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Naruto's class

Naruto yawned before making his way to class. This was one of those moments where you either expected everyone to have already been in their seats or being disruptive to the level of planetary destruction.

Luckily it was the former because Naruto did not want to revert to his old self in his second life.

The last thing anyone needs is a masculine version of Olivier around. Besides Naruto is too kind to his students to get that strict with them. So once he made his way to his desk, he started to give the usual announcements for homeroom. Deep down Naruto prayed that if any insanity was to come, it would wait until after classes ended. Preferably after the year ends as these kids have lost too much of their education and likely spent most of their time off to goof off rather than study.

'Oh no, I didn't make Shirou study either. Rin is likely in the same boat. Why do I enable them!?' Naruto thought while keeping a calm facade.

'He's panicking isn't he?' Arthur, Gowther, Shirou and Rin thought at the same time.

By now, everyone close to Naruto could guess what he was thinking.

Later

"And while history does seem stupid and pointless now that it's gone. Even if people fall to ignorance and decide to change history or obscure their knowledge. Just pretending it never happened will only make things worse. You have to admit things happened and realize what will happen next." Naruto explained as he wrote down the next topic on the board. He then turned to his class with a meaningful look on his face, "Understand that now, you can't undo what already happened. You may regret it, but don't live with it. Realize your mistakes and perceiver." he added before someone from the faculty came in.

"Namikaze-san, your spouse is here and needs to see you very urgently." they told him.

"Semi!" Naruto yelled as he ran out the door. He then popped his head back into the class, "Everyone turn chapter 9 and review until I return. If you don't I'll make you run laps. Nagisa is in charge while I'm gone." he said.

Then the whole class suddenly turned to a blue haired feminine looking boy.

The boy then felt nervous, 'Why did he have to stick me with them!?' Nagisa thought as he started to sweat.

With Semiramis

The former queen raised her hand and presented a bento box that was wrapped around in a clothe. Naruto stuck his hands out and took the bento box. Naruto forgot his lunch when he rushed home. So Semiramis had to arrive in a magic circle and discreetly made her way towards the high school as to not arouse any suspicion.

"Thank you honey." Naruto said as Semiramis kissed his cheek.

"Naruto I love you dearly, but you can still be an absent minded fool. Even with the knowledge of the world I might add." Semiramis said as Naruto chuckled nervously as he scratched the back of his head.

"That's why I have you Semi. You bring me back down to reality." Naruto said appreciatively.

All the while several of Naruto's students came out of their class to see Naruto's wife. Only to be mesmerized by the dark haired beauty with the flawless skin and body worth craving for. It was something that made most of the boys and girls envious for different reasons. It didn't help that their wedding rings were very visible in this situation and destroyed any possible fantasy related to either adult.

"What did I just say class!? Do you want to run laps!?" Naruto yelled making the students run back to class.

Semiramis sighed, "You have no disciplining skills." she said as Naruto cried anime tears.

Naruto gave his spouse a sad look that asked for pity, "You've met our son and daughter right?" he asked as he practically admitted to having no control of Zeref or Albedo.

Before Semiramis could continue pointing out Naruto's flaws and hopefully motivating him to be more strict. The whole school started to go dark as they sensed a powerful magical barrier surrounding the school. Naruto groaned as Semiramis started to rub her temples as she could sense a migraine coming on.

"Not even home for a month and trouble has arrived." Semiramis said before she noticed the faculty that were passing by had started to collapse.

"If Albedo's friend is up to this. I swear that girl is getting more than a spanking after I send that mage back to her grave." Naruto said as he summoned his goblin slaying armor.

With Albedo, moments earlier

Albedo was waiting outside for her mother with Baby Shirou in her arms. The youthful looking woman was having fun playing with her adopted brother and making silly faces to see him giggle. Though she was a bit hurt that she couldn't see her father as her mother made it clear that she needed to wait outside. So what if Albedo couldn't help it? She only reunited with her parents whom she believed to have been deceased until a couple of months ago.

"Albedo-chan!" Albedo smiled as she saw Medea approaching her in her casual outfit.

"Medea-chan! What are you doing here?" Albedo asked excitedly.

Medea giggled as she presented a bento box, "Shouichirou-kun forgot to take his lunch in the rush. So I thought I would bring it to him like a good housewife." she said.

Albedo fawned at her kindness, "Aw Medea-chan, I wish I had loyal husband to bring lunch to. But those idiots don't deserve the saliva that comes from my mouth." she said referring to Achilles and Robin.

Medea nodded, "I completely agree Albedo-chan. Such behavior must be punished accordingly." she said referring to Jason.

The two women continued to laugh and talk about punishments. When they noticed the whole school was covered in a large red magical barrier. Albedo and Medea looked curious before they started to hear Baby Shirou cry as the barrier's presence scared the infant.

"BWAAAHHHH! BWAAAHHHH!"

"No Baby Shirou, don't be sad." Albedo said as she tried to coo the crying boy.

Medea growled as she looked at the barrier, "How dare those inconsiderate fools harm a child!" she yelled as she summoned her cloak.

"Medea-chan, help me break down that barrier." Albedo said as Baby Shirou started to calm down.

With Merlin

The once great mage in all of Britannia rubbed her temples as she could feel a small migraine coming. It wasn't that she was annoyed or angry, but rather how powerful the barrier feels and how she could feel it try to leech off of her power. Merlin was glad that her thousands of years of studies paid off rather than turn her into a hoarder of magical items. Speaking of magical items, Merlin started to look around and see if there was a caster or some magical item causing this.

'I can't sense any magic from anyone in the room. In fact, everyone is being drained of their energy.' Merlin thought as she looked around.

