Chapter 3 - Trouble

Emiya household

Semiramis was working on making some formula for baby Shirou, "Ok my little angel. Are you hungry?" she asked in a sweet tone.

"Au ha!" baby Shirou said as he reached for the bottle.

"Here you go sweetie." she said feeding him the bottle.

Looking at Shirou, she could see those things in his hair growing. It made the Assyrian queen worry about his health since Naruto wasn't entirely aware of what was going on. Although she knew him as the Son of Chaos, there wasn't anything in his legend that could describe him as anything other than looking human. So why was baby Shirou changing while regular Shirou looked human.

"What am I going to do with you?" Semiramis asked as she sat down.

That's when she saw the shadows of a few limping people, "Auntie Semi... I'm back... ugh." Shirou managed to say before collapsing in on the floor of the dining room.

"Shirou where's your uncle?" Semiramis asked.

Her answer was Naruto carrying a horn without his shirt as Archer came in carrying Rin while Saber carried Arthur. This left her confused as to what they were doing. Then Naruto collapsed next to Shirou.

"Man, I'm out of shape. I need to practice my control since there was no way that I could waste that much mana." Naruto said as he rubbed the horn.

The half naked child walked in, thankfully, still wearing the jacket. As he looked around he nodded while keeping a stoic face.

"It's a nice home for a peasant." he said.

"Why did you bring some random child home?" Semiramis asked.

"I am no mere child woman. I am the King Gilgamesh of Uruk." the boy said

Saber started to look nervous which didn't go unnoticed by Archer and Shirou, "The king of Uruk?" Semiramis asked.

"Yes." the boy answered.

"Gilgamesh, the first hero?" Semiramis asked.

"Yes." the boy answered crossing his arms looking smug.

"I find that hard to believe." Semiramis said.

"Well believe it. The last thing I needed is to wake up naked being chased by a demon then begging the peasants for help. Now I'm stuck here explaining myself to some elderly woman demanding information from me." the boy explained.

Naruto went wide eyed as he could sense the fury in his wife. Everyone else was unsure of what was happening as Naruto began to grab everyone and leave the building.

"If you would like to be useful. I would appreciate some finer clothing after drawing my bath and a meal before being tucked into a fine bed fit for royalty. Not that someone of... intellect would understand how difficult it is to rule a nation." the boy said finishing his insults.

Then suddenly the air felt thick and heavy around the boy. Looking around he noticed everyone else was gone and nowhere to be found. When he looked back at Semiramis he saw the eyes of a demon. Something all men married and single fear whether you are a child or an adult.

"Wench?" he asked before the Assyrian queen grabbed him by the mouth and started to crush it.

"I think it's about time I teach you some manners child." Semiramis said in a low voice.

"Mercy!" he said.

"There is no salvation for you here boy." she said.

An hour later

"Right there Naruto." Semiramis moaned as she laid on her chest while Naruto massaged her back.

"How does it feel Semi?" Naruto asked finding all the knots in her back.

"Wonderful and oooh. oooh. OOOOH! Naruto have I told you how much I love you?" she asked.

"Yes sweety, I love you too." Naruto said with a nervous chuckle.

"I heard couples who've been committed for many years get married again. I think we should give it a try." Semiramis said.

"Oh really?" Naruto asked.

"Why not? Not even death can separate us at this point." Semiramis said.

"Ok sweetheart, I'll work on that. How are you feeling by the way?" Naruto asked carefully.

"So much better. Beating that bratty child really puts a strain on my back." Semiramis answered as she felt all her tension leave her body.

'You are not the only one with a bad back.' Naruto thought.

With everyone else

"Rin are you sure you're doing this right?" Archer asked.

"Yes, I could have been a doctor if I wasn't so talented at magecraft." Rin said pridefully.

"Well remind me to not get injured." Archer said.

"Why? I think I did a good job." Rin claimed.

"Maybe its because your patient looks the latest package of Charmin Ultra Soft." Archer said looking down.

On the floor lied Gilgamesh who was completely wrapped up in bandages to the point his eyes were covered. He was so deep you couldn't even hear him breath.

"Tohsaka is he still alive?" Shirou asked walking in.

"Of course he's alive Emiya. I'm the greatest doctor!" Rin said.

"Hmm mmmm!" Gilgamesh tried to say through his bandages.

"See he said thank you." Rin said in denial.

"I think he needs air." Shirou said with a sweat drop.

Rin immediately realized that the moment Gil stopped shaking rapidly. Then there was the fact she could barely make a sound. Did she even bother to check his heart beat and doing it now, she can't feel a pulse. Panicking she immediately tore a hole near his mouth.

"I must have been healed by a duck. Because only a quack could do this poor of a job." Gil said breathing heavily.

"See even the troublemaker knows when someone else is in the wrong." Archer said.

Rin soon started to kick Archer in the back while he was in a feeble position.

"Hey Saber, do you by any chance know who this kid is?" Shirou asked.

"He claims to be the king of heroes, but he's clearly a child despite his similar appearance." Saber answered unsure of how much she should reveal to Shirou.

"So maybe he's an imposter?" Shirou suggested.

"I don't know, but I doubt he's a servant." Saber answered.

"Is the scary lady still there?" Gil asked.

"No, she's relaxing in the other room. Your safe for now." Shirou answered making him sigh in relief.

"Um can you tell her I'm sorry... and anything else nice so she doesn't hurt me again?" Gil asked with fear in his voice.

"I'll pass on the message." Shirou said watching him smile.

"Au au au uu!" everyone turned their heads to baby Shirou.

"Did uncle forget the baby?" Shirou asked.

"I think you mean, did your uncle forget you." Saber said.

"Don't remind me Saber." Shirou said with a sigh as he looked at the baby trying to get out of his basket. "No no no, baby... me. Don't get out of there." he said trying to grab the baby only to notice something strange when picking him up.

"Shirou by any chance were you born with an extra body part?" Saber asked looking horrified.

"No! I... uncle!" Shirou yelled out.

Naruto quickly ran in looking frantic, "What is the baby alright? Did Tohsaka kill the other boy?" he asked.

"Hey I'm an excellent medic!" Rin yelled in anger before noticing what was wrong with baby Shirou.

"Well then what?" Naruto asked before noticing Shirou raise up the infant.

"Uncle why do I have..." he gulped. "... a tail?" he asked.

