Disclaimer- Believe it or not, I still don't own 1984, Harry Potter,
LOTR, POTC, Finding Nemo, Austin Powers, A Knight's Tale, Ferris Beuler's
Day Off, The Wizard of Oz, The Wiz, or anything else I decide to use in my
Parody.
A/N- I'm sorry for anyone who thinks I made William sound gay or romantically interested in Winston in any way. He isn't but Ed has made me swear that I wouldn't bring Jocelyn into the story because she believes that she is going to marry William someday. But he is not gay. I promise.
Chapter Three
Julia looked at Jack and Austin skeptically. "Sorry guys, but the thought of us letting Voldemort and Dr. Evil take over the world just seems like a bad idea."
"Well do you have a better one?" asked Jack.
"No," sighed Julia.
"I think I might, baby," said Austin.
"What is it?" Julia asked.
"Why don't we use the Ring to stop them!"
Jack rolled his eyes. "What a bad idea! Don't you people learn? Boromir was a git like you but thankfully you have me to stop you."
"Alright, baby. Whatever you say."
"I have an idea!" said Julia.
"What is it?" demanded Jack.
"We must destroy all evil in this world!"
"How the blazes do you intend to do that, Julia?!" said Jack.
"Yeah, that's not a small feat, baby."
"We must destroy the One Ring!" she said with much enthusiasm.
"That's bloody brilliant!" exclaimed Jack. "But how do we do that?"
"We throw it in the fires of Mt. Doom, Voldemort's secret lair."
"You're so smart, baby."
"Er... thanks, Austin."
"Hey, Julia?"
"Yes, Jack."
"We need a ride."
"I know, baby!"
"What?"
"We can use that Ferrari over there!"
"Maybe. Who's is it?"
"It's my little sister's, baby!"
"You're little sister?"
"Yeah, baby. Her name's Grace." He cupped his hand over his mouth and shouted, "Grace...Grace...GRACE!"
All of the sudden a teen-age girl walked out of nowhere. "Hey Austin, baby!"
"Give your older brother a kiss." Her and Austin snog for nearly 30 seconds.
Jack leaned closer to Julia and whispered, "So that's how it is in their family."
"Can I use your car, baby?" Austin asked her.
"Of course," she said, "Just don't get to many miles on it or I'll kill you. Ciao, baby!" And with that she vanished into this air.
"Well that was easy," said Jack.
"Yeah, let's go. But we need to pick up Winston first."
"Alright." And the three of them got in the Ferrari. Austin was about to drive off when he realized that he hadn't the faintest idea how to get to where Winston was. "Julia, baby... how do we get to Winston?"
"He's in the room above the antique shop."
"Well how do I get there, baby?"
"Well... you just... I... er... I have no idea."
"Then how did you get here?" asked Jack.
"I followed my feet."
"Right. You're insane."
All of the sudden hundreds of squeaky voices began singing.
"What's that?" asked Julia.
"I don't know," said Jack.
"They're munchkins, baby," said Austin.
"Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road! You're off to see the wizard, the evil dark lord in Mt. Doom! So just follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road..." As they continued singing a yellow road appeared under them.
"Well, that was easy," commented Jack.
"All you do is walk along this road until you get to the antique shop. We'll give you more help once you get there!" a squeaky voice exclaimed.
"Do we have to walk?" asked Austin, looking at the Ferrari.
"Well," began another squeaky voice, "I suppose you could eeeeaaassssseeee."
"Ease?" asked the three in unison.
The voices of the little munchkins all changed into the voices of soul singers and they began a new song, "Come on and ease on down, ease on down the road. Come on and ease on down, ease on down the road. Don't you carry nothing that might be a load come on and ease on down, ease on down the road.
"Pick your right foot up, when your left foot's down. Come on, let's keep moving. Don't you lose no ground..." and they continued to sing.
"Well, I really appreciate being taught how to walk by a bunch of soul- singing midgets!" retorted Jack.
"Let's drive, baby!" said Austin.
The voices of the munchkins changed back to their usual squeaky sound and they repeated, "You're off to see the wizard, the evil dark lord in Mt. Doom!"
Austin stepped on the gas and the three drove off on the yellow brick road...
A/N- Thanks for everyone who reviewed (and for not flaming me). I'm updating as quickly as possible. R/R!
Btw, if you read this and thought 'What a load of shit, this girl is just retarded' then read my other story called One Week. It's HP and more serious/romantic/etc. Remus falls for Petunia (I'm pretending she used to be pretty and somewhat normal) but the ending's pretty sad and explains a lot in my opinion. But if you like this story don't read One Week. I think it's a little dull but w/e...