After a couple minutes of searching, Merlin found a magic circle under one of the desks. It took another minute to carefully disable the seal's power which weakened the barrier a bit. Though she could also sense that the barrier changed somehow. Realizing the risks of tampering with the seals themselves, Merlin proceeded to seek out the cause of the barrier as the magic circles were meant to empower and strengthen the barrier than create it.

"Hopefully Naruto and Gowther are being cautious." Merlin said feeling hopeful as she left her classroom.

Once outside, Merlin did her best to try and sense the caster. She could assume it was coming from the floor above her as that's where the energy is being directed. As she made her way upstairs, she could see two of Aki's servants scouting ahead and likely trying to find the source of the barrier as well. Seeing as they left before she could even consider communicating with them, Merlin made her way to the nurse's office where Aki was in hopes of working with an another experienced mage.

'Hopefully Rin and Shirou are fine. Perhaps Saber and Arthur are also on the defensive.' Merlin thought as she walked over the office.

That's when she stopped half way through her walk, "Sanglier sensei, you look well." Merlin had turned to see Shinji was standing behind her with a smug look on his face.

"Shinji-kun, you're looking healthy as well." Merlin said while feeling suspicious of Shinji. From what she hypothesize, Shinji might be a mage, "I think the school might be in some sort of pandemic. Everyone appears to have lost consciousness." she said not trying to look too calm or confidant.

"I noticed, I thought I was the only one conscious still." Shinji said not looking unnerved in the slightest.

Merlin nodded, "Well you shouldn't be on your own. We should stay together and seek out help." she said still playing innocent.

Shinji gave a light chuckle, "I was thinking the same thing." he said as he grabbed Merlin's arm.

Merlin was correct to know Shinji was up to something, "Shinji-kun, please keep your hands to yourself." she said as she tried to avoid using too much force.

"I apologize Sanglier sensei, but if you're still awake. I think I need to keep you somewhere safe." Shinji said as he grabbed her other arm and placed them behind her back.

"Shinji-kun what do you think you are doing!?" Merlin asked as she let herself get caught.

By now, Merlin believed Shinji was behind this. He's acting too confidant and trying to take her captive as if he was hiding something. As she gave a light struggle, Merlin saw Shinji pull out a pair zip ties and bound her wrists together.

"Shinji-kun unhand me right now! I will report you and have you suspended young man!" Merlin threatened as Shinji continued to add more zip ties.

Not to sound cocky, but Merlin knew she could easily disable the boy. She just wanted to see how he created the barrier in order to disable it. Worst case scenario, she pretends to be in danger if Naruto arrives to invoke his childish rage. As her godmother, Merlin knows very well how Naruto gets defensive about his family members. So Merlin can take this chance to stop the barrier which in turn might end with Naruto almost turning Shinji into paste.

"You're not the one in power anymore Sanglier sensei." Shinji said as he dragged her by the arm towards Aki's office.

With Aki

Aki looked worried as she observed what was going on through her window. The undercover mage bit her lip as she couldn't help but to worry about everyone being affected by the barrier. Like Merlin, she understood the basic purpose of the barrier and found a magic circle in her office. Then realized the risk after disabling it. So she came to the conclusion that this was either a powerful enchantment or a noble phantasm from an enemy master.

Aki already knew the abilities of all her servants minus Astolfo who kept going on about it only activating during a full moon. Aki knew Naruto was too kind hearted to attack where there were civilians so she put him off the list of suspects and was already told that Arthur and Shirou's Saber have the same Noble Phantasm which left Rin's servant as an unknown, but also preferred to avoiding fighting near crowds. Aki could only hypothesize that it was the Noble Phantasm of the Rider that keeps appearing at the school or the Caster she had yet to meet.

"I don't like this Aki. I can feel the place trying to drain me." Astolfo said as he wiped some sweat off of his forehead.

"It doesn't help your resistance to magic is so low." Aki said worryingly.

Astolfo gave a weak smile, "I know, I bet Mordred would be a better bodyguard. She's a literal knight in shining armor." he said knowing Mordred had a higher magical defense rank.

"It's fine, I know you will do your best Astolfo-kun." Aki said making her Rider smile.

However the sweet moment ended once Shinji appeared while still holding Merlin like a hostage. Merlin tried tossing herself out of Shinji's grip which made him struggle. Even Aki was shocked to see the revelation as she knew Merlin was a strong mage. Merlin could only pat herself on the back knowing her acting skills would bring Shakespeare to tears. That and perhaps Meliodas should have convinced her to be an actor rather than a singer in her original lifetime when they all worked at the Boar Hat.

"Mer- Sanglier-san!" Aki exclaimed as she almost said Merlin's true name.

"You jerkface! Are you that wimpy that you would take a hostage!?" Astolfo yelled as he pulled out his lance.

Shinji merely chuckled at the chivalrous statement, "There's only two rules in this world. Maybe four or maybe two different ways of having two rules." he said confusing everyone. "Regardless, there's winning and losing. Then there's the strong live and the weak perish. So I think you two should surrender or else.." he said as he gestured to his "hostage".

"Shinji-kun let me go right now! This is inappropriate behavior and I cannot tolerate this any longer!" Merlin said still playing innocent.

Astolfo was about to say something about Merlin easily breaking free. Only to notice her briefly winking at Aki. Most likely passing a message of some sort.

"Rider-kun stand down." Aki ordered.

"EH!?" Astolfo asked with wide eyes.

"Do it, Sanglier-san is an innocent and we can't risk her being hurt." Aki said as she played along with Merlin's plan.

"Seriously?" Astolfo asked only to get a nod. He then sighed as he put his lance down and put his hands behind his head, "Alright, but you won't get away with this!" he said.

