An Escapade in the Constant Struggle Between Eternal Rivals
Author's Note: I promise I'll come out with the other one-shots soon. I've already got this relatively short story finished so look for weekly updates. Read and review, if you wish.
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One more thing, Icha Icha Takutikusu is a fanfic written by Jewel Green. Not mine at all. If you like lemony goodness, I suggest you read it.
"Kakashi, my eternal rival, I propose a challenge!" An immensely bushy browed Maito Gai announced as he barged in on his fellow jounin. "It will be an excellent challenge to prove our POWER with the SPRINGTIME of YOUTH!"
"Mm? Did you say something?" Hatake Kakashi asked lazily as he lifted his face from an orange covered book bearing the title Icha Icha Takutikusu, or Come Come Makeout Tactics.
"OH MY GOD!" Gai yelled dramatically as his jaw dropped to the ground. The light around him extinguishes and he is spinning around in lone spotlight, clenching his fist and has tears rolling down in rivers on his cheeks. "Kakashi, you have a totally hip and cool attitude, and it PISSES ME OFF!"
"Uh-huh," our favorite pervert answered as he lost interest in Gai and started reading again.
"Kakashi, I CHALLENGE YOU!" Gai roared as his darkness background cleared up and he was once again at the Konoha Jounin Office.
Kakashi sighed and dog-eared his page. He obviously wasn't going to get any peace while his "eternal rival" was around. "Challenge me to what?"
"Now that I have your attention, I wish to challenge to keep my flames of passion burning to…"
"Alright, alright, I get the picture!" Kakashi said hastily to prevent Gai from talking his ear off about something that sounded like "blah, blah, blah" to him. "What's the challenge?"
"I propose that we hold a dance-off."
"A dance-off?" Kakashi repeated, wondering if Gai had lost his mind. "Haven't we done that already? Yes, I won that one, I believe…"
Gai flushed. "Yes, and I crab-walked around Konoha seven times as my punishment because I had not beaten you!"
"Oh right," Kakashi chuckled remembering Gai crab-walking. Now that had been amusing. "So what's different this time?"
"This time, our beloved subordinates will be the ones participating the dance off!" Gai announced proudly.
"So I have to convince two of my students to dance in this competition to beat two of your students?" Kakashi asked.
"You are truly worthy to be my eternal rival, Kakashi, to have understood the objective thus far. I did not even need to show you out the rule book I have created for this occasion!"
"You made a rule book?" Kakashi inquired.
"YES, I DID!" Gai yelled as he whipped it out and does his good guy pose number 8687.
Kakashi sweatdropped as he was blinded by Gai's pinging white teeth. "How will we know which team win?"
"On page 194 of the rule book, it states that. 'the winning team of the contest will be the team with the loudest cheers from the audience.'"
"And the audience will consist of?"
"Whomever we invite, which should be the whole village!" Gai said exuberantly.
"Hm…" Kakashi closed his visible eye and cupped his chin in an exaggerated thinking expression.
"If you deny me this, you lose!" Gai yelled, playing his last trick to convince his eternal rival.
"Deal. Now I must go see my team," Kakashi said as he walked towards the window.
"Nani! Are YOU going to be EARLY!" Gai shrieked in disbelief. His challenge, and ultimately himself, had made Kakashi early for once in his life.
"Hm…I'll be a bit early, yes. I'm only two and a half hours late. I meant to be four," he said happily as he hopped out the window.
Gai stood there gaping at the open window.
"YOUR HIP AND COOL ATITTUDE REALLY ANNOYS ME!"
Don't worry. It'll get better...hopefully.