Naruto looked to see a slimy looking tail being wagged under the baby. Naruto's eyes dilated at the sight of it. Quickly picking baby Shirou up, he began to move him around for any other anomalies. That's when he remembered the day Semiramis tried to remove those things on his head. Looking at it, they were there and still attached.

"Oh god, don't tell me this is what he meant." Naruto said as he removed baby Shirou's shirt and noticed something else. "Semi is so going to be mad." he said.

"Why?" Saber asked.

"For two reasons. One I did not tell her the full extent of my abilities. Two she's not going to like that fact he awakened to one of my forms." Naruto answered watching as small wings started to form.

"What's going on with the baby?" Rin asked horrified by the sight.

"Baby Shirou may be slowly turning into a dragon." Naruto answered.

A few silent seconds later

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAT!?" everyone yelled.

Semiramis ran to where everyone was and was horrified by the sight.

"Ma... ma... ma..." baby Shirou said looking at the Assyrian queen.

"Naruto... why is our baby... our adopted child... transforming into a creature?" she asked as her voice got lower.

"Semi don't get mad, but let me tell you this first." Naruto said raising a hand.

"What?" Semiramis asked.

"I'm part dragon, better yet I have dragon related abilities." Naruto answered.

"Naruto that has to be the most ridiculous..." Semiramis was stopped by the sight of his eyes turning into slits and a large scaly tail wagging around his back.

"Baby Shirou must have awakened to my bloodline during his travel." Naruto answered.

"NA-RU-TO!" Semiramis yelled.

"Hey baby Shirou have you ever wanted to fly?" Naruto asked the baby who was giggling. "I'll take that as a yes." he said running out the door retracting his tail and extending his wings before taking off into the sky.

"Naruto you get back here!" Semiramis yelled into the sky.

"I can turn into a dragon?" Shirou asked with a stupefied look.

For some reason Archer started to check his body for anything unusual. Hoping that no one would find him suspicious for checking.

"Oh when he comes back home I swear I'm going to do to him what I did to that child look like a slap on the wrist!" Semiramis yelled.

"Rin by any chance did you actually use Charmin Ultra Soft for the brat?" Archer asked.

"No, I used real bandages Archer." Rin answered.

"Well how much does it absorb?" Archer asked.

"Why are you asking so many questions?" Rin asked.

"Your patient might need a change in bandages." Archer said pointing to Gil.

Rin went wide eyed at the sight of a yellow liquid forming and the sudden odor coming from the same place.

"I am NOT cleaning that up!" Shirou said getting up and leaving.

"By command seal I order you to..."

"There are no amount of command seals you can use to make me clean him." Archer said grabbing Rin's wrist.

"Saber?" the swordswoman left the room. "Arthur?" the boy just ran. "Semiramis?" Rin asked only to see the woman patiently tapping her foot on the floor waiting for Naruto to return.

That left Rin with some child to clean up.

Later that night

Naruto slowly made his way back with baby Shirou who was wearing a mini paper crown. Slowly opening the sliding door, he worked on suppressing his mana and other forms of presence that gave him away. Seeing as it was dark, he proceeded to create a small ark and used it as his guide. Listening closely he couldn't hear so much as pin drop.

Thinking he was in the clear, he started to make his way to the spare room. Then suddenly...

"I expected you to be back by sunset." Naruto almost jumped as his ark flew out the window.

The lights soon turned on revealing Semiramis looking displeased, "Hi honey." Naruto said nervously.

"Where. were. you?" she asked slowly.

"Eating, thinking, spending time with our adopted son. Remembering ways to no longer feel pain." he said the last part closing his eyes.

Only to open them and see Semiramis picking up baby Shirou, "Oh did papa make you a king? You look so handsome with a crown." she said as the baby giggled.

"I'm not off the hook Semi. So what is my punishment going to be?" Naruto asked.

"We'll talk about that in the morning. For now, how about you tell me what you actually are." Semiramis said with some tiredness in her voice.

Naruto sat on his bed as Semiramis sat next to him, "Where do I start? Probably from when my parents found me." he said. "As I told you, I wasn't born like a human instead I was created by deity called Chaos. So I guess that's where my nickname came from. Anyways that was way before I even learned where I came from." he started.

"What some of servants know is you called Chaos because of the destruction you caused around your travels." Semiramis said.

"Ok I won't deny that, some people just deserved a good amount of destruction. Before all that, my parents said I was just some abandoned child found outside of the Fairy King's Forest. I was discovered by the fairies and then adopted by my father Meliodas, son of the Demon King, and my mother Elizabeth, daughter of the Supreme Deity." Naruto continued.

"Keep going." Semiramis said.

"So years later, I met my godmother Merlin who was prodigal mage at the time. After watching me for a bit, she learned about my powers of both clans that my parents came from. Rather shocking because other than them, no demon or goddess had love for the other. So there I'm half goddess and half demon, I guess my real parent wanted me to be some kind of balance or something. Not like they told me." Naruto finished.

"But why is Shirou transforming into a dragon?" Semiramis asked.

"Oh forgot about that." Semiramis grew a tick mark. "I can barely remember why I even have that transformation. I think it was some deal with a mystical race, but everything is clouded from there. I only got my memories of my first and second incarnations so that might take some time for me to dig up." Naruto explained.

"That is very stupid." Semiramis said being confused by what her husband just said.

"So is the idea of me staying in a country where I fell in love with the ruler that tried to kill me a few times." Naruto replied.

"Touche." she said.

"Anyways, I think I came up with some stuff while out with Shirou. I'll talk to everyone about it in the morning." Naruto said as the pair lied down for bed. "If I'm right about this. Then this grail war is going to be a pain." he said to himself before letting the darkness take him.

The next day

In the morning, Naruto woke up to see Semiramis laying her head on his chest. He smiled and gently moved her back to her side of the bed. As he kissed the side of her head, he looked to see Arthur and Saber still asleep. Baby Shirou was also still sleeping, thank goodness too. As he got up he left the guest room and went to Shirou's kitchen to prepare breakfast.

Arriving there, he began to do his work all while thinking about some things Arthur told him about. Then there's Shirou, with everything going on he hasn't begun his training. With that demon from yesterday, there's no telling what else might be summoned. If he wasn't so reckless and unprepared, he wouldn't have exhausted himself during the fight. That horn in the dining room is evidence of what he's facing. There's only one person he can be sure that could answer his questions.