A little while later

Astolfo still had an angry look on his face, "Ok he might get away with this." he said as he was now tied to a chair alongside Merlin and Aki.

"Shinji-kun you can still stop this! You don't have to hurt all these people!" Aki exclaimed only for Shinji to glare at her.

"Other people don't matter so long as I get power Aki sensei. So long as I get stronger, I don't have to be pitied and have a reason to be respected. I don't need people like Emiya or the rest of the archery club to look at me like I'm some injured puppy." Shinji replied coldly.

"Ok." Astolfo said awkwardly.

"Ever since I was told about the great mage family I was born in. I felt a sense of pride only for it to break when I learned that we no longer have any magical attributes. So my father was forced to..." at this point Shinji explained his depressing family history and how he's looked down for being a weak mage which he wants to change by winning the Holy Grail War.

It was sad, but Merlin decided to try to keep the Matou heir from losing his sanity. Or at least how far he has fallen from it. In a way, Shinji reminded Merlin of Vivian considering that her former apprentice was very envious and would harm others to get what she wanted. Whether it was power or a man, Vivian was impatient and was hardly concerned about the effects of her actions.

"Shinji-kun I can understand where you are coming. I had a student like you once. She was impulsive, impatient and felt inferior around others. Its not something you should allow to consume you." Merlin said offering sage like advice.

"Wow, that was long and boring." Astolfo said earning a glare from Merlin.

Shinji sighed as he turned to his servant who appeared, "Rider, silence them. I don't need anyone telling me I need help when I don't need it!" he said as Rider hesitantly nodded.

The pink haired Rider grabbed a roll of duct tape and approached Merlin first, "I apologize for this. I am only serving my master." she said as she ripped off two strips.

However just as Rider was about to gag Merlin. She sensed a heavy amount of magical pressure arriving towards them. Thus Naruto shattered the doors by crashing through them and he emitted a lot of intense energy.

"SHINJI! YOU SACK OF CRAP!" Naruto roared. "I knew you were trouble since the beginning! First you show up late, you belittle my descendant, you're always reading porn in class, always talking about oppai and you never turn your assignments in on time! If Iruka sensei was here, he'd give you the kage level version of Big Head no Jutsu! Which I can't do because I was born without chakra!" he yelled further confusing everyone.

"Namikaze sensei?" Shinji asked now fearful of his power.

"You are no student of mine you perv!" Naruto replied before noticing Merlin, Aki and Astolfo's condition. He gasped loudly at what he witnessed, "You tied up poor Aki, the transvestite and my auntie Merlin! Did you hurt my auntie Merlin!?" he asked.

Before Shinji could say something cocky, Merlin cried out, "Naruto help me! He was doing perverted things to me!" she said with a sad face that tricked Naruto.

"Pray to your deity Shinji! Because you'll be meeting them soon! Because I'm full of rage and sweat and beans and rice and impatience and beans! Spicy beans!" Naruto growled as he dashed at Shinji only for Rider to jump in the way.

However she tried to restrain him with her chains. Naruto proceeded to take her with him as she smashed down several walls. This scared Shinji as he wasn't the courageous type to confront a servant like Shirou or Rin are. Speaking of which, he could see Shirou and the boys were right outside the wall. Seeing as he looked pathetic, Shinji stood up and composed himself.

"Are you here to surrender Emiya? If you are, then I would suggest you and your compatriots..."

*CRUNCH*

Shinji howled as Shirou punched him square in the nose, "You barbaric fool!" he yelled before Shirou punched him again.

"It's a war, so it's not like I'm doing anything wrong." Shirou said as Gowther and Arthur stood back.

"Does he even require our assistance?" Gowther asked with the tilt of his head.

Arthur sighed, "I don't think so, but for some reason I don't think it will be this easy." he said as he couldn't sense Archer or Saber anywhere. However he did several people heading their way with one being very potent, "Albedo is coming." he said as he could sense seismic activity.

Gowther tilted his head, "It is only logical that we stand back from Naruto's progeny." he said just as Naruto was tossed back into the room with several chains and blades missing his body parts.

Then a sharp blade hit gut, "Nice try pinky!" Naruto yelled as he ripped out the knife and crushed it as he charged back at Rider who attempted to lift her eye cover.

However just as Rider was about to reveal her mistake eyes. Naruto pulled out a short sword and channelled wind magic onto it before slashing down at her and leaving a deadly slice mark on her body. Rider gritted her teeth in pain as she launched her dagger that was attached to a chain and made sure it was planted into Naruto's armor. As Naruto lifted her and continued running through walls, Rider wrapped the chain around his neck and tried to pull him around only for Naruto to crash through a window and fall down onto the ground.

Back to the main fight, Shinji revealed that he had a baton and tried to strike and Shirou with the blunt weapon. Sadly for him, Shirou managed to train enough to avoid each clumsy and furious strike from his training with Saber and the others. Even Jiraiya said that Shirou should be able to handle, "any wet behind the ears genin and cocky chunin" that challenged him. So after avoiding another swing towards his head, Shirou quickly swiped Shinji's feet and brought down his heel onto the blue haired boy's stomach.

Shinji slowly tried to stand up as he coughed, "Since when do you know how to fight?" he asked.

Shirou snapped his knuckles, "Since I met ninjas." he said as ripped off a leg from a stool and strengthened it.

As Shirou continued finishing off his former friend turned tormentor. Gowther thought now was a good time to assist the hostages. Though he was very sure Merlin could escape at any time considering she only lacked greater physical strength and not wit. So with Arthur, he still proceeded to untie the three of them.

"Oh thank god! I thought he was going to do pervy things to me." Astolfo said with a look of fear on his face.

