Polls: GaaraxNaruto
Votes: 1
Thought of the day: Cookies!
Bold: Kyuubi/Shukaku talking Thinking /talking Inner demon'Underline: Animals talking
Starting time: 7:15, April 13, 2006
Last time:Aa fox and raccoon kidnapped Naruto and Gaara. Iruka was drunk and hitting on Akamaru.
Chibi no youkai chapter 5 Old body, New problem
Gaara had just woken up, and was NOT happy with what he found. He had a growth spurt. He had his human form back, but he was still in the tree, naked too.
So let's keep score here: 5 seconds into the day, and He was naked, stuck in a tree, and had sticks up his ass, literally. At that point he was sure that no one in the world had it worse them him.
"OW! OMG THAT FRICKIN HURT YOU BITCH!"
Well, sounds like Naruto just might have it worse.
"You ok?" Gaara asked. Maybe the pain and suffering of someone else would brighten his already Fantastic had of tree, nakedness, and sticks.
"A fox just bit on my boys, what do you think?" Gaara had to fight the urge to laugh.
"So you're back to normal too?"
"Yeah, but I'm stuck and- DAMIT! THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF NUTS YOU LIKE!"
"Try to get out" And so, they tried: they tried head-butting, kicking, and even a little bitch slapping. But nothing worked.
------With Iruka------
"my head…" Iruka said, rolling over. He slowly opened his eyes, only to regret it. Right in front of him was the ugliest think possible. It have a small beard growing, buck teeth that went everywhere, O screw it, here's a pic: http/www(dot)digital-laughter(dot)\com/images/artist/ugly(dot)jpeg
He screamed.
------With the ex-chibi ------
"Ok, now remain clam. You might hear some banging noises, and see some wood flying around, but don't worry" Naruto said with a sludge hammer in his hand(Still naked!) and was about to hit the tree that had Gaara in it.
How did we get here? Simple. So simple that we don't even need a flashback. Naruto got out, and found a sludge hammer.
BANG!
There were pieces of wood everywhere, and very dazed Gaara.
Naruto started walking to the village.
"Do you remember that we're naked?"
"…Maybe…" Naruto said with shifty eyes.
Gaara groaned
Gaara run to some bushes near a path, and wait. In about ten minutes two men cam walking by. Dead. Gaara needed some clothes, and so did Naruto.
With that they headed off to Konoha
A/n: It's late, I'm tired, and I don't want my tiredness to effect my fic and make it crap, so good night.
