Chapter Eight

If Anything Can't Get Any More Weirder...

"It's Jedite!" Sailor Mercury exclaimed as she saw the blond teen step out of the clearing glaring at the two well disguised (yeah right) evil doers.

"Ew it's the boss!" Zoey muttered menacingly as Sailor Moon and the other scouts looked confusedly at the two blondies.

"Jedite's your boss?" Sailor Moon asked the cat girl as she saw her teammates get frustrated with the situation.

"No...that blond bimbo is my boss." Zoey said cocking her cat ears at Elliot. "He's a jerk named Elliot."

"Thanks for the proper introduction." Elliot scoffed.

"No problem jerk." Zoey smirked as she adoringly gazed in his direction. Sailor Moon cut throught the gaze with a gigantic smile on her face. "What? Can't I have dreams of having multiple guys at the same time."

"You're looking at the girl with years of experience." Sailor Moon laughed.

"Would you quit swapping stories on who's got the more ditzy personality and start busting this guy's butt?" Mars shouted loudly as she pointed her finger at Elliot.

"Wait! He's not the enemy here!" Brigette argued. "Can't we discuss this matter as mature young adults."

"No way! The way to go is violence!" Kikki shouted as she started bounding around making sound effects from action movies. "You're toast fella!"

"Then why don't we start with get rid of the enemy!" Mars exclaimed still pointing at Elliot.

"I'm not the Bad Guy!" Elliot exclaimed. "Didn't you hear?"

"These guys work for you...and you work for the Negaverse!" Mars accused, as she began wavering her arms around wildly.

"Wrong again!" The brunette man beside Elliot answered.

"Not a talker huh? I get angry when I'm mad and I want answers!" Mars spat and formed her hands into the shot gun position and pointed it at them.

"We're just simple scientists trying to make a profit at a café...we don't deserve to die!" Wesley cried as he went on both knees and begged.

"Get up Coolridge." Elliot coldly remarked. "If you don't believe we're not the bad guys..why don't you listen to these guys."

Out from the distance came Luna and Artemis panting heavily as they ran up from the café and into the battle front. They passed out in a heap of cat hair and started burping.

"Pant...Scouts..these..burp..aren't the enemy.." Luna began as if she was almost hyperventilating.

"The're..ah..a misunderstanding..belch!" Artemis continued from underneath.

"Para-Parallel universe." Luna added.

"The Negaverse..Cyniclons..burp..Boy I ate too much." Artemis sighed.

"Maybe it was a bad idea to give the cats the strawberry cheese cake." Elliot remarked to Wesley.

"Yeah. It was a mistake..but I just can't resist!" Wesley said before handing a plate of deserts out in front of Sailor Mars. "Try some lemon squares, baked to perfection."

"NO THANK YOU!" Mars replied flipping over the desert tray and looked up in the sky. "AHA! I found you dirty scoundrel you!"

"Whoa..I never thought they would catch on so quickly." Jedite muttered to Dren.

"I thought they would go for another hour at least." Dren replied.

"Dren! You've joined up with these loser aliens! How could you!" Zoey shouted.

"I'm a bad guy..you should always know I'll be doing something evil and chaotic, kitty-kitty." Dren snarled.

"I'll kitty-kick your butt." Zoey answered. "We've all united against you and Elliot's clone over there! There's nothing you can do to us now!"

"Oh yeah! Well we'll just see about that!" Dren retorted, he looked towards Jedite. "You know anything to destroy these girls now?"

"Beats me..I only float around while others finish the job for me." Jedite replied coldly.

"Me too! What an untimely coincidence." Dren smiled. The smile faded. "But that doesn't make the solution brighter."

"Hey! What about me!" a scratchy voice shouted from the ground. The Mews and Scouts turned to see the Negaverse henchmen come out of the trees. "What should I do master Jedite!"

"Suck a lemon I'm trying to think of a plan!" Jedite said irritated as he scratched his head. "Hey wait!"

"What now!" Sailor Jupiter called as Jedite and Dren huddled up in a whispering frenzy over the girls.

"Somehow I find those guys a pain!" Corrina remarked.

"We have to deal with them all the time." Sailor Venus and Mew Renee stated sadly at once.

"That's IT!" Dren declared

"If you're united and all..." Jedite exclaimed.

"Then we can too!" Dren continued.

"And use our power.." Jedite recited.

"To destroy you!" Dren shouted and raised his hand up to the sky.

"NEGA..." Jedite yelled as he too raised his hand to the sky, and the symbol of the Negaverse appeared in his hand. Dren too had something appear in his hand..an infusor.

"FUSION!" Dren answered as the symbol of the Negaverse bolted towards the infusor in a dark purplish glow. As the two fused together Dren pitched the Nega-fusor thing to the confused monster henchmen on the ground..which began to grow and grow and grow..until she reached the trees. The monster now grew grey fur and a muzzle as a black mask appeared on her face and sprouted a fluffy tail.

The monster's ear's twitched. As the Nega-creature looked at herself in the fountain water she screamed.

"You turned me into a RACCOON?" The nega-creature growled as she swiped a vicious claw at the two alien allies, knocking them out of the air. "YOU IDIOTS!"

"Come on! Let's go and get her!" Sailor Moon announced bravely.

"I don't think we necessarily need to." Renee replied motioning to the raccoon monster who began to chase down her two creators out of the neighborhood.. forcing them to run on foot.

"What a weird night.." Sailor Moon remarked with a sigh. The twilight seemed to fade as the daylight drifted through as a magnificent sunrise came into view. She looked towards the Scouts as they marveled at the view as well as the Mew Mews. They seemed to be so alike, it seemed unseemly.

"You said it." Zoey replied with a smile, her tail wavering as the tinkling of her bell almost chimed the morning. Elliot stepped up from his spot and faced the Scouts with a straight face.

"Come to the Café..you can rest up in there." Elliot offered motioning to them. "While you regain your energy, Wesley and I will fill you in on what we have learnt about this situation so far..."


Alright! I am so happy! I'm finally getting through this...I know there are more Mew Mew/Sailor Moon fics now than I first started this thing. Thank you for reading...I'm soexcited about finishing this! I'm going to start finishing this right nowpardon the oxymoron! Tell me how you like the fic so far and dibs on how the story should end! So don't worry..I'll update the rest as soon as I can.

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