"A downfall of a feminine appearance Astolfo-san. I've faced this issue before in the past lifetime." Gowther told his fellow pink haired acquaintance.

"Yeah well, at least we both look cute." Astolfo said as he tried to be optimistic.

"So then you had a choice whereas my creator modeled me after his lover. Though to be fair, I can change my appearance and voice." Gowther continued to converse as he finished removing the binds as Arthur did the same with Merlin.

Merlin slowly stood up and stretched her arms, "Playing prisoner really does a number on my joints. I think I'll need a hot bath tonight." she said.

Arthur snorted, "My Merlin was also a master of manipulating others. She could either give the impression she was a wise sage or that she loathed humanity." he said as Merlin smiled.

"I'm assuming she's a free spirit like me." Merlin said as she was interested in meeting her counterparts.

Their conversation ended once Shinji crashed onto another table. Then Naruto appeared as a stone statue after being tossed through an open wall. He then shattered only for his remains to transform into a liquidy tendrils that formed back into a single body.

"Hey where's the Rider?" Arthur asked as Semiramis arrived while dragging Rider by her neck with a chain.

"She is right here my descendant." Semiramis said as she raised up the Rider who was suffocating.

Naruto shook his head rapidly, "Semi why did you steal my fight!?" he asked only to sneeze. "Damn it, I hate interdimensional conundrums!" he said as no one was sure what he was talking about.

At the same time, in The Fairy With No Wings

Siegfried sneezed, "Natsu is likely angry about me interrupting his battles." he said to himself.

"Because you keep stealing them you jerk! Learn to respect dibs!" Natsu shouted angrily.

Back to this reality

Suddenly Albedo smashed through the floor, "Where are they!? Who made Baby Shirou cry!?" she demanded as she came in with the infant in her arms.

Naruto and Semiramis glared at Shinji who looked nervous. It didn't help that Medea also came floating out from the same hole and looked annoyed as well. That's when Semiramis lifted up Rider in front of Albedo.

"It's the Noble Phantasm of this Rider. Naruto almost defeated her before he decided to let his insanity blind him." Semiramis said as a rag was tied around her eyes.

"Did you find her name Lady Semiramis?" Medea asked.

"I do believe she is the Gorgon, otherwise known as Medusa. There is only one pair of eyes I know that can turn men to stone." Semiramis answered.

"That or she's very ugly underneath." Albedo joked only for her mother to glare at her. "Sorry mama." she apologized fairly quickly.

"You useless... Rider..." Shinji muttered before losing consciousness.

Medusa looked indifferent as if she didn't register what the boy said. As if she wasn't angry or disappointed in any way. Perhaps knowing Shinji long enough, Medusa was likely not motivated when dealing with the Matou.

"Well only one thing left to do." Naruto says as he pulls out Strom'kar. He then stretched as he lifted the giant blade over head, "Time for a mercy killing." and once he said that, Medusa looked concerned as she tried ripping off Semiramis' chain.

However Medea lifted her hand up, "Or... I can have her. With Berserker gone, I have an Assassin and then I can have the Rider. We can obtain the Holy Grail faster that way." she suggested.

Before Naruto or his wife said anything, Albedo spoke up, "I can loan you Achilles, but even if we kill this one I think each death needs to be of each class. Oh! You can have Robin!" she said thinking Medea is just sacrificing them all.

"Albedo, there isn't any time for this." Semiramis said now knowing how much she loved her friend.

"We can figure out what to do with the Rider later." Naruto said seeing that the school found itself destroyed yet again.

Though the progeny of Chaos would deny he caused a lot of it.

Later

Shinji started to open his eyes. For a brief moment, he believed his attempt to drain the entire school of power and likely turn his hostages into his personal harem, was all a dream. A good thing too in his mind, because he did not want his teacher to kick his ass like Emiya did. Sadly it was not a dream as once his vision cleared, he found Souichirou Kuzuki, Merlin and Naruto standing over him.

"Care to explain?" Souichirou asked as he pointed to a few broken walls and torn cables.

The stern master of Medea was already told what happened considering he had some resistance against Medusa's noble phantasm. Seeing as Shinji was responsible and was convinced that they didn't have enough resources to kill Shinji to make it look like an accident. So instead the three decided to let Shinji take the blame for everyone losing consciousness by planting evidence to make it look like a gas leak.

"I uh..." Shinji tried to say something.

"You are getting suspended young man." Merlin said making Shinji pale.

After school

Not only was Shinji going to face a hearing in regards to him allegedly creating a gas leak. He was forced to run 500 laps while being whipped and given invigoration spells to keep moving. Though that didn't stop him from feeling like his legs were starting to feel crunchy and ready to turn to dust. Too bad no one cared for the Matou boy's pain.

Unlike Shirou who wasn't in a lot of pain but rather pleasure in a way. Aki decided to "thank" Shirou.

With a kiss on the cheek, "You really are a little hero Emiya-kun." she whispered into Shirou's ear and causing his face to turn red.

Shirou nodded as the nurse walked back to her office with her servants. Meanwhile he looked around expecting Naruto to tease him. Only to bee seen carrying a flail and a water hose. The copper haired boy did not want to imagine what his ancestor was up to now. However it appeared that Rin, who was trying to break the barrier on her own earlier, decided to ask.

"What are you up to now?" Rin asked tiredly.

Naruto leaned down to meet her at eye level and said, "Papapipupepopa." which confused the young mage.

"What?" Rin asked.

"Pipipopepapapo." Naruto replied.

"I can't understand you." Rin said with a frown.

"Pipopopipupepa. Popapepepopapipi. Papapipupopopipupa. Pipupapetsu papepupo." Naruto continued muttering gibberish that no one could understand.

