Chapter 13 - Back To The Insanity
...what do you mean things were already insane?
Hospital Room
Naruto opened his eyes and let out a loud sigh along with a small gasp. Looking around despite having a pain in his neck. Naruto realized he was in a hospital room of all places. He groaned as he would rather wake up to his beautiful Assyrian wife. At the very least find comfort and familiarity knowing Albedo was cuddling up to him. She's probably being restrained by his mother right now and using some kind of excuse to cuddle up with her father.
'I spoil that girl too much. Not even Zeref was like that.' Naruto thought as he tried to see how much of his body had regenerated. 'All limbs are still intact and my skin color is slowly returning to it's classic pigment.' he thought as he tried to see if he could see if he could sit up right.
At least there was no need for too many bandages or sedatives. Not that he could detect sedatives within his current state.
"I hope you don't mind the visit." Naruto turned his head to the door as he saw a familiar face.
In front of him stood a young adult, average in height, with orange hair and amethyst colored eyes. This man was deemed the King of Chaos way back during Naruto's first incarnation and the blond never thought he would see this man ever again.
"Ar...thur..." Naruto said in between gasps as it appeared that his body had issues determining what needed to be healed first.
The man smiled, "Hello Naruto, I see the years have not been kind to you." he said.
"What... are you... doing here?" Naruto asked as the young man took a seat.
"Zelretch brought me back just for one slight favor. Now that the current threat is over. Your village will be fine, at least until an ego maniacal maniac returns with the hope of becoming something equivalent to god." Arthur answered as Naruto groaned in frustration. "Don't worry though, time should move faster once you're in Shirou-san's home. Not too fast though, but the elder wanted you to have this as a way to move back and forth between Fuyuki and Konoha." he said as he revealed an old pocket watch.
Naruto took it and examined it with his grid ability, "Works... fine..." he said.
Arthur nodded, "Also before I go, I should warn you. Your services will be needed for something else. Chaos, Truth, even Zelretch will need your assistance along with someone known as the Caretaker of Spacetime. You might even see a few familiar faces." he said.
Naruto frowned, "Arthur... you know... very well... that is a... taboo..." he said with a frustrated looking face. "Especially now... two of your... very own.. counterparts exist... in a world... where you... do not..." he said as he started developing breathing issues.
Arthur approached Naruto and fed him a small black flame, "Here, a sample of your progenitor should help increase the speed of your regeneration." he said as Naruto started to calm down and clear his throat. "As for the other two, other Arthur is merely a confused teen questioning his existence and Artoria is heartbroken and shattered and doesn't realize what she really wants. I believe Shirou-san is best to help them both in the end especially with your guidance." he added.
Naruto nodded, "Understood, I'll see to it that they develop well." he said as he felt less joint pain around his body.
"Good, perhaps we'll meet again in another lifetime. Also don't let anyone say your real name." Arthur said before disappearing into bright particles of light.
Naruto sighed as he laid back down, "Too old for this." He muttered before seeing the door being opened again.
Suddenly the door was kicked open to find a scary looking Albedo. From the looks of it, she's prepared to stain herself in someone else's blood.
"Who broke into papa's room!?" Albedo demanded.
"Sweetheart, keep it down. Papa is resting." Naruto said as he made his daughter aware that he was awake.
Albedo blushed in embarrassment before realizing that her father was awake, "Papa! You're awake!" She said as she sat on the chair beside his bed.
"How long have I been asleep Albedo?" Naruto asked as he turned to face his daughter.
"It feels like a month, but in actuality it was about three days." Albedo answered.
Naruto sighed, "At least it wasn't a long coma." he said as be slowly felt his internal organs beginning to rejuvenate.
"Mama was worried about you and so is grandma." Albedo said as she leaned closer to her father.
Naruto slowly raised his hand and stroked Albedo's cheek, "Don't worry, papa isn't going away any time soon." he said in a comforting tone.
Albedo smiled as she moved closer and lied her head on her father's chest, "Papa, I'm glad we found you after so long." she said as she wiped her eyes.
Naruto smiled as he began to stroke her hair, "I missed you too baby girl. You know, being in a hospital room with you reminds me of the day your mother had you." he said. "Semi was mad, screaming and she tossed me into a wall. But it was all worth it." Albedo smiled as she continued to listen. "When Semi was done screaming, a brand new baby girl entered the world. Blue cerulean eyes that would see the world like I would and a beautiful face for the world to marvel like they did your mother." he finished saying.
Albedo stood back up and gave a bright smile to her father, "I love you father. I could never ask for better parents." she said.
Then Zeref popped his head through the window, "Hey are you two being emotional? If not, is this a perfect time to interrupt your conversation?" he asked.
(Bleach OST - Comical World)
Albedo shrieked as her demon powers started to activate, "Stupid little brother! I was having an emotional moment with papa!" she yelled.
Zeref laughed as he scratched the back of his head, "I see, so why wasn't I apart of this conversation? Am I not family as well?" he asked.
"You're the baka who is barely around is who you are!" Albedo yelled as she got close to his face. "Also why are you using the window!? We're on the third floor!" she added.
"Our grandfather's teacher does the same. So I learned from him." Zeref answered as Albedo lost her mind.
"You learned from the pervert! Just yesterday he was spying on my hot spring fun with our mother and grandmother!" Albedo yelled.
Naruto sighed, "You two keep it down. Albedo stop yelling at your brother and Zeref, try not to annoy your sister." he said as both turned to their father and nodded.
(End of Song)
"Anyways, how is your recovery father?" Zeref asked.
"Better, a good friend passed by and reminded me of my progenitor and my constant existence." Naruto said cryptically.
"Wait I did sense someone. Who was it?" Albedo asked curiously.
"I'll explain at a later date." Naruto replied as he lied back down. "Anyways, you two better wrap up your time in Konoha. We'll be leaving the day after my full power returns." he said as both nodded.
Then suddenly Albedo's face contorted to sadness before a flood of tears came out of her eyes, "I don't want to! I love grandma Kushina! Waaah!" she cried.
Naruto sighed, he didn't expect his daughter to be attached to his mother. Now realizing it, this might break Elizabeth's heart when she hears who Albedo's favorite relative it.
Meanwhile in Fuyuki
"Hey Elizabeth are you alright?" Meliodas asked.
"Yes! Quite frankly I'm excited to see Albedo! I'm hoping to create an amazing meal for her!" Elizabeth said as she started to make a mess of the kitchen.
Little did the son of the former Demon King know. His wife was suddenly fixated on grabbing Albedo's attention and proving her love for her granddaughter.
In the Elemental Nations, Konoha
"Well then, hopefully I get out of here soon. The food here sucks and I might as well be suffering." Naruto said as he lied back down. "I wonder whatever happened to my lawyer." he said as his children sweat dropped.
