Oh gawd I hate this story and I wish I never started it. It's just getting in the way. I will give it a swift and untimely end.
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When we left our heroes, there might have been romance, fear, excitement, or emotion in the air. If you don't know which, then you obviously didn't read the last chapter did you? Well? What are you looking at, Taki got your tongue?
Astaroth/Abercrombie said, "Xianghua, I love you will you marry me?"
Talim gasped and there was huge floppy noise as her flab inhaled. Kind of like: shubshubslub! And Yunsung went duh. Duh duh duh duh...marry...MARRY WTF? And Xianghua said "Ok"
"HUZZAH!"Talim yelled squeakily. And Abercrombie took off his face mask and revealed a very horrible grin.
"Just kidding!"Xianghua said immediately after seeing the grin.
Abercrombie put on a top hat and said,"I say, I say, I say, I say, I say some more, and I say a lot, when I say...NO LIKEY!", and he picked up Xianghua by her foot so she dangled upside down. And she didn't have an in-game response to this, so she continually went , "Uah!" which was one of her damage sounds. Abercrombie climbed up the Empire State Building, which was a very big tree in those days. And Talim looked up at Abercrombie and shouted, "Don't worry, Abercrombie, believe in yourself!" Yunsung did some more duhs.
Abercrombie did believe in himself then, and he was so believing in himself that he began to recite a wedding procession off by heart, with Xianghua dangling upside down and saying nothing because she didn't have a sound of disgust.
Yunsung snapped out of his duhs, just as Abercrombie said, "We are gathered here today..." Yunsung said to Talim, "Are we getting married already?"
"No."Talim replied, "Abercrombie is trying to marry Xianghua, and the worst thing about it is..."
"IS THAT HE'S DOING IT IN AN ENGLISH ACCENT!"Yunsung yelled.
UUUUUAUAAAAHGHGJDASJGSAJGJKSACJGJ!
"It hurts!"Yunsung started foaming at the mouth, "IT HUUUUUURTS ME EARS!"and he stuck his fingers in his ears so his nose went Tutti Frutti and a teapot came out of it. Then he shouted to Talim, "What will we do?"
"I don't know, Pigl- I mean Yunsung I think I'll go to my thinking log and think about that."And Talim went to her famed thinking log and began to tap herself on the head and say, "think, think, think." Yunsung, who was incapable of thinking, started sticking the teapot up his nose. All the while, Abercrombie was attempting to make Xianghua recite her wedding vows, which she couldn't do, and Abercrombie kept poking her in places she didn't like to be poked.
"Talim I don't know how to stop Abercrombie."Yunsung said, the teapot jammed up his nose, "Talim?"
Talim had her head stuck in a honey pot.
"Oh No!"
"I'm sorry Yunsung!"Talim's echoey voice came, "I couldn't resist!"and then there was a "shhhhulllrpyslurpslurps" of her slurping up the honey.
Yunsung took a firm grasp on Talim's flab and heaved. It was like pulling on one big giant boobie. He would know. He knew his boobies.
And then, "pop!" Talim's head popped out. It was all yellow now.
"NO!"Talim screamed in a spooky voice, "THE WIND DEMANDS MORE!"
Then Nightmare came along, because he was cool, and he said, "SOULS!"
Talim shouted "WIND!"
Then Link came because he was also cool, and he said, "SEYAH!"
"SOULS!"
"WIND!"
"SEYAH!"
"SOULS!"
"WIND!"
"SEYAH!"
Then President Bush came, and he was just a bush back then, and he said, "Stop that!"
And because EVERYBODY listens to President Bush, everyone stopped what they were doing. Yunsung stopped humping Talim's flab. Nightmare stopped shouting and so did Link and so did Talim. Xianghua stopped not saying anything and recited every digit of pi, and no-one listened. Abercrombie stopped reciting wedding vows and also stopped holding onto the tree, so he fell, with a great "ROOOOAAAAAAAAARRRR!"And he fell and because of his huge weight the land shook and broke up and lava came out and nearly everyone DIED!
That's what happens when you listen to President Bush.
THEEEEEE ENNNNNNNDDDDD!
Hehehehe! I'm so NASTY!