Although the summoning circle is gone, he couldn't risk using the other one in shed without losing an arm. Despite what he was told, he could physically use alchemy, but wasn't allowed. However, that was out of the question since the old man was able to talk to him, but he wasn't able to talk to the old man. Even if he could awaken Shirou's powers it might be too late and with the servants in waiting, there would be an attack at any moment.

As he finished up cooking, he saw Shirou wake up first.

"Good morning Shirou." Naruto said.

"Morning uncle, are you cooking again?" he asked.

"I growing boy like yourself need all the nutrition you can get. I can't replace Kiritsugu, but someone has to watch over you." Naruto answered.

Shirou smiled, "I appreciate that uncle. So what's new today?" he asked.

"School, work, and I'm going to try to awaken the goddess bloodline in you and Arthur." Naruto answered.

"Wait what?" Shirou asked.

"I said I'm awakening your bloodline. You need to get strong and the goddess bloodline is easier and less painful to learn than my other bloodline. Unless you want to learn to become a dragon like your infant counterpart." Naruto explained serving Shirou his meal.

"Is that your power? Your a goddess? But your a man!" Shirou exclaimed.

"I'm half goddess and half demon. Goddess is the term for the race since they're at least 80% female. Although I doubt you or Arthur would want to awaken to the demon bloodline." Naruto replied calmly.

"Why is Arthur involved?" Shirou asked feeling confused.

"Shirou as you I'm not from the dimension or space in time. Arthur knows a technique only druids and members of the goddess race know. Arthur doesn't know much magic so that only leaves one thing." Naruto said leaving Shirou realizing something.

"Are you saying that Arthur might be related to you?" Shirou asked.

"Only one way to find out. I'm going to awaken your bloodlines at the same time. If he doesn't react then my suspicions were wrong." Naruto answered.

"Wait how is that going to affect me? Won't I be in pain?" Shirou asked looking frantic.

"Relax, I attempted something similar with my son. It will be like drinking really spicy alcohol and after a few minutes you'll feel you just resurfaced from under water. Besides I'll be right by your side when it happens." Naruto said trying to reassure him.

"Promise?" Shirou asked fearfully.

"I promise, your like a second son to me Shirou and I don't mean that because I'm taking care of your counterpart." Naruto answered.

As they finished, they noticed Arthur and Saber making their way over to the dining room.

"Oh good the twins are awake. I'll get you guys some food." Naruto said.

"Good morning Shirou." Saber and Arthur said at the same time.

Shirou just looked at them in confusion as they both noticed what they just did, "You guys really are twins." he said.

"Like I would be related to him/her." they both said at the same time again.

"Hey what if one of you is like me and the grail accidentally summoned you into this timeline?" Naruto asked putting down the plate. "I mean I literally met another King Arthur and he had female Merlin as a teacher." he added.

"My Merlin is female too." Arthur said with a smile.

"You two are come from strange times." Saber said.

"Says the woman pretending to be a man. You know you could have just admitted to being a woman in the beginning. My wife was a queen in her time and that was centuries before England had any nations or kingdoms." Naruto spoke up.

"Well..." Saber was cut off by a look.

"Don't say you had to give up being a woman to be king. You just needed to give up personal feelings and other similar beliefs. You were practically a monk, not a non binary machine Saber-chaaaaaaan." Naruto said chuckling at the suffix making her blush.

"Anyways uncle, remember that thing you had to do?" Shirou asked.

Naruto nodded, "Oh yeah my favorite tv show is on!" he said turning it on.

All the while Naruto was flipping through channels, he was internally working on channeling (hehe get it?) his goddess bloodline. As the three continued to eat, little Gilgamesh, who wasn't covered in bandages, arrived stretching.

"Is breakfast ready?" he asked.

"Yes, I'll go get it for you." Naruto said not looking at anyone as both his eyes changed. Getting another plate ready he closed his eyes giving him that creepy smile the scarecrow taught him, "Enjoy Gil." he said.

Gil waved off the creepy stare as he ate with everyone else. Naruto opened his eyes and kept his head down as he continued trying to stretch out the range of his power.

"So Saber, have you ever considered becoming a student just to guard Shirou?" Arthur asked.

"As good as it seems, I believe..." Saber was cut off by Gilgamesh who fell on his side breathing heavily.

"What's wrong with him?" Arthur asked Shirou who was next to him.

Naruto for his part didn't notice Gil as he noticed Shirou clutching his chest breathing heavily. Then Arthur lied on his back panting for air as his hand reached out to Saber.

"Arthur!" she cried out grabbing his hand.

A few moments later everyone minus Saber started to glow. Saber was confused and looked at Naruto who blinked a couple times before his eyes reverted to their original cerulean.

"What did you do to them!?" Saber demanded.

"I should have awakened those two to their birthrights." Naruto answered as Shirou started breathing normally along with Arthur and Gil.

"What did you do to the food old man!" Gil yelled.

"Nothing, what were you doing?" Naruto asked.

"I was choking to death while you stood there and watched!" Gil yelled angrily.

"Wait you had the symptoms too?" Shirou asked with surprise clearly on his face.

"Shirou what happened?" Saber asked seeing as he knew something.

"Uncle?" everyone looked at Naruto.

"Long story short I had to help Shirou awaken to his bloodline since I was neglecting him. That and Saber can't be expected to train him to master the art of the sword within a few days. Anyways, I had some theories as to who Arthur was and now they're confirmed while Gil left me thinking. " Naruto explained.

"And what would that be?" Arthur asked glaring at Naruto.

"Arthur, I think you might be one of my descendants like Shirou. As for Gil, I might need to test him out in a little while." Naruto answered.

"How am I your descendant?" Arthur asked.

"Because you were affected by the power of the Goddess race. Their blood, specifically mine, is coursing through your veins." Naruto said as Arthur could see the glowing in his hands. "Look I know its a lot to take in, but for now I can at least help you two get stronger. We practically kissed the dirt so much with that demon we might as well take it out to the school dance. Do Japanese high schools have dances?" Naruto asked thinking he contradicted himself.

(A/N: Could someone fact check this?)

"What about me?" Gil asked.

"I'll figure out what to do with you later. For now, I'm leaving you with Semi since these kids are going to high school and I have a meeting after school today with a creepy vampire man." Naruto answered.

"What?" Gil asked.

"Nevermind, just enjoy your meals before we have to leave." Naruto said making a plate for himself.

After school (nothing interesting happened)

Naruto went back to the garden (I looked up the residence. I know the name of the places now.) and began to draw something he hasn't used in a while, a transmutation circle.

