Chapter 5 - Reminiscing

Naruto's class, two days later

"And with that I hope you enjoy the rest of your day. Also, remember that tomorrow is our last for about two weeks. The school is currently under repairs and it will affect our schedule. So don't slack off in your other classes. Ms. Sanglier is my cousin and she will tell me if any of you are failing her class." Naruto said the last part looking at everyone with serious eyes making them on edge.

The bell rang and everyone was excused for the day leaving only Rin and Shirou waiting for Naruto outside while Arthur and Gowther were off on their own for some reason.

"So how's my favorite nephew and tsundere?" Naruto asked.

"I am not a tsundere!" Rin practically yelled.

"Ok, how's my favorite nephew and student with an attitude?" Naruto asked getting an angry look from Rin.

"I'm good uncle, I was wondering how the next two weeks are going to look." Shirou said interrupting Rin who was going to give Naruto a piece of her mind.

"Oh I was going to start your real training seeing we have this break. I'm also considering having Merlin help Rin with her magic." Naruto said making the angry girl's frown turn into a smile.

"Emiya you have such a nice uncle." Rin said with a closed eye smile.

"You are quick to change opinions Tohsaka." Shirou said with a sigh.

"Just wait until her first test." Naruto told Shirou while Rin was fantasizing all the things she would learn.

"Hopefully it isn't trying to figure out a bluray player." Shirou said remembering the last time he asked the female magus to complete the simple task.

"Emiya it is not my fault you have such complicated technology!" Rin argued.

"Yeah Shirou, you should understand that Rin-chan only uses dial up and Super 8." Naruto chuckled as Rin proceeded to punch him a few times only for the attacks to have no effect.

"Don't use my name like we're good friends!" Rin said.

Naruto laughed, "Poor Rin-chan doesn't like affection." he said slapping her back playfully.

"Well anyways I..." Shirou started only to be stopped by a female voice.

"Emiya-kun!" called out a young blonde teen with golden blond hair wrapped in coils. For some odd reason, this young lady's appearance reminded Naruto of Rin.

"Edelfelt-san." Shirou said before being wrapped in a hug by the blonde girl.

"Oh Emiya-kun, you don't have to be so formal. You can call me Luviagelita or Luvia-chan if you would like." the girl now named Luvia said in a flirtatious tone.

Naruto raised a brow and turned his head to see Rin fuming at the sight of the girl. Honestly he doubted that the Tohsaka heiress was jealous because of Shirou. He could sense the girl's hatred leaking towards the other girl, Luvia.

"So who's your female friend Shirou?" Naruto asked choosing his words carefully and waiting for a reaction from either party.

Luvia smirked, "I good sir am Luviagelita Edelfelt. A second year student and close friend of Shirou." she said while giving Rin a smug look making her fume.

"Shirou you had another friend and you never told me? That's it, Arthur is my only son now!" Naruto said being dramatic.

"Uncle this isn't a good time for your bad acting." Shirou said.

"Oh well, anyways I will see you and your cousin at home wherever he is. Take care with your girlfriend and other female friends." Naruto said before running down the stairs leaving a trail of smoke behind him.

'Girlfriend?' Luvia and Rin wondered leaving a blushing Shirou.

"Shirou are you a womanizer?" Saber asked making Shirou frown at her direction.

"It was good seeing you Tohsaka, but Emiya-kun is going to walk me home." Luvia said grabbing his arm.

Before Shirou could object, Rin also grabbed onto his arm, "Actually Emiya-kun and I have a prior engagement which we have to meet." she said pulling on his arm.

"Too bad so sad, Emiya-kun is coming with me." Luvia said tugging on Shirou's arm to go her direction.

"Yes it would be bad if he went with you and you're going to have to be sad because he's coming with me." Rin said as the two of them were a few minute away from ripping of the poor boy's arms and turning him into a dolphin.

Shirou did not enjoy his predicament. Any man would enjoy two beautiful girls fighting over him, but this is the point where any man would run away scared. Why did Naruto have to leave him? Is there nobody in this world with the power to save him? Even Taiga would be useful at this point. Then he realized...

"Don't even think about." Saber said.

Shirou realized his servant was a jerk and very useless.

"Watch the attitude." Saber said with a glare.

And she can apparently read minds. Where was Violet Evergarden when you needed her?

"I am not Violet Evergarden!" Saber whined.

That's when Sakura came down the stairs and was confused by the sight. All she could see was her crush being pulled on by two women. One of them her former sister and some random girl. It looks like Shirou was uncomfortable and rather scared. At least until he saw Sakura just standing there and broke free of the death grips.

"Sorry girls, but I promised Sakura that I was going to tutor her. I'll see the two of you tomorrow! Bye!" Shirou said as he grabbed Sakura's hand and ran out of the school.

Luvia and Rin proceeded to give each other the death glare, "You scared him away!" they both yelled at each other.

Back with Shirou and Sakura, "Thanks Sakura, you don't realize how happy I am to see you." he praised making her smile.

"Your welcome Shirou." Sakura said as their hands intertwined again.

The two walked away from the school together not noticing Arthur looking nervous by the wall. This version of the King of Heroes was tapping his foot nervously while looking at the non-existent watch on his wrist. The reason for his impatience and anxiety was one blue eyed brunette walking towards him.

"Arthur you're really here." Ayaka said with a hint of satisfaction in her voice.

"It's not gentleman like to keep a lady waiting." Arthur said making Ayaka blush.

"Well then, let's get going." Ayaka said as she wrapped an arm around Arthur's.

As the two left, they weren't aware of the several pairs of eyes watching them. From the corner stood three servants in their astral forms all watching as Arthur left on his secret date with an older girl. Once again, the illegal competitors for the grail were going against the wishes of their single master.

"So what? You want to steal some random girl's date?" Rider asked with a teasing smirk.

"No Rider, there's something off about that guy. Specifically the amount of mana on him. Almost like he's made of the stuff." Saber answered with an annoyed look.

"Hn." Berserker grunted.

"I'm with Berserker here. Are you seriously going to stalk some kid?" Rider asked.

"I can't take that chance. He knows that Emiya kid and Emiya is a master. So there's a chance he's also a master." Saber answered.

"You did see that he was missing command seals right?" Rider asked.

"No seals." Berserker said shaking her head.

