: Miharu! STOP ARGUING!

Neji: Why am I YOUR sexy Neji? And what did Tenten do to me? WHY ARE YOU SO CRUEL!

Sasuke: FINALLY! Someone knows what I mean! DAMN! I'm SO… UGH! I can't explain my feelings….

Miharu: Cheer up emo kid…. It's a brand new day!

Sasuke: Shut up you… you….

Miharu: Haven't I taught you not to cuss?

Sasuke: No! YOU'VE BEEN MAKING ME CUSS!

Miharu: (slaps Sasuke) GO AWAY!

Sasuke: I CAN'T! That's the sad part… (Stabs a block of cheese lying on the crew buffet table)

Miharu: HEY! I was going to eat that you STUPID… umm….. Thing boy!

Sasuke: Was that supposed to be an insult?

Miharu: Bye everyone!

Sasuke: Don't ignore my when I'm speaking to you!

Miharu: Bye (slaps Sasuke) Dude…. Shut up already… the fanfic chapter is over… seriously…