"Ok I either I get his attention or lose my limbs." he told himself as he began to create the circle.

A few minutes later, he finished the circle by the memories he had growing up. Sure Olivier wasn't into the idea, Naruto was the probably the only one she respected the most since he had balls unlike Alex who was too soft hearted. Sure he felt some remorse for his older brother when it came to an unjust war and there were times he would argue or even fight with Olivier on said subjects to a stalemate. Oh did you think verbal fights? No Olivier isn't into the idea of a war of the words. At the end of the day, his sister still loved him since he wasn't as eccentric and knew when to speak up.

'Good memories.' Naruto thought. At the end of his life, he may not have had children, but watched as his nephews and grand nephews grew up at the end of the life. The sad thing about reincarnating is that you can't guarantee memories you made, but that wasn't the case this time. He'll always remember what he told his younger sister Catherine before he died. Although he was her last living sibling, so long as she surrounded by the people that she loves, she will never be alone.

"And with that, let's do this." Naruto said to himself.

With that he decided to play it safe this time. Once again clapping, he slammed his hands down making the circle glow as the alchemy charged up creating a bright light.

?

"Hehe, so what brings you here Naruto N. Armstrong Uzumaki Namikaze?" asked a white figure with nothing but a mouth.

"Truth, I guess you know why I'm here." Naruto said.

Truth smiled, "Of course I do, you know that you didn't commit a taboo, but as you know I told I don't want you using alchemy in other dimensions. However, since knowing who you are. I can't expect removing a couple of legs will be enough since you're a living prosthetic." he explained.

"Yeah, anyways where's Zelretch?" Naruto asked.

"I just called him. You know your wife is going to freak out when she finds you missing everything minus your head and torso." Truth said.

"I know." Naruto said with a sigh.

Then suddenly a pair of doors opened revealing his least favorite elderly vampire.

"You couldn't have sent a letter?" Zelretch asked with a smile.

"Screw you creepy vampire man." Naruto said. "Anyways, I have a few questions."

"Ask away." Zelretch said.

"First why the hell are there more servants? That Gilgamesh kid and Arthur are both servants and not only that, they both reacted to the activation of the goddess bloodline." Naruto explained.

"For Arthur, he was summoned shortly before death. I won't go too deep into details, but like baby Shirou I saved him and sent him to his family. You can just shatter his bond with the grail should he wish it or give a common seal to your spouse. There's actually another assassin who's been summoned by a caster, so I can tell you that this isn't the first time someone broke the rules." Zelretch explained.

"Ok that explains that, but what about the fact he and Saber arguing about which one of them is King Arthur?" Naruto asked.

Taking a deep breath Zelretch continued, "That's because Arthur came from a different time and Saber, or her real Artoria Pendragon, is from this dimension's timeline. I won't go deep into Saber's past because that is a whole other can of worms to explain, but I can tell you about that she is not related to you." Zelretch answered.

"And Gil?" Naruto asked.

"Gilgamesh is your distant grandson, your closest relative after your children. However, his existence is much more complex. You see 10 years ago, an Archer was summoned revealing Gilgamesh. However after the death of his previous master, he made a pact with a priest who sought the grail to spread chaos. Kiritsugu Emiya learned about the grail's corruption, but failed to destroy it. Ending many lives and Shirou almost being one of them. However, at the time all seven servants were to die for the grail to form as the last would perish after gaining victory for their victory. However Gilgamesh survived after breaking his pact and now roams the city. The child is his other half who must recently awakened and likely found you through means I don't understand." Zelretch finished taking another breath.

"So your telling me that spoiled brat is half of a servant who's basically rogue like me?" Naruto asked.

"I guess it runs in the family." Truth spoke up.

"Ok, so now I'm reunited with a chunk of my family tree. So what about the demons? Like the one that chased little Gil around in the forest?" Naruto asked.

"That is... hard to say. So far I believe it's some sort of leak created by the corruption of the grail. Then again, its too unstable for a proper grail war to proceed. For now, I'll have to leave you with the task." Zelretch said.

"I'm guessing finish what Emiya started?" Naruto asked.

"Precisely, after that. Leave the grail to me. However, you might not be able to able to do this alone. Although equipped with three servants, Arthur, a mage and yourself. This may start to get out of your hands as I can tell those creatures won't arrive in single packs." Zelretch answered.

"So what do you want me to do? I can't exactly train them within a matter of days. The grail war usually doesn't last as long as real war." Naruto stated.

"That's where you need reinforcements." Zelretch said with a smile.

"What kind of reinforcement?" Naruto asked feeling worried for what the man has in mind.

"I think you might be happy to hear what I have in mind." Zelretch said with a knowing smirk.

Back in reality,

As everyone was eating dinner, no one was aware of where Naruto went. Not that anyone was worried besides Shirou who only wondered what kind of trouble he was getting into. So that only left very little tension at the table. However Shirou did notice one thing, Sakura kept glancing back and forth at him. Even more than usual. He was aware that Sakura was close to him, but he was too dense to realize it.

"Hey Sakura are you feeling well?" Shirou asked the timid looking girl.

"Yes Shirou." she answered emotionlessly.

"Are you sure?" he asked.

Sakura nodded, but he could tell something was off. It didn't help that he couldn't dig deeper when someone started yelling.

"DAMN IT THAT BASTARD TOOK BOTH OF THEM! THAT SON OF BITCH JUST RIPPED THEM OFF!" cried out a voice from outside.

"Uncle!" Shirou yelled as he ran out the door.

"What's happened to Naruto?" asked Taiga looking worried.

"My husband must have gotten himself hurt." Semiramis answered rubbing her temples.

With that everyone got outside to the gardens although Sakura and Taiga felt some deja vu. Had it not been for the fact Rin wasn't here, they would likely relapse from that night's events. Upon arrival, they were horrified by the sight of Naruto lying on the ground missing both of his arms. The women gasped at the sight of his teared sleeves covered in blood while the men were on guard as too who caused this.

"Uncle what happened!?" Shirou yelled/asked running beside him.

"The Truth Shirou, it can be a real asshole." Naruto responded his pain already being numbed by his regenerative abilities.

"I'm calling the police!" Taiga yelled again only for her and Sakura to be knocked out by Saber.

"Good job Saber, if you were one of my descendants I'd be even more proud. No offense Arthur." Naruto said getting a blush from Saber while Arthur looked at him with confusion.

