Disclaimer- Isn't this getting redundant? Well, w/e. I do not own: 1984 Harry Potter LOTR POTC Finding Nemo Austin Powers A Knight's Tale Ferris Beuler's Day Off The Wizard of Oz The Wiz Anything else I decide to use in my Parody

Okay now that we have that established...

Chapter Four

"BEEEEP! BEEEEP!"

"What on Earth is that?" said Winston.

"Dunno." William and Winston had been playing Slapjack on the floor of the Antique Shop out of sheer boredom. Winston walked over and stuck his head out the window to see Julia, Jack Sparrow, and Austin Powers in a Ferrari.

"We'll be down in one second!" he shouted.

"What does he mean we?" asked Jack.

"He's a skitso, baby!" said Austin.

"No he isn't," rebutted Julia as Winston walked out with William (A/N- They aren't gay!) They got into the car and sat down.

"Where do we go from here?" asked Winston.

"We need to destroy the One Ring by throwing it in the fires of Mt. Doom, Voldemort's secret lair."

William winced. "Don't say the name!" he begged.

"Oh, sorry. 'You-Know-Who's' secret lair. Then we can find Nemo!"

"And get my mojo back, baby!"

"Well, what about destroying all evil?" asked Jack.

"I see that as an added bonus," responded Julia.

"Then can we joust?" asked William.

"Uh...sure," said Winston.

"But first- how do we get to Mt. Doom?" asked Winston

"We don't know. The munchkins got us here..." said Julia.

"Yeah, baby! And they said they'd give us further instructions," said Austin.

"You aren't serious, are you?" asked William.

All of the sudden, four little munchkins walked out of nowhere. "Greetings," said the first one, "we are here to help you with your quest."

"Great!" Jack exclaimed. "How do we get to Mt. Doom?"

Just then an extremely tall man with long, black hair and pointed ears emerged from behind the hobbits. "How the bloody hell do you keep doing that?" yelled Jack.

"I was hiding behind the munchkins the whole time. I am Elrond, lord of the elves. What you must do to find Nemo and get Austin's mojo back is-"

"What about destroying all evil and saving Middle Earth?" asked Jack.

"Well, I just see that as an added bonus," explained Elrond. "But you must form a fellowship and face all the dangers of Middle Earth together..."

"Okay... how many people do we need in the fellowship?" asked Julia.

"Er... nine. That's my lucky number! Since you only have five, I'll lend you four munchkins: Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin. They'll hinder you more than they'll help you. But don't worry. You'll still get the job done." Then he vanished into thin air.

"How does he keep doing that?!" asked Jack.

"I don't know..." said Julia. "But we'd better get moving or else we won't have time for breakfast."

"But what about second breakfast?" asked Pippin.

"What?" asked Jack.

"Don't think he knows about that, Pip," said Merry.

"But- but- what about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? He knows about them... right?"

"Now I know what Elrond meant when he said you would hinder more than help..."

A/N- Sorry for the short chapter... I'll make a longer one next time but I'm short on writing time... R&R, people!