"Why are you thinking about legal consultation father?" Zeref asked.
"No reason, other than the fact that he was a good person to chat with." Naruto answered as he tilted to his side.
"You want me to stay with you papa?" Albedo asked while hoping the answer is yes.
Zeref chuckled, "Oh Albedo, I wonder why you're so affectionate towards our father and mother. While I was initially wrong, I expected you to lack independent skills." he said as his elder sister gave him a death glare.
"Enough you two." both of them turned to see their mother at the door.
"Oh thank god, Semi! Sweet heart, our kids are fighting again." Naruto said with anime tears.
Semiramis rolled her eyes, "Naruto you are a grown man and the avatar of deity of creation." she said before going up to her husband and giving him a love tap.
"Hey I'm hurt, isn't a spouse supposed to be kind and gentle to their partner?" Naruto asked.
"You can be such a cry baby." Semiramis said before giving him a gentle kiss on the cheek. "I still love you, but you worry me sometimes." she said.
"Well what am I supposed to do Semi? You know I'm reckless." Naruto said as a poor excuse.
Semi slapped his head again, "Don't act like it's a problem you can't fix." she said sternly before feeling another presence in the room.
Having felt it as well, Albedo went towards the door and raised an axe over her head, "Who are you and what do you want!?" she demanded only to find a scared ANBU with a letter in hand.
"C-Council r-requests N-N-Naruto-s-san..."
"Speak up!" Albedo yelled as she slammed her axe right next to the ANBU's body.
"Council request for Naruto-san! They made me do it! I'm sorry!" the ANBU yelled as he was mortally terrified of Naruto's progeny.
Albedo picked up the letter the ANBU dropped and read it, "Papa, summons for you and mama." she said as she waved it around while ignoring the scared nurses that were observing the situation.
Naruto narrowed his eyes as he took the letter, "Semi, we're leaving right now. I need to remind people that while I am not at the level of a god, I am a certain deity's avatar." he said as he got up. "Zeref, loan me some energy" he said as the dark haired young man raised an eyebrow.
Council chambers
Minato walked into the chambers, it was suspicious considering he didn't order the meeting. Maybe one of the clan heads wanted to talk about the invasion. Hopefully just some security issues to work on or how to deal with Suna now that it's been forced to retreat. While a certain few would demand war or heavy compensation, there were other kage that were attacked by Orochimaru. So it would be a one sided war since Kiri is still rebuilding.
'While I trust A and Onoki's judgement. Some radicals might try to convince them to hit us next if we work together to decimate Suna.' Minato thought gravely.
By the time Minato made his way in. He saw Naruto was wide awake and using a cane to stand while Semiramis was sitting for him. Minato felt unsettled by the idea of his recovering son having to participate in the meeting. Especially by the fact that Naruto had a blank face while Semiramis looked annoyed. The only time Minato has seen his daughter-in-law being annoyed is whenever Nori and Menma say something to offend her or if Kushina calls her Semi.
"Now that I am here. What business do we need to discuss?" Minato asked having not been told the details of the meeting prior to arrival.
Things went smoothly, a few started off with civilian concerns about the invasion. Mostly about Gaara's transformation into the Ichibi. Which Naruto replied by stating that he forced back the beast's attacks by reflecting it which caused his injuries. He didn't want to get into details as to explaining his noble phantasm and purposely ignored others asking about the Hanging Gardens of Semiramis. Naruto stated that he would send a file to the ANBU commander and the clan heads behind their noble phantasms.
"Ok so now that Suna has lost their jinchuuriki and most of their forces. So there's not really much left for them to plan another attack." Shikaku stated.
"They didn't have much in general because their daimyo is a cheap son of a bitch. Not like hitting them back will be give us anything." Tsume added.
Inoichi chuckled, "But with the right incentive. We could sick 'em with Naruto-san's wife." he said referring to see her Hanging Gardens obliterating the enemy. In response, Semiramis' eye twitched at the idea, "And I thought Hokage-sama and Shikaku had a scary wife." he said as her stare unnerved him.
"Ok so enough of that, we'll plan on setting up a treaty to patch up our relationship with Suna. We're lucky we didn't get into any conflict with Kumo and Iwa after this whole fiasco." Minato stated before Danzo reared his ugly disfigured head again.
"Be that as it may, there is a matter worth discussing that would greatly benefit Konoha." Danzo stated as if he expected everyone to agree with him for once.
Minato kept his guard up, "And what exactly is this benefit Danzo?" he asked knowing he wouldn't like it.
"As we know, the ichibi jinchuuriki was defeated by your son Hokage-sama. By his strange transformation that outclassed the bijuu." Danzo began to say.
"I'm not participating in your training or lending my power. You should know that well cripple." Naruto said.
Danzo may be the one to preach that shinobi should abandon emotions and yet he was the one with the attitude of a man child when he didn't get what he wanted. Though like many other times, the old crippled maintained his composure.
"Be that as it may. You still have something or rather someone." Danzo began to say.
Semiramis placed a hand on her husband's shoulder as he growled, "Be patient sweetheart." she whispered.
"The child, the one with the form of a dragon." Danzo stated.
'I know Kushina paraded him around, but I doubt the other women would have gossipped about Shirou.' Minato thought suspiciously.
"What do you want with Shirou?" Naruto demanded as his aura started to blacken.
"It is rather simple. Seeing as you have your own abilities. I do not see any reason why you should burden yourself with an infant? When in fact you should surrender it to the village." Danzo stated.
"Danzo that is too far. You have no right to demand my adopted grandson of all things." Minato said as his anger was starting to rise.
"Actually I can Hokage-sama as I have already spoke with the civilians about this as the infant is not in an official clan and is too young to be a shinobi. Therefore there isn't much discussion that is required." Danzo said as the elders beside him smirked.
Naruto slammed his hand down, "So you believe yourself above my father, the hokage, and the clan heads Shimura?" he asked.
"If the sandal fits as they say." Danzo replied.
That was enough for Naruto. The next thing anyone knew, Naruto slammed his foot down and opened several wormholes below Minato and the clan heads that sent them to the first floor. After that, the windows and doors were sealed up and prevented everyone from leaving.
(Fairy Tail OST - Demon Deliora)
"It's treason then." Naruto said in a dark voice as his demon wings had appeared and had been surrounded by purple fire.
"ROOT!" Danzo commanded as the blank masked ANBU appeared.
Before any of them could attack. Semiramis raised her hand and summoned several poison tipped chains that pierced through the various ROOT agents in quick succession without so much as waiting for the poisons to kill them. This is the hatred of a scorned mother and she would not give mercy. Naruto was in no mood either as quickly channeled up dark magic in his arm and proceeded to slash through the civilian council minus Kizashi and the fitness guy, who were tardy and unable to make it.