"What happened to your arms?" Semiramis asked trying to hold back the tears of watching her injured husband.

Naruto turned his head to see a portal dropping two wrapped bags, "There they are." he said making her glare at him.

"Naruto don't do that to me!" Semiramis said slapping him hard enough to make a loud sound.

Naruto closed his eyes for a moment before opening them, "I'm sorry Semi." is all he said before she picked him and hugged him.

"Many people say I'm cold and heartless. I tyrant with a mean spirit. But even now, I'm still human. Naruto I don't like it when I see these things happen to you." she said crying on his shoulder.

"I'm promise to never hurt you." Naruto said as he used his darkness started to leak out and created two prosthetic like arms and hugged back.

"Don't tell me his arms are really in those things again." Saber said looking away.

"What is she talking about?" Arthur asked.

"I lost my arms and now they're back." Naruto said as Shirou opened up the wrapping paper.

"Are you going to do the regeneration thing again uncle?" Shirou asked.

Naruto didn't answer as they arms were ripped away from him and reattached to his stumps, "Much better, now I can feel the warm skin on my wife." he said.

"I'm still disappointed in you. What did you do that caused your arms to get ripped off in the first place?" Semiramis asked.

"Mostly answers and apparently some help. We're going to need a lot of help when more of those demons show up." Naruto said.

"So what do you want to do about the horn?" Arthur asked.

"Shit I forgot about the horn. Oh well, it will make a good mantlepiece. By the way Shirou you should either prepare some more sleepings or let me make another portable dimension like my closet." Naruto said.

"Why?" Shirou asked.

"Because we're getting visitors." Naruto answered as two beams of light appeared over the transmutation circle.

"Did you summon more servants?" Saber asked.

"Not exactly, just some good people from my past incarnation." Naruto answered as the two lights started to take shape.

"Who did you summon then?" Arthur asked.

"My old family." Naruto answered standing up and wrapping an arm around Semiramis.

The two lights began to die down revealing two new people. One was a female with silver hair revealing a single blue eyes wearing a white uniform with a short skirt and tie. The other was a short man with blonde hair and green eyes with the appearance of a child, he wore a red tie with a white shirt and black vest.

"Where are we?" asked the female.

"I don't know, it doesn't look like Britannia." said the child look man.

"It's been awhile you two." Naruto said grabbing their attention.

For a moment both just stared at Naruto in wonder. That left everyone else in an awkward silent pause. Until the female slowly made her way up to Naruto and touched his face, not noticing the jealous look on Semiramis face.

"Naruto!" the woman cried latching onto his neck.

That reaction left mix thoughts and one of them could already be read from the angry look on the Assyrian queen's face. Although the look of hate stopped the moment everyone noticed the silver haired woman's tears. The man on the other hand, slowly made his way up to the pair and slapped Naruto on the back.

"Hey kiddo, how are ya?" he asked with a cheerful smile.

"I've been great father. I can tell even in the after life both you and mother missed me." Naruto answered.

'FATHER!? MOTHER!?' everyone minus the three thought in shock.

The silver haired woman wiped her tears and grabbed her son's arms, "Naruto, its good to see you." she said before looking around. "This is not Britannia is it?" she asked in confusion. "Who are these people by the way?" she asked.

"Yeah that's been bugging me since we got here." the man added.

"Oh that's right, everyone I want you to meet Elizabeth and Meliodas. They are both my parents so I expect that you all treat them fairly." Naruto said looking at everyone.

'My in laws?' Semiramis thought realizing her mistake.

"Let's start with this beauty." Naruto said pulling Semiramis in. "Mother, father, this is Semiramis. The Assyrian queen and my wife." he said kissing her on the cheek making her blush.

"Oh a pleasure to meet you. I never had the chance to see my son marry. So pardon me if I'm too forward." Elizabeth said shaking her hand.

'So courteous.' Semiramis thought.

"You really bagged a beautiful one son." Meliodas said.

'So blunt.' she also thought.

"Shirou, Arthur, come over here and meet your grandparents." Naruto called out.

The two arrived looking nervous, "Naruto are you going to explain to them about... that?" Semiramis asked.

"Ok, so you two might want to buckle down. Since this is a long story." Naruto said getting curious looks from his parents.

A half hour later

"And that's why you are both here now and more might be on their way tomorrow." Naruto finished taking a deep breath.

"Then where is the infant version of Shirou?" Elizabeth asked.

Naruto immediately panicked and ran back inside, "Baby Shirou!" he yelled.

Everyone sweat dropped at the sight of him running in.

"So, your grandfather wants you two to learn your abilities from the Goddess race?" Elizabeth asked.

"Yeah, he said it's easier and less painful than his demon powers." Shirou answered.

"I'm still skeptical about the relationship part." Arthur said.

"I'm skeptical about you and Saber being the same person." Shirou said earning a laugh.

"Yeah you both don't look anything like the Arthur I know. Just wait until Merlin gets here." Meliodas said.

"I don't mean to interrupt, but are you forgetting something?" Saber asked pointing at Sakura and Taiga who were both still asleep.

Shirou went wide eyed, "Saber please help with them." he said as he went to lift Sakura onto his arms.

"Should I ask?" Meliodas asked Arthur.

"They can't handle the truth." is all Arthur was able to say.

"I think I should check on their health for any sign of injury. Just in case." Elizabeth said following everyone else inside.

(Carnival Phantasm OST - Dotabata)

Running inside, they found Naruto frantically making some baby formula while hearing the sound of a crying baby.

"Hold on I'm almost done! They say it's easier after the first time, but why do you have to be so difficult? Not even Zeref was this fussy." Naruto said crying anime tears.

"BWAAAHHHH! BWAAAHHHH!" cried baby Shirou.

Naruto almost dropped the with the contents open only fall on his face and narrowly catch it with his palm. Hearing baby Shirou's crying, he got up and picked him up before feeding him his bottle.

"Damn, I pricked my finger." Naruto heard Arthur say.

"Hold I have something for that." Naruto said quickly putting baby Shirou in his basket.

Within a few seconds, he used a cotton swab and some disinfectant on Arthur wound before quickly placing a bandage.

"Hey are they gone yet? I'm really hungry." said Gil as he came in rubbing his stomach.

Naruto quickly grabbed a plate and a batch before handing it to Gil who at the table.

"Here you are, enjoy." Naruto said before frantically picking up baby Shirou who was getting fussy.

