GENERIC DISCALIMER:All characters and trademarks belong to their rightful owner, the only characters that I take claim over are Dan, Ann and a few others that I made up on my own. Again this is only a Parody…Please don't sue! I have no money and I'm on a pension!
(A/N:) So, this is it, the big time. I think that I'm actually shaking. No seriously, this is my first story. Should've started off small. Oh well.
So yeah, the big time. I would like to address this story. It isn't only a fan fic, it's kind of like Frankenstein, half-fic, half-original story. Although the main universe will be in Love Hina, the main character will be focused around my character.
The real reason that I've posted this, is so that you reviewers can hurt my ego enough to stop me writing it. I really have no English talents and I should be onto by 'real' project novel and not this one. So, please, with this in mind- be unbiased in your scathing reviews. I need to have real scrutiny from complete strangers, not my friends, to get any better.
Thank you again.
Prelude
-Congratulations, you are one of the only people who will ever see this message-
- Part 1: The Fiction war
12 /July /1980
0348 hours
America, west coast, Los Angles
On a public hospital stretcher, a woman mortally injured in car
crash finally succumbed to her wounds en-transit to the ER room.
She never had a chance.
But it was not the end for her.
Just like me…
Over 25 years ago, a single woman travelled into an well-known world.
An American, her name was Jamie McDowell. The world she ventured into
was a place called the star ship enterprise. Jamie became the very
first real person to enter into a fictional world. And she was not
the last.
The next person to enter was another woman, Sarah Burke she was a
English woman. Coming into very same ship with Jamie. What did they
have in common?
They were both fan-fiction writers they were both dead 'before
their time'.
An evil force in the Star trek world was sucking the dead souls of a
select few people from the real world into the fictional. The two
women beseeched captain Kirk of enterprise to help them stop the evil
force. In true Star trek style, they beat it within thirty minutes.
Unfortunately, without the evil force's power, they were stuck.
But they were not helpless.
They had found two pen-shaped crystals in the lair of the evil force.
Sarah tested the crystal by accident and discovered that whatever she
'wrote', came true.
Thus they became known as the 'masters' of the Fiction world.
Making themselves practically Gods with this power, they took over
the galaxy. They indulged themselves on the power that they had and
did anything they wanted. Thus, they wrenched the entire Star trek
universe out of continuality. Putting a constant strain on the
fictional universe.
Every year or so, the dead souls of a few fans materialised into the
fiction world. Enraged, the two women simply destroyed their souls
once more, sending them to the 'other side' were most souls went,
not wanting to let them ruin their paradise.
But then, 10 years after the time the 'masters' appeared, another
two came this time, brother and sister. Samuel and Kathryn
Mackintosh. Both died in a car crash.
In the history books they two were called the 'liberators'.
The Masters first tried to destroy them the same way that they did the others. Fortunately, the history of Star trek was so out of continuality, the fictional universe said 'no more!' and upon 1000th use of the Crystal. They both shattered. In a fit of rage, the two Masters dispatched the entire federation armada after the two (they are fans, of course they want to rule the good guys.)
Rather than appearing on the enterprise. The two found themselves helping to save the broken civilization of the Klingons which had been all but annihilated by the federation. The siblings, with their superior knowledge of the Star trek world, knew how to lead and control what was left of the Klingons.
Soon, the rest of the Star trek races had joined along side of them (All but the Borgs who were the only race to obliterated). With the combined military might of the smashed nations, they created the Liberty Force.
Then, with a what ships they had left, they attacked. And they were slaughtered. Well… at least, they SHOULD have been. If the enterprise was still on the federation's side.
It was then that the entire fictional universe broke apart, it could no longer take the strain of the four authors anymore. But instead of being killed along with it, they were taken to a world of white.
'Inter-space'
A world with no boundaries, no death, no change. Just white.
The two groups then saw each other for the first time.
It was then that 'masters' soon discovered that THEY had become the evil force, that they had been so desperate to destroy. Realising that they had become drunk on their own powers, they relinquished their god-hood and became normal people once more.
- Part 2: Birth of the L.O.W.A
A day after being stuck there, an amazing thing happened. The Crystal
pens returned to them. Writing on nothing but white, the 'masters'
re-made the Fictional universe to be as if they were never there. But
nothing happened
The Star Trek universe was gone, although it still existed in the
real world. They had soon realised that no matter what they did, once
a universe went out of continuality and self-destructed it was over.