However, while the attack was devastating, it was not not lethal enough to kill them as he wanted them to share the pain. Semiramis needed a few test subjects to use for her poisons after all. As soon as they were finished with Danzo who ripped off his bandages and revealed a Sharingan in his eye along with a disgusting arm with more implanted Sharingan. No doubt from the corpses of the Uchiha clan members who didn't survive the massacre.
"Behold my power demon! You and your whore will submit!" Danzo ordered as his changed into the shape of a shuriken.
"That is Shisui Uchiha's eye. You are so weak that your envy forces you to become as petty a grave robber." Naruto remarked as he moved closer to the elders.
"You will obey! Submit!" Danzo demanded only for Naruto to extend his arm into a talon and made the sharp fingers pierce his eye as Semiramis stabbed his gut with a chain.
"Suffer for defying the Queen of Assyria!" Semiramis exclaimed as Danzo's shoulder turned into a bubble and exploded before his intestines did the same. Before long, Danzo resurrected and looked unharmed, "This filth is defying the laws of man." she said.
"You cannot kill a god you stupid... AHHHHH!" Danzo yelled as the poison's effects appeared again and began to turn his skin purple.
Danzo collapsed on his hands and knees as he coughed up pints of blood as cuts appeared around his body and leaked a huge amount of puss. Danzo only watched in horror as his good eye started to turn redder and redder before blowing up along with his throat as it also popped. Naruto and Semiramis sighed as they watched Danzo resurrect again only for the poison to reactivate in his body as if he were a new victim.
"He asked for immortality. Yet he forgets that he is not immune to pain." Naruto said as Semiramis prepared her tools for the other two elders who were trying to break down the restraints on the doors.
As Danzo continued to go through his endless cycle of life and death. The elder prayed that the other ROOT shinobi were aware of the fact that Naruto was going to kill them. Sadly those mindless bags of meat were going to be disposed of.
ROOT underground base
Every ROOT ANBU got into position as they heard various explosions throughout their base. Everyone was already on high alert as Danzo would more than likely face hostile opposition with his plan. However that didn't mean they planned on someone violently attacking.
"Refrain from blocking the doors. Do not let anyone in." one of the monotone shinobi said only for a wall to explode.
Thus revealing Albedo in her full armor and wielding her axe, "All of you please hold still. You've given my papa a headache and it needs to be healed with your blood." she said before realizing it sounded wrong. "I meant in terms of me spilling your blood. I'm going to kill you. Your deaths will alleviate his headache is what I meant." she said awkwardly as the shinobi in front of her ignored her slip up.
They also couldn't focus on it seeing as another explosion came from the other side. Zeref revealed himself as he held out a large book in his hand and a smile that would intimidate just about everyone.
"I see you haven't started yet Albedo. I would hate to see how our own father reacts when he sees that you aren't as bloodthirsty as he is." Zeref teased as Albedo blushed behind her armor. "Also I've been meaning to ask. What is that ridiculous suit of armor and axe?" he asked.
"Well if you must know Zeref baka, this is 3F!" Albedo said as she pointed to her axe. "And this suit, that makes me attractive by the way, is Hermes Trismegistus!" she said.
"Oh good, you tried to create your own sacred relics." Zeref said sarcastically before several shadowy figures with red eyes appeared behind him. "Although I am guilty of doing something similar. I wonder if our poor sister Nigredo would feel joy or hate." he said as the shadows started to come out from hiding.
"Who's Nigredo!? I would know if we our mother birthed another child and father would rather die than betray her!" Albedo roared as she bisected three ROOT ANBU only for two more to try to stab her. Albedo fought back by using her enhanced strength to punch of the head off of one of them, "Can you not see I am having a conversation here!?" she yelled before slamming her heel into the abdomen of the other.
Zeref also slowly walked into the fray as his companions had already started to take the form of monsters and decimated the ANBU. Many of them being controlled by a single woman with golden horns on her head next to a masked woman who was just torturing whoever she assumed had the most authority. A few of the followers looked human but that was enough to trick the enemy as they assumed they were facing a weaker force. The transformations were what surprised them and ended in their deaths.
Zeref restrained himself from completely annihilating the ROOT base after finding what appeared to be human pens. Most of them being children or young women that were naked and attached to tubes to deliver nutrients inside of them. However unlike his sadistic elder sister, Zeref knew how to remain composed despite the sight of seeing women being forcefully bred while children were likely being experimented on as well.
"Bring me the scientists alive and if they refuse to speak. Kyoka will give them a motivation to use their tongue." Zeref ordered as his companions bowed before him.
"Yes Zeref-sama!" they all said before smashing around the laboratories and seeking out the scientists or something to pinpoint their locations.
Back in the council room
With his last... very last breath. Danzo gurgled loudly as his throat was filled with his own blood that he attempted to vomit out. Not like anyone could identify his body as Semiramis continued to pierce it prior to his previous few deaths that caused his flesh to melt as if it were covered in sulfuric acid. Which only horrified Homura and Koharu who were sweating heavily and their hearts beating fast to the point you would assume they would fail and explode.
"You monster!" Koharu yelled as if her opinion mattered.
Naruto wiped away the puss and blood from his boot, "You speak as if you have not sided with a man who committed atrocities." he said.
"You and your demonic whore created this mess! You are ruining Konoha!" Koharu argued as Homura nodded.
Naruto's gave a wide grin that revealed his sharpened teeth, his gums and his pupils became entirely white as his cornea was as black as the hair on Semiramis's scalp. The man had shown them the face of a demon as his fingers turned into the shape of blades.
"No, I am just ruining your plans. I believe it is time for you to leave this era." Naruto said as he was followed by his wife's chains as he pierced through the two elders as their screams were heard throughout the tower.
(End of Song)
Meanwhile with Kushina
As the village was being cleansed of it's darkness and evil. Kushina was stuck trying to catch baby Shirou as he sneezed once again and became a mini dragon again.
"Shirou-chan come back here!" Kushina demanded.
"Baba!" baby Shirou said as he landed on the top of a ceiling fan.
"Can you two try to be helpful?" Kushina asked as she looked at Robin and Achilles who were climbing up the walls and trying to grab the dragon hybrid.
"Almost got it." Robin said only for Shirou to burp and accidentally cause a laser to come out with it.
Thus Achilles witnessed as the Hero of Sherwood fell down, "It's a good thing I have my shield." he said as Baby Shirou burped at him too.
"Boom boom!" baby Shirou said as he flew back down to the ground while avoiding Kushina's grasp.
"Shirou-chan get back here!" Kushina yelled as she kept chasing the flying infant around
"Bye bye baba!" Baby Shirou said as he tried flying out the window only for wooden vines to block the way.
