Roxanne: alright Chapter 2 up!

Serena: ok now shut up so the viewers can read the rest of your mindless story

Roxanne: hey Serena, wanna know if cats really have nine lives?

Serena: I'll shut up now

"SEE YA! HAVE FUN DON'T OVER DO IT!" Serena interrupted.

Monks: we-

"Tiger Claws!" Roxanne cried transporting them to their new dimensions.

"Perfect, MUAHAHAHA!" she said petting Serena who on her lap (you know, like how the villains do)

Dojo: 0o

"What are you looking at lizard? Now fetch me the new warriors before I'm forced to use you as Serena's new pet toy!" Roxanne said as Dojo glanced at the grinning Serena.

Later…

"Ok new dragons, now you will know what it is like to be a Xiaolin apprentice,

you will be strong, serious and be battling for Shen Gon Wu, any questions?" Dojo said standing in front of the new apprentices.

"Yeah, why are we wearing PJs?" Mandy said.

Spongebob: need… water… must….have…water (starts to die)

"How can I battle monsters without Cosmo or Wanda? I wish I was outta here!" Timmy cried.

"I WANT TO GO HOOOOOOOOOOME!" Raj whinned.

"we have A LOT of work to do" Roxanne complained.

"oh yeah" agreed Dojo.

(Back at Jack's Lair)

Dave: Bejabers! What are these electrical thingies? (Shocks himself) no I must fight! (Starts destroying everything with a stick)

"I don't know who is dumber you or Jack, hey don't touch that!" Wuya said.

(Dave the Barbarian)

"FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT A MONKEY!" Fang screeched at Jack as she was ready to pulverize him.

"nice monkey! Just please don't hurt me, or… oh wait I forgot!" Jack said remembering he still had the Blade of Nebula. "TASTE MY FURY UGLY MONKEY! BLADE OF NEBULA!"

But unfortunately for Jack, instead of him holding the Shen Gon Wu…

"My name is not NEBULA! IT'S LULA! LU-LA! I don't believe this, sure my sisters get wielded by gods and powerful beings, but what do I get? A simpering goth freak!" Lula said as she shot jack with a lighting bolt.

(The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

"Let me get this thing straight, I own you?" Kimiko questioned.

"Uh yeah, but you usually abuse my powers to do your chores and stuff with this idiot here" Grim responded pointing at Billy.

"Mandy you look different, did you get a haircut? WOW WHAT'S THIS STAR THINGY! LET ME PLAY WITH IT!" Billy said.

"NO! NOT THE STAR OF-"

"cool that was hot!" Billy (or what was left of him) said as he burned himself with the Star of Hannabi.

"actually I think I like this new Mandy!" Grim said happily after Billy was burnt into a crisp.

"MOM! CAN I USE THIS STAR THINGY TO BURN THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND PERHAPS DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!" Billy called out to his mom.

"yeah whatever! And for the last time, I am not your mom!" a familiar voice said.

"KATNAPPE?" Kimiko said as her jaw dropped "NO WAY! YOUR INNER SELF IS BILLY'S MOM!"

"uh… eh he he, I WAS NEVER HERE!" Katnappe chuckled nervously as she escaped out the door.

(Camp Lazlo)

"Wow Raj, you look different, did you get a haircut?" asked Lazlo.

"Uh… sure, hey this is a camp right? No biggie I'm used to the outside wilderness" Clay said taking out a hotdog.

"RAJ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" screamed the monkey.

"Eating a hot dog?"

"Do you remember what is in those things!"

"Uh… oh oops" realized Clay that Lazlo was talking about eating animals.

Lazlo: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! CANNIBAL ON THE LOOSE!

Roxanne: well that was how Jack, Kimiko and Clay were doing so far, and it's not going to be pretty in Rai and Omi's situation

Serena: no doubt, although I really wanted for Dojo to be my new pet toy

Roxanne: … 0o

Serena: what?

Roxanne: … (starts to chuckle)

Serena: WHAT!