However at some point, Rin found it hilarious and wanted to join in, "P-Popin!" she exclaimed.

Now it was Naruto's turn to be confused, "What are you saying?" he asked confusing Rin again.

Then he started messing with her again. Naruto lifted up Rin's hand and placed a piece of candy on it before closing it. After that, it was hard to tell what he was going to do with his yard supplies.

A couple days later

Despite the destruction, school would continue but with some issues regarding repairs. It didn't help that the city was already in a lot of economic struggle because of the incidents (which were caused by Medea) and the earthquakes (because of the demons) so public school funds were very low. Hopefully someone would fix that, politicians often put more concern in shopping malls than education.

Regardless, for some reason Naruto found his life to be tiresome despite school only recently starting again. That and Semiramis also needed a small break from the children. So hoping that they don't get a call from Elizabeth involving Shirou or someone else being kidnapped to be used in a sacrificial ritual.

"We will return 11 at the latest. No sleeping in the shed tonight!" Semiramis said warning Shirou.

"Mom and dad are in charge along with Albedo. So run by things with all three of them if you need anything." Naruto said as they walked out of the house.

Shirou sighed as he went to work in the shed. Though he knew that someone would likely keep tabs on him the whole time. Meanwhile Arthur sat down in his room and read a book while Little Gil looked like he was plotting something. That only left Ilya who was currently holding Baby Shirou in her arms.

"Grandma, can we give Baby Shirou his bath now?" Ilya asked as she started giving more affection to everyone.

Elizabeth smiled, "Yes we can, hopefully the little one doesn't get too out of control." she said as Baby Shirou giggled in excitement.

"Albedo you're in charge, I'm gonna supervise Elizabeth." Meliodas said whispering into her granddaughter's ear.

Albedo nodded but internally shivered. For some reason she had some idea that Meliodas had a perverted plan in motion. Though he did have some honor so there's a chance that Ilya would be unaffected. Albedo guessed that he was going to make Ilya wear a full body bathing suit while forcing Elizabeth to wear a skimpy one while they bathe the infant.

'I love the marriages between my grandparents, but why is he so perverted? Then again, papa never said much about the Armstrongs.' Albedo thought before grabbing a lacrima to contact Medea. "Medea-chan probably has lots of cute outfits for Gil to wear and Saber too." she said hoping to invite her long lost friend over for a sleepover.

With Gil, a short while later

Little Gil walked into the shed to see Shirou hard at work with his original magic. Along with Saber who was told to make sure Shirou didn't pass out in the shed again. Last time, she left thinking she gave her master anxiety and that left Shirou open to be kidnapped Medea. The two stopped what they were doing as they noticed the miniature King of Heroes walk in on them.

"Something wrong child?" Saber asked him.

Little Gil shook his head, "No, but I do have some curiosity to share. Do you guys ever wonder what those two are up to on their dates?" he asked.

"Who? Naruto and his wife?" Saber asked as Little Gil nodded.

"Yeah, I mean those two are opposites and I think if she wanted, the old woman would have killed her husband like she did the second one." Gil said referring King Ninus who was poisoned by Semiramis before she met Naruto.

Saber sweat dropped, as a servant she gets a medium wikipedia page on every servant. So it's only useful once a servant has been identified. The former Assassin class servant did marry twice and the second time was against her will, but she used it as an opportunity to gain power by killing her husband. While she isn't aware of what kind of relationship she had with General Onnes. Saber could tell that Semiramis had genuine love for Naruto as he did for her.

"So what do you want then Gil? Are you saying you want to spy on them?" Shirou asked.

"Well, not spy per se. Just watch them from a distance without getting caught." Little Gil answered.

Saber shook her head, "That's called spying." she said correcting him.

"I call it... espionage." Little Gil replied.

"That's another word for spying." Saber corrected again.

Little Gil sighed, "Whatever, for once I'm just super curious." he said making Shirou shake his head.

"Gil, if we spied on them. There is no doubt they would spot us. Even if we could cloak ourselves like Saber can." Shirou said.

"That is true, Naruto was able to grab me in public despite being in my astral form. Which is weird and I can't understand how he did that." Saber said as Naruto's interdimensional magic scares her sometimes.

The idea of more than one of him already scared her enough.

That's when Little Gil gave them his scary smirk, "Who knows, maybe we can find blackmail material on him." he said making them shiver.

No one would believe this tale in the future. For somehow, the next things that came out of the boy's mouth were filled with enough wisdom to convince Shirou and Saber to spy on Naruto. It would soon be revealed why the child is so cunning and a bit more intelligent lately.

Later

Little Gil got caught, not because Albedo knew of his plan. No, it was because Medea arrived and they wanted to use him and Arthur for dress up. They let Shirou go because they were too fixated on the boys being dressed up like sailors and princes. Perhaps they didn't find Shirou on the same level of adorableness as the blonds. Though the same couldn't be said for Saber, but luckily those two managed to sneak away only to run into Ban.

"You two running to get yourselves into trouble?" Ban asked scaring the two.

"We... uh... wanted to..." Shirou stuttered out making Ban turn to Saber.

Saber sighed, "Gil wanted us to spy on Naruto because he was curious as to what he and his wife do. Along with hoping to get evidence to use as blackmail on him." she admitted seeing as there was no point in lying.

"Seriously? I never really understand how the kid got with some stiff queen. Then again, his parents aren't similar to each other." Ban said as he scratched his head. "I guess it might be fun for us to see. Let's go." he said.

"Us?" Shirou asked.

"Yeah, the kid is gonna get mad if something happens to you again and I'm pretty bored. It's not like I'm letting those girls dress me up next." Ban said making the two nod as they left the Emiya residence.