From there Kakashi ran in with Tenzo and Asuma behind him, "We're here Kushina! What's going on!?" he asked frantically only to see the servants and Kushina chasing baby Shirou around.
"Shirou-chan won't come down!" Kushina said as Kakashi was already notified about the baby's ability to transform.
For about a half hour, all that happened in the entire household was a series of goofy moments. From Kakashi almost being set on fire to Asuma and Tenzo falling off the stairs trying to jump and catch the dragon boy. Achilles kept blocking Baby Shirou's blasts as the baby kept burping. At some point Robin tried to shoot Baby Shirou with his crossbow only for Kushina to rip it out of his hands and punch his gut for considering something so violent.
The older Shirou eventually came in and tried to remain calm despite the mass chaos surrounding his temporary home. After trying to ignore seeing several grown adults chase his infant counterpart, Baby Shirou landed in his arms and yawned before trying to take a nap.
Then Kakashi fell on coffee table and broke it. Followed by Asuma and Tenzo falling on top of him as well.
"Are you guys ok?" Shirou asked as the men groaned.
"Shirou-kun caught the baby!" Kushina said as she picked up the dragon and made him smell some pepper.
"ACHOO!" Baby Shirou then reverted to his hybrid form.
"I thought catching Tora missions were bad." Asuma said as Kakashi pushed him and Tenzo off of his body.
"Remind me not to take a genin squad." Tenzo said.
"Remind me not to have kids." Asuma said as he checked to see if he broke any ribs.
"Good job everyone! You can go home now!" Kushina said cheerfully before Robin also fell but was stopped by some wires that were wrapped around his leg.
"Can I have my crossbow back now?" Robin asked only for Kushina to ignore him.
Shirou just sighed as he made his way to the guest room while avoiding Achilles who rolled down the stairs, "I'm not even going to ask." he told the hero of the Trojan War.
A week later
After dealing with the fallout of the massacre of the elders and most of the civilian council. Naruto managed to protect Baby Shirou as well as being able to defend himself due to the fact that Danzo was a literal monster. Also a lot of boring details of the civilians somehow extorting and embezzling funds. How did that even happen? It didn't matter anyways since things were cleared up quickly.
However that didn't end without Naruto diving into the matter of Baby Shirou's sudden ability to fire lasers out of his mouth. That only encouraged Naruto to figure out a way to restrain the infant's dragonic powers. It's not like the baby could learn to control his powers with his underdeveloped brain.
However that would have to perfected at home in Fuyuki. Now was a perfect time to go back.
"I'm going to miss you Naru-chan!" Kushina said as she held onto Naruto.
"I'll miss you too mom, but don't worry. If a month only passed while I was gone, then maybe I'll be back within a day or two." Naruto said trying to cheer up his sad mother.
"No! I'm gonna miss my baby regardless!" Kushina said as she wailed on him her tears. Then when she was done, she started sobbing with Albedo, "I'm gonna miss you too Albedo-chan!" she said.
"Me too granny!" Albedo said as she also cried anime tears.
Minato chuckled nervously, "Calm down you two. It isn't forever." he said before turning to the boys. "Well I wish all of you good luck and try stay alive. I know Naruto is like his mother and can be intense sometimes, but I'm sure you will be fine. So don't think you can't reach your own goals and desires because life gets too hard." he said as Shirou, Gil and Arthur nodded.
After saying their goodbyes, Naruto held onto Semiramis and Baby Shirou before hitting the button on the watch and opening a wormhole, "Bye mom! Bye dad! I'll see you all before Christmas!" he said before everyone jumped in leaving the waving parents behind.
In the wormhole
"Hold on Semi!" Naruto said as he sprouted his wings and carefully carried his wife and child.
Albedo grabbed Gil and flew behind Naruto while Shirou held onto Saber in his arms like a bride. Zeref spread out his wings and also kept up with everyone else. Which left Achilles to use his horseless chariot to navigate himself through the wormhole with Arthur and Robin right behind him. Although the two newest servants were left curious as to what they were expecting.
"So what exactly is this "Fuyuki" place?" Achilles asked.
"It's the modern day. All the information should be transferred when we get there." Arthur said.
"Anything we should know first?" Robin asked.
"My ancestor brought his extended family. So you might want to watch out for them." Arthur said not knowing how to explain the sins at home.
As the group started making their way closer to the end. Everyone noticed that various colorful spheres started to fly past them. Semiramis caught one and looked at it's contents with Naruto with the latter laughing right after.
"What was that?" Semiramis asked.
"That was an alternate reality Semi. One where I will live a sad life where I'm not married to you with beautiful children." Naruto flirted as Semiramis narrowed her eyes.
Albedo raised an eyebrow and used a free hand to catch a sphere, "I wanna see too!" little Gil said as she shared the sphere and looked inside.
The universe behind Albedo's sphere
Inside there was another version of Naruto that had different styled hair, violet eyes and a white jacket with a suit underneath.
(A/N: Jack Atlas outfit)
"I guess this is goodbye Momonga. I wonder what oblivion feels like." Naruto said.
"I hope it's painless." said a female voice.
"AHH! ALBEDO YOU CAN TALK!?" Naruto asked.
Albedo gave a big grin, "Of course, however I am heartbroken. My beloved Momonga-sama is gone and there's no one to lead the tomb of Nazarick." she said sadly.
Naruto sighed, "This is going to be weird." he said before the whole tomb started shaking. "Ok that didn't feel good. Is everyone else sentient?" he asked.
Albedo gestured for a group of maids and a butler that were kneeling, "What is your command Naruto-sama?" asked the man.
"Uh, Sebas, I want you to uh... everyone meet me outside!" Naruto said as he ran out of the throne room."
Back to the wormhole
Albedo smiled, "He may not be my papa, but I'm happy I'm still with him." she said as Gil caught another one.
The universe behind Gil's sphere
Naruto can be seen with straight hair and red eyes as he fired weapons from several golden portals at a child that looked like little Gil. The boy was very fluid in his movements and even kicked away a few weapons.
"That is enough my son. I do not need you straining yourself for when you embarrass the fools of this village at the exams." Naruto told the boy who nodded.
Suddenly Ishtar appeared with cups full of lemonade, "I thought you two would be parched, but after this you two need draw your own baths." she said.
"Did you make these mother?" little Gil asked as Ishtar smirked.
"No, she likely had Siduri make them and brought them out herself." Naruto said as Ishtar growled.
"You're a mean husband! Can't you see that I'm at least trying!?" Ishtar asked.
Naruto chuckled as he kissed Ishtar's cheek, "Yes, trying to be lazy." he said as the goddess blushed.
Back to the wormhole
Gil tossed the sphere away, "Why would he marry that stupid spoiled goddess of all people!?" he asked.