"He could be hiding them or at least be a magus that's allied to him. I heard a rumor about two people being the master of one servant." Saber said trying to explain her reasoning.

"So you stalk him and your satisfied with your answer. What next?" Rider asked.

"Hn!" Berserker grunted in agreement.

"Then we plan things out. We have to admit that Aki is doing this to keep her free will, but we have free will of our own because of how soft she is. I appreciate that, but she has to realize that we can't sit back and let them work things out on their own." Saber explained.

"Wouldn't Aki still be suspicious of all of us disappearing at once?" Rider asked.

"That's why you are going to keep her busy and make up an excuse to keep her distracted while Berserker and I investigate that Arthur guy." Saber answered.

"You know we're in so much trouble if she catches onto us right?" Rider asked with a deadpan look.

"Ah huh." Berserker said in agreement.

"That's why you need to take one for the team. Come on Berserker." Saber said dragging her red haired comrade with her.

"Grr!" Berserker grunted in annoyance.

"Why am I always the distraction?" Rider asked face palming at Saber's actions.

Later with Arthur and Ayaka

As the two strolled around the town, the mysterious Saber and Berserker remained in their astral forms and watched Arthur's date. Both stayed focused and paid attention to the interactions and kept an eye out for any usage of magic. So for the next hour that's what both servants did.

An hour and a half later

"Don't they have anything better to do than talk and eat?" Mordred asked bored out of her mind.

"Hn." Berserker grunted.

Mordred looked at Berserker for a moment, "Maybe I should have brought the one that can say words." she said.

"Ass." Berserker mumbled.

"Wait, the guy is getting up and he's... paying for the table. Now he's... offering his hand to the girl. What the hell is this guy?" Mordred asked.

"Chivalry." Berserker mumbled.

"Oh good, did someone bring chivalry back as a servant?" Mordred asked with a snicker.

Berserker tilted her head before pointing at Arthur who was walking down a crosswalk. Saber proceeded to follow them. As usual everything went normal and the date continued for another hour. Arthur took a few photos with Ayaka near at a rail looking over the ocean. Saber rolled her eyes at the cheap affectionate scene while Berserker smiled and kept her hand close to her heart at the sign of love.

A while later, the two started heading back to a more residential district.

"I had a great time Arthur." Ayaka said with some pink tints on her cheeks.

"I did to Ayaka. I hope we can do this again sometime." Arthur said.

"Well, my teachers are assigning me a lot of work over the two week break." Arthur started to frown. "But, I who said it would take a full two weeks?" she asked before standing on her toes before giving Arthur a kiss on the cheek.

Arthur blushed before departing, "Good night, Ayaka. See you tomorrow." he said waving.

"Good night Arthur." Ayaka called out before heading inside of her house.

Arthur rubbed his cheek before sighing. His lovey dovey smiley turned into a frown. Arthur began to sneer as he looked over his shoulder to see nothing. What nobody knew was able to sense the two spies that have been watching him. Why was he being stalked by a servant now of all times? With that he dashed towards the rooftops.

"Shit, we need to go after him!" Saber ordered as the two ran after him.

After a few minutes, Arthur made it about a couple hundred meters outside of the Emiya residence. He didn't want to destroy Shirou's home let alone lead them back to where he slept. So hopefully /this would be enough to catch Saber and Naruto's attention. With that, he turned his attention to the two servants that revealed themselves.

"Are you two in an alliance or something?" Arthur asked preparing for battle.

Saber smirked as she placed her helmet on, "We share the same master actually." she said as Berserker revealed a staff with a round ball on top of it emitting electricity. "Now, how about you show us your servant." she suggested.

Arthur closed his eyes and took a deep breath before his armor and sword manifested under invisible air.

"I'm already here." Arthur said as he dashed at them.

(Fate/Stay Night UBW OST - Souls to Fight)

Saber kept her guard up as Arthur rapidly went at her clashing swords before they pushed each other back. Berserker took her chance and slammed her battle mace down missing Arthur who ran at her. Berserker ran at Arthur charging electricity into her mace trying to swing at him only for the knight to avoid the attack and slash at her heel making her fall. Arthur turned his attention back to the enemy Saber and blocked her attacks and jumped back hoping to make enough noise to grab his ancestor's attention.

"Your sword, you're using the invisible wind technique to conceal it. Either its your weakness or your true identity." Saber pointed out as their blades collided once more.

"You know that sword of yours is actually familiar and that armor, from the looks of it you were under the guise of a male, but it shows hints that its built for a woman. Whoever you are, you pretended to be a man at one point in your life." Arthur shot back only to take an angry kick to the chest sending him to the enemy Berserker who slammed him with the electrified mace.

"Grr!" Berserker growled.

"I'm don't suppose a lovely lady such as yourself would consider putting that thing down and talk this out like adults." Arthur suggested.

Berserker shook her head before hitting him in the chest once more with the mace and then throwing him at Saber. Arthur quickly recovered stopped a foot away from Saber quickly defending himself as well as pushing her back. Their speed and strength was clearly equal so it was best to keep it as a battle of the minds before revealing each other's true power.

"You know, if I was my uncle. I would make a funny joke about two women fighting me instead of fighting over me." Arthur said trying to stifle a laugh.

(Pause song)

As Berserker was about to continue her assault, she stopped for a moment when she saw both sabers vomit out of nowhere. Berserker had a sad life when she lived and even being reborn, she did not understand emotions or proper human behavior no matter how much she tries. Aki was a good master, she wasn't abusive and would treat her like a little sister and everything. So why was it so hard for her to understand why her ally and enemy were vomiting at the same time?

"Ok why I do feel sicker than usual about someone hitting on me?" Saber asked.

"I don't know, it was a just a joke. Now that idea feels repulsive for reasons I don't understand." Arthur answered as they both started to pant from all the heavy vomiting.

(Resume song)

Arthur quickly recovered and avoided all of the lightning strikes coming from Berserker's battle mace. Jumping up he kicked Berserker away and turned as he saw Saber trying to stab him from behind. Arthur moved enough for the blade to cut part of his side armor giving him enough room to kick her away. Just as Berserker was about to fire another blast of lightning, an explosive hit the ground below her feet sending her tumbling away.

As Arthur jumped back from his sword battle, he turned to see Archer giving him a knowing smirk.