All the while Little Gil could be heard shouting and begging for them to stop dressing him like a fool. To which Albedo and Medea shushed him as they continued to torture him anyways.

With the couple

Th two found themselves standing in front of a movie theater. For tonight, the showings mostly included a horror show along with controversial political themes. So they had a choice of watching real terror that was banned for being intense or political messages spread through war that the Geneva convention no longer sanctions. So it was a lot of violence either way.

"The movies are old and short, but they are put into a marathon." Naruto pointed out.

Semiramis looked up at the sky to see that the sun was just setting, "We have plenty of time and we did say we would be home late." she said as Naruto smirked.

"I'll let you decide Semi." Naruto said as the two wrapped their arms around each other's waists.

Eventually Shirou and Saber looked at the movie posters and shivered. Meanwhile Ban looked confused and wondered what was considered entertainment. Seeing as the married couple made their way inside. Ban paid for three tickets and went inside, but not without him buying a lot of food.

"Are you serious?" Saber asked as Ban brought a large pile of food with him.

"Yeah, I didn't feel like buying groceries and cooking. Not like I'm waiting for Elaine to come home and cook for me. Also Meliodas doesn't know what food is supposed to taste like." Ban explained as Shirou sighed.

"Well while we're here, I guess we might as well grab some snacks." he suggested as Saber relented.

Because despite having more mana thanks to Shirou improving as a mage. Artoria Pendragon is still a glutton and lover of food. Too bad she never had a chance to visit an Akimichi clan restaurant.

In the theater

Naruto planted his butt down onto his chair right next to Semiramis. Both seemed happy as they both stared at the big screen as the opening titles began. Meanwhile Shirou and his group were shuffling into the seats. Though it was kind of tricky seeing as Ban ordered a lot of food and needed help carrying it. Sure he had his great strength, but lacked balance. Which would have been a whole other mess if the popcorn and soda fell everywhere.

Sadly having food was a very poor choice of theirs. As the opening movie would ruin their appetite.

4 hours of short films later

"Kirchoff you bastard! I don't care what your reasoning is! I don't care what you consider patriotism! Your weapons will only shatter this world!" yelled a random soldier with a gun

"That is where we differ Mr. Takai. If the allies were to obtain the weapons themselves, they would do the same. So be a good soldier and turn these files into the emperor himself!" yelled a European scientist.

The soldier gagged and did his best to not vomit, "This is unjust." he said.

The scientist laughed, "Young man, what exactly is a just war?" he asked.

Naruto yawned, "Stupid politics and morals." he said finding this film boring.

"That

"That is the pointless my dear husband. Humans will find any excuse to fight so long as it fulfills their pride or their pockets. Even if it is not with money." the Assyrian queen told him.

Naruto snorted, "Then perhaps I'm an idiotic human Semi. Because if I had arrived earlier, Africa and Asia wouldn't be connected by that plot of land." he said referring to the ancient kingdoms that made up the Middle East.

Semiramis rolled her eyes, "You are it's progeny. I suppose it's in the name." she said as leaned onto her husband. "But that is why I love you. You aren't an ordinary human Naruto. Your feelings aren't lust, greed or pride. You compliment my beauty as to others, but its not that what you see." she said.

"I see my wife and her beautiful soul." Naruto said before gently turning Semiramis and kissing her.

All while ignoring the sudden violence going on in the film behind them.

"Ok this is making me sick." Ban said as he started turning green.

Saber nodded, "I know, humans really are sick and twisted." she said referring to the movie.

"No I meant those two. Get a room!" Ban yelled at the couple.

Shirou and Saber immediately ducked their heads down as Ban now realized he grabbed his nephew's attention. However Naruto merely gave him a blank stare before tossing someone's abandoned cup of soda at him. Ban groaned as he could feel the sticky essence of the soda ruining his clothes. Luckily Naruto didn't confront him and instead continued to kiss his wife.

After the movie

Shirou moaned as he slumped down his seat, "Why did we watch that? We could have waited outside or something?" he asked.

Saber was shaking, "What sort of immunity do those two have?" she asked.

Ban didn't even care as he was trying to clean up his jacket, "The kids owes me a new jacket." he said as the other two glared at him. "What?" he asked feeling confused as to why they look like they want to complain.

Outside

Naruto and Semiramis both laughed as they exited the movie theater. The two looked up to see that the moon was at a waning gibbous. Though the light it emitted was still bright. Seeing that, Naruto summoned a white fedora to lower his view of the bright light.

"I guess no full moon tonight." Naruto told his spouse.

"It's always full my foolish husband. It's just the shadows and complicated science behind the moon revolving around the planet." Semiramis said earning a strange stare from Naruto. "What? I was also part Caster. My magic may focus precisely on poisons and my Hanging Gardens, but I am knowledgeable." she said making Naruto chuckle as he kissed the side of her head.

"Let's head home then. Hopefully no one destroyed Shirou's home." Naruto said as Naruto wrapped an arm around her shoulder and started walking.

Shortly after the trio that followed them had left the theater. Naruto and Semiramis decided to take a shortcut home through an alleyway. As they made their way through the wretched looking path. The couple could hear a few people with one of them speaking in a slur. Only to see that the bad speaker was clearly drunk as his face was heavily flushed and he was stumbling around like a maniac. Naruto wanted to pay them no mind as he wanted to keep his regal wife calm.

Only for the drunk to bump shoulders with Naruto on accident and looked offended.

"Hey, what do you think you're doing teme?" the drunk asked.

"Apologies." Naruto said as his gaze was blinded by his fedora.