But… what happened to them?
The four decided that it would be best that the made certain that
this would never happen again.
Drawing upon the infinitive power of the 'Inner-space', they made
that so the souls of any fan that died, came the world of white.
Taking it upon them selves to make sure that this never happens
again, they created the League Of White Authors. (L.O.W.A). Known by
wearing a white robe, their roles in the Multi-verse was to stabilize
it for the good of all Fictional characters. Where there was a plot
hole, they would cement it up until the real world creator
(unbeknownst to him/ her) writes something to justify it and clean it
up... if at all.
The 'Masters' created these things to help establish L.O.W.A HQ using the Crystals.
-An L.O.W.A HQ complex with all the 1980's luxuries.
-An inter-dimensional jump gate.
-A universal constructer (want a car or a hamburger? It's your
choice!)
-And a bean-bag chair.
They also made new boundaries in the universe.
-Authors must have every cell in their body destroyed to pass over.
-Authors are assigned ranks to limit their power.
-Authors cannot use Fictionite to destroy main
characters, kill other Authors or a world (unless it is not a
mainstream world), even indirectly.
-Author cannot use Fictionite to elevate their stasis in the L.O.W.A,
or take over worlds with it.
-Authors must never allow a character to
fall in love with them, for obvious reasons. Only fictions may marry
fictions, only Authors may marry Authors.
Deciding that giving a new person all the powers that the masters
also had was quite foolish, they have given authors certain ranks to
judge the powers they are allowed to have.
There are five ranks.
-Otaku: (initiate)- No powers, mortal, no writing
-Amateur: (1st rank)- 1 power limit,
immortal, no writing
-Writer: (2nd rank)- 2 powers limit,
immortal, 'limited' writing (12 months)
-Author: (3rd rank)- 3 powers limit,
immortal, 'limited' writing (4 months)
-Master: (Final rank)- no power limit, immortal,
'unlimited' writing (1 month)
Note: After using Fictionite, the Author's powers are lost and they may not write again until their cool down time expires. After then, they may use their powers again. Masters do not lose their immortality nor their powers.
The souls that died had two choices, become one of the L.O.W.A or continue to 'other world' (as rough as it sounds, they didn't want a repeat.) Many came to bolster the ranks of the Authors, but rather than over-flowing, they needed more. Soon some of the L.O.W.A were committed for the soul purpose of finding OTHER authors in the real world that would be a good candidate. Unfortunately, as they are 'dead'. They cannot go back, but they can still watch from a distance.
To this day, the L.O.W.A has still a lack of competent help. Not only that, it is still not known why the souls of Fans continue to appear.
Recently a third choice has been created for the options of the dead Fans- live with the characters in the accidentally created world of 'Fictionus', where a copy of all fictional characters ever thought up reside and also the second HQ of the L.O.W.A. This is especially good, as they can still apply to be an Author if they choose to.
...But this isn't about some stupid society, this is about me- Daniel Falcon!
There is a reason why 'Fictionus' exists -- me!
But there is quite a bit of story before that happens, and I think
that I should explain it.
So I'll start at the beginning.
I wasn't the 'liveliest' person at the time, just the average
guy, with no money and no luck. Being dead as a doornail, I was soon
one of the few that got see the ever benevolent (cough) L.O.W.A.
I don't know why, but they had some reason as to why they forced me
into L.O.W.A.
But the council would never tell me, bastards, the lot of 'em.
For some reason, I was a special case. Unlike the others who died, I came in the world with blood pouring out of my forehead. I was still dieing. In order to save me, they slugged an elixir of youth down my throat. Ya' see, the elixir doesn't just save your life, it adds years to your lifespan. For each ml of the potion you swig, you add another year to your life. And you won't die until then, no way, no how. Guess what, they hadn't realised that I didn't have control over limbs. Not only was I drowning on the blue liquid that tasted of metal and oranges, I also managed to drink down 2000 ml of elixir before they pulled it out… whoopee.
The Authors decided to capitalize on this. A new string of Universes had opened up, the Anime 'cluster-verse'. But there was a problem with them, the time in there goes much faster, for every month that pass in the physical world, 100 years pass in the Anime. However, I didn't want to alive at this time. I was dead and I wanted to go the 'other world' badly, very badly, not hang out with these psychos.