À suivre... lulu
A/N- I'm sorry for anyone who thinks I made William sound gay or romantically interested in Winston in any way. He isn't but Ed has made me swear that I wouldn't bring Jocelyn into the story because she believes that she is going to marry William someday. But he is not gay. I promise.
Chapter Three
Julia looked at Jack and Austin skeptically. "Sorry guys, but the thought of us letting Voldemort and Dr. Evil take over the world just seems like a bad idea."
"Well do you have a better one?" asked Jack.
"No," sighed Julia.
"I think I might, baby," said Austin.
"What is it?" Julia asked.
"Why don't we use the Ring to stop them!"
Jack rolled his eyes. "What a bad idea! Don't you people learn? Boromir was a git like you but thankfully you have me to stop you."
"Alright, baby. Whatever you say."
"I have an idea!" said Julia.
"What is it?" demanded Jack.
"We must destroy all evil in this world!"
"How the blazes do you intend to do that, Julia?!" said Jack.
"Yeah, that's not a small feat, baby."
"We must destroy the One Ring!" she said with much enthusiasm.
"That's bloody brilliant!" exclaimed Jack. "But how do we do that?"
"We throw it in the fires of Mt. Doom, Voldemort's secret lair."
"You're so smart, baby."
"Er... thanks, Austin."
"Hey, Julia?"
"Yes, Jack."
"We need a ride."
"I know, baby!"
"What?"
"We can use that Ferrari over there!"
"Maybe. Who's is it?"
"It's my little sister's, baby!"
"You're little sister?"
"Yeah, baby. Her name's Grace." He cupped his hand over his mouth and shouted, "Grace...Grace...GRACE!"
All of the sudden a teen-age girl walked out of nowhere. "Hey Austin, baby!"
"Give your older brother a kiss." Her and Austin snog for nearly 30 seconds.
Jack leaned closer to Julia and whispered, "So that's how it is in their family."
"Can I use your car, baby?" Austin asked her.
"Of course," she said, "Just don't get to many miles on it or I'll kill you. Ciao, baby!" And with that she vanished into this air.
"Well that was easy," said Jack.
"Yeah, let's go. But we need to pick up Winston first."
"Alright." And the three of them got in the Ferrari. Austin was about to drive off when he realized that he hadn't the faintest idea how to get to where Winston was. "Julia, baby... how do we get to Winston?"
"He's in the room above the antique shop."
"Well how do I get there, baby?"
"Well... you just... I... er... I have no idea."
"Then how did you get here?" asked Jack.
"I followed my feet."
"Right. You're insane."
All of the sudden hundreds of squeaky voices began singing.
"What's that?" asked Julia.
"I don't know," said Jack.
"They're munchkins, baby," said Austin.
"Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road! You're off to see the wizard, the evil dark lord in Mt. Doom! So just follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellow brick road..." As they continued singing a yellow road appeared under them.
"Well, that was easy," commented Jack.
"All you do is walk along this road until you get to the antique shop. We'll give you more help once you get there!" a squeaky voice exclaimed.
"Do we have to walk?" asked Austin, looking at the Ferrari.
"Well," began another squeaky voice, "I suppose you could eeeeaaassssseeee."
"Ease?" asked the three in unison.
The voices of the little munchkins all changed into the voices of soul singers and they began a new song, "Come on and ease on down, ease on down the road. Come on and ease on down, ease on down the road. Don't you carry nothing that might be a load come on and ease on down, ease on down the road.
"Pick your right foot up, when your left foot's down. Come on, let's keep moving. Don't you lose no ground..." and they continued to sing.
"Well, I really appreciate being taught how to walk by a bunch of soul- singing midgets!" retorted Jack.
"Let's drive, baby!" said Austin.
The voices of the munchkins changed back to their usual squeaky sound and they repeated, "You're off to see the wizard, the evil dark lord in Mt. Doom!"
Austin stepped on the gas and the three drove off on the yellow brick road...
A/N- Thanks for everyone who reviewed (and for not flaming me). I'm updating as quickly as possible. R/R!
Btw, if you read this and thought 'What a load of shit, this girl is just retarded' then read my other story called One Week. It's HP and more serious/romantic/etc. Remus falls for Petunia (I'm pretending she used to be pretty and somewhat normal) but the ending's pretty sad and explains a lot in my opinion. But if you like this story don't read One Week. I think it's a little dull but w/e...
À suivre... lulu
