Chapter 2 - Find What is Lost

Dinner at the Emiya household

Dinner went well and was relatively peaceful, Naruto was able to explain the backstory he made up to his wife and Semiramis was able to answer questions correctly as well as entertaining the guests. Taiga was satisfied and so was Sakura who lost their suspicions of the mysterious couple. Semiramis managed to behave herself and not give off that feeling of her arrogance or selfishness from her years as a monarch.

So with that said, Taiga believed in Naruto to be responsible and decided to leave Shirou in his care for now. Shirou also made sure that his sister figure walked Sakura home instead of dumping her on some vanpool like last time. Now that only left the servants and single master alone.

"They were a lovely pair." Semiramis complimented.

"Yeah anyways, I should show you guys where you will be staying. I hope you don't mind sharing a room Saber." Shirou said.

"I won't." Saber replied as Shirou led the couple to a spare room.

"I think that futon is big enough to share with you two being married and all." Shirou said scratching the back of his head.

"Unless I make her mad and I have to sleep on the roof again." Naruto said getting jabbed in the ribs.

"Don't you mean couch?" Shirou asked.

"Not if your wife paid for it or got the one that looks nice, but feels terrible to sleep on." Naruto said rubbing his back.

Semiramis glared at her husband, "You smashed several paintings and knocked out one of my servants." she said.

"And that's what I love about you honey. You are always there to keep me in line." Naruto said giving his wife a kiss on the side of the head.

"Well no one else would have married you and someone had to prevent the apocalypse." Semiramis said as a dark cloud appeared over Naruto's head.

"I wonder how you to met." Shirou said.

"She tried to kill me/I tried to kill him." they both said at the same time making Shirou sweat drop.

"Well then how did you fall in love?" Shirou asked not realizing how much he would regret asking that.

"She almost killed me/I almost killed hm." they both answered at the same time making Shirou shiver this time.

"Why?" Shirou asked having some concern about this marriage's legitimacy.

(UP OST - Married Life)

"This neanderthal came into my kingdom one day causing trouble and revealed his strange powers. Naturally as a primitive monarch I demanded his head and the people agreed to it. So that explains how we met, but surely over time he helped in every way possible so long as I promised not to kill him him. Said promise was broken several times, but he kept coming back." Semiramis explained.

"In that time, I secretly fell in love with her and started to hate myself for it. I fell for her beauty and wiles so I felt stupid. Over time I at least tried to listen to her. Then one day I offered her a challenge, that she owed me one date and naturally she... tried to kill me again this time with a small army." Shirou sweatdropped at what his ancestor considered romantic.

"Eventually I decided to accept his deal only that I decided the conditions and challenge." Semiramis said already lying down on the futon.

Naruto smiled, "For forty days, I would be used as a guinea pig for all kinds of poisons. Every couple of days would be a new one ranging in strength. I was to not be given an antidote or medical help so it was all about my immune system. So by technicality I would have one had I used my power and Semi here was furious when she learned about my abilities." he continued.

"Is it a healing factor?" Shirou asked.

"Yeah, it would be slow and painful, but my body could either reject the poison or develop an immunity. I thought it was cheating or unfair so I wanted to work my way to earning that date. So for over a month I struggled through it and used it as a chance to get to know her." he said as he smiled at his wife.

"So did you win the bet?" Shirou asked.

"No, part of my condition was that if he died... well he was dead. If he was cured before the day came he would leave his knowledge and secrets before I banished him from Assyria. He was cured so he lost the bet." Semiramis answered as she turned away.

"Apparently the rules didn't clarify that I would lose if my poisoner was the one to cure me." Naruto replied as he rubbed back.

"Wait what?" Shirou asked.

"I felt closer to him, made peace, developed feelings and felt bad for him. So I cured him without his permission." Semiramis answered nonchalantly.

Naruto laughed, "Says the woman who was crying and wrestled me for a couple days before curing me." he said making her pout.

"She cured you? So then you did win." Shirou said.

"In a way, I was depressed, but she begged me to stay." Naruto said as he pulled out the bottle. "She was queen so she could change any rules and so long as I stayed she didn't care. You should have seen Semi here Shirou. She was crying and begging and even tried to have her guards force it on me. At least until she ambushed me and proceeded to cure me." Naruto explained getting a playful slap to the head.

"Its moments like these where I question whether I should have left you like that." she said.

"Oh don't be that way, besides you look beautiful even when your emotional." Naruto complimented.

"Then I should have drop dead gorgeous when I was furious to learn you could have cured yourself." Semiramis said glaring at him.

"But in the end we had two beautiful children. That was the only real gift a man like me could ask for." Naruto replied with a bright smile.

(End of Song)

Semiramis soon sat up and wrapped her arms around Naruto.

"I guess love comes in all forms." Shirou said looking at the happy couple. "Oh that reminds me, since uncle Naruto said this belonged to his wife. It's only natural it goes back to you aunt Semiramis." he said taking off the pendant.

Semiramis was stunned by the gesture as she slowly picked up the pendant remembering the words on her wedding day.

"To you my wife, I give you this pendant. It may seem like simple jewelry, but like our marriage it is not. For if there is ever a night where I am not there to keep you warm in bed. I want you to look at this pendant and remember every moment we've spent together."

Semiramis wiped a single tear from her eye, "No Shirou, it belongs to family. As such this heirloom belongs to you my distant grandson." she said handing it back.

"Are you sure?" Shirou asked.

"Yes, perhaps one day you can give it to the woman who claims your heart one day. Naruto can give her my gift as welcome gift to the family on your wedding day." Semiramis answered closing Shirou's hand around the pendant.

"Ok then, you won't regret it. Goodnight." he said.

"Goodnight Shirou." they both said before preparing for bed.

The next morning

Semiramis looked around to see that it was still early morning and Saber was still asleep in her own bed. Letting her fatigue take over she wrapped an arm where her husband should be. Should being the keyword. She soon realized he wasn't there and that made her curious. Getting up she stretched her arms and went to look around the house.

After a couple minutes, she found Naruto looking down at the kitchen in disappointment. That's what she assumed anyways considering she couldn't see his face.