He then glanced at Semiramis who's eyes were overshadowed by her bangs. Naruto didn't want to start any trouble in Shirou's timeline. He didn't care about the Yakuza because they were criminals hiding behind dirty methods of creating prestige. The gennin from the chunin exams were similar, but at least he was commanded to retrieve what was left of their bodies and fully resurrect them with a dangerous technique he and Zeref knew. An angry drunkard was something he needed to ignore.

However as the couple attempted to continue walking away, the man grabbed his shoulder again, "Where are you going?" he asked angrily.

"I'm terribly sorry, but it's late and we need to turn in for the night." Naruto said referring himself and Semiramis.

"What did you say? Look at you and your woman's fancy clothes. You're pissing me off!" the drunkard said getting into Naruto's face. "You and your stupid hair and eyes? Are you a foreigner? And what's up with the whisker marks? Are you also a cat? A German cat?" he kept asking.

The two other people that were with the drunk chuckled at the joke. Though Naruto kept a straight face. There was a reason he liked keeping his whisker marks hidden behind his illusion up until Kushina pointed them out along with his spiky hair. Sadly, what the man said next really landed into dangerous territory.

"And that lady, she's so pale she looks like a corpse. Did you dig her up from a graveyard?" the drunk taunted.

Semiramis did not enjoy the insult towards her appearance. Naruto suddenly forgot his morales once someone mocked his wife's peerless beauty. He could also see that she was emitting killing intent once her eyes were wide and filled with hate.

"Eh? The lady wants to say something or is it just air?" the drunkard asked before being pierced in the stomach with a poison tipped chain and being slammed into a wall.

"Oh kami!" yelled the woman that was with them.

"That was my kid brother! I'll kill you bitch!" said the third person who was a large man.

However as he tried to slam down his fist. Naruto blocked it with ease and slapped him into the opposite wall and nearly breaking his skull. The woman began to panic as she checked her companion's stab wound. Semiramis decided to torture the pair by walking up to them and squatting down to meet them at eye level.

"Does my complexion look unhealthy to you?" Semiramis asked as the woman was too fearful to speak while the man was in too much pain to speak. Semiramis then placed a hand on her own cheek, "Does my face seem unusually pale? Does it look sickly? Does it appear I am not long for this world?" she continued to ask the panicking woman.

Naruto looked at the large man to see that he wasn't too badly hurt. At least, not badly enough to be in critical condition. Neither was the drunkard so long as his wound gets closed right away. So he decided to let his queen have her fun before fixing things.

"Your companion couldn't be any more wrong. For I am very alive." Semiramis said before jabbing the woman with a small sedative from one of her chains. Semiramis then faced Naruto with a closed eye smile, "I think they've learned their lesson." she said before jabbing her victim with an antidote.

Naruto sighed as he closed the man's wound, 'My wife is scary. No Nara would be able to withstand her presence and Chiyo baasama from Suna would never comprehend her level of poison.' he thought while seeing the work done.

That and Semiramis was gracious enough to lend notes and samples for Tsunade to study. It would help in Sakura Haruno's training. Hopefully she'll learn more than just enhanced strength compared to that other version of Sakura he saw in that other dimension. The real trick is finding a way to cure or counter the poisons. Regardless of kekkei genkai and bloodlines, someone overcoming all that has the right to be called a legendary medic.

Remembering the reasons why Semiramis can still be dangerous despite lacking physical strength. Naruto continued to make his way back home with his wife. All the while Saber and Shirou continue to cautiously follow the pair. Rather fearful as to how much they restrained themselves when dealing with the drunk and his companions.

"Remember kid, never let some bastard who can't handle his booze mock your woman. While you're at it, don't mock some other guy's woman." Ban said as a warning.

"Should we call an ambulance?" Saber suggested as she tried to limit the amount of witnesses as per the rules of the Grail War.

Ban waved it off, "Don't worry, Naruto knows when to hold back. Those wounds are find and the worst thing is the big guy having a concussion." he said as he started walking off with his hands in his pockets. "Honestly, they'll probably think this was a bad hangover or something." he said.

Shirou sighed as he relented to that logic along with Saber who didn't like it. Then again, both wouldn't normally approve of Ban as one of their teammates. Especially if they noticed him using Fox Hunt to "liberate" some money off the victims.

Merlin's Lab

It wouldn't surprise anyone who knew Merlin to know that she was as studious as ever. The greatest mage of Britannia was working on her latest subject of research. Escanor's Sacred Treasure, Rhitta, the divine axe was given to him by King Bartra as the monarch did the same with his fellow sins. However, what Merlin didn't know until Naruto's return from his current incarnation's timeline was that something stopped Escanor's soul from moving onto the next life. Now it appeared as if his life was bound to Rhitta.

It only made Merlin worry about what happened to the poor man. He did help everyone when it came to the final battle against the Demon King. Yet when everyone's time came to be summoned, Merlin was suspicious to see why Escanor wasn't resurrected with everyone. Initially everyone else assumed that the only human of the Seven Deadly Sins just wanted to rest, but that wasn't the case. Now here Merlin is hoping to at least metaphorically and literally save Escanor's soul.

"I could attempt the summoning ritual Naruto used to summon Semiramis. Then again, this world would have to register Escanor as someone from their long list of myths and legends." Merlin said as she went over Naruto's notes around the lab space. Then there was another risk to think about, "Another problem could be I summon a different Escanor. After all, there is another Merlin and Arthur in this world. So I can't deny or confirm that this will work unless I attempt the ritual." she says as her curiosity and need to discover runs rampant.

However as Merlin patrols the lab for materials to use. She is surprised to find Pandora's Actor banging his head on a shelf.

"Is something the matter?" Merlin asked as she approached the doppelganger.

