Omi: oh think I'm an ugly girl huh? ORB OF TORNABI! (kills Wanda)

I WILL NOW KILL ALL OF THE GIRLS IN THE WORLD SO I WILL BE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL OF ALL! THEN ALL THE BOYS WILL LOVE ME AND WE WILL MAKE LOVE TOGETHER AND-

Cosmo:

Omi: YOU'RE FIRST!

(get sucked by tiger claw's dimension hole)

"I knew you guys would turn into sick freaks in less than 2 minutes, nice job Mandy, as for the rest of you, Mandy will you do the honors?" Roxanne said giving an evil smile.

Mandy: my pleasure (takes them all except the real xiaolin monks, weird noises are heard off screen)

"I don't even wanna know what she is doing to them" Dojo shivered."well I guess you accomplished your task since you killed everyone, except that wasn't supposed to be the goal, but I'll give you points for that and- (sees Omi) Omi! You… you look BEAUTIFUL"

Everyone except Omi/Dojo: 0o (twitching and WAY to freaked out to say anything)

Dojo: Oh Omi…

Omi: Oh Dojo…

Clay/Kimiko/Rai: ROXANNE PLZ GET US OUTTA HERE! WE'RE SORRY JUST STOP THE MADNESS!

"uh I would, but…he he… funny story, since I convinced Master Fung to let me be a Xiaolin dragon, SO I no longer have control of thestory anymore, but there is one thing we can do" Roxanne said nervously

Us: CHRISTY HUI!(the creator of the cartoon) HEEEEELLLPPPPP US!

"SHIT! first we have to go to this stupid expedition, then this episode gets wrong, now ROXANNE BECOMES A XIAOLIN DRAGON?

WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG!" Kimiko screamed

Rai: thinking wow, Kimiko may not be as scary as Mandy when she gets mad, but she really is kinda hot when she is angry

"(using the mind readingconch and then smirking) I heard that Raimundo!" Roxanne said as Serena got out a Shen Gon Wu

"Serena let us show you a little Shen Gon Wu we just invented called the Jade Canary that can translate normal words into songs!" the female pussy said pointing at Raimundo.

Rai: OH NO…

Serena: JADE CANARY!

Rai: NO NOOOOOOOOOO!

(starts singing)

It's just the cutest thing

When you get to fussing (cussing)

Yelling and throwing things

I just wanna eat you up

I don't mean no disrespect

When I start staring

Knowing that it makes you mad

I'm sorry that seeing you mad is so sexy

Could it be the little wrinkle over your nose

When you make your angry face

That makes me wanna just take off all your clothes

And sex you all over the place

Could it be the lil' way that you storm around

That makes me wanna tear you down

Baby, I ain't sure, but one thing that I do know is

Chorus

Every time you scream at me

I wanna kiss you

When you put your hands on me

I wanna touch you

When we get to arguing

Just gotta kiss you

Baby, I don't know why it's like that

But you're so damn sexy

When you're mad

I wanna kiss you

When you put your hands on me

I wanna touch you

When we get to arguing

Just gotta kiss you

Baby, I don't know why it's like that

But you're so damn sexy

Every time you scream at me

I wanna kiss you

When you put your hands on me

I wanna touch you

When we get to arguing

Just gotta kiss you

Baby, I don't know why it's like that

But you're so damn SEXY

When you're mad

Kimiko: (giggling and blushing) WOW thanks!

Rai: (blushing) he he

Roxanne: ok I had enough of the love, this show is now over

Rai: HEY WAIT A MINUTE! YOU SAID-

THE END!

Roxanne: well it's still not exactly an end since I'm already almost done with the sequel I will present trust me its so good it has to be made into a movie!

Serena: you how dare you make Dojo gay after you knew I liked him! (relizes what she just admitted and covers her mouth) oh shit!

Roxanne: AHA! I KNEW IT! Don't worry serena, it will get better in the sequel, trust me

Serena: after what you just did, you may never be able see the living daylight again after I'm through with you! TRUST ME! COME 'ER!

Roxanne: well that's all for now see next time plz R&R cause I got a pussyfart to finish off!