Then Shirou came in with Saber, both carrying Sakura and Taiga.

"Oh god the guests. It's even worse now that my parents are visiting on such late notice." Naruto panicked with a shocked face.

"Uncle you're doing it again." Shirou said with a sweatdrop.

"What am I doing Shirou? Is something the matter with me?" he asked slowly turning angry.

"Your in daddy mode." Shirou answered.

And Naruto went back to his shocked face, "Shocking!" he said as he noticed Elizabeth who entered earlier and noticed his actied. "Mother how rude of me. I've been talking about myself for so long. I never asked how your travel went." he said.

'This is the carefree child I raised? He never wanted to get married because he was afraid of turning into this.' Elizabeth thought.

"Nope, I don't think I will get married. Don't worry mama, I'm sure little brother Tristan will give you lots of grandkids. After all, I'd lose my freedom, better yet I'm too much like papa. Either way, can you imagine me being a father?"

"It was... interesting." Elizabeth replied adjusting to her son's new life and attitude.

"Oh good, you must be famished. I'll serve up a couple of plates while I'm still in the kitchen." Naruto said putting the infant down.

(End of Song)

"Is he always like this Shirou?" Elizabeth asked.

"He has lately, I guess that is just his way of adjusting to his new life." Shirou answered.

"...hm Shirou..." Shirou looked down at Sakura who was mumbling. "...help me." she muttered.

"I think Sakura must be coming down with something." Shirou said putting her down.

"Please... help... don't leave me..." Sakura continued to mutter.

"Shirou give me some room. I would like to check her health. Perhaps she's come down with a fever and is having a nightmare." Elizabeth suggested as green orbs surrounded her hands.

Meliodas soon came in with Semiramis, "So how did you meet my son?" he asked.

Semiramis felt rather afraid about answering him, "He entered my kingdom when I was ruling. One day I received a disturbing report that he got into a scuffle with my guards about defending a tax evader. I demanded he brought before me and he only came because the captain of the guard lied to him saying he was courteously invited to meet me." she stared.

"And then?" Meliodas asked.

"I was rather annoyed that I was lied to since it turned out nobody could catch him let alone land a hit on him. So he came in playing the fool and showing some courtesy to me as a monarch. Saying I was a true beauty, only then I thought he was flattering me." she continued.

"So how did that go?" Meliodas asked interested in the story.

"I'm guessing this is the part where you tried to kill him." Shirou said.

Elizabeth stopped and looked at Semiramis who looked afraid, "Well Elizabeth punched me in the face when she didn't recognize me, but I guess after you got to know him. That's how you two fell in love right?" Meliodas asked.

"In a word, yes. Although he was an annoyance it was like a breath of fresh air for him. Then one day he told me he had a challenge, that if he won I would spend the evening with him. If I won he would leave behind all his secrets shortly before I banished him. The challenge was that he would survive all my poisons for forty days without seeking medical attention or curing himself. He lost, only because of my intervention by forcing the antidote on him." Semiramis finished still feeling nervous.

"He has a healing factor that would remove toxins in his system. I don't see why he couldn't win on his own." Elizabeth said.

"Because it would be cheating mother. You don't steal hearts by cheating." Naruto said patting baby Shirou asleep.

"Wait, if you won. Then how did you two get married?" Meliodas asked.

"By using a ordained minister of course." Naruto answered making everyone minus Meliodas face fault.

"Oh yeah! That makes sense." Meliodas said.

Semiramis laughed at her husband's joke anyways, "I intervened not because I wanted to win. I intervened because I felt closer to him and developed feelings for him. I begged him to let me cure him seeing as he lost every fiber in his body and it took a long time for me to administer an antidote on him without summoning a few guards to hold him down. After that, I learned about his healing factor which, I admit made me angry." she added with a glare.

"And then we had two adorable babies and one of them made baby Shirou!" Naruto said getting a giggle from the infant.

"Son, why does that baby have a tail?" Meliodas asked.

Naruto looked down to see baby Shirou's tail wagging outside of his swaddle, "Father, my adoptive son may have awakened to his dragon bloodline. Yet for some reason, my memory of how I achieved it are vague and I can't seem to recall how I got them." he admitted.

"Naruto do you seriously not remember? It was about a year before I learned about Tristan being on the way. You sent us letters about your travels when you came across..." Meliodas was interrupted by Elizabeth.

"Naruto! This girl! Her health isn't right!" she panicked.

Shirou looked scared, "What's wrong with her?" he asked.

"There's something inside her killing her and slowly making its way to her mind. Almost like some entity is trying to corrupt her." Elizabeth answered.

"Do you think we can expel it?" Naruto asked.

"I think I would need to test it. This is not like your aunt Margaret when Ludociel possessed her. I could cause more harm than good on my first try." Elizabeth answered trying to take things slowly.

"Please just help her." Shirou pleaded.

"I will just use a small purge technique to see what's wrong with her." Elizabeth said placing her hands over Sakura's chest.

A few seconds later, a light was shot into Sakura making her breath heavily. That's when suddenly a large blob of worms came out.

"What the hell are those!?" Gil yelled jumping back.

"I don't know! It's not natural!" Saber answered drawing his sword and stabbing them.

"Careful you might hit someone." Shirou said making her back off.

"I got this!" Meliodas said as he revealed his curse mark and summoned several flames to burn the insects without damaging Shirou's home.

"Father save one, if anything aunt Merlin should be able to give me results on what they are." Naruto said.

Meliodas nodded and left a couple behind for Naruto to catch with an orb made from his ark.

"I think I lost my appetite." Gil said feeling the food coming back out.

"Are we seriously going to keep them?" Shirou asked.

"I have too, my aunt might be the best person to consult with this." Naruto said.

Then Sakura sat up looking emotionless, "Grandfather punishes those who betray him." then she lied back down unconscious.

"I'm not that mean." Meliodas said.

"I don't she was referring to you Meliodas." Elizabeth said scanning her body seeing its health slightly improve.

"I guess for now, we just wait until your Merlin shows up before we move on." Saber said withdrawing her blade.

"And we should keep an eye on her. There's no telling who her grandfather is or how he might be involved." Arthur added.

"I'll try to talk to her at school tomorrow." Shirou said with a new mission.

"Ok, but what about the other one?" Arthur asked looking at Taiga.

Taiga was snoring loudly as she lied on her side, "No Shirou... don't take away... my fun... hiya!" she said the last part kicking the air.