"I didn't know Tohsaka was around." Arthur told him.

"She wanted to sleep over after an argument with Shirou." Archer replied as he fired several arrows at Berserker who got up.

"Is my counterpart on her way as well?" Arthur asked preparing himself seeing the other Saber adjusting her helmet and dashing at him.

As Arthur was about to block her attack, another figure appeared and sent her flying with a kick to the helmet.

"I'm already here!" Saber said with a smile.

(Fate/Apocrypha OST - Battle)

As the enemy saber recovered from the attack, she noticed the second saber. Although her eyes adjusted as to who her new enemy was. This Saber felt a burning hatred inside of her as she poured all the mana she had at her disposal into her legs and strength as she clashed her blade with the other Saber. (confusing right)

"YOU!" Red Saber yelled as she began to wildly swing at Blue Saber.

Blue Saber's eyes went wide as she recognized the armor and sword, "Mordred!" she called out.

"You bastard! Now that you're here I can finally kill you and take the throne for myself!" Mordred yelled as she violently lashed out at Saber.

"You're still a child Mordred. Is that all you think about to this day? Will my death and this sword be all that brings you happiness?" Saber asked.

"In a word: yes!" Mordred answered before taking a stab to the leg knocking her off balance.

"Thank you Arthur!" Saber called out before helping him take on Mordred 2 on 1.

"Oh like this is fair. You have always been a coward Arthur!" Mordred called out.

"I just met you! Who the hell are you calling a coward!?" Arthur argued.

Everyone stopped for a moment to ponder what he said, "She means me." Saber said.

"You're real name is Arthur too?" Arthur asked.

"It's Artoria actually. I told the world that I was a man." Saber said with a small blush.

That's when all of them went back to fighting as Mordred had enough of the pointless banter. It was bad enough that she was outnumbered and Berserker was dealing with some random Archer. But why were there two more Sabers? Mordred understood what Aki did was technically illegal, but it was her family who forced her into the grail war along with having more than one servant due to her family's line large mana reserves and control. Hence why she was chosen to participate and carry so many of them.

Artoria, Arthur, Mordred, Nero? Whatever, this year's grail war was beyond repair. Putting that aside, Mordred refused to back down and give up. Pouring all her strength into her swing she pushed Arthur back giving her a chance to slash at Artoria only for her armor to keep away from harm. Although unharmed, Artoria could feel the fury and hatred in her child's attack. She had to keep her guard up and attack during her mid slashes.

With that in mind, Artoria proceeded to block all her strikes as well as moving around her attacks before striking at her. Arthur saw her strategy and attacked Mordred from behind catching her attention as well as keeping her trapped in the middle like a cornered animal. Like all cornered animals, it was a risk and the only way to stop one this way was to end their life.

The planned would have worked had Berserker not intervened and electrocuted Artoria and Arthur from behind. Mordred smirked at the opportunity she was given and used to knock the sword out of Artoria's hand send her into a wall. Arthur was had regained some of his senses and defended his female counterpart from the knight of rebellion.

"So care to tell me who you are?" Mordred asked as she applied pressure onto her sword making Arthur slide back.

"I am Arthur Pendragon, the King of Knights and recently divorced husband of Guinevere." Arthur answered making Mordred growl.

"No you're not!" Mordred yelled trying to kicking Arthur only for him to kick her legs making her fall.

"If your like my son's counterpart. Then I can only fear how you are during that time of the month." Arthur said pointing his sword at her neck.

Berserker ran in trying to help her friend only to take an explosive arrow knocking her away. The red head moved her hair out of the way to see Archer approaching her with two small swords in his hands. Berserker growled as she ran at him at full speed trying to strike at him only for Archer to use his superior agility to dodge all the attacks and slash at her back.

All the while Mordred managed to escape her predicament and started to charge up mana into her sword. The sword started to emit a red energy as Mordred raised it into the air making the energy fly into the sky.

"Is that her noble phantasm?" Arthur asked.

Artoria nodded as she began to emit a golden energy around her own sword releasing the invisible air around it, "I have to counter it with my own attack." she said.

Arthur sweat dropped at the idea knowing that would only create more destruction. Arthur noticed Mordred finishing her attack while Artoria's was still charging up. So instead of letting either one or both of them destroy each other, Arthur proceeded run in and save Artoria by lifting Artoria in his arms like a princess. Before Artoria could berate him, Mordred already fired her attack missing them and hitting something else.

"I wonder where that went." Archer said while Berserker nodded in agreement.

(End of Song)

At the Emiya household

The only people at home at this hour were Naruto, Semiramis, both Shirou's, Rin and little Gilgamesh while everyone else was in the town doing some late night shopping or other errands. With that, everyone went to sleep blissfully unaware of the trouble that had come.

*BLAM*

Naruto woke up to see that a good portion of the house had been hit by some energy based attack. Part of the roof collapsed signalling him to pick up Semiramis and the infant and run out of the room.

"Naruto what's going on!?" Semiramis asked noticing the destruction.

"We're under attack! We need to wake up Shirou, Rin and the servants! I think Arthur..."

"ACHOO!" the spoused slowly turned their head to baby Shirou who was sneezing rapidly. "Achoo, achoo, achoo, A-CHOO!"

"Oh crap!" Naruto said when the baby suddenly transformed.

Outside, a little while earlier

While unaware of any attack, Shinji was sulking as he made his way home. His reason, the mode of transportation, cycling. It's not that he didn't enjoy the concept of exercise or saving the environment rather than buying a scooter. It was how he was riding, he was sharing his ride with his servant and it wasn't through a stupid tandem. What he was doing, was sitting on the basket while his servant pedalled all the way. Not his preferred mode of transportation, but it was better than Rider "accidentally" running his face over with it

Lancer was having an alright day. As of lately he has been keeping an eye on Rin Tohsaka and her friend Shirou Emiya along with their servants. In the passed couple of days, he noticed some strangers nearby along with a potential rogue servant like Gilgamesh. Meh, he's a lancer not an investigator or gossip queen so he didn't really care. With all the mystery and powers of the grail in past decade, he couldn't do much. So for now he was allowed to roam around the city and anything that doesn't involve him exposing his master. So with that, he was on his way home while eating some tasty baked goods.

"Rider how far until we make it home?" Shinji asked with a groan.

