Chapter 1

"What's going on here? And why is there a purple monkey fighting with an evil little girl over a taco on an asteroid?" Anakin asks himself as his ship starts to lose control and crash-lands on a "strange" planet called earth. "What just happened?"

a blue dragon flies out from behind a large building with a crazy-looking boy who is about 15 years old and flies fast towards Anakin to attack when Anakin pulls out his light saber and slightly brushes the dragon with it, but got it bad enough on its wing to make it lose balance and start to fall and crash…hard.

"Who are you?" Anakin screams.

"Hiya! I'm Eragon!" the boy yells, "and this is Saphira!" he points to the dragon. "I was looking for the fat kitty that was running around here! What's your name!"

"Anakin…"

"HI!...KITTY! COME HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!" Eragon starts chasing a fat, brown and white cat around just as a 15 year old Japanese school girl, who just happens to be the reincarnate of a Japanese priestess from the feudal era, walks out of the door to her house.

"HEY! LEAVE BUYO ALONE!" Kagome starts chasing after Eragon who stupidly trips and falls headfirst into the bone-eaters well and goes 500 years into the past.

Kagome jumps in after him, trying to get him to stop acting so stupid. Anakin is about to follow when he sees Saphira trying to go down the well and gets herself stuck.

Suddenly, a mental looking pirate walks up to Anakin and asks "but why the rum?"

"What?"

"Why is the rum gone?"

"Who are you?"

"How about 3 shillings and we forget the name?"

"JUST ANSWER MY QUESTION!"

"The name's Sparrow, Captain Jack Sparrow."

"Jack Sparrow…interesting name…"

"It's CAPTAIN! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!...what's that?" Jack…sorry, CAPTAIN Jack, asks and points to where Saphira is stuck.

"It's a dragon named Saphira trapped inside a well…"

"Now that's interesting…"

Finally the dragon gets through and disappears so Anakin and CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow follow and end up in the feudal era of Japan and go looking for Kagome and Eragon and Saphira.