"Naruto are you ok?" Semiramis asked.

Naruto sighed, "Semi, do you remember the day I showed up to Assyria?" he asked.

"Of course, you were wondering around asking questions and got into a scuffle with my guards after someone committed tax evasion." Semiramis answered.

"Well did I tell you how I got there in the first place?" Naruto asked still not turning around.

"You said you were passing by every time I demanded answers. After our wedding you admitted that you were brought here by a man you referred to as, "The Creepy Vampire Man" and he left you stranded in Assyria after he left." Semiramis answered.

"Well that old codger decided to mess with me again. Something woke me up a while ago and I found this in the middle of the yard where I summoned you." Naruto said.

"What is it?" Semiramis asked peeking over his shoulder only for Naruto to turn around.

Naruto revealed a large basket with something wrapped around inside. Semiramis saw a piece of paper sticking out next to the bundle. As she looked closer she was shocked to lock eyes with with red haired baby with brown slitted eyes.

"Au uu?"

"Naruto... is... is... is that... an infant..." Semiramis asked nervously getting only a nod. "Where did you get that?" she asked.

"I told you, creepy vampire man left him in the middle of the circle where I summoned you. The *looks at baby before swearing* jerkface left me some kid and all I read was his name. Which is enough to know he screwed me over." Naruto answered.

Both stopped and looked to see Saber running towards them, "Are we under attack?" she asked.

"Yeah, we're being invaded by babies." Naruto said revealing the baby making Saber look shocked.

"Where is that child's mother!?" Saber demanded..

"I don't know, the idiot vampire left me this brat with a note!" Naruto answered.

"Have you read it?" Saber asked.

"No... just saw his name and that got me too angry to read." Naruto answered.

"Then read it!" Saber commanded.

"What's going on?" Shirou asked rubbing his eyes before noticing the baby. "Why is there a baby in your hands uncle?" he asked.

"This will take a while." Naruto answered.

A little while later

Naruto decided to finally read over the letter.

Dear Naruto,

I see you are quite happy to be reunited with your wife. So happy you reminisced the romantic days of when she attempted to end your life. Who would have guessed you would find love in Assyria? Anyways, like Truth, I granted your wish so now you grant mine.

Equivalent exchange wouldn't you say?

As a Foreigner, you power is not exactly from this world let alone timeline. Then again you were born three times in separate dimensions before you settled down in this dimension.

"Naruto are you not from this world?" Semiramis asked.

"Yeah, I'm not from around here and I'm not exactly human either." Naruto answered bluntly before continuing.

Your power is beyond the boundaries of man that not even the grail can contain you personally. So with that, you will be able to restore your wife instead of living with the fantasy puppet with all her memories. After all, when would be a better time than to remind you that everyone minus yourself is just a sentient puppet with the memory and personality of their real selves. To summarize, your wife is still dead and your living in a fantasy until you break her pact with the grail.

Naruto was ready to tear the paper apart as he felt rage and tears falling down at the thought while Semiramis looked sad. It was a sad reminder, once the war ended she would be sent back in line until someone called on her for another war and she would either die or return having her wish granted. But did her wish really matter? Is she really ok being a puppet of some historical figure? To be the fantasy of a poor man missing his family? All she could do was watch in sadness as Naruto was ready to lose it.

"Uncle we can take a break if you want." Shirou said.

"I'm fine Shirou I just... I just don't want to be reminded of my pain. I also refuse to believe this woman is not the same person I fell in love with. The same person I woke up to every morning. The same person who I married and had a family with. There is no way, she's just some robot with her mind implanted." Naruto said in denial.

"Naruto..." Semiramis called out as she reached for him.

"Sometimes I really hate that guy." Naruto said.

"But what he said is true. You can free Semiramis since your abilities can shatter the bond between your wife and the grail." Saber spoke up.

"Yeah that's what the letter said. You're a foreigner so it should be easy. Maybe you can reverse engineer the seals." Shirou said being optimistic.

Naruto looked at the seal again before looking at Semiramis, "Ok, maybe I can. I need to look deeper into this grail though. Or at the very least I can wish for Semi to be restored if the codger was lying to me." he stated.

Semiramis smiled as she kissed her husband on the cheek and wrapped her arms around him again.

"I think I'll finish reading the note." Shirou said taking the paper.

Hopefully your done weeping in denial about the ghost by now. Anyways, by now you should have noticed the infant. This may come as a surprise to everyone else, but there are infinite worlds out there. I just happen to interfere when I feel like it to tamper it the way I see fit. Take this baby for example, this is actually Shirou Emiya months after he was birthed.

Shirou's eyes went wide as he stared at the baby who looked at him in curiosity.

This Shirou was about to die in a time where the fire had occurred during his infancy leaving no one able to save him. There was no Kiritsugu Emiya to save him leaving only myself to bring him to you. Knowing myself, I am not cut out to change diapers and breastfeed. So instead I decided to leave him with you. You may do as you wish and consider this a task for the greater good.

Oh and by the way, baby Shirou has awakened to your other bloodline. His transformation may have been caused as I travelled around to save him. Hence the "deformities" you may come across. Hopefully you can raise him to learn to control his powers. After all, like teenage Shirou, he is also your distant grandchild.

Best regards,

Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg (creepy vampire man)

"At least that curiosity is settled. Now... what to do with... other Shirou." Naruto said as he looked at the curious baby.

"Au uu!" baby Shirou mumbled.

"Ok this is where I draw the line. All I wanted to do was help fix everyone's equipment and the next thing I know I'm in a grail war, my distant relative is alive and now there's a baby version of me. Saber is this how all grail wars are?" Shirou asked.

"No, I don't understand why an infant version of yourself is here." Saber answered as she poked baby Shirou in the stomach.

"AU!" the baby squealed.

"Oh no did I break him?" Saber asked.

"No, here let me take a look at him." Semiramis said gently lifting up the infant.

