Hello, there, my friends! Yes, after a bit of writer's block and a deliberation with the continuity of my other story, "Talim meets Alan: Love in a Savaged arm", I came up with this absolute monstrosity. I just started it randomly, ended it randomly, did everything else randomly. There might be a little similarity with Talim's adventure of DOOM and Unluckiness, but meh, that can't be helped. Read it and weep. WITH JOY!
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"Hello, my name is Setsuka." Setsuka said to Yunsung. They were in the magnificent plains of Krabbyslap. I didn't make that up, that's an actual place! Ok I made it up...
"Who are you?"
"Hello my name is Setsuka."
"Who are you?"
"HELLOMYNAMEISSETSUKA"
"ha ha. I annoyed you." Yunsung jeered.
"NOT FUNNY! I HAVE AN UMBRELLA AND I WILL USE IT."Setsuka screamed.
"Why did the little boy cut holes in his umbrella?" Yunsung asked.
"I don't know." Setsuka said, "Why did the" OK I AM NOT TYPING THAT OUT AGAIN.
"Because he wanted to see if it was raining." Yunsung replied.
Setsuka stared at him, baffled, puzzled, confunded, other big words.
"Ok, while you think about that, I am going to pick my nose."
Setsuka stared at him some more.
"Just wanted to give you the heads up!" and Yunsung proceeded to pick his nose. Setsuka noticed that every time he put his finger up his nose his hair changed colour.
"Wow how do you do that?" she asked.
"dowat?"
"Pick your nose and..."
"Oh, you just adjust the "pryer" this one here's called the "pryer". So called because it prys the..."
"No I mean make your hair change colour."
"What? I don't change my hair colour. I don't dye my hair red. Where did you get that idea thats nonsense! What are you talking about? SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UUUUP!"
"When you stick your finger up your nose your hair changes colour." Setsuka said. She said that because she was very observant. I know. Cos I'm the author.
"It does?"Yunsung asked. He stuck his finger up his nose, and his hair changed colour to a light brown.
"Hey!" he screamed excitedly, "I always wanted to be a brunette! Oooohhhh"
"Let me have a go!"Setsuka stuck her finger up Yunsung's nose, and it changed into a blonde. "Howdy y'all!" Don't ask. Setsuka stuck her finger up again, and again, and again, really fast, and his hair was changing colour really fast and Yunsung was going , "aaawwwwooooohhhhh that hurts! Eewww it doesn't look right. Uuuuurrggghhh. Hey brunnette again-awww..."
And after many sticking up of nose, Setsuka stopped and looked admirably at her work, "I knew I could make it go Tutti Frutti!"
KABOOOOOOMMMMMMM(yunsungs head exploded)
"Oh dear." Setsuka said, "Now I'll never see Tutti frutti hair again. "
"tralalaaalaaaaalaaalaaaaaaalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" Talim sang as she saw Setsuka.
"Hello my name is Setsuka."
"Oh d-d-d-d-dear!"Talim squeaked. "Pooh b—I mean Yunsung's head has been blown off. I must do my ancient ritual dance to revive him. Stand back, Setsuka."
"Setsuka? My name's not Setsuka. It's Taki." And it was. The person the author has led you to belive was Setsuka has all the while been Taki. I am the GameMaster! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
"Ok I'm going to do my ancient ritual dance now!" Talim announced. She got into the appropriate, arched pose, and sang respectfully, "I'm a little TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT. HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS MY SPOUT. WHEN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING HERE ME SHOUT, TIP ME UP AND POUR ME OUT."
Yunsung came up from behind them, "Hey what's going on, guys. Hey Look! It's me and I'm dead! I think I'm going to join me." And Yunsung lay on the ground and died instantly. Oh I forgot to mention his head blew off as well. And maybe one of his arms. I don't care. He's the worst character in Soul Calibur so I don't care. Life is sweet.
Talim took a deep, suffering sigh, and bean to chant again, "I'm a little TEAPOT..." but Taki stopped her, "It's not worth it. The world is better without him."
"I recognise that voice..." Talim muttered suspiciously.
"Um its me Taki."
"There it goes again..."
"It's TAKI!"
"It's the wind! WIND! WIND! WIND! WIND!WIND!WIND!"
"Ok shut up!"
Then Siegfried appeared, seemingly out of nowhere. And he hit Talim over the head and knocked her out. He did that because he is very mean, and even though I don't know what he's like at all I'm gonna make him mean. Because I had to pick on SOMEONE to shut Talim up. But Talim's my favorite charatacter. So therefore he is mean.
"You're so MEAN!" Taki screamed. She screams a lot.
"Hur Hur Hur!"Siegfried laughed. "I know!"
"Who are you anyway?" she asked.
"I am Siegfried!"said Taki... I mean Siegfried.
"No you are not!"Taki screamed. And he hit him over the head with his umbrella. And it was very sore.
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Um, The end. Well I might continue it. It's very good for whenever I have writer's block.
Leeroy-Priest of the Wind