"About 20 more minutes master." Rider answered before suddenly stopping.

"Augh. Why did you stop?" Shinji groaned as he didn't like having his butt stuck inside of a basket any longer.

Rider pointed to a blue haired man man carrying a paper bag in one hand. In his other was a bun that was halfway into his mouth. The two servants looked at each other like two deer caught in a car's headlights. Shinji was obviously confused and that's when Rider got off of the bike causing it to fall and drop Shinji. Just as he was about to berate his servant about why she is useless and lacks discipline, both servants revealed their battle outfits and proceeded to fight.

Shinji immediately panicked and ran behind a pole hoping that Rider would be useful and land a kill. Then suddenly a giant red beam of energy hit the building near him making its roof collapse along with destroying whatever path went through the roof. Shinji kept his head down for a few moments as Rider continued fighting Lancer only to stop when they heard a large sound.

All three turned towards the building that was hit by the beam, only a large creature started to make its way out of the destroyed building. Among the dust and smoke from the destruction, Shinji went wide eyed as the beast revealed itself among the destruction. What stood above the destroyed building was a white dragon with green tinted hair around areas of its body such as its chest.

The dragon looked around until it noticed Shinji and the servants. The beast tilted its head and... smiled? Normally you would expect such a monster to growl or even roar, instead it made some strange gurgling sounds before some of the dust reached its nose making it sneeze. Shinji went wide eyed and started to scream as fire came out of the dragon's nose almost hitting him had it not been Rider's intervention.

"Watch out Master!" Rider yelled tackling Shinji out of the way as the fire hit where they stood.

"Thank you Rider. You really are useful after all." Shinji said selfishly making a tick mark appear on Rider's head. "Good thing we avoided it. That fire could have killed someone. In fact, it killed that stranger in blue full body tights near us!" he said gobsmacked.

Lancer, despite his amazing agility, was not very lucky. Because of this, he was not able to avoid the flames that hit him leaving him in a death like state. Making his appearance similar to cooked roadkill.

Lancer Luck: Rank E

However because of their shock they didn't notice the dragon spitting out a wave of liquid covering them.

"Eww! What is this? Mucus?" Shinji asked.

Rider soon felt her whole body tense up, "Master, this is not mucus." she said.

"Then what is it?" Shinji asked only to feel his body freeze up.

Before either one could figure out what was going on, the liquid substance below them started to freeze keeping them in place. As both started to panic, their bodies started to be encased in some form of ice. That's when they looked out of the corner of their eyes to see the dragon making its way towards them. Looking further, he saw saw the name of the owner of the residence.

Emiya

"Damn you Shirou Emiya!" Shinji cried out before he and Rider were smacked away sending them flying. "Why am I so unlucky!?" Shinji asked crying anime tears as he and Rider were preparing for a very painful landing.

Rider Luck: Rank E

The dragon soon turned its attention to the sounds of heavy fighting and destruction. As it looked, it noticed bright flashes of metal clashing along with a few small explosions and lightning strikes. The dragon smiled and crawled its way over towards where the fighting off with childlike curiosity. That's when Naruto appeared flying out of the destroyed building with Semiramis in his arms.

"Shirou get your butt back here!" Naruto yelled looking at the retreating dragon.

"Bye bye!" it managed to say.

"I think I spoiled that boy way too much." Naruto said.

"Husband, Zeref was not that different. Except he was in his teens." Semiramis said with an annoyed look.

"MY HOUSE!" both turned to see Shirou outside on his knees with Rin placing a hand on his shoulder and little Gilgamesh patting his back.

Naruto landed beside Shirou, "You know there's only one person to blame for this." he said.

Shirou turned to ancestor with an annoyed look, "You think?" he asked.

"Yes, Rin this all your fault." Naruto said bluntly.

(Bleach OST - Ditty for Daddy)

Rin looked offended, "How is this my fault!?" she yelled.

"Because you got my poor descendant involved." Naruto said closing his eyes and crossing his arms.

"Because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time." Rin replied.

"And if you weren't off joining wars instead of attending school, in which you are failing my classes..." Rin gave him a mean look. "...then Shirou wouldn't have participated in this war. He would have never freed me, although I'm grateful. I wouldn't have freed my beautiful wife." he said the last part while kissing Semiramis.

"Which I am very grateful as well." Semiramis said giving Shirou a comforting shoulder grab.

"Then I would have also not dealt with baby Shirou leaving big Shirou with a normal life. Then probably, would have picked to be with Sakura over you." Naruto finished making Rin turn red from rage and embarrassment.

"I will tell you this Foreigner. I did not waste ten years of my life preparing for a war where I lost so many members of my family! Just so I could get blamed by a foreign entity for his insane relatives!" Rin yelled with a lot of emotion in her voice.

(End of Song)

Everyone went silent hearing that last part and just stared at Rin. Mentioning the loss of your family because of a war was not something worth ignoring.

"Tohsaka, did you really lose your family?" Shirou asked.

Rin looked sad, but refused to meet his gaze, "I did, my father was killed by another master and the same master almost killed my mother. My mother was left with brain damage and wasn't aware that my father was dead and my sister was taken away." she explained.

"So why the grail war? If it took that much away from you, why sacrifice yourself for an unjust war?" Naruto asked.

"It's been tradition since my ancestor's days when the 19th century started. I feel it's my job to succeed where my father failed." Rin answered.

"Tohsaka you know you don't have to..." Shirou was cut off by the sound of explosions nearby.

"Shirou you can comfort Rin and argue about ideals later. Little Gil, stay here with your mother while I go fetch your brother." Naruto said as he sprouted his wings and took off again.

"Did he just adopt me?" little Gil asked.

"I think he just did." Shirou answered.

Little Gil took a moment to process what he just heard before laughing, "Good, my new mother is royalty and my father is the son of a deity. Maybe now I can get the respect I deserve. Although I could do without my sibling being a dragon." he said earning a few glares. "You what I am saying is true." he added waving off the glares.

"Young man, whether or not I consider you my child, you will learn to respect others. Naruto was the one who had to knock that sense into me after all." Semiramis explained.

"How did he that aunt?" Shirou asked.

Semiramis smiled, "I think that is a story for another time." she said before looking at the direction of the destruction.