Looking at the child, Semiramis noticed that he seemed normal minus the slitted there were the things in his hair. Thinking it was cotton or some kind small objects. With that she decided to pull on the objects carefully only to find them stuck. Using a bit more pressure baby Shirou proceeded to whimper before crying as more force was applied.

Semiramis immediately stopped and proceeded to comfort him as he cried, "Hush child, I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt you. Did the mean queen hurt you?" she asked him making the baby calm down a bit.

"What did you do to him?" Saber asked with concern as to how that baby might affect her master.

"I tried to remove something embedded in his hair, but it wouldn't come out." Semiramis said patting the baby's back.

"Whatever it is, I'll take it out later." Naruto said sighing at today's events.

"Well you guys better figure out what to do with... me." Shirou said looking at his infant counterpart. "I have to get ready for school in a couple hours." he said getting up.

"Oh that reminds me, Saber are you still having trouble cloaking yourself?" Naruto asked.

"Yes, Shirou can't properly send me a strong mana input. So I'm stuck with being closeby and wearing a disguise." Saber answered.

"Well I could give you a cloaking seal. It won't be useful once you use a heavy amount of mana, but you can at least keep your eyes on him." Naruto said peaking her interest.

"Come on I don't need a bodyguard my whole life. No one even attacked me yesterday." Shirou said doubting the plan.

"Shirou an attack can happen at any time and I doubt the tsundere is going to hold back next time she sees you." Naruto said remembering the crazy eyes Rin had.

"Are you talking about Rin?" Shirou asked.

"Yeah I am, so that's why Saber is coming along. That or I could forge documents and she could enroll as a student." Naruto answered.

"That would work as well Shirou. I could blend in and fight when your attacked." Saber said in agreement.

"For now I would suggest a cloak. I lack faith I can get some documents ready in time." Naruto said.

"Alright fine, just give Saber her cloak. Not like I need it." Shirou said sighing in defeat. "Are you two going to stay here and watch my other self?" he asked.

Semiramis smiled at the now sleeping baby, "I think we can manage. After all I was a mother at one point." she said.

"I also promise that I won't do anything to destroy your house." Naruto said putting a hand over his heart.

"Ok, I'll just make breakfast and then be on my way." Shirou said.

"And I'll work on that cloaking seal." Naruto said.

As everyone got ready to prepare for that day, Semiramis smiled at the infant she cradled in her arms. She practically fell in love and kept him close to her heart.

"Hello little one, I'm going to be your new mother. Would you like that?" she asked as she kissed his head.

Semiramis smiled that she had been blessed with an angel.

Several hours later

Semiramis frowned as she was cursed with a demon.

"BWAAAHHHH!"

"Now now Shirou, I'm not hurting you. Are hungry? Tired?" Semiramis as fatigue was clearly seen on her face.

"BWAAAHHHH!" Baby Shirou continued to cry as Semiramis continued patting his back.

"Naruto where the hell are you!?" she screamed.

That's when Naruto came in wearing some archangel's armor with his wings and eyes active. For some reason he had a briefcase and shopping bags.

"It's ok Semi, I have the baby supplies!" Naruto called out putting down everything.

"That suitcase, why do you have that?" Semiramis asked.

"I forgot I didn't have any Japanese currency so I went to a bank made of corrupt bankers. So I tricked them with the promise of salvation and went behind their backs and took everything I could stuff in here before dashing to a store and wiped everyone's memories. It was funny, but I don't have time to reminisce." Naruto said pulling out the diapers and formula.

"Were Zeref and Albedo like this?" Semiramis asked as baby Shirou started to calm down at the sight of food.

"Lets just say I had to chain you to the bed for most of their six months." Naruto answered nervously remembering having to stay close to both kids when they were born in fear of Semiramis would feed them poison.

"Well I'm not sure if I can handle being a mother again." Semiramis said regretting being a babysitter.

"I wonder how Shirou is doing." Naruto said.

With Shirou

"Hey let me go!" Rin demanded as she found her face against the floor as Saber held her arms back.

"I can't let you run around attacking my master. Especially when you could attract the attention of others." Saber said.

"Well how did you take away my magical circuits?" Rin demanded furious that the magic passed down from her family was gone.

"I didn't, Naruto gave me powerful seals to disable other mages and disconnect servants from mana. He said it would be too cruel to rip them out of you." Saber answered with a satisfied smile.

"I let my arrogance get the better of me." Rin said in a defeated tone as she couldn't find a way to contact Archer.

"Tohsaka, now that we know you can't kill me. How about we talk things out?" Shirou asked squatting down to look at her.

"This grail war isn't a friendship contest Emiya. It's a serious fight to the death. Seeing that now, it would make sense for you to kill me!" Rin yelled out.

Shirou lifted Rin up and placed her against the wall making Saber let go. Looking each other face to face (Rin trying to suppress a blush) Shirou had something he wanted to get straight.

"Tohsaka, no matter how much you threaten me. How much you hate me. Or even how much it annoys you. I'm not killing anyone especially you." Shirou said as serious as possible.

Rin frowned, "Your so childish Emiya and..." she was interrupted by the sound of a scream.

"Was that a scream?" Shirou asked before running towards the voice.

"Emiya/Shirou!" Both girls called out as they followed him.

Upon arrival of a female student's body, "Looks like she's just unconscious." Shirou said inspecting the body.

"She's not unconscious, she's drained dry. Her mana, her life force is gone and she'll die unless I stabilize her with the stones I have." Rin explained as she pulled one out restoring the student's health.

"Look out!" Shirou yelled blocking a projectile with his wrist.

"Shirou!" Saber yelled.

"Why did you protect me?" Rin asked in surprise.

Before Shirou could answer, "Stay here!" Saber ordered as she dashed into the woods.

"Stay here and protect the girl." Shirou said as he grabbed the pipe from their original confrontation and ran after Saber.

In the forest, Shirou ran in to see Saber blocking several chains and blades. Then sending a woman with purple hair into a tree with a punch to the abdomen. The woman she was fighting was clearly a servant and set her eyes on Shirou. For this Shirou blocked her chained attack.

"Shirou what are you doing here!?" Saber asked attacking the servant from behind.

