Godric's POV.
As Ivy left the room, I slowly looked at my son. "Would you care to explain?"
"She's to smart for her own good. I did not tell her." Eric tells me, plopping down on one of the wooden chair's across from me. I was slightly annoyed and just grunted going back to reading.
Ivy's POV.
I throw open her office door and loudly declare my arrival. "Hello Clar-bear! I missed her soooo much."
"...are you high?"
"No Eric made sure of it."
"What else did Eric make sure of?"
"Do we really want to have this conversation because I can put it in clear detail."
"Nope." she said popping the P.
"It was in the car though, it was rather cramped."
"TMI!" She yells.
I lean out the door and look at Eric and Godric. "I scared her into text talk." Poor Godric just looked confused. "Tmi means to much information." I clarified for him, going back to my original stance.
"Ivy get out, I'm trying to work."
"No, were friends. So were gonna have some girl talk."
"...I really don't wanna know what you do in your spare time Ivy, call Ryan."
"I said girl talk Clara."
"Exactly."
"Clara... talk to me or I'll tell Godric about your thong phase." Through the crack in the door I could see Godric slowly look up and Eric was laughing at him. I was having a hard time not laughing.
"Oh good while your at it why not tell him about the pantiless phase to. I'm gonna go get food. Adrien! Want Zaxby's?"
"I want my spicy sauce!" Is all I hear up front from him.
"Holy shit you had a comeback."
"Listen bitch i ain't in the mood."
"Godric can fix that."
"Not in the mood for that either."
"Your never in the mood." I did air quotes. "So you say. Your boring."
"Oh well." She tells me, gathering her wallet and keys.
"How are you ever supposed to have a healthy relationship with another person if you spent most of your time ignoring your own needs."
"Don't talk to me about my needs bitch." She told me, glaring slighty. She did look partially amused.
"Okay well I'm gonna go tell Godric all about your phases. Even that one time when you were a teenager and you decided to tr-"
"No!" To late Clara. He's curious.
I watched through the crack in the door as Eric used Godric's hand to hold a pen and write on a piece of paper. Using Godric's hands he holds in up and I could see, What did she do in her teenager years? I am going to lose it... What made me laugh was Godric asking Eric if he drank from a person who was high. Oh shit, Godric just asked if Eric was on drugs. I was laughing so hard Clara was staring at me like I was a freak.