Because the Authors can still be killed, and the masters deciding not to take any chances (after all, most are from 80's and 90's), they sent the indestructible one. However, upon the first dispatch, I was lost for 300 years (3 months). I continued my missions across worlds, patching up plot holes, trying not to make too much of an impact. I became a brilliant warrior in that time. I managed to taste both love and loss in those first few hundred years. I went as a child, and came back as a man.
Overjoyed with my success, the board unanimously promoted me from a lowly amateur all the way up to Author stasis. Then a more recent plot hole came up. Another Author had gone nuts and had travelled to feudal Japan to take it over. I have two objectives, make up a new combat technique for the L.O.W.A as the 'Martial Shu' technique was losing effectiveness, and deal with the other Author.
I don't remember what happened, but I was told that I succeeded. In fact, ever since that incident, I have been having memory lapses. It is triggered by strong emotions, one second, I remember all, next I lose it all again. However, once I become a Master, I can regain my memories and finally become whole again.
But let's move to more recent events shall we?
It had been almost an entire year since I was here (in the real world's time).
This happened two years ago; there was a terrible event going on. On an unknown and massively gargantuan planet deep on the fringes of the unknown multi-verse. The huge planet's core was about to erupt, but when it did it would wipe out the entire multi-verse with it. Including the real world.
L.O.W.A ordered me to 'Rub out' the planet by writing a fan-fic about the planet not exploding but simply fading away. But when I saw that there where people on the planet, normal humans like you and I.
(Okay maybe not like you and I but you get the picture.)
Well… let's just say I got carried away.
I began to write a story about the people themselves, working together and with their collective spirits they united the people of the universe then pushed back and ultimately stopped the planet's eruption. However when they did, they created the planet.
'Fictionus'
A world where a copy of every soul in the multi-verse, good or bad, lives. All those souls-turned people now lived there, with their original still living back in the other world.
With the story already written with the standard L.O.W.A made 'Zion
crystal pen'- which made it absolute truth. Not amount of
fan-fictions could stop it. That's when they kicked me out and
banned me from ever writing fan-fics again. They weren't angry at
me for saving the planet, but rather for making another plane for
them to watch over.
X-overs!
Now all fictional characters have two 'selves'. The 'normal' self (known as an 'Avatar' or 'Fiction') and the 'Fictionus' self (a 'Replica' as we call them). Neither of them know that the other exist.
Sometimes it is called the world of Characters; it is a huge metropolis where characters from every comic, T.V show and movie live (but not books strangely), the planet 'Fictionus' is that massive! And the population is increasing by the minute.
Right above them is known as 'haven' by everyone else. In that
place most of the Authors and perhaps some of their favourite copy
characters live high above the clouds and no, I do not mean outer
space.
Below everything is 'Hel', where all wrong doers, bastards,
kitten kickers and really bad guys live.
So, with no powers left, no money, with only my sister who is temporality living with me and my son, Mecha, stuck on the very planet I had a hand in creating (which no-one other than me and the L.O.W.A knew). It became obvious that my adventuring life was over.
Hah!... Yeah right!
After all, this is the…
- Chronicles of
- An Author
-End Chapter zero
NOTE:
+-Fictional dimension classifications-+
Fictional Universe- The place where a
fictional story resides, not matter how big or small.
Stream-verse- A Fictional world with many
universes (usually alterative.)
Cluster-verse- A classification of
Universes, such as anime or sci-fi which are normally close together.
Multi-verse- All of the cluster-verses
grouped together is called the Multi-verse.
NOTE:
+-Types of Fictional characters-+
'Avatar' or 'Fiction'- These are the representations of characters in the Fictional world, they and their worlds are protected at all costs by the L.O.W.A. Unless the continuality is reset, their characters obey still the rules made by the original writer (E.g. If they can be killed, they can still be. If they are immortal, they are immortal (can still be erased by Fictionite.))
'Replica'- These are the copies of the Avatars, every one in the universe. They are cut off from the real Avatars and if one dies, it will not affect the other. Still obey the rules by the original writer, but once they're dead- they're dead. Are considered to be 'inferior' to Avatars, but still have more rights than X'es.
'X'- The third type of Fictional character is the most random, they are the unexpected cause of two different characters meeting on Fictionus. For example, it could be a child or created machine. Since they have no original creator, they are affected by their parent's traits. They have no rights bestowed to them by the L.O.W.A, it is technically legal to 'liquefy' (kill) an X if they are causing trouble. Similar to Replicas, once they're dead they can't come back.