"I want to help!" Shirou answered before being dragged away by his arm with a chain.

"Why do you have to be so reckless?" Saber asked as she ran after her master.

Upon arrival she saw Shirou being strung up by his injured arm. Still hanging onto his makeshift weapon only for the servant woman to twist it behind his back and put her hands on his eyes.

"I should pluck out these eyes and be done with it." she said and as Saber was about to attack her from behind.

When suddenly the servant jumped back at the sight of a sword coming at her. Everyone stopped and saw as it destroyed the chain. Then out of nowhere the servant took a kick to her gut sending her crashing into a tree. Looking up, all three looked to see a young man with blond hair wearing a knight's armor picking up the sword.

"Are you ok?" the stranger asked Shirou who nodded.

The servant didn't want to deal with another foe so she retreated to her master.

"Your hurt, let me." the stranger said as green orbs appeared on his hands as he healed Shirou's hand.

"Who are you?" Shirou asked as he finished.

"I'm Saber." he answered.

At the sound of a branch breaking, "Saber" turned to see Saber drawing her sword.

"Who are you?" Saber asked.

"I'm Saber, who are you?" "Saber" asked.

"I'm Saber and clearly you are an imposter!" Saber said.

Both proceeded to clash blades at an incredible pace that the naked eye couldn't keep up with. That's when Rin appeared and noticed the two sabers fighting.

"Shirou is Saber fighting a servant?" Rin asked.

"Yeah, we were fighting one and then another one came claiming to be Saber." Shirou answered.

Rin was about to ask when both appeared again creating a crater in front of them as their blades were pushing against each other. Leaving Rin surprised at a similar looking saber fighting saber. It was too confusing to say the least.

"I'm Saber!"

"No I'm Saber!"

"Your both Saber!" Shirou yelled.

"Stay out of this!" They both yelled.

"I need uncle's help." Shirou said pulling out his pendant. "Hopefully this still works." he said as he put the dry blood from closed wound over the pendant.

"Can it still summon him?" Rin asked.

Rin's answer: a glowing seal revealing the shape of a man. When the light died down, it revealed Naruto looking tired as he was patting baby Shirou's back very slowly. This went on for a couple of minutes before both Sabers landed in front of them making loud enough sounds to make the baby cry again.

(Carnival Phantasm OST - Dotabata)

"BWAAAHHHH!"

"OK THAT'S IT!" Naruto yelled as he revealed black wings as his eyes turned purple and lost their pupils.

"Uncle?" Shirou asked.

"Take care of yourself Shirou!" Naruto yelled as he passed the crying baby to Shirou.

The next thing anyone knew, Naruto started to spin around the combatants so fast that a vortex appeared. Which was followed by the sounds of flesh and metal being hit. The vortex calmed down and what was left were two badly beaten Sabers. Naruto wasn't done yet as you could see the anger in his eyes. The two sabers found themselves wrapped in chains before being lifted up by their hair.

"Can. You. Stop. FIGHTING!?" Naruto demanded making the two bloody looking heroic spirits nod slowly.

(End of Song)

A little while later, Emiya residence

Semiramis was sleeping on her futon while baby Shirou managed to calm down and now slept in the bundle he was found in. Naruto was checking on Shirou's wounds and removing Rin's seal. That left both Sabers still tied up with the chains who were both glaring at each other.

"Ok, so now tell me. What the hell is going on?" Naruto asked.

"Well Saber here saved me from the attacking servant." Shirou said.

"After you went after me and got yourself caught. Shirou what is the matter with you?" Saber asked.

Naruto just looked at his descendant like he was an idiot, "Really?" he asked. Shirou smiled sheepishly, "I haven't started your training and you already disappoint me." he said.

"You were going to train me?" Shirou asked in surprise.

"Yes, but we'll talk about that later. For now, I think it's best we figure out who our new guest is here." Naruto said staring at the new Saber. "Who are you and where did you come from?" he asked.

"I'm a saber class servant summoned to participate in the Holy Grail War. I couldn't locate my master, but instead sensed a lot of mana usage which led me to finding that boy almost getting killed by the other servant." the new saber answered.

Naruto proceeded to put his hand over the saber's head and activated his grids. Scanning over his body a few times he detected a few strange anomalies.

"You can't find your master because you don't have one." Naruto said shocking him. "Besides your mana is already going down the drain fast unless you get a good source. Otherwise you will disappear and return to wherever you came from. I'm afraid you will have to seek out someone with command seals and no servant." he said grimmly.

"Then what purpose do I have?" he asked sadly.

"I don't kid, but it was nice knowing ya." Naruto said with a two finger salute.

"Uncle he did save my life. Can we at least help him somehow." Shirou asked.

"Shirou you are pretty reckless today. I'm surprised the tsundere hasn't killed you yet." Naruto said.

"How am I tsundere?" Rin asked.

"Because your a mean and negative person. Yet deep down I can sense positive intentions like something is holding you back. As if you know what your doing is wrong and yet you can't afford to be hospitable without feeling weak." Naruto explained.

"So what you can sense emotion?" Rin asked.

"I can actually Tohsaka-chan." Naruto said as his eyes turned into triskeles. "I can do many things. My race have also been rumored to raise the dead." he said shocking them.

That left Rin wondering, "If you can do you think..."

"Not to be rude, but we're still tied up." Saber said as she felt an itch coming along that she couldn't reach.

"Saber if I let you go, do you promise not to instigate a fight?" Naruto asked with narrow eyes.

"Yes." she answered not looking at him.

"Good, what about you?" he asked the other Saber.

"Seeing as I'm going back to the throne of heroes. I guess I don't need to bother with my class name. Just call me Arthur." he said.

Naruto nodded and released his chains on them. Saber quickly adjusted herself and moved away while Arthur just stood against a wall with his arms crossed. Naruto had a good understanding that Arthur feels a lack of purpose and disappointment, but there's not much he can do. Naruto wasn't sure if he should just trust everyone like Shirou let alone find some random sucker to wear a command seal.

"Shoot I just remembered that Taiga and Sakura always pass by around this time." Shirou said panicking.

