"Clara! Get the popcorn!" Ryan yelled from the couch. Ivy retaliated by throwing a pillow at his head.
"Get it yourself?" I offered up as a possibility. Simply to comfortable in my spot against Godric's side to move.
"You know for someone who doesn't like affection. You sure are affectionate." He felt the need to inform me.
"Ryan. Go choke on a dick."
"Nah I'm good, but I'm sure Godric would help you with that." and... he ruined it. I got up, sighing and went to go get the asshole his popcorn.
Coming back a few minutes later, I stopped just behind Ryan pouring the popcorn out of the bowl and onto his head, watching as it rolled off him, a good portion of it falling into his lap. He slowly looked back at me with wide eyes. "This is a disgrace to popcorn!"
Eric chimed in. "Ryan. You have problems." I moved from behind Ryan and went to the empty chair across from him, closest to the TV.
"Avoiding Godric?" Ivy asks, getting straight to the point. "You know at some point, ya'll have se-" I glared at her, SOMEHOW successfully silencing her.
"Do not finish that sentence," I warned her.
"Sex," Eric said smirking at me.
"Shhhh you're scaring the virgin." Ryan attempted to whisper. Next thing I know there are flying books crashing into the heads of Eric and Ryan. Looking over at Godric, I see a purely amused expression and I pretend to be mad as I glare at him.
"Since when do we disrespect literature?"
"Now!" Ivy declares as she throws herself on the couch with some kind of warrior cry.
"Alright... Xena's in the house." I remarked as I stared at my best friend questioning her sanity.
"No. I could never be as badass."
"True... I don't think either of us has that capability."
"She's using big words!" Ryan yelled.
"...Ry you are not this stupid, enough already."
"Shh I had them convinced I was mental." He declared proudly.
Eric looked up from the phone, he pulled from his pocket. "He's not mental? I was getting ready to have him dragged to the asylum."
"He would do good there," Ivy tells Eric, before telling him the number to call and what time would be best for time pick up. "Ryan, do you still have your suitcase in the attic? I'm gonna go pack for you." Ryan and I exchanged concerned looks.
"The fact that you have that number memorized is terrifying... who were you planning to commit?"
"No one, I wanted a vacation." At that one, both of us stood and gathered our phones and proceeded to the nearest exit. "Why is everyone fleeing for their lives, did I say something wrong?" Neither of us responded as we bolted out the door and down the stairs to his car.
"Clara... that was terrifying."
"Hold that thought- Godric!" I yelled for him, as I opened the car door, before turning my attention back to Ryan.
"Since when was Ivy not slightly terrifying, I just want food." Ryan burst out laughing, ducking into the car and started the engine.
Ivy's POV
"Hun I need you to pick me up and put me in the car real quick. We need to scare Clar-Bear."
"Pick a different nickname." Is all he said before he picked me up bridal style and sped outside, I probably should have held my breath so I didn't feel the brief feeling of suffocation. Next thing I know is I am in the back seat of Ryan's Honda Accord and Clara was just getting the car. Waiting a moment I smirk and say. "So where are we going? I'm in the mood for some Sonic." Now, I said this with a thick Japanese accent and Clara... screamed and jumped out of the car. You have to give Ryan credit, he barely reacted merely looking in his rearview mirror at me with a what the fuck expression.
"What the hell Ivy!" Clara pretty much shrieked at me, she was clutching her chest and you could see the fast-paced rise and fall that would be her breathing. Heh, success.
"No seriously, I'm starving. Sonic?" I said in a normal voice pretending I hadn't done anything wrong.