Shirou caught the orb and rather disturbed by the sight of a woman that looked like Rin kissing her relative. Saber was also rather intrigued by the idea of the infinite multiverse as she watched. Though it was strange to see that Rin was a servant or something similar.
And finally Arthur caught an orb and decided to peek inside
The universe behind Arthur's sphere
Naruto can be seen wearing Shinigami robes as he was lifting up some blond kid, "Bakugou, I swear you better not be picking another fight!" he warned.
"I'm not "picking" a fight! I'm winning a fight with Deku!" Bakugou exclaimed as he pointed at Midoriya who was hiding behind Naruto.
"Well you need to cool off!" Naruto replied as his hollow mask appeared.
"Yes sir." Bakugou said as he feared Naruto's hollow mask.
"Well clearly, we all have some issues here so at the very least I can try to fix them. Come on you two, we're getting some ramen." Naruto said as he gestured for both boys to follow him.
"Sounds fun!" Midoriya said optimistically as Bakugou glared.
"Like anyone actually likes noodles and boiled water." Bakugou said only for Naruto's hollow mask to appear again.
"What was that!?" Naruto asked.
"Nothing!" both boys replied.
Back to the wormhole
"I don't even know what that was." Arthur said before tossing the sphere away.
"Everyone slow down your speed! We're about to arrive in Shirou's world!" Naruto warned as he went through the hole first.
Everyone else went in one at a time before finding themselves back in Shirou's yard.
Shirou's yard, Fuyuki City
Merlin smiled as she watched Rin at work, "Alright Rin, now show me what I taught you." she said.
"Hai shishou!" Rin said as she began to summon a magic circle only for the wormhole to appear.
Naruto came out first with Semiramis in his arms, "Hi auntie!" he said as everyone else followed suit only for Achilles to land on Archer.
"Hey I'm Rider." Achilles said introducing himself.
"And I'm Archer." Robin said as Archer gazed at him with surprise.
"But I'm Archer." Archer replied.
"You're not special anymore kid." Robin told him.
Meanwhile Merlin was just confused, "Naruto? What happened? You've been gone for three days. Your mother and I have been worried about you." she told her nephew.
Naruto scratched the back of his head sheepishly, "Really? We've been gone for about three months where I was." he said as everyone adjusted themselves. "Oh yeah, we brought two more servants and I found something that might catch your interest." he said as Rin started to whine.
"MORE COMPETITION!? You just want to make me angry don't you old man!?" Rin yelled only for Albedo to grip her head and squeeze it.
"I recommend you do not shout at my father you flat chested tsundere trash!" Albedo said threateningly.
"Albedo put her down. She's a part of Shirou's harem and I won't let Shirou die a virgin like Arthur." Naruto said as Arthur looked offended while Shirou looked embarrassed.
The poor teen started to turn as red as his hair as well, "I'm not putting Tohsaka in my nonexistent harem!" he told his ancestor.
"Good because she will be in your existing harem." Naruto said as Rin and Shirou turned red. "I'm just kidding, I know you only have eyes for your cute purple haired kohei... and maybe that big breasted nurse." he added.
"UNCLE!" Shirou yelled.
Naruto chuckled, "I'm just kidding. Though is it okay if I give those girls to Arthur? He's as good a ladies man as my dad is at cooking." he said just as Meliodas came out.
"Hey son, back from your vacation already?" Meliodas asked.
"Yup, it felt like I was asleep for like seven months for some reason though." Naruto replied as he caught up with his father. "Oh that reminds me, I have someone for you and mom to meet!" he said as Zeref tagged along.
"Can you let go of me you psychopath!?" Rin asked as Albedo dropped Rin on her butt.
Shirou sighed at the whole mess, "I guess it's back to normal for now." he said as he walked back inside.
The next day
Naruto just lied outside for the day. Seeing as Shirou, Arthur and little Gil trained enough in Konoha he thought they deserved the day off. Which only left him time to relax and forget about whatever randomness he was about to get himself in the near future. His thoughts quickly reminded him of how weird things could get since Albedo has been torturing her slaves to help Shirou with the chores around the house.
Naruto chuckled at the idea, however something devious went off in his mind. A little prank wouldn't hurt anyone would it? Having that belief in his mind, Naruto proceeded to open up his closet and look for a special outfit.
At the same time Albedo was feigning sadness, "Robin, please be a dear and bring me a fine beverage. I am so parched I could die." she said in an exaggerated tone.
Robin quickly arrived with a glass of lemonade. As Albedo drank from the glass with gusto. She immediately began to choke and needed Achilles to slap her back.
"Are you trying to poison me!? And you! Why are you assaulting me!?" Albedo asked as a deadly aura surrounded her.
'At least if I die, I'll just go back to the throne of heroes.' both thought despite being shaken to their core.
(Soul Calibur 6 OST - Darkest Hour)
However it appeared as if a knight had arrived to someone's rescue, "Is someone in need of a rescue?" the knight asked.
Albedo just blinked in confusion, "Um who..."
"Vandals!" the knight yelled as he pulled out two heavy swords and pointed them at Achilles and Robin. "You dare kidnap this maiden and proceed to poison her before assaulting her back!? Have at thee!" he yelled as he kicked them through the door and out onto the lawn.
Shirou just sighed as soon as he saw the knight. He was planning on taking Sakura out for a date and now he was subjected to watching more stupidity. So now the adopted son of Kiritsugu could only stand and watch as the knight, who he assumed was Naruto, proceeded to engage the two servants.
"Once I defeat you both. I will be sure to free the lovely princess Albedo from her imprisonment." the knight said as he tossed both swords into the air and caught them with little effort. "For I am the great hero, Momon! Soon to be destroyer of the evil sorcerer, Ainz Ooal Gown!" he claimed before slamming his sword onto the shield of Achilles.
"What the hell is this guy!?" Achilles asked as he pushed "Momon" back before Robin proceeded to shoot him with arrows.
"Your arrows cannot pierce my armor! For they are strengthened by my sense of justice." Momon stated.
Robin gave Momon a blank expression, "I would have assumed Mythril." he said.
"Adamantite actually." Momon said before slamming his sword near Robin who avoided the attack.
Robin countered by landing a spin kick to the helmet. However Momon stayed in place as he slammed his fist into Robin's stomach and sent him crashing across the dirt. Taking his chance, Achilles engaged Momon with his spear and found himself in a rare struggle against a superior opponent. it actually felt thrilling for once.
However it was cut short by Semiramis arriving outside with an angry expression on her face. The woman was half awake and her arms were tied together in front of her.
"Aunt Semiramis, why are you tied up?" Shirou asked.
"I can assume a certain metalhead did this while I was having my early morning rest." Semiramis said as she gestured for Shirou to cut her free.
Meanwhile Achilles pierced Momon's armor, "I got you now! I win Momon!" he said as Momon made sounds of squelching.
