Yes, I decided to give you nice people another chapter of madness! Jeez this one is mad! I mean you've seen the man who owns the confectionary down the road and the opium man but thats nothing...well you get it...
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Now, where we left off, Yunsung is dead with no head and one less arm, Talim has been knocked out by Siegfried (he is mean, btw) and Setsuka is actually Taki.
Siegfried and Taki both left because they are rejects, and so Yunsung was magically alive with his head and arm again. And the first thing he said is, "I have a strange craving for teapots." and Talim woke up too. Now, because Talim had done her ancient ritualistic dance and it backfired and stuff, some kind of magical mahoolegy occurred, and now Talim was SHORT and STOUT! Well, just stout. You can't make her any shorter, can you, that would just be cruel. So, anyway, Talim, instead of her perfect flat tummy, had a pot belly. Which is kinda sweet really isn't it?
"HAHA, YOU'RE FAT!"Yunsung jeered! He jeers a lot.
Talim began to cry. Because she is a priest girl and she is only small and OMG ISN'T SHE CUTE so she cries. Oh and she's sensitive. And Yunsung now feels a bit of an asshole.
"Sorry."Wow, thats the only solemn thing ANYONE has EVER said in the HISTORY of this fanfic!
Talim continues to cry, and the (male!) author is going to cry too soon. This is because Talim is looking at her fatness and she really doesn't like it. Don't ya just wanna hug her? Oh, and she doesn't remember that Christina Aguilera song that always used to cheer her up. But guess who DOES?
"You are beautifullll...No matter what they sayyyy!" Yunsung sings.
"Words caaaan't bring us down!" they sing in unison.
Then they both suddenly start kissing because thats what everybody seems to do in fanfics but then again what would it be without a little friskiness and whatnot!
Now I could just throw in here that they had SEX right there on the lush green grass of Krabbyslap. Because that would make people want to READ my story because theres so much SEX! I could very easy just put in a little D--- here and a little...but I don't wanna because I am not shallow and I am upstanding and everything(turn on some American allegiance music now, even though I'm not American. I'm Irish. Do we have a national anthem? Hello? Anyone? I forget it! Ah well let's just all have a ceili!)and I do what's right to protect the chillun. Ok where were we?
Oh yes, well Talim and Yunsung were kissing and even though Talim was a bit fat they both rather enjoyed it. They were going MWUAH! Except Talim is a girl so she went mwah! But Yunsung is a boy so he went oh MWUHHHHAAAAAHHHHHH!
Necrid came along and he couldn't stand all the yucky-ucky-ness so he went and charged into them and they both flew to the side. Talim didn't look so right because her flab just tended to bounce about because she was wearing that green top thing which only covers her hubba-hubbas(Yunsung christened them) so her full tummy was exposed and had nothing to keep it so like i said it all went like slow-motion flop-flop. Hey why am I picking on Talim, she's pretty! Yunsung fell and was stupid.
Necrid went, "raaarughhhuma!"
"Go away, Necrid!" said Yunsung.
"Yeah, pimply-bottom!" Talim wasn't good at insults at all.. "You stole my moves! Now I feel cheated and you CAN'T CHEAT AT SOUL CALIBUR 2! IT'S NOT RIGHT I TELL YOU! IT'S JUST NOT RIIIIGHT!"
Necrid was scared of Talim because she is so awesome and shouty and he was also scared of girls because they were so good-looking and he didn't understand because he had a deprived childhood(he didn't have a childhood!).And so he ran away going "Ahuuummaagummawummamummy!"
Then Xianghua came along and said, "Just kidding!"
Talim and Yunsung went over to say, "About what?"
Xianghua took a cookie out of her pocket, "Have this!"she gave it to Yunsung- Talim looked like she'd had enough.
"Thanks!"Yunsung chortled and scoffed down the cookie , well most of it. The rest of it went up his nose, and his hair went Tutti Frutti!
"Here's another!" she yelled, and thrust another one into Yunsung's hands, and he wolfed it down with gusto.
"How come I don't get any?"Talim complained, after Xianghua pulled out another cookie. Xianghua looked at her pitifully and offered it to her, but pulled it away at the last second. "Just kidding!" and she poked her in the stomach, which made Talim cry again, because she was only small and...oh god!
Xianghua waved the cookie at her tauntingly. Then, she slowly pushed it underneath the top of her dress so she wouldn't get it. Yunsung dived for it. He kept saying, "I'm hungry!" but he was hungry, hungry for BOOBS! OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT I DID!
So as he was having a feel at Yunsungs...I mean XIANGHUAS BOOBS(OMG), Talim was still crying because she didn't get her cookie and also Yunsung didn't want to feel her BOOBS he wanted Xianghuas instead because lets be honest, Talim had hit puberty a little late.
So suddenly Yunsung was feeling TWO PAIRS OF OMG PORN!
Ok so that didn't happen.
Talim got her cookie.
She must have sensed a change in the cookie, because it looked to the sky and smiled.
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Review if you want. I'm not this mad in person...much...