Everyone sweat dropped as they looked at Shirou, "Taiga isn't the most responsible person. She wants to be the fun sister, but... her definition of fun is different from mine." he said.

"Baby brother... getting married! Why is... he marrying... three girls? Blonde... brown... purple... so colorful." Taiga muttered in her sleep.

Naruto turned his eyes to Sakura remembering her hair color, then Saber who met his gaze and blushed then finally up trying to remember brown. Didn't he know someone with brown hair?

'Don't tell me he like the tsundere.' Naruto thought.

"My grandson isn't a womanizer is he?" Elizabeth asked Saber who was still blushing which gave her the wrong idea. "Shirou how could you?" she asked.

"I'm not doing anything!" Shirou said.

The next morning

After a short explanation that they fell asleep from eating, Taiga and Sakura went home feeling only somewhat suspicious about last night's events. However, Shirou asked Sakura if she would like for him to walk her to school. Naruto noticed her feelings the moment she accepted, something Shirou was too dense to understand. Maybe he would talk to him about that later.

"Bye uncle, we're heading off to school." Shirou said dashing out the door with Arthur right behind him.

"I should be off too." Saber said activating her cloak and following her master.

"Are you going to your job old man?" Gil asked while reading a comic.

"Yeah, I am. I'll see you later sport." Naruto said ruffling his hair annoying the supposed king of heroes. "If promise to behave yourself. I'll get you some new comics." he added before checking on his wife and baby Shirou.

"Naruto are you off?" Semiramis asked.

"Yes I am Semi, I just wanted to check on my beautiful wife and adopted son." he said the last part ruffling baby Shirou's head.

"Ha ha ha! Papa!" Baby Shirou said giggling.

"I love you." Naruto said kissing Semiramis.

"I love you too. Be home soon." she said as Naruto went to look outside.

"Mother, father, try not to cause a mess and make sure whoever arrives next doesn't cause any trouble." he called out watching Elizabeth study the transmutation seal.

"Sure thing kiddo, I'll keep an eye out for Ban and Merlin." Meliodas said lying on the ground looking at the sky.

"Enjoy your day Naruto!" Elizabeth called out.

Naruto waved to them before running off outside. Outside he smirked as he opened up his closet right outside where no one was looking. Stepping inside he chuckled before coming out a minute later wearing a helmet and leather jacket. Closing it behind him, he removed a seal on the corner on the entryway of the residence. Thus the seal revealed a motorcycle chopper.

"Oh boy, just wait until they learn how got my hands on this puppy." Naruto said to himself before getting and taking off.

At the school

As everyone went was starting their day, they all stopped at the sound of a purring engine. It was loud and sounded unnatural, that it caught everyone's attention. They were met with the sight of a beautiful motorcycle chopper and a mysterious rider arriving at the parking lot. They were shocked as the driver removed their helmet revealing Naruto in his golden haired glory. Looking around the trio sweat dropped at the sight of the females with hearts in their eyes and men who were crying in envy.

"Who is that guy?"

"He's the new foreign arts teacher."

"Isn't that a second year class."

"Why do all the second years get the cool teachers?"

"I wish I was a lower classmen."

Naruto waved at the crowd, "It's good to see you all, but shouldn't you all be heading for home room?" he asked.

That's when suddenly the whole student body felt concerned and immediately noticed it was a quarter until 8. Brushing his hair to side with his hand he started to make his way to class where he saw Shirou and Sakura talking. He kept his distance as he didn't want to invade their privacy. Although he did stare long enough for to see them hug it out. Naruto smiled as he quickly ran up to his assigned class for the time.

Naruto's class, a little while later

Another day of regular lectures, Naruto went over the concept of culture shock and in a nutshell, how to avoid embarrassing yourself in other countries or in front of visitors from outside the country. Although informal yet boring, Rin couldn't help to wonder why both males and females were just staring at him with awe and listened to everything. Even that annoying boy Shinji is eating his words up like Naruto's a priest during the renaissance.

Class was going to be over in a few minutes and seeing that she has her temporary alliance, maybe she could learn why he's so charming. Clearly her other classmate didn't inherit that factor. Wouldn't it be nice if Emiya could charm her way into her heart? Not that she would want that, haha.

Sure Rin, whatever helps you sleep at night.

Then suddenly they felt another Tremor, Rin looked out the window and was horrified by the sight. This caught Naruto's attention who quickly snuck a peak getting wide eyes.

"And with that class..." Naruto was about to end their session early when they felt more tremors to the point everyone was panicking about earthquakes. "Everyone get in formation! We're all getting out safely!" he said trying to keep order in the class.

With that everyone started to carefully make their way out of the high school building. That's when the building itself started to shake and people could swear they heard destruction. Naruto gave a nod to Shirou and Rin giving them the signal.

'Archer/Saber, stop the demon!' they thought telepathically while Arthur snuck away from the group likely to enter his astral form.

Outside with the servants

Archer opened fire on several of the blue bastards grabbing their attention. The demons appeared to be a pack of four and proceeded to float towards Archer who was leading them towards the forest to prevent casualties. Meanwhile Saber was in place in the branches waiting to attack strike attack them the moment Archer was in range.

Just as she predicted Archer jumped into the forest avoiding a claw strike giving Saber a chance to slice off the demon's hand. The blue creature roared in pain before taking several exploding arrows to the eye making it collapse. It was far from dead and the other three wouldn't give them the chance. Seeing that, they had to get more tactical and keep their distance seeing as they were rather brutish.

With that, they were happy to see Arthur making his appearance by stabbing one of them in the head making it squeal in pain. That distracted the other creatures giving Saber time to strike their knees making all three to collapse. Archer took his shot seeing them get out of the way creating a large explosion killing a couple of them. Saber took her chance and decapitated the first one that was down leaving one left. The last one stood up and fired a ball of fire at them making them jump.

What the three didn't realize was that the fight was far from over. Two more appeared and one of them had grey skin. The grey one pushed its comrade aside and proceeded to swipe Archer who avoided the attack while Saber attempted to slash at it. The grey grabbed Saber by her leg and slammed her against a tree while blocking a few arrows with its arm. Arthur managed to sneak around it and amputate it's tail. As it screamed Arthur took a claw strike to the armor narrowly escape while the new blue demon dashed at Saber and slammed her against the ground.

Archer fired several arrows only for the blue demon to ignore them and try to rip out Saber's head. However the brute was interrupted by a large beam of light connecting with it and exploding sending it into the ground. The purple one took a beam of light as well only it maintained its ground before taking a powerful kick to face courtesy of Naruto.

