A/N:

I sprained my ankle, so I'm home all day! Lot's of random little things will be done and hopefully lots of random updates too!

I own nothing.

Tohru's Dance is the one mentioned in the first chapter of Inside the Sick Mind of YUKI SOHMA.

Tohru had been practicing for weeks. She really wanted to impress Yuki, so he would ask her to the school dance. It was so important to her that he asked her and not Hatori or something. That would break her stupid, blonde, heart.

"Wee!" She said, as she span around and around, trying to get some spring in her not so dancing step. Feeling suddenly dizzy, she collapsed on the floor and pulled a tendon in her ankle, just like mighty authoress! Okay, she didn't really do that. But the authoress did!

Collapsing in a heap, she giggled.

"Now, now Mum! Don't make me fall!"

Tohru, being the silly person she is, thought her Mother's spirit was pushing her down! Silly Tohru. Everyone knows ghosts eat souls!

"S-Souls…?"

Kidding.

"Oh!"

Anyway, Yuki strode in at this point. He was wallowing in his own self pity, because no one wanted to go with him to the dance after he pushed the girl over in the hall way. Tohru felt certain he would say yes if he asked her!

"Look Yuki, at my dance! Isn't it great?"

Tohru began to twirl and swirl like a bird on drugs.

"No," Yuki replied stiffly, begging God to make her fall and die. But Tohru was persistent.

"Look, I can twirl- Ahhh!"

Tohru fell flat on her ass. The only thing on Yuki's sick mind was,

'Why didn't the fall kill her?'

A/N:

Tohru is such an idiot and I was bored.

So I thought… 'What the hell!'

And here is the end result.

Short and sweet.