"Crap, how am I going to explain that?" Naruto asked pointing at baby Shirou. "Or him?" he asked pointing at Arthur.

"For now just take them to the other room. We'll come up with an excuse for later." Shirou answered.

"Alright, come Arthur. I'll figure out some way to help your situation." Naruto said picking up the bundle baby Shirou was in. "I'll have to talk the old man tomorrow anyways." he added as the second saber servant followed him.

"Are you guys going to keep pretending that I'm not here?" Rin asked feeling annoyed.

"Oh hey Tohsaka, are you staying for dinner?" Shirou asked like it was social hour.

"How many shall I set up for the evening Shirou? Your home is getting awfully crowded with the addition of the infant and... Arthur." Saber said feeling a strange connection to the boy.

Shirou turned to Rin who had a tint of pink on her cheeks, "I guess I'll stay for tonight." she said.

"Ok, I'll ask if uncle he wants me to save some for him and my aunt." Shirou said as he was about to leave when Rin grabbed onto his shoulder.

"Emiya, I thought Naruto said his wife was dead and where did that baby come from?" Rin asked.

"That's a long story, but if you want the shortened version you might want to look at the summoning circle outside where Lancer attacked me." Shirou answered looking nervous.

That only left Rin wondering what he meant. Rin didn't get the chance to meet Semiramis yet nor learn what she is since Naruto put her to bed upon arrival. Luckily for him, baby Shirou also fell asleep which left the teenage mage wondering where the infant came from.

"Saber are you by chance able to tell me where the baby came from? Or at least tell me where Shirou's aunt came from?" Rin asked.

"Naruto is Foreigner class servant and summoned an assassin hoping to learn more about the war. So it turned out Assassin was his deceased wife. The infant is much more difficult to explain." Saber answered as best she could.

That only left Rin more suspicious about Shirou's extended family. Just wait until he met Shirou's guardian along with Sakura.

Later that night

During dinner, Rin decided to excuse herself saying she needed the bathroom. When in actuality she managed to sneak her way outside. Looking around, she spotted the area where the glass was repaired and looked towards the area where she assumed Saber had made contact with Lancer. Relying only one the light of the moon, she looked around for the markings and found mini craters likely from an unstable explosion that was likely trying to be controlled.

That's when she noticed all the marking and symbols that looked pretty similar to the one Shirou used. At least from her understanding, the person who made it did it with a good amount of knowledge and perfect about of detail. Looking at it closely, she noticed a strangely shaped item in the center. From what Saber told Rin, Naruto learned quickly since he became a servant. Naruto also quickly learned sealing and other magic arts through some scanning ability as if he were reading a book.

So in his excitement he likely got every detail correct, but forgot to remove his catalyst used to summon the servant. Picking it up, Rin wondered if he had some kind of offering or artifact to summon his supposed wife. That's when she noticed a note attached to it. Probably the notes to make sure he didn't blow himself up doing the ritual so late after the war had started.

Dear Naruto,

Please refrain from using or teaching Alchemy to anyone. It might not damage you as much unless you are using it on a summoning circle. I owe Chaos only so much so don't be tossing your limbs away. You have your wife back, a kid to adopt even if he's just an infant version of that Shirou brat. Oh and someone close to you is out there somewhere. In fact, a lot of people will look for you if you expose your power.

From,

Truth aka god aka the world aka the universe aka you (you know who I am)

P.S. Here's your arm back.

Rin felt confused as she read the letter. Then turned to the wrapped item before opening it.

Back inside

"So Naruto have you thought about..." Taiga was interrupted by a loud scream.

"Tohsaka!" Shirou yelled as he dashed outside.

Rin, Sakura, Taiga, Saber and Naruto all followed Shirou outside to see Rin holding herself as she started shaking.

"Tohsaka what..." Shirou was interrupted as Rin wrapped her arms around him and started crying.

"Emiya its an arm! Some sick twisted bastard left a human being's arm on the ground!" Rin cried.

Everyone else looked concerned, "Where is it?" Shirou asked pulling out.

Rin wiped her tears and pointed her shakey finger at the ground revealing a semi wrapped object. Shirou gave her a comforting look before slowly picking it up. As he unwrapped it Shirou went pale as he turned revealing a severed arm. The creepy part is that there was no sign of damage, no cuts, rips or sign that it was originally attached to anything. Although it was rather obvious that it did belong to a human being at one point.

Taiga covered her mouth as Sakura was ready to faint at the sight, "Oh my god! Shirou put that down! I'm calling the police!" she said as she scrambled to find her cell phone.

Naruto however chopped her neck and proceeded to squeeze a pressure point on Sakura's shoulder knocking them both out. Before they could say anything, Naruto unveiled his bandages revealing a dark purple hand only for it to turn into tendrils and extended into the bottom of the stump. Shirou and Rin looked horrified as the arm was ripped away from Shirou and started to reattach itself onto Naruto's arm.

"That's better." Naruto said as he began to wrap his bandages again.

Rin for her part almost fell had it not been for Shirou supporting her, "Uncle wha... what is... how did you do that?" Shirou asked.

"That? If my limb isn't destroyed when it gets severed then I can just reattach it." Naruto answered bluntly.

"How did you lose your arm in the first place?" Saber asked with some concern seeing the two masters lose their minds.

"I thought the summoning circle was the same as a transmutation circle. So instead I accidentally broke the rules of equivalent exchange and the truth stole my arm." Naruto answered casually.

"And why are you so casual about losing your arm?" Saber asked.

"Because I can just regrow it and besides, I broke his rule. Which I never once did in my previous incarnation." Naruto answered finishing his bandages.

"Just who are you?" Saber demanded already having no clue what heroic spirit he is. No longer caring about his potential weakness, she wants to know what sick twisted individual the grail had summoned.

"You really want me to start from scratch?" Naruto asked getting several nods. "Well I guess I'm going to have to explain myself and you can figure out what the holy Grail labeled me as. Just help me with these two first." Naruto said picking Taiga up over his shoulder.