"No... I will be the victor." Momon said as he managed to rip out the spear despite blood coming out of the armor. "For it is a hero's duty to save those in need you villain!" he said before punching Achilles in the jaw.
"Naruto!" Semiramis yelled while trying to avoid snarling at her husband.
Momon turned around, "My queen! My beautiful goddess I am here to... did Shirou untie you? I mean uh... I am here for you my goddess." he said as he approached Semiramis and kneeled on one knee. "Oh dear Queen Semiramis. Your beauty shines as bright as the stars under a midnight sky and I cannot fathom words to better describe you. So please." he requested as he reached for his pocket.
Semiramis's eyebrow was twitching as her patience ran thin.
"Please, honor me by giving me your hand in marriage." Momon requested as he pulled out a ring box only for Semiramis to slap it away.
(End of Song)
"No!" Semiramis said.
"Why not!" Momon whined as everyone started to gather around.
"Naruto take that helmet off and stop playing the childish game you used when Albedo was younger." Semiramis demanded as Albedo remembered her childhood.
"I remember now! The hero Momon is here to rescue me from my mean dogs!" Albedo exclaimed as she hugged Momon.
Momon hugged her back, "Oh dear princess! At least you are so kind to remember this rusty man!" he said feigning sadness.
"Naruto I told you to take off the armor off now!" Semiramis demanded.
"But I'm not wearing armor." Semiramis and everyone else turned to see Naruto was behind them eating a sandwich. "Hey who's the guy in the armor?" he asked as everyone started turning their heads back and forth between Momon and Naruto.
Momon then stepped up to Naruto and grabbed him by the front of the shirt, "You! I challenge you for the hand in Queen Semiramis!" he demanded.
"Hey while the hand doesn't seem like much. I want the entirety of my wife buddy. Even though I'm a complete knucklehead that Semi often loathes. I love her!" Naruto told him.
Some people like Diane, King, Elaine and Elizabeth awed at the cute statement. While others like Ban, Gowther and Shirou remained silent. However a few such as Zeref and Albedo narrowed their eyes at their "father" who said those things.
"Die!" Albedo yelled as she tried to decapitate Naruto with 3F.
'You idiot!' Momon thought while looking at Naruto.
"Semi! Albie has gone crazy!" Naruto claimed as King and Shirou used themselves as shields to protect Naruto.
"That man is not my father! He is an imposter!" Albedo argued.
Naruto looked offended, "Albie you know me! I'm my babies number one guy!" he said.
"Wrong! My father wouldn't use those terms without seeing into my mind and he knows a bodily invasion will his host!" Albedo said as she was ready to cut his head off.
"Hey what the heck is wrong with her?" Shirou asked.
"Meliodas, you have to stop Albedo from hurting him!" Elizabeth pleaded.
"Why? He's not my son." Meliodas replied.
"How could you say that to our own child?" Elizabeth asked.
"Because our real child is in the armor." Meliodas said as he pointed at Momon.
Meanwhile Zeref was ready to cast his dark magic, "You better come clean before I allow my sister to go rabid on you." he warned the man.
"He was right! Her ferocity matches her beauty! So beautiful." the imposter said muttering the last part with a blush on his face.
"Pandora's Actor that is enough." Naruto commanded as he removed his armor.
The imposter soon melted before forming into what appeared to be a nazi in a yellow uniform with a bowling ball for a head.
"Naruto what is he?" Meliodas asked.
"This, is Pandora's Actor. I created him but kept him somewhere else due to how goofy he is.
(Overlord OST - Pandora's Actor theme)
The military looking man stood up and saluted, "Ja, ich bin es, der seinem Gott gehorcht." Pandora's Actor said.
"Don't speak German!" Naruto commanded as Pandora's Actor made another silly pose.
"Ok what is he?" Ban asked.
Naruto sighed, "He's my creation that I made in constant travels and self isolation. But I kept him hidden away because of his personality." he said.
"Oh Naruto-sama! How you wound me! I am blessed yet I am cursed as well!" Pandora's Actor exclaimed while posing.
"Ok that's enough. Make him go away." Shirou said as he was annoyed by the creature's attitude.
"Why did you even invent him?" Zeref asked.
Naruto groaned as he didn't want to answer. Instead Pandora's Actor decided to remind everyone of how eccentric he is.
"Such beautiful ladies. Naruto-sama is blessed." Pandora's Actor said as he gazed at Merlin, Semiramis and Albedo.
"I beg your pardon? I am the daughter of the Child of Chaos and the Queen of Assyria. Whereas as my great aunt Merlin is the greatest mage in all of Britannia. Do not speak of us so lightly." Albedo said warning him.
"Sorry... beautiful roses." Pandora's Actor muttered before turning to Diane and Elaine.
Naruto had enough and proceeded to drag him away, "Ok that's it! Back to the treasury room with you!" he told his creation as he dragged him away.
Another day later
After giving the boys another day off. Naruto went to the lab he gave to Merlin and looked over Escanor's axe. Merlin still found it hard to believe that the axe had just appeared in a brand new dimension. While Naruto did technically revive her and everyone else just to assist him in Fuyuki. It was almost as if Escanor's existence was blown away and sent him to oblivion.
"Do you think it's possible to revive him as well Naruto?" Merlin asked as she scanned over the one handed blade.
"Possibly, I can tear holes in the fabric of time and take over the bodies of other entities. I'm sure I can find and put a soul back together." Naruto answered as he activated his grids and looked over the sacred weapon as well. "You know auntie, I remember before I healed that scar on your face. You told Escanor that maybe in another lifetime, you would have given him a chance." he jokes.
Merlin rolled her eyes and smiled, "Well you were a naive little boy Naruto. So I could mean anything when I say something like that." she replied.
"Well I never liked Semi in the beginning since all I could see was her heart and how black it was. You know auntie, while Semi gave off that feeling that she was an evil tyrant. It took a stranger to nearly die for her to find kindness in her heart." Naruto explained as he tried to point out the extreme things people do to change someone.
Merling did take those words to heart as she thought more about Escanor. Maybe it would be a good time to catch up with some old friends. Though she didn't want to worry about sudden relationships happening out of nowhere.
"I guess that new worlds are worth further exploring and broadening horizons." Merlin stated as she chose to humor her nephew.
"Speaking of new horizons. How are you with Rin?" Naruto asked.
Merlin giggled, "She's extraordinary, but she does have a tid bit of arrogance in her." she said knowing how impatient Rin can be. "Although the biology behind mages is rather foreign to me. Rin can be a bit of a handful seeing as her biology can sometimes affect her output and strength in magic. Though these magic circuits are intriguing, genealogy isn't enough to prove someone's worth." she continued.