With baby Shirou

"Uu uu?" the baby muttered approaching the servants.

"Holy shit what the hell is that!?" Mordred asked pointing at the dragon.

"Au!" he muttered looking at all the flashing lights.

"Er?" Berserker asked.

"I don't... why... I... what is this?" Archer asked trying to process what he was looking at.

"Is that uncle?" Arthur asked.

"Maybe, the infant version of Shirou turned into a white dragon. He was also able to reveal his wings and a tail." Artoria said remembering when the baby revealed his tail.

"Ok, um lets see." Arthur said ignoring Mordred who went back to fighting Artoria. "Uncle! Can please power down?" he asked.

The dragon tilted its head in confusion. Baby Shirou started wagging his tail like a dog before grabbing him with it and holding him upside down.

"Ba-ba-ba brotha!" he called out before trying to reach for the knight.

"Uncle are you feeling ok?" Arthur asked trying to avoid the hand.

"Au!" baby Shirour replied.

"Should we do something?" Archer asked Artoria as he avoided Berserker's mace swings.

Before anyone could plan things out, Naruto arrived and saw Arthur hanging upside down, "No! Bad baby! Put your big brother down!" he yelled.

"Papa!" baby Shirou called out tossing Arthur aside.

"Good, now..." Naruto soon found himself being grabbed baby Shirou who started tossing him in the air before catching him. "Shirou I do not have time to play!" he said.

His calls went unheard and baby Shirou continued to toss him around like he was a ball. The servants stopped their fight and just stared at Naruto whose pleas went unheard by the massive dragon.

"SHIROU IF YOU DON'T PUT YOUR FATHER DOWN YOU ARE GROUNDED!" Artoria yelled making baby Shirou stop and drop Naruto.

Naruto landed on his back and looked up to see water flowing in the dragon's eyes. Then suddenly baby Shirou's jaw made a strange shape before he howled. The rogue Foreigner realized that his transformed adoptive son was crying. Baby Shirou clearly didn't like being yelled at and started to demolish the area around him.

"You just had to yell at him." Arthur said glaring at his female counterpart.

"You're surprised? She wasn't the greatest parent to me either." Mordred said crossing her arms.

"I'm sorry I couldn't accept you as my child, but with your origin..."

"With my origin, you were a bad parent." Mordred said interrupting her birth father.

"Ok not even I was that cold to my Mordred. I at least gave him some chances to prove himself." Arthur said leaving out the parts where his son tried to kill him.

Back with Naruto, the boy started to wrap his chains around baby Shirou who was still wailing.

"Shirou calm down, the mean saber didn't mean it!" Naruto tried calling out.

Baby Shirou ignored Naruto and continued to freeze and burn everything in sight. Naruto glared at Artoria who looked scared the moment their eyes met. Naruto promised he would deal with her later. So for now, he had to calm Shirou down and make him sneeze again in order to revert him back to his original form.

Looking at the crying dragon child, Naruto decided to try one thing that would calm his children down when they were beyond his control. He flew beside baby Shirou and grabbed onto the side of his head grabbing his attention.

"Pa... pa!" baby Shirou cried.

"Don't worry baby boy. Papa won't hurt you." Naruto said as he started tickling baby Shirou's nose.

A few moments later, baby Shirou sneezed and sent a giant fireball almost hitting everyone. That's when the infant started shrink and take on a human form again and started to fall. Luckily Naruto was swift in his flight capabilities and caught the boy in his arms. Although the child was still sniffling and looked ready to continue crying. Naruto started to comfort his adopted son and began to whisper a little poem he used on his own children.

When the war of the beasts brings about the world's end

The goddess descends from the sky

Wings of light and dark spread afar

She guides us to bliss, her gift everlasting

Everyone looked at Naruto as he continued whispering into baby Shirou's ears.

"He seems like a good parent." Mordred said.

"Are you still on about that?" Artoria asked.

"Might as well be." Mordred said with a shrug before pulling out her sword only to be stopped by Berserker. "What are you doing?" she asked her.

Berserker shook her head and pointed at the father and his child.

Even if the morrow is barren of promises

Nothing shall forestall my return

To become the dew that quenches the land

To spare the sands, the seas, the skies

I offer thee this silent sacrifice

With that, baby Shirou yawned before falling back asleep, "Good night my little dragon." Naruto said kissing his forehead. "Archer if you don't mind. Would you take baby Shirou to Semiramis? I don't want him to hear me shout at these idiots." he whispered.

"Uh, sure." Archer answered taking the infant and jumping back to the Emiya residence.

Naruto waited a couple minutes before turning back to the remaining four servants, "Now which one of you BLEW UP MY ROOM!" he yelled.

Meanwhile with Archer

"Naruto told me to deliver this baby back to you." Archer said handing baby Shirou over to Semiramis.

"Thank you Archer. I suppose he decided to spare you on the count of being one of our guests." Semiramis said adjusting baby Shirou.

"Spare?" Archer asked before turning to the side of black energy.

"Yes, clearly one of them was responsible for this mess. So now he's out for blood." Semiramis said as she looked at her sleeping infant. "That's right, papa will show show everyone why they need to fear the son of chaos." she cooed.

Although still adjusting to her new family, Semiramis quickly fell in love with the idea of a new infant. It was something that helped her adjust to her new life. Even if she is not thrilled with the concept of being reduced to a housewife rather than the ruler of a nation just as she once was. At least her coping skills and hints of sadism were still intact knowing her husband would seek vengeance for their lack of sleep and making the baby wake up.

With the other Rider

"I can't believe the three of you." Aki said as she was sitting on the hippogriff with her Rider servant.

"Don't blame me! Saber forced us and you know she's the strongest one of the three of us!" Rider argued.

"I don't care. You went along with it until now. Hopefully they haven't caused any trouble." Aki said with a sigh.

"Define trouble." Rider said looking embarrassed.

"Don't tell me." Aki said.

"Ok I won't." Rider said remaining silent for a few moments. "Instead I'll show you." he said as he turned his hippogriff avoiding random beams of energy.

"Rider what's going on?" Aki asked.

"Trouble, I think another demon appeared." Rider answered pointing to a black skeleton with a purple hue in the shape of a dragon roaring.

"Where are Saber and Berserker?" Aki asked.