Saber picked up Sakura in her arms as she stared back back at Shirou and Rin. The latter who was still using the former as a security blanket. Shirou looked at Rin who was holding tightly onto his arm.

"Tohsaka?" Shirou asked.

Rin for her part blushed, but couldn't say anything as she laid her head on him. Despite her cold exterior and her attitude towards him. For one moment, Rin Tohsaka felt absolute fear and shear terror at the sight of someone's limb. The thought of some random person being killed and having their body butchered up like a piece of meat in a butcher shop appears to be her limit.

"Let's get back inside." Shirou said as he helped her walk back inside not looking back at the circle.

Back inside, Naruto placed his hands over Taiga scanning over her making sure he didn't cause any permanent damage. Looking up, he could see Saber putting laying Sakura down gently shortly followed by Shirou and Rin.

"So I guess you guys want an explanation as to my origins right? Identity, powers, everything worth noting?" he asked.

"It would be a start, as a servant I can find your identity based on certain characteristics. Most notably a noble phantasm or at the very least a name." Saber answered.

"Well I had the same name during every lifetime. I was Naruto, then Naruto N. Armstrong and finally Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze." he started.

"I can't recognize any of those names. Perhaps some backstory would help." Saber said.

Meanwhile Shirou gave Rin a glass of water to calm her nerves. All while listening closely to Naruto.

"Well not much can be said about my third lifetime. My birth parents are the fourth hokage Minato Namikaze and the princess of Whirlpool Kushina Uzumaki. I was born on October 10th the day the kyuubi no yoko or nine tailed fox attacked. My mother was it's jinchuuriki or power of human sacrifice and was forced to contain the creature. Long story short the beast was split between the soul and chakra, similar to mana, while I was born without it. Although I never really found a need to be a shinobi as was our family standards. My siblings were arrogant and looked down on me and hated me when I awakened to mana. My parents didn't neglect me even though many of the nobles thought I was a failure or a threat because of my strange abilities. Regardless my parents, godparents and adopted older brother still helped when they could." Naruto finished before taking a deep breath.

"Oh that's a lot of detail. Saber does that help in any way?" Shirou asked.

Saber studied Naruto's face like a book, "No, I'm sorry I don't recognize that story. Is there anything else?" she asked.

"Well shortly into my career, I regained my memories of my previous incarnations and met Zelretch again and he said he needed my help in other times. I pretty much didn't think twice seeing as the fate of many outweigh the few. So for a long time I was lending a hand to different places until I landed in Assyria and met my wife Semiramis. I had two kids named Zeref and Albedo then years later I got sealed away to find myself here." Naruto explained.

"No I still don't know who you are." Saber said with a sigh.

"Maybe Archer or one of the other servants can identify him." Rin said.

"Identify who?" asked Arthur as he came in.

"Hey Arthur are you feeling alright?" Shirou asked.

Arthur sighed, "As alright as I can be. Oh and Naruto was it? Your wife thought I was you and wanted me to bring her some water." he answered.

"Hey uncle, does my aunt know who you are? Maybe she can explain you better." Shirou suggested.

"She knew as much as I could explain to her. Hell her mind fried the moment I mentioned I can reincarnate and the fact I was half demon. Then again as a servant, she might be able to handle it considering all servants have a wikipedia page in their minds." Naruto explained.

"Hey Arthur, do you think you can help me identify Naruto's identity as a servant?" Saber asked.

"I don't see why not." Arthur answered as he stood by.

"You may continue Naruto." Saber said.

"Ok, in my second life I was born as Naruto N. Armstrong of the noble Armstrong family. It was tradition for that some members of our family serve the Amestrian Military. Not only that, but like my brother Alex I am also a Strong Arm alchemist. Although I was more like my sister Olivier as I was much more serious, although not as heartless, I would often do my best restrain from flexing my muscles and sparkling." Naruto explained only to be stopped by Saber raising her hand.

"You can sparkle?" Saber asked.

Naruto sighed, he stood up and took off his shirt before flexing and revealing pink sparkling diamonds around his body. Saber blushed at the sight while everyone else felt disturbed by the sight.

"I can't sparkle can I?" Shirou asked being hopeful.

"I doubt it." Naruto answered as he stopped and put his shirt back on. "Was Taiga-san's nose always bloody?" he asked as the school teacher's nose and part of her shirt was covered in blood.

"What the..." Shirou was confused as to how that happened.

"Anyways, like my sister and brother, I was in the military. I made colonel shortly after my siblings retired and passed away at 104 years of age. I never had kids and was just happy watching my family grow on their own. How about that?" Naruto asked.

"I feel like you're even more of a stranger." Arthur answered getting a nod from Saber.

"Naruto you still have one life left right?" Shirou asked.

"That's right, this is my last one. I was born in Britannia and raised by a demon prince and daughter of the Supreme Deity. It wasn't until many years later that Demon King and Supreme Deity sealed me away fearing my power and origin. Once I was freed, I came across a young child who was king of Camelot. The mage Merlin, introduced us to a spiritual entity that was freed called Chaos. Chaos felt sympathy for the king, Arthur Pendragon, and with permission Chaos became one with Arthur." Naruto explained getting some odd looks.

"Something wrong Saber?" Shirou asked.

"I'll answer that for you. I'm Arthur Pendragon and I don't remember any of this bull shit." Arthur spoke up.

Naruto looked at him impassively, "But your blond and your armor is blue and silver." Naruto said.

"So, I'm was the King of Knights where I came from." Arthur replied.

"As much as I want to mock you. I am raising a baby version of Shirou from another dimension. So I wouldn't doubt this world had its own Arthur Pendragon and Merlin." Naruto explained.

"Then it wouldn't make sense if he's Arthur Pendragon when I'm Arthur Pendragon!" Saber yelled out standing up.

"Eh?" everyone asked.

"I'm the real King of Knights and I won't allow some other servant to take my name! I am the one who wields Excalibur after all!" Saber said revealing the invisible wind magic from her sword.

"Well that must be a fake because I have Excalibur right here." Arthur argued revealing his own sword.

"Settle down you two. You can fight for the role of Shakespeare in the park later." Naruto said making them both sulk.