Naruto nodded, "I remember there was another world where nobles would have greater magical power. However it took more skill and determination to overcome them. I guess all that matters is how that power is used." he replied.
"Well coming from a country where children are breeded to be powerful." Merlin said referring to her childhood. "I can't help but to wonder what if Rin's actual motivation behind entering this grail war. I've also been hoping to look further into the Mages Association and understanding their laws and conduct." she continued.
"Why do you need that?" Naruto asked knowing there was more to it than curiosity.
"It's about that Sakura girl. She doesn't look like it, but she's a capable mage as well. Naruto, I think you might need to extract some more samples of her the next time Shirou invites her for dinner. I think there's a correlation that's worth researching." Merlin answered as Naruto nodded.
"I will... tomorrow. I promised Semi that I would take her out." Naruto said as he left the lab.
Merlin giggled at the fact Naruto became a whipped husband, "Whatever happened to that carefree boy? I always assumed you would have been a heartbreaker." she said to herself before continuing her research.
Later that evening
After getting dressed, Naruto stood outside the Emiya residence with Semiramis locking arms with him, "Ok everyone, Semi and I are heading out. I'm leaving my parents in charge. Also Shirou the bed in your room is where you sleep. I better not come home to find you passed out in the shed again." he said.
"Albedo, no torturing your nephews and no destruction either. Zeref, you have your instructions as well." Semiramis told her children before the two left.
Shirou sighed as he went to continue working in the shed anyways, "You heard my father Shirou!" Albedo called out.
"Ah ah ah!" Baby Shirou said.
"No not you baby. I mean big Shirou." Albedo cooed as everyone went their separate ways for the night.
Later that night Shirou continued to enhance his Trace On ability. Though he had started to excel at his given powers. Shirou did wish to at least work on the abilities he had first gained when he developed magic for the first time. However even with all his effort and greater control of magic, Shirou still had issues and ended up passing out in the shed again.
Hoping to help the boy, Elizabeth had set up Shirou's room to be ready for him to rest. As she then proceeded to look for him. She noticed strange strings that were making their way around the house. With quite a few of them making their way to the shed and dragging Shirou's body out.
"Shirou!" Elizabeth yelled out as she tried to destroy the strings. "Ark!" she said aiming at some of them.
Elizabeth missed but the explosion caught the attention of the entire residence. Merlin and Zeref were the first to come out and catch a glimpse of Shirou being taken away.
"I wonder what father will say when he sees my descendant being dragged away." Zeref said lacking concern.
Albedo however, was a lot more concerned. Anyone could tell seeing as she destroyed the roof by jumping through it while wearing her Hermes armor.
"What's going on!?" Albedo demanded.
"Shirou is being kidnapped!" Elizabeth answered as a dark aura appeared over Albedo.
"I'm coming my dear nephew!" Albedo yelled as she started flying at the speed of sound.
Saber followed her, "I'm coming as well!" she said.
Zeref sighed as he approached Elizabeth, "Grandmother here, call my father and let him know what's going on. One of us should at least stay home while the rest save Shirou." he said as he handed her a cellphone.
Elizabeth nodded as Zeref and Merlin rounded up a small team to help Shirou. Then she realized there was another problem. Instead of a solution, Zeref gave her another problem to deal with.
"I don't know how to use this!" Elizabeth panicked as she tried opening and going through the device. "Um, I can't read this modern scripture! Where do I call my son!?" she asked as she fiddled with it.
Sadly this was the year 2004 where cellphones did not have artificial intelligence to assist you. Even then, such functions would further confuse her. The former princess was left having to figure out technology beyond her understanding.
"Ok, what was the kanji for Naruto's name?" Elizabeth asked herself before picking a random one.
A minute later, the phone picked up, "What do you want Zeref? I did not buy you a cellphone so I could friend you on social media. So don't think you or Albedo can make me a profile so I can friend and follow you both." Elizabeth smiled as she recognized such a patronizing voice.
"Naruto it's your mother. Someone kidnapped Shirou with a bunch of strings!" Elizabeth exclaimed.
"..." the phone briefly remained silent. "Mom did something explode in auntie Merlin's lab? Could you pass me to her or dad? I think you should lie down and rest." Naruto responded.
"Naruto you're not listening! Someone did kidnap Shirou and Albedo is trying to go after him now!" Elizabeth told him.
"Oh god, Semi we need to leave. Shirou finally learned the consequences of sleeping in a shed." Naruto could be heard saying to his wife.
"I never said he was sleeping in a shed." Elizabeth told him.
"Was he sleeping in the shed before he got kidnapped?" Naruto asked as Elizabeth refused to answer. "That's what I thought mom. Am I enabling him? I don't even know but I'll be right there after I pay the bill. Just make sure the kids don't destroy the town." he said before hanging up.
With Shirou
Shirou woke up and found himself standing in the middle of a temple while wrapped around in various strings. Then suddenly a woman in a purple outfit had appeared before him and grabbed him by his chin.
"Your magic circuits are quite pathetic. That makes you the weakest master by far." the woman taunted.
"You're the Caster class servant!" Shirou said as the woman smiled.
Caster giggled, "At least you're perceptive so you should understand this." she says while grabbing his hand. "I need your mana and your command seals. While you are weak, you can still benefit me. More so than those civilians that I've been draining." she said.
"You've been hurting people! That's against the rules!" Shirou exclaimed.
Caster smirked, "Some rules are meant to be..."
"Don't you dare use a pun! I don't know what the punchline is but for some reason I know you are going to use a pun!" Shirou interrupted as Caster growled.
"How impudent! I will enjoy making you squirm!" Caster said only for Shirou to reveal his curse mark and burn the strings with Hellblaze.
"What!?" Caster asked in surprise before avoiding a giant halbarn from taking her head off. "Who is it now!?" she asked before being surprised by Albedo who came crashing down.
"You there! How dare you kidnap my a member of my family and use him for your sick and twisted machinations!?" Albedo demanded as she picked up 3F and adjusted it's size.
"I need his mana and will dispose of whoever gets in my way!" Caster said as she started to fly and summoned various magic circles around herself.
Albedo spreaded her wings and also too flight, "Do not act as if this will be an easy fight." she said as she pointed her axe at Caster and charged at her.
Caster gritted her teeth as Albedo managed to counter her blasts, 'Damn, how did she get past the barrier and Assassin!?' she thought.
With Assassin
A purple haired man wielding a large katana stepped down from the stairs leading up to the temple. The man was not too cocky, but he was confident in his own abilities. However he only expected a single servant to face him if they were to demand entry into the temple. However he was surprised by the sight of Saber arriving with Meliodas, Ban and King as an entourage.
"Hey guys look, it's Nanashi." Meliodas said as both men looked confused.
"Who the hell is Nanashi?" Ban asked.