"I see you guys did well, but I think I can take it from here." Naruto said as he changed back to his white jacket and drawing another weapon from a metal drawer.

The drawers revealed a strange looking sword and shield, "Cool weapons." Arthur said.

"Thank you dear nephew/descendant/grandson or whatever you are." Naruto said getting a sweat drop from everyone.

With that, Naruto dashed at the purple demon who blew a great ball of fire at him only for it to be blocked. Naruto took this chance and stabbed the beast on the side of the head infusing his weapon with an ark making it scream. Arthur and Saber proceeded to stab the demon's knees making it collapse giving Naruto the chance to restrain it with his chains with one holding it by its neck.

"Would anyone like to do the honors?" Naruto asked.

"I got it." Arthur said decapitating the demon's head off.

Naruto smiled at the job done and proceeded to restrain the other demons that were already down and injured. Saber killed the one that she attacked in the beginning while Archer blew the final one's head off.

"Ok, that was a lot of them and since we were prepared this time, we were able to push them back. That doesn't mean that could be all of them though." Naruto explained.

Shirou and Rin finally arrived panting only to see the demon bodies disappearing. Sighing, they realized they arrived late.

"Why do I even bother?" Rin asked in disappointment.

"Because you love hanging out together." Naruto said with a smile making her glare.

"Anyways..." Shirou was interrupted by a scream in the distance. "Everyone either has strong vocal chords or they're just having a bad day." he said remembering the time someone was drained, the times Naruto lost his arms and that time Rin found Naruto's arm.

"No time for jokes Shirou." Naruto said as he grabbed both masters and sprouted his wings taking off.

"Hey don't take me with you!" Rin screamed before calming down. "You know what this is better than with Archer." she said realizing how much more calm and pleasant it feels than her servant jumping around.

"You know Shirou is supposed to grow his wings a little while after training." Naruto said making Rin raise a brow. "But first he has to awaken to his eye then we'll move onto flight at a later date." he added making the redhead sigh.

They both looked down to see the servants following them on the ground. Then they heard the scream again and made their way towards the archery range around the sound of the scream. A few moments later they all landed and saw a purple demon smashing down a wall with that servant from earlier wrapping her chains around it.

"I will not let you put your hands on her." said the servant.

"Foreigner get her!" Rin ordered.

"I have a name ya know! Stop calling me that!" Naruto barked before knocking the demon over.

"Uh uncle, she didn't mean the demon." Shirou said nervously as the servant turned her eyes to them.

As the servant was about to speak she found herself having to avoid a blue demon that busted down another wall nearly bringing down the archery range building.

"Shirou get behind me!" Rin commanded firing spells from her hand like a gun at the demon who looked unfazed.

Rin continued her assault until a shadow knocked the blue demon over sending it skidding across the ground. Naruto then appeared in front of them as he began to lift up the purple demon's head by the horn and began to punch it repeatedly. Naruto suddenly stopped the moment he sensed several knives flying towards him only for them to impale blue demon killing it as it began to disappear. Naruto looked up to see a winged shadow flying above him as the knives returned to the figure in the shape of a spear.

"Is that...?" Naruto was interrupted as he avoided another projectile in the shape of a large heart.

"Three blows? I'm getting too old." said a haughty voice.

Naruto turned to see a red eyed man with blue hair.

"Uncle B-?" Naruto was interrupted by a kick to the head sending him into a wall.

Looking up he saw that same servant preparing her chains only to get take a punch to the gut sending her into the sky. As she came down, she attempted to recover only to be kicked around like a soccer ball in a game of keep ups by the blue haired man. The man got tired and let her fall onto the ground giving her a chance to enter her astral form and escape.

"That hurt." Naruto said before the winged figure came down.

"You may be bigger, but your still as reckless as your uncle, Naruto." said the figure.

"Hi uncle Harlequin, hi uncle Ban. Is aunt Diane nearby?" Naruto asked not looking at either of them.

"UNCLES!?" both masters asked/yelled in shock.

"What I can't have relatives besides my grandkids?" Naruto asked.

"Grandkids?" both men asked.

Then suddenly a young woman with brown pigtails and purple eyes arrived, "Oh man am I late?" she asked.

"Hi aunt Diane!" Naruto said trying to get off of the wall.

"Naruto?" Diane asked approaching the young man as he fell of the wall. Lifting up his head she gave him an odd look as she studied him. "Naruto! It is you!" she said shoving his face into her chest as she gave him a tight hug. "Oh you got so big and the shape of your face is so different to. Its round and... are you wearing an illusion?" she asked making him nervous.

"Hey auntie do you remember back in the day when both of my uncles used to fight and hate each other? Back then uncle Harlequin was disguised as a fat guy and..." Naruto was stopped by Diane who was puffing her cheeks. "I'll explain later. Do you want to meet my descendants?" he asked as Arthur and the rest arrived.

"Uncle who are they?" Shirou asked.

"Shirou these are my aunt and uncles. They're good friends of my parents and were around when I was freed from original sealing." Naruto answered.

"Ok... does that mean they're related to Arthur too?" Shirou asked as the blonde knight was even more confused than before.

"Yeah, but..." Naruto stopped as he went inside what was left of the range. "Hey guys I think there's something in here." he said moving the debris around.

Ban and King ran in to help Naruto move the beams and other structural damage. Arthur and Shirou followed suit and help move whatever they could left before Naruto noticed something.

"I was right, there's a hand here." Naruto said as everyone frantically started moving everything.

"I wonder who could be under there." Rin said to herself.

Ban used all his strength to move a heavy piece of the roof as Naruto and Shirou moved the body out.

"S-Sakura!?" Shirou blurted out.

"Shit, she must have been hiding while the chaos went on. I doubt she had much room with the demons running around." Naruto said.

"Uncle, we need to take her back to your mother so she can treat her." Shirou said trying to lift Sakura's body in a bridal carry.

"Alright, just let me put my motorcycle away." everyone deadpanned or sweat dropped at the statement. "I'll leave it in my closet. That thing was expensive for god sake." Naruto said running away and forgetting the sense of urgency.

'My nephew has always been the strange one.' thought the sins of greed, sloth and envy as Naruto ran off.

Meanwhile no one noticed the servant who was crawling up to the roof of the school while looking down at them.

TO BE CONTINUED...