"Did you say dimensional travel?" Rin asked.

"Yes, I also ate a shark at one point, now let me finish." Naruto said taking a deep breath. "Just before Arthur became the King of Chaos. The deity came to me and revealed my origin. I may never learn why I was brought into existence, but what I do know is that Chaos created me and I was it's child." Naruto said finishing his story making the two Saber's stunned.

Naruto looked around and saw Semiramis standing at the door with a look of fear on her face, "Naruto... are... are you really... the son of Chaos?" she asked as she was about to collapse.

Naruto dashed by her side and caught her, "Don't worry Semi I'm here." he said as he picked her up in his arms.

"Son of Chaos, is that what you are?" Semiramis whispered.

"Is that what they're calling me?" Naruto asked.

"Saber what is that? What is the son of Chaos?" Shirou asked.

"The son of Chaos, the child of a deity that takes human form. His history is clouded and I can't detect a weakness since most of his abilities are unknown." Saber said stumbling back.

"And your his descendant." Rin said looking at the cup in her hands.

"Oh so just because I'm not human I'm the bad guy?" Naruto asked looking offended.

"Uncle what exactly are your abilities?" Shirou asked carefully.

"I can fly so that's one, I can regenerate, heal others, lots of sealing abilities, I'm stronger and faster than any human even if they amplify themselves with mana. All the rest is too much to count, but one thing worth noting is I can activate my bloodline in my family since they share my blood." Naruto answered.

Semiramis slowly over came her shock as she wrapped her arms around Naruto's neck, "So that explains something." she said.

"Semi I should take you back to bed. Arthur you mind giving me that water?" Naruto asked as the knight handed him a cup. "Thank you, I think I'll be turning in for the night. Goodnight everyone." he said as he took his wife to bed.

That left everyone else in the room pondering the knowledge they learned. Leaving them contemplating the next course of action. Mostly for Rin since Saber claims that there is no weakness she's aware of due to Naruto's lack of history as a heroic spirit. For now it would be too dangerous to take him head on especially if she puts Shirou's life on the line. From the sound of things he's a family man and attacking a member of his family could possibly cause her to step on a lion's neck.

Ten years of preparation shouldn't be wasted by senselessly attacking. The fight at the school should have been enough of a lesson for her. Her impatience and arrogance was the reason she could have been killed by Shirou if he wasn't so soft hearted.

A couple days later

After the incident with Naruto's arm and his origin story still on their minds. Rin decided to talk things out with Shirou and the two agreed to an alliance. Although reluctant, Saber and Archer agreed to the alliance and also agreed to only aid each other until the other servants were dealt with. Speaking of Archer, he actually had less knowledge of "The Son of Chaos" that Saber mentioned. According to him, he was some progeny of a powerful force of nature that prefers to not fight or kill humans unless they deserve it.

Other than that, the son was also said to be violent and there was always signs of destruction whenever he's around. Hence the reason he received his name, but no direct examples or signs of what his true power is. Then there's the fact Naruto isn't even aware of his noble phantasm and doesn't like explaining all his techniques.

For now all they could do was wait and plan the next battle against the enemy servants. In other words, live the normal lives that they should have as normal high school students.

"Good morning class, I have a special announcement today. We have a new student joining us today." Taiga announced as the sliding door revealed a new student.

'You have to be kidding me.' Shirou thought.

"Please introduce yourself to the class." Taiga requested.

"Hello everyone, my name is Arthur Namikaze. It is a pleasure to meet you all." and with that, the alleged King of Knights was turned into a high school student.

"Is there anything you would like to say about yourself?" Taiga asked with a bright smile.

"No nothing worth noting." with that statement the girls wanted to get to know him more.

"Ok there's an empty seat in front of Emiya-kun." she said all the while ignoring the blushing girls and men giving him glares.

Upon arrival he greeted Shirou with a handshake, "Hello cousin." he said.

'COUSIN!? Did uncle put him up to this?' Shirou thought. "Hello cousin, nice to see you." Shirou said trying to be friendly as he shook Arthur's hand.

Shirou could only hear more whispers. Oh how he hated his school's social system. They would always gossip about a new student especially one that looks like a foreigner.

A while later, rooftop

"Why are you here?" Rin asked looking at the Saber look alike.

"Uncle made me sign up." Arthur said with a sigh.

"Your calling him that now?" Shirou asked.

"Yes, he's a good man once you get to know him. Anyways, he wanted me to enroll to watch over Shirou since Tohsaka-san is capable of defending herself." Arthur answered.

"But I have Saber." Shirou said.

"Yet, you still got hurt and another servant showed up out of nowhere. So he didn't want to risk someone as strong as himself to show up out of nowhere." Arthur explained.

"Ok, can we expect anything else from your "uncle"?" Rin asked.

"He got a job... at the school." Arthur answered slowly.

"Why?" Rin asked.

"He says he didn't want his descendant getting hurt." Arthur answered. "That and Saber didn't want to enroll as a student. Probably because people would get the wrong idea of the new girl following Shirou." he added.

Shirou blushed at the idea of Saber wearing a uniform and following him around. One of the girls in the archery club already had thoughts as to who she was. He could even tell Sakura was jealous. Wait why would that matter? It's not like he likes Sakura? She's just a friend. So is Tohsaka even if she denies it. Right?

"Anyways, we should head back to class before anyone get suspicious." Shirou said before his teenage mind draws strange images related to the girls he knows.

Both nodded as they all went back downstairs not realizing what insanity would await them.

In class

Upon arrival the three saw Naruto standing with a casual business attire with the collar of his shirt up. As they all entered, he gave them a small wave as everyone took their seats wondering who the stranger is. Although like Arthur's interest, some of the girls had hearts in their eyes while the men were looking at him like he was an idol or at least someone worth respecting.

"Hello class, my name is Naruto Namikaze and I will be your foreign language arts teacher since Mr. Tojo has..." Naruto looked at the form he was given. Luckily there was an opening for a reason he has yet been told about.

Reason for leaving: Arrested for stealing panties and spying on the girl's locker room.