"I have failed." the doppelganger told her.

"Failed at what?" Merlin asked with a raised brow.

"Naruto-sama gave me a new treasure to protect for him. Yet I lost it. It broke out of it's containment and I cannot find it." Pandora's Actor answered as he continued to bang his head in disappointment.

"Then keep looking. It should not have gotten too far." Merlin suggested as Pandora's Actor stopped for a moment.

He then turned to face Merlin and saluted her, "Yes of course! I cannot give up on the most important task! Thank you for the remind Merlin-sama!" he said as he started marching out. But not without Merlin hearing his random flirting, "Thank you... sexy luscious mage." the doppelganger muttered.

Back inside

Things weren't too chaotic in Shirou's home. One example being that Elizabeth helped Ilya bathe Baby Shirou and is currently tucking the two of them for bed. Though it didn't help that Meliodas wanted to give Elizabeth random body inspections. Which was a metaphor for being randomly groped or peaked on. Not only that, but Medea finished putting Little Gil and Arthur into embarrassing outfits and taking many photos for her scrapbooks. Albedo also managed to get her to create some clothing for Robin and Achilles as more ironic punishment.

It's a good thing for her that Medea found them to be good looking enough for some outfits. Though the witch wished that they looked a bit less gruff. Despite that, they continued their photoshoot without realizing that Shirou wasn't currently home.

'Why did they have to catch me? I should be seeing what the old man is up to.' Little Gil thought while crying anime tears as he was dressed in a stereotypical sailor outfit for girls.

"Hold on a moment. We forgot about Shirou's Saber." Albedo said as Medea gushed at the memory of the adorable Saber.

"That's right! Now, where is she?" Medea asked as she looked around.

"I'll go get her." Albedo only said for Little Gil to grab her arm.

"No don't do that!" Little Gil exclaimed.

"Gil, you don't speak for Ria-chan." Albedo said as she pried Little Gil off.

The daughter of Semiramis proceeded to leave the room and look around for Saber. Starting with the kitchen as she assumed Shirou had cooked something up for her.

"Oh Saber-chan!" Albedo sang as she peaked her head behind the counter. "Saber? Saber! Where are you? Medea-chan has some cute clothes for a cute little girl like yourself." she announced only to hear someone shuffling behind her.

Albedo grinned as she launched herself towards where she heard shuffling. Only to see that no one was there. She pouted as she continued looking around only to hear more shuffling which further annoyed her as she kept looking around. By the time Albedo deduced the timing of her prey, she tackled them down with a big grin on her face. Only to look confused by who she was holding down.

"Who are you!? How did you break into our home!?" Albedo asked the intruder.

The person she held down was a dark haired female with wild hair that covered up her face. The intruder also wore a strange raggedy black outfit that looks damaged. Seeing as Albedo wasn't getting any answers, she furiously grabbed the intruder by her hair to see her face. Only to be shocked by what she finds.

"Mama?" Albedo asked.

To Albedo's confusion and surprise. The female intruder looked like a younger version of her mother, Semiramis, but with blue eyes. However for a brief second, Albedo noticed there was disturbing features about her. This intruder had rings around her eyes, she was twitching violently and looked malnourished. Almost as if this person was a feral animal.

"Albie!" the girl yells as she wraps Albedo up with black tendrils.

With everyone else

Medea hummed a little tune to herself as she looked over her bag full of fabrics and outfits. Only to drop everything as she heard a scream coming from the kitchen where Albedo was searching.

"Albedo-chan?" Medea asked as she proceeded to go seek out her friend.

As the boys switched back to their original clothes. They heard a loud crashing sound followed by another scream.

"What was that?" Robin asked.

Elsewhere

(Overlord OST - Blood Frenzy)

Pandora's Actor barged through a wall and he looked very unhappy. Unhinged would be the best way to explain this doppelganger's emotions as he was carrying a cellphone in hand before crushing it.

"Naruto-sama knows of my failures, but my shame is not in him knowing. My shame is in letting this travesty happen." Pandora's Actor said as he was twitching. "SPECIMEN! I WILL CAPTURE YOU AND LOCK YOU BACK UP IN CONTAINMENT!" he roared as he dashed through the entire Emiya residence to seek out the intruder.

Meanwhile Zeref stood from the top of the main building as he could sense everyone currently at home. He smiled and chuckled to himself as he pulled out his journal and documented today's events.

"It appears that my secret elder sister has finally decided to make an appearance." he said to himself as he watched Naruto's creation run loose into the modern day.

For Nigredo had been released from containment.

TO BE CONTINUED...

SERVANT: Foreigner

True Name: [NULL]

Gender: Male

Birthdate: October 10 (same as first and second incarnation)

Species: Goddess, Demon, Dragonic

Alias: Naruto, Naruto Armstrong, Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze, The Traveller,

FAMILY MEMBERS

Spouse: Semiramis of Assyria

Daughters: Nigredo (homunculus experiment), Albedo

Sons: Zeref, Shirou Emiya (adopted, alternate timeline)

Descendants: Gilgamesh (Time discrepancy), Arthur Pendragon, Shirou Emiya

Mother: Kushina Uzumaki (Current Incarnation), Chaos (Progenitor)

Father: Minato Namikaze (Current Incarnation)

Brother: Menma Uzumaki Namikaze (Current Incarnation), Tristan (1st Incarnation's step brother)

Sister: Nori Uzumaki Namikaze (Current Incarnation)

PARAMETERS

Strength: B

Endurance: A+

Agility: A

Mana: EX

Luck: B

NP: EX

NOBLE PHANTASM

Umbra Sidus: EX

Birth By Sleep: D

Request: C+ (A)