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don't own, so I'm going to make it all one word:
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Okay. Now that we know this... (like we didn't already?)
Chapter Five:
"Well the first thing we need to do is find the Oracle," said Julia.
"How is it that she knows everything?" exclaimed Jack.
"Here," she said. "You can borrow this." She pulled out a book entitled Saving Middle Earth for Dummies.
"Brilliant!" said Jack. He opened up and read aloud, "Chapter One: Seeing the Oracle." He finished reading the instructions in the first chapter and looked up at the others.
"But how do we get there?" asked William.
"We'll fly," said Julia.
"I'm sorry, Julia, but none of us have broomsticks, so unless you expect us to sprout little wings and fly away, it looks as if that's not an option," said Winston, seeming rather annoyed.
"Look," she said as she pointed into the sky.
Winston said, "Julia! That's a brilliant idea!"
"I don't see anything..." said the others in turn.
"I know!" said Merry. "It's those creepy thestral things again, isn't it? The ones you can only see if you've seen someone snuff it?"
"No," began Julia, "It's –"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" said a voice as a woman descended from the sky with an umbrella.
"Wicked!" said Jack.
"Amazing," muttered Julia.
"Unbelievable!" said Winston.
"Yeah, baby!" smiled Austin.
"Hooray!" exclaimed William.
And then Sam said, "Wiggity Wack!" All five of them and the woman who had floated in on her umbrella stared at him. "'Tis a word in the language of munchkins!" he said.
"Er...okay," said the woman.
"Who are you?" asked all nine at once.
"My name is Mary Poppins," she said, "I am here to help you reach the Oracle and to remind you to take your medicine."
"But none of us are sick!" exclaimed Frodo.
"Well, you must take your medicine like good little children anyways," she said as she pulled out a small brown bottle and a spoon. Music started playing in the background and Mary Poppins began singing, "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down..." As she sang she forced medicine into all the munchkins, Jack, William, Julia, and Winston. When she was done, she looked at them, smiling. "Now about that Oracle..."
"We know how to get there," said Jack, patting Saving Middle Earth for Dummies. "But we need to know how to get there!"
"That made no sense, Winston!" said Julia.
"Oh, I understood it," said Mary Poppins, "You know the directions, but you need means of transportation."
"How did she get that out of that?" Julia asked the others.
"Exactly!" said Winston.
"You can take my umbrella," Mary Poppins said.
"Not to be rude," began Winston, "but isn't it too small for us?"
"No," she said, pulling out a wand and tapping it once and muttered the word 'portus' (A/N- Sorry, I've read the books wayy too many times) "This is a Portkey. Everyone put a body part on the umbrella," -they did- "and you will be off in three... two... one." She smiled at them and waved good-bye.
Before they knew it they were standing in the middle of a deserted London street. "Stupid girl!" exclaimed Winston, "she's led us into the middle of nowhere!" He kicked a rock down the street in anger."
"No," began Jack, opening Saving Middle Earth for Dummies, "This is it. Now we need to go into that telephone booth over there." The all ran over and crammed inside. "Now somebody dial 'six, two, four, four, two'." Julia did.
A cool female voice came out of nowhere and said, "Welcome to the Oracle. Please state your name and business."
"Winston Smith, Julia (A/N- does anyone really know her last name?), Jack Sparrow, Austin Powers, William Thatcher, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took. We're here to save Middle Earth."
Nine badges came out of the chute. Winston picked up the stack and looked at the first badge. It said:
Winston Smith Rescue Mission
"Visitor to the Oracle, please pin this badge to the front of your robes. You will be required to submit to a search at the front desk which is located at the far right corner of the Atrium."
"Fine. Whatever," said Winston. The telephone booth began to move downwards into a room filled with bright light.
All of the sudden they heard four female voices begin to sing, "Wanta Fanta? Don't you wanta? Wanta Fanta?"
"Er... no." said Winston. "We're here to see the Oracle, actually."
"You nine look like a disaster, drink a Fanta! Faster, faster!" they sang.
"No thanks," repeated Winston.
"But- but-," said a blonde Fantana wearing all yellow holding a pineapple Fanta, "You must want a Fanta...don't you?"
"No. We came to see the Oracle."
"But we are the Oracle, silly!" said a Fantana wearing all purple with a grape flavoured Fanta.
"You're the Oracle?" he asked, disbelieving.