Aki turned her head to see a heavy source, a red beam of energy and two golden lights flaring the sky. Rider was shocked, not by seeing multiple noble phantasms, but the fact nobody has woken up and called the police. Seriously, there is no way the Holy Grail War could be this quiet. With that said he and Aki watched as all four techniques went at their absolute limit and hit the dragon like creature.

"Hang on tight Aki!" Rider yelled as he tried to land despite the intense shaking caused by the attacks hitting their target all at once.

A few minutes later, all four servants fell on their sides panting.

"Wooh! That should be the end of him." Mordred said panting in victory.

That's when suddenly the crater in front of them started shaking. Among it was Naruto who reverted to his human form missing some clothes only to be replaced with robes from when he originally appeared.

"Damn I'm rusty. I should really train in that form some more." he said stretching his arms and making a sickening crack.

"Uncle, not that I'm unhappy or anything, but how are you still alive?" Arthur asked.

Naruto gave him a death stare, "Good to see your happy that Semi isn't a widow. Because she is much worse than I am albeit physically weaker." he said as he cracked his knuckles. "To answer your question, I absorbed the damage mid attack. So because of my recklessness and stupidity, I lost four hearts. Well three, but and one in critical condition. I'm sure my mother will help me with that." he explained using words you would expect from a psychopath.

"Naruto, you're not still angry are you?" Artoria asked trying to crawl backwards.

Naruto laughed like he saw something funny on tv. Then it got louder and longer before his eyes got wide and started hugging his gut making his laugh even more creepy. Naruto soon stopped as both his eyes changed, one turned purple with a curse mark while the other turned orange with a triskele.

"I am furious Saber. Now take your punishment like a woman!" Naruto yelled running up to her and lifting her up by the armor.

"What am I being punished for again?" Artoria asked fearfully.

"For drawing out a fight. All four of you are in so much trouble. Fear what Chaos has spawned." Naruto said as he tossed her into a wall.

A while later, Aki and Rider carefully made their way towards the destruction. As they quietly looked around, they saw Arthur slam into a bunch of bags of trash. Then Mordred getting slammed into him making the two knights grunt in pain. As the looked around the corner, they could see Berserker covered in bruises and cuts while lying against the ground while Artoria passed out on the ground.

"Well that takes care of that. Now... who are those two?" Naruto asked only now noticing the other Saber and Berserker for the first time.

Aki and Rider were too scared to gather his attention let alone try to help their Saber. As the pair glanced at Naruto one more time, they started to quietly retreat back only to turn and run into Naruto.

"Hi can I help you?" Naruto asked appearing out of thin air.

"AHH!" they both screamed.

"From what I can tell, I'm guessing either one or both you are masters? Most likely the one not dressed as a lady." Naruto suggested.

A little while later, Emiya residence

"So let me get this straight. In order to avoid being married off and having your freedom restricted, you participated in a deadly ancient war and your crooked family just so happens to be a long line of mages. They are so powerful, they managed to gain enough control of their extended mana reserves which allowed you to summon those two and Admiral Ackbar's favorite quote." Naruto said the last part pointing at Rider.

"Admiral Ackbar?" Aki asked Rider.

"It's a trap!" Rider answered with a giggle.

"Yes, seeing as this one has unintentionally passed off as a woman." Naruto said confirming his thoughts. It was one of his strange abilities to know when someone was a different gender. With today's society involving gender identity, he would not be able to make friends so well.

"Yes uh, do I call you by your name or class?" Aki asked with a blush.

"Naruto is fine, I don't like being called Foreigner anyways." Naruto answered as he finished making some coffee and passed the mugs.

"Naruto, I was wondering what your intentions are seeing as you learned about my secret. Along with the fact you defeated two of my servants and Rider is actually the weakest member of the groupe." Aki asked.

"Hey I'm not that weak!" Rider answered.

Naruto sighed, "For now, let's just call it a truce. Your servant already damaged my nephew's home." he said turning to the debris littering the hallway. "So I would be very grateful if we put this battle on hold." he finished.

"Very well, I'm not too interested in combat anyways. Although I am willing to loan my servants to fix Emiya-kun's home." Aki replied.

"Wait what!? You can't trade us off like that Aki! What if you get attacked!?" Rider asked.

"I will pick you three up after school tomorrow. Besides, Naruto is strong enough as it is and is beyond the level of most servants. So I doubt anyone would attack during school hours." Aki answered.

"Saber and Berserker won't like this." Rider said with a groan. Naruto stood up and started cracking his knuckles, "So we'll learn to love it!" Rider said cheerfully.

"Good, now I expect all of you on your best behavior tomorrow." Aki said getting a nod.

"I think the other two should patched up by now. It was good seeing you Nijou-san." Naruto said shaking her hand.

"Likewise, come on Rider. The three of you will wake up early to help with reconstruction." Aki said as they left to pick up the injured servants.

"Why me?" Rider asked crying anime tears.

A few minutes later, he heard several footsteps, "Naruto, we're home." he heard Elizabeth say as she and Meliodas walked in before noticing the mess.

"Hey did you guys have a fight or something?" Meliodas asked looking deeper.

"This is going to be a long story." Naruto said.

The next morning

Once again Naruto found himself preparing another day of work at school. First there's his coffee, his aunt's coffee, his wife and child's breakfast. Then Shirou, Arthur and Gowther's breakfast, with the latter being a mystery considering he was a doll. Making sure his father wasn't groping his mother again, because he still does that for some reason. Ban was still asleep like always leaving Elaine, Diane and King whose meals he left in the kitchen.

Then there was his guests who were at his door. Opening it he was greeted by three faces who were out of uniform or costume or whatever. Mordred wore a red jacket with very short shorts, Rider had a short top under a purple jacket and Berserker wore a white blouse with a pink skirt covering her knees.

"Good morning you three. Are you all excited to clean up after your saber friend here?" Naruto asked with false enthusiasm.

Berserker and Rider shot Mordred a glare, "How was I supposed to know it was going to hit this place?" she asked.

"Maybe you shouldn't waste your mana shooting wildly." Rider suggested.

"Ah huh." Berserker agreed.

"Anyways, I will just leave you three in the hands of my father and uncles. Our Saber will join you in a bit seeing as she instigated the fight." Naruto said.

"I did no such thing Foreigner!" Artoria called from the back.