"He's this bushido guy that worked with other Arthur." Meliodas answered as King and Ban still didn't know who he was talking about.
Saber ignored the banter and approached the man, "Please move out of the way. I'm here to save my master." she told the man.
"Well if it isn't Saber. Sorry, but my master gave me specific orders to not let anyone through." the man said as he drew his blade.
"Hey female Arthur, we'll deal with him. I've been looking for a good workout." Ban said as he stepped in front Saber.
"But..."
Meliodas interrupted her, "Don't worry about it. You go save Shirou while we beat him up." he said.
"Well you must be really arrogant if you think you can get past me and win at the same time. I may be an assassin, but I'm not weak." Assassin stated as Saber tried to run past him.
Just as the Assassin was about to slash at her, King summoned his weapon, "Form Five: Increase!" he called out as his spear turned into man double edge blades.
Saber dodged the attack and continued up the temple steps while Assassin used his speed to counter each weapon before taking a slight cut on the cheek. Nonetheless, the enemy servant didn't have any wounds that were worthy worrying about. Though he knew that his master would stir up a fuss about Saber making it past him. That didn't mean he couldn't stop focusing on the Sins.
Assassin wiped away the blood from his cheek and smiled, "A little blood? I expected GAH!" he yelled as the wound opened and became bigger.
"Status Promotion." King said as he collected his spear.
"Show off, I wanted to fight him first." Ban said with a light glare.
"The early bird gets the bird old friend." King said with a confident smile.
Meliodas proceeded to attack Assassin while he was down, "Come on pal. I know you can do better than that." he said as Assassin quickly parried attack and fought back.
"I don't know who you three are. But I'm not letting you get past even if it means I get killed." Assassin said as he continued his onslaught against Meliodas.
"Too bad." Meliodas said as he picked up the speed and slashed at Assassin before kicking him in the chest.
Back with Caster
Caster was having more trouble than she had predicted. Shirou showed off the results of his training and was able to fly and keep up with Caster and Albedo. Along with being able to send Caster's attacks right back at her.
"No fair! Why did papa teach you Full Counter and not me!?" Albedo whined as she slammed 3F onto the barrier that surrounded Caster. "Also why can't I break this!?" she yelled as she slammed her weapon faster as Caster was struggling to hold it as well as attack.
"What is this power?" Caster asked before her barrier broke and Albedo punched her in the face hard enough to make her crash into the ground.
Albedo wasn't done as she removed her helmet and dropped her 3F. Caster coughed up a bit of blood as her vision started to get blurry. Before the woman could attempt to recover, Albedo straddled her and proceeded to continue punching her in the face.
"How dare you tie up my nephew!? He's an not an object to use for your sexual frustrations!" Albedo said as she punched her Caster's face. "I do not care for what little activity you have in life deviant!" she said before punching her again. Ignoring Caster's moaning and coughing, Albedo continued, "He is also a progeny of Chaos like myself. I will not accept such behavior and demand compensation in your blood!" she said before landing another punch.
"Al-Albedo?" Caster asked before being punched again.
"That is my name and you are not free to speak it!" Albedo exclaimed.
"Al-Al-Albedo it's me! M-Medea!" Caster said as she avoided another punch and quickly removed the veil over her head.
(Ao No Exorcist OST - Tomorrow is Another Day)
"Medea? You idiot!" Albedo yelled as she punched the ground next to Medea's head as tear came out of her eyes. "You were a servant the whole time!? Why did you find me!?" she asked before pulling her in for a bone crushing hug.
"I am so confused." Shirou said as he reverted to his normal form.
"Medea-chan! I missed you!" Albedo said as both girls started to cry and hold each other.
A few minutes later
Albedo did her best to lower the swelling and heal Medea's wounds. Seeing as she Merlin and Zeref disrupted the barrier around the temple and accidentally cut off her connection to the near infinite mana surrounding her. In the meanwhile, Medea explained her plan to steal Shirou's servant, mana as well as the mana of others in order to summon the Holy Grail. However that just earned her a scolding from Albedo who was a friend of hers many years ago.
"Medea that is wrong! I understand that Jason was a heartless bastard and Hera had no right to mess with you, but you can't be murdering others!" Albedo berated as Medea's swelled face flinched at Albedo's tone.
"I'm sorry." Medea replied.
"You better be. You're lucky papa isn't here. He would have gotten as violent as possible if he knew what you did to Shirou-kun." Albedo said.
Medea raised an eyebrow, "You father is alive?" she asked.
Albedo nodded, "Yup and he's currently on a date with mama who was resurrected as a servant. He even broke her contract with the grail." she said as Medea felt confused.
"You had a weird life Albedo-chan." Medea commented before everyone froze at the feeling of an intense magical presence.
"Uh Aunt Albedo, what the hell is that?" Shirou asked as they looked at the sky to see a black fiery sentient in the sky.
(Overlord OST - Arrival of the Undead King)
Upon landing, the figure was revealed to be someone in dark dirty worn armor with two horns on the helmet that were broken off. The malice coming off of them was very potent and it didn't help that everyone only saw two bright white flames coming from inside of the helmet.
"Oh no, papa is wearing his slayer armor!" Albedo said as she heard Naruto growl from inside of the armor.
"Where is the servant?" Naruto asked in a low voice.
Albedo stood in front of Medea who cowered at Naruto's presence, "Papa please, Medea-chan didn't mean any harm!" she said in defense of her old friend.
"Albedo move out of the way. I will not tolerate such injustice to my own family." Naruto stated as he tried to keep calm.
"Papa I love you, but I won't let you hurt Medea-chan! She's really sorry for hurting Shirou." Albedo said as Naruto turned to Shirou who backed away in fear.
Naruto's lowered his head, "My own child. My creation. My devotion." he muttered low enough for only Albedo to hear. Only for Naruto to flare his magic to the point that the ground below him started to turn into a crater, "YOU DARE DEFY YOUR OWN FATHER! THE ONE WHO HAS LOOKED OUT FOR YOUR OWN WELL BEING!? YOU ARE IN A WORLD OF PUNISHMENT YOUNG LADY!" he yelled.
Albedo's knees started to shake as she and Medea held each onto other for their lives.
Then Naruto's magic dropped to nearly 0, "You are going to be staring at the wall for 10 minutes. I hope you learn your lesson for defying me daughter." he said while putting his hands on his hips.
(End of Song)
Medea sighed in relief while Albedo pouted, "No fair!" she whined.
"You are such a daddy's girl." Medea commented.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Notes: That baby was Mitsuki. I forgot to mention it, but I'll have the baby mentioned further in the next chapter through references. Also we're actually coming close to the end of the story. I thank you guys for your patience!
Also the Slayer armor that Naruto used at the end is Goblin Slayer's armor.