Naruto did not want to say that, "... has left back to the country for familial reasons." he lied keeping it smooth. Then looked over the lesson plan that the school had with Mr. Tojo's notes. Only to find out that he was clearly the Japanese version of Herbert Garrison from that American tv show that Shirou somehow has the dvd's to. "Let's talk about foreign arts for a bit. Does anyone know any fun facts about other countries? History, art, culture, anything anyone wants to share?" he said.

Shirou raised his hand, "The sword of the stone is not actually Excalibur." he said getting an odd look from Arthur and Saber who was cloaked listening outside with Archer.

"Oh please Emiya, if it's not Excalibur then King Arthur would have never removed it." Shinji said with a high and mighty voice earning some laughs at Shirou's expense.

'I wonder if anyone would miss him.' Naruto thought considering how to deal with the Matou boy. "That's actually wrong Shinji-san, although its also referred to as Caliburn and regarded as the sword that chose the next king. It was Clarent that was pulled out since it was the sword of the previous king, Uther. Excalibur wouldn't surface until it the lady of the lake handed it to him." he explained.

At this point the class laughed louder only at Shinji, 'He isn't wrong and it wasn't meant to be a weapon.' Saber and Arthur thought remembering the day Mordred took Clarent for themselves.

Shirou smiled remembering his relative can be useful at times.

After class

"I hope you enjoyed today's class. You are all excused for the day since all after school activities are still cancelled for now." Naruto said dismissing his class.

As the students left he could see all girls blushing as they looked at him while they walked out. Meanwhile the all the boys stayed behind until they all kneeled before him.

"Sensei, you must teach us the way of catching a woman's heart." one said as he cried anime tears.

"Please we beseech your assistance Namikaze-sama." said another.

"We'll do anything!" said one more.

"Please teach us!" they all said as they bowed making Naruto sweatdrop.

Naruto just looked at Arthur, Shirou and Rin and gestured for them to wait outside.

"Boys I don't give away my secrets." this was met with everyone crying and almost flooding the room. "I sell them." this was met with everyone cheering and pulling out there stacks (chump change since they are all in high school) of money to their new teacher. "Alright I'll schedule lessons for another day. Now go run along." he said getting a dozen salutes as they all left.

Outside he could sense Saber and Archer waiting along with the other three.

"Ok anything strange worth noting?" Naruto asked.

"No there haven't been any signs of..." Rin was interrupted by the sound of a tremor.

"What was that?" Arthur asked.

"I don't know, but I should check it out." Naruto said running down the stairs with the group right behind him.

Outside

Once again the group found themselves running towards the forest. Upon there Naruto's clothing began to glow revealing a brand new attire. Silver greaves and gauntlets with a white jacket coat revealing his chest and blue pants underneath it. (Estarossa outfit only the jacket is white)

"Uncle what do you think it is?" Shirou asked.

"I don't know, but I sense a lot of mana moving around. Everyone stay on guard. Saber keep an eye on Shirou." Naruto ordered.

"I'm on it." Saber said revealing herself.

"Archer, Arthur, your both with me!" Naruto ordered as he dashed faster into the forest being followed by the two servants.

Inside, the three stopped for a moment and focused on their surroundings. That's when they felt another tremor and a small pulses. Like something was leaking mana or a similar energy. Naruto took the time to pull out a pair of keys and summoning twins locks in the middle of the air.

"What is that?" Archer asked.

"One of my abilities. I have a key for summoning a closet and others for weapons in a specialized vault." Naruto answered as he unlocked the locks which opened a metal drawer.

Removing its contents, it revealed a pair of twin short swords with glowing lights and strange looking skulls on the hilts. Waving them around Naruto prepared for the worst. That's when they heard some branches break along with some footsteps moving at a fast pace. Everyone kept their weapons trained where the sound was coming from. Instead of some animal or even a potential servant... they were found something rather disturbing.

A naked screaming child.

"SOMEONE PROTECT YOUR KING!" yelled the child as he ran towards them.

"Oh god what the hell kid!?" Naruto yelled as he covered his eyes with his swords.

Archer closed his eyes and vomited on the ground while Arthur was about to walk out and pretend nothing happened. At least until he felt the kid grabbing his leg making him paralyze with fear.

"You look strong now kill it!" the child demand it pointing towards where he ran not that anyone stared at him.

"Kid I'm not opening my eyes until you cover yourself. Here use this." Naruto said handing him his jacket.

The child took them and put it on covering most of his body since the jacket was rather too big.

"This fabric is rather nice. Sadly it's wasted with how it was styled and the fact it does not fit me." said the child with a sign of egotism.

"Kid I did not just hear you disrespect my clothing. Are you covered now?" Naruto asked.

"Yes you can open your eyes." said the boy as he practically drowned in the jacket.

"Good, now what does he want us to kill?" Archer asked.

Everyone just stared at the direction he pointed at. Looking that way everything was quiet before they went to stare at the child again.

"What?" the kid asked.

"How about you explain to us why you're running around naked and yelling about killing things." Archer demanded.

"Is that anyways to talk your king?" the boy asked as he huffed his chest.

This earned him a punch upside the head, "Enough messing around kid. Where are your parents?" Archer asked.

"Mongrel you better apologize to your one and only king!" the boy demanded only earning another punch.

Saber, Rin and Shirou then arrived at the sight, "Why is he shirtless? Better yet who is that kid?" Rin asked.

"Just some brat screaming about being kid. For some reason he was naked when we found him." Naruto answered.

Then suddenly they heard large stomps heading towards them. As everyone turned they were greeted by a large frightening sight. Before them stood a creature at least 10 feet tall.

"What the hell is that thing?" Arthur asked.

"I don't even want to know." Naruto answered.

In front of everyone stood a blue creature with black wings. It stood on its two legs as it gazed at everyone with its purple eyes and skeleton like face as it had two pairs of horns. Two on the head facing backwards and two face forwards on the sides of its head. Overall it looked like a two tailed dragon with the body of a muscular man.

"Everybody work together to kill that thing!" Naruto ordered.

"RAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

TO BE CONTINUED...