"Yes you did! Also tell Arthur he's going to have to skip clean up. He needs his education more than discipline." Naruto replied.

"Are you kidding me? You are leaving me alone with the enemy?" Artoria asked.

"You won't be alone. You have my family minus Gowther and Merlin." Naruto answered.

"I'm not so reassured." Artoria responded.

"Calm down, you will spending time with your kid. I have to take my grandkids to work with me anyways." Naruto said before turning back to his guests. "I'm sorry, come in." he said gesturing for the three to come in.

Inside they were greeted to sight of Shirou, Gowther, Arthur and Artoria eating breakfast. Mordred shot Artoria a glare who only sighed at her child's behavior. Naruto noticed this and would decide to ask her about it at a later date.

"Saber, since you will be preoccupied. I'll have to rely on Rin and Archer's help. Speaking of which." Naruto turned to see Rin already in her uniform yawning. "Rin-chan there's some breakfast, you need it to keep your energy up." he said earning a nod.

Rin took a warm plate and sat by Shirou after Gowther got up. She was blissfully unaware of the other servant until she noticed two sabers that look exactly alike. Better yet, both of them were female which made her go wide eyed and almost choked on her food.

"Why is there another Saber!?" Rin demanded jumping up.

"They are the servants that picked a fight with Arthur and that Saber blew up part of the house last night." Shirou explained with a tired look.

"And why are they here?" Rin asked.

"Because it turns out that their all bound to one master who happens to be the school nurse. So my uncle and herself agreed that Saber and the three of them would help fix the house." Shirou answered.

"But wasn't Arthur in that fight too?" Rin asked.

"Apparently my education is too important." Arthur answered before wincing in pain from last night's injuries.

Rin sighed at Naruto's strange personality, "At least I won't have to worry about listening to him for two weeks." she said.

"Good because I'm training Shirou, Arthur and maybe little Gil to learn about their abilities." Naruto said as he started preparing to leave.

Rin rolled her eyes while Shirou and Arthur groaned at the idea of spending more time with their relative than they have to. Their thoughts were cut off when Merlin arrived in her teaching attire rather than the lude jacket she usually wears that annoyed Artoria and Rin to know end. Merlin grabbed her coffee and noticed the new company.

"I'm assuming these are the little workers Naruto hired." Merlin asked.

"Yes, meet my son Mordred." Artoria said gesturing to the woman who looked like her twin.

"Oh now you acknowledge me as your son?" Mordred asked.

"But she's clearly a woman. How is she your son?" Merlin asked with a raised brow.

"Like myself, Mordred pretended to be a man." Artoria answered.

Merlin paused for a moment taking that information in, "Arthur is it safe to assume you have a Mordred from your own time?" she asked.

"Yes, but he's an actual man." Arthur answered.

"What?" Mordred asked.

"I don't have time to explain Mordred." Artoria answered already unsure if she wants to be around her son.

"So who's this lady." Mordred asked.

"I am Merlin, the Boar Sin of Gluttony and a mage from Britannia." she answered.

"Right..." Mordred replied in disbelief knowing her Merlin was a man with white hair.

"Believe what you want. There is more than one Merlin in this... continuity?" Merlin asked unsure of what to make of it as she can confirm there are two other Merlins that exist outside of herself.

Naruto came back in the room, "Anyways, I hope you guys have a good day because I need to get to work. Are you coming auntie?" he asked looking at Merlin.

Merlin smiled at her nickname, "Yes, Naruto I will be right there." she said as she finished her coffee.

"We should get going too. Come on guys." Shirou said as he got up and grabbed his bag with the other three following him.

Now that just left Aki's three servants and Artoria who were left in silence. Rider and Berserker felt the air become thick and as the situation became tense. At least until Semiramis came in with Elizabeth and Meliodas.

"Ok I hope everyone is excited to get to work!" Meliodas said.

"Who's the brat?" Mordred asked.

"I'm Meliodas, captain of the Seven Deadly Sins." Meliodas said.

"Oh like the king and father of Tristan." Mordred said nodding.

"That's actually the name of my other son. How did you know?" Meliodas asked.

"I think we're getting off topic Meliodas." Elizabeth said.

"You are correct Lady Liones." Semiramis said.

"Please Semiramis, just call me Elizabeth." Elizabeth said in a sweet tone.

"Or call her ma and me, pa." Meliodas interjected.

"I think first names will satisfy me. Anyways, seeing as one of you is a bit of a loose cannon." Semiramis said looking an annoyed Mordred. "It would be best to keep you restrained from accessing your magic." she finished revealing three metallic arm bands before tossing them in the air.

The bands began to spin before attaching themselves around the shoulders of Berserker, Rider and Mordred.

"Hey get this thing off of me!"

"I'm not really into accessories."

"GRRR!"

"Well Merlin said it was best to keep you on a leash. Especially since your master is too lenient with the three of you." Semiramis said.

Mordred didn't like the sound of that and proceeded to throw a fist at the Assyrian queen only for her arm to twist the wrong way.

"Saber!" Rider called out trying to help up her teammate.

"What the hell was that?" Mordred asked.

"The metal bands also twist your nerves when thinking about violence. The mage's prediction was accurate when she made those." Semiramis answered.

"So I'm pretty much your slave?" Mordred asked.

"No, you are hired help that is working for free. Trust me, my wife knows all about that." Meliodas answered.

Elizabeth really didn't want to think about all those times she screwed up a waitress. Then it became worse when Meliodas was in a comatose state and she had to run things. Her cooking wasn't that much of an upgrade compared to the usual vomit trips Meliodas served to his patrons.

"Let's get started shall we?" Elizabeth asked dodging her husband's last statement.

Meanwhile at the school

Arthur found himself being tended to by a worried Ayaka.

"It's really nothing." Arthur lied still feeling the pain from the beating.

"Nothing, Arthur you have a bruise near your eye, a large cut on your lip and I don't even want to know what happened near the corner of your neck. How can I not be worried when you got assaulted last night?" Ayaka asked checking his wounds.

"I was just unlucky is all. Ow." he said the last part quietly as Ayake applied pressure around his hand.

"Unlucky?" she asked rhetorically.

Naruto smiled at the pair thinking one thing. Young love, too bad he was the one who inflicted those wounds. Then again it was not like Semiramis never managed to land a scratch on him when he was in Assyria. He then turned to Shirou who was still walking with Sakura all the way up the stairs. Perhaps, a few lessons in love should be added to his training curriculum.

Both of his boys really made him proud. Naruto almost feels like screaming at the top of his lungs like that guy with the bowl cut in the green spandex from konoha. Another great thing to cheer about was the fact he had a two week break. Mostly because the current gym teacher was calling in sick and they wanted him to fill in for some reason, but now he doesn't have to worry about his uncontrollably charisma.

Foreigner Charisma: Rank EX (against weaker mages or civilians)

With that he left wondering why he was able to catch all this much attention. Maybe Taiga could give him some advice on what to do.

Lunch hour

Naruto was on the rooftop looking at the view. The school was under heavy damage, the forest looked destroyed and he can only imagine what was next seeing as there have been no demon attacks lately. That worried him, if they aren't coming here then are they going somewhere else? The situation with the grail was spiraling out of control and it was too much for him to think about.

With that, he just kept looking.

*BA-BUMP*

Inspecting the scenery.

*BA-BUMP*

Taking in the tranquility.

*BA-BUMP*

Just waiting...

*BA-BUMP*

...for something to jump out at him.

*Thud*

The rogue servant snapped his head to towards the door leading down the stairs.

*Tap tap tap*

"I thought I would find you here!" said a familiar voice.

"Oh hey Taiga." Naruto responded turning back to the scenery.

"I didn't see you at the lounge so I thought you were hiding from everyone. Seeing as your the coolest teacher, while I'm the fun one." Taiga said with a giggle.

Naruto smiled, "You are one big ball of sunshine Taiga." he said.

"Anyways, why are you so lonesome?" Taiga asked.

"I don't know, I guess I hate being social." Naruto jokes.

"You know Shirou said the same after Kiritsugu passed away. The little guy would hardly interact with anyone for a while." Taiga said reminiscing the little boy's childhood.

"And what's the story of that Matou girl, Sakura? I see she has feelings for Shirou and he's only now figuring it out." Naruto pointed out.

"Sakura's a wonderful girl, she's always helpful, she looks up to Shirou and used to be the one to wake up Shirou from the maintenance shed." Taiga answered.

"You can thank me for that last part. I always make sure he's in a real bed at night." Naruto spoke up.

"I do, anyways lately I think Sakura's been smiling more. You should see that look she has whenever Shirou approached her. Before she used to be a nervous wreck, now it's like a married couple reuniting at an airport." Taiga continued with a brighter smile.

"It's like that time when Semi and I got back together after I was gone for a couple of years. The shocked look on her face when I came back sooner than expected was priceless." Naruto said as he made up his story of summoning Semiramis.

"How did you two get together, if you don't mind me asking? Whenever you are not around, she's always serious and impatient. Like she's royalty or something. She's the opposite of what you are." Taiga elaborated.

Naruto wiped his face as if it were dirty, "Honestly Semi had a hard life so that might have encouraged any rude behavior you might notice. I don't think she would want me to talk about her personal life which led to a lot of anger and ideals about falling in love. She was actually with a couple guys before she met me and they weren't the greatest people in the world from what I heard." he explained.

"What about you two getting together?" Taiga asked.

"I was pretty annoying back then until an accident. Long story short, I helped her when there was this storm that was so bad trees started crushing people's houses and a lot of people lost power for several days. So I managed to save her much to her reluctance since she lived in that big house in our small town." Naruto continued.

"Did she fall in love with her super hero?" Taiga asked trying to tease him.

"No she got pissed because I got injured after I tried to open a window for her since some trees blocked her first floor windows and door." Naruto answered.

"What kind of house was it?" Taiga asked confused about the houses layout.

"It was a one of those weird two story cottages that look pretty small on the outside. So I had to use a ladder to help her out after opening her window. I was pretty scared and the storm didn't help." Naruto answered.

"Why didn't Semiramis just stay in her home until the storm was over?" Taiga asked questioning this weird story.

Naruto kept a calm face and lied, "The house sprung a leak when I decided to check on her. Sure she hated me, but I visited anyways. So instead of yelling at me, which she did anyways, she told me about her situation. Instead of letting her drown, I did my best to break her out. Which ended with me nearly killing myself from a nasty fall, but at least Semi was safe in my arms when we landed." Naruto said making things up as he went on.

"Is that when you two fell in love?" Taiga asked.

"I already liked her at the time, but it was a while after my hospital visit. I pretty much lost consciousness after the fall and woke up in a hospital room. Semi was mad, but I could see her eyes were pink from crying meaning she was worried about me. After that, she moved in with me for a while seeing as she had nowhere to go and her house was flooded. Although we had our arguments and downsides, she said yes when I popped the question three years later." Naruto finished.

"Such a sweet story. I wish I met someone just as nice." Taiga said.

"You know Taiga you could always..." Naruto eyes went wide as he saw something appearing in the sky.

"I could always what?" Taiga asked.

Naruto pulled her in close as he grabbed her shoulders, "You could always sleep your troubles away." he said before knocking her out and gently laying her down.

Naruto saw the figure spin around in the air like a vulture a few times before it slowly made its way down. Naruto put his hand behind his back opening a lock and reaching out for Felo'melorn. Keeping his sword behind him, he was ready for whatever this potential enemy is going to throw at him.

The figure landed a foot away from him and kneeled before reaching for their helmet. The black clad armored figure slowly unsealed their helmet and put it down revealing her long black hair and horns along with her golden slitted eyes. Naruto gasped at her sight and the woman felt nervous thinking her appearance offended him.

"Hello father, it is I your daughter." she said.

"Albedo..." Naruto muttered as he felt his hands shake also revealing his sword.

The girl looked down avoiding his gaze, "I only wish for you to accept me as your daughter, dearest father." she said.

Naruto dropped his sword and quickly walked up to the girl and lifted her up. Naruto got a good look of her face before wrapping her in a hug and keeping a hand around the back of her head.

"Baby girl I missed you." he said refusing to let go of one of his treasures.

"Father?" she asked.

"Thank you god. Thank you, my baby girl is back!" Naruto said as he started to cry.

Albedo's eyes also started to cry happily that she was back in her father's arms. A family was reunited.

TO BE CONTINUED...