"Of course!" said the girl wearing all red with a strawberry drink.
Then the last one, wearing all orange with an orange drink said, "We saw you coming." She pointed down to a piece of paper on the desk, "Now have a Fanta, and we'll get to business."
A/N- Sorry for not updating for so long... I've tried several times but there have been really bed lightning storms in our area and the internets been down for awhile. This is the first chance I've had to add a new chapter. But then again, no one reviewed! I just assume no one has read it... R/R, please!!!
Chapter Five:
"Well the first thing we need to do is find the Oracle," said Julia.
"How is it that she knows everything?" exclaimed Jack.
"Here," she said. "You can borrow this." She pulled out a book entitled Saving Middle Earth for Dummies.
"Brilliant!" said Jack. He opened up and read aloud, "Chapter One: Seeing the Oracle." He finished reading the instructions in the first chapter and looked up at the others.
"But how do we get there?" asked William.
"We'll fly," said Julia.
"I'm sorry, Julia, but none of us have broomsticks, so unless you expect us to sprout little wings and fly away, it looks as if that's not an option," said Winston, seeming rather annoyed.
"Look," she said as she pointed into the sky.
Winston said, "Julia! That's a brilliant idea!"
"I don't see anything..." said the others in turn.
"I know!" said Merry. "It's those creepy thestral things again, isn't it? The ones you can only see if you've seen someone snuff it?"
"No," began Julia, "It's –"
"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" said a voice as a woman descended from the sky with an umbrella.
"Wicked!" said Jack.
"Amazing," muttered Julia.
"Unbelievable!" said Winston.
"Yeah, baby!" smiled Austin.
"Hooray!" exclaimed William.
And then Sam said, "Wiggity Wack!" All five of them and the woman who had floated in on her umbrella stared at him. "'Tis a word in the language of munchkins!" he said.
"Er...okay," said the woman.
"Who are you?" asked all nine at once.
"My name is Mary Poppins," she said, "I am here to help you reach the Oracle and to remind you to take your medicine."
"But none of us are sick!" exclaimed Frodo.
"Well, you must take your medicine like good little children anyways," she said as she pulled out a small brown bottle and a spoon. Music started playing in the background and Mary Poppins began singing, "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down..." As she sang she forced medicine into all the munchkins, Jack, William, Julia, and Winston. When she was done, she looked at them, smiling. "Now about that Oracle..."
"We know how to get there," said Jack, patting Saving Middle Earth for Dummies. "But we need to know how to get there!"
"That made no sense, Winston!" said Julia.
"Oh, I understood it," said Mary Poppins, "You know the directions, but you need means of transportation."
"How did she get that out of that?" Julia asked the others.
"Exactly!" said Winston.
"You can take my umbrella," Mary Poppins said.
"Not to be rude," began Winston, "but isn't it too small for us?"
"No," she said, pulling out a wand and tapping it once and muttered the word 'portus' (A/N- Sorry, I've read the books wayy too many times) "This is a Portkey. Everyone put a body part on the umbrella," -they did- "and you will be off in three... two... one." She smiled at them and waved good-bye.
Before they knew it they were standing in the middle of a deserted London street. "Stupid girl!" exclaimed Winston, "she's led us into the middle of nowhere!" He kicked a rock down the street in anger."
"No," began Jack, opening Saving Middle Earth for Dummies, "This is it. Now we need to go into that telephone booth over there." The all ran over and crammed inside. "Now somebody dial 'six, two, four, four, two'." Julia did.
A cool female voice came out of nowhere and said, "Welcome to the Oracle. Please state your name and business."
"Winston Smith, Julia (A/N- does anyone really know her last name?), Jack Sparrow, Austin Powers, William Thatcher, Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took. We're here to save Middle Earth."
Nine badges came out of the chute. Winston picked up the stack and looked at the first badge. It said:
Winston Smith Rescue Mission
"Visitor to the Oracle, please pin this badge to the front of your robes. You will be required to submit to a search at the front desk which is located at the far right corner of the Atrium."
"Fine. Whatever," said Winston. The telephone booth began to move downwards into a room filled with bright light.
All of the sudden they heard four female voices begin to sing, "Wanta Fanta? Don't you wanta? Wanta Fanta?"
"Er... no." said Winston. "We're here to see the Oracle, actually."
"You nine look like a disaster, drink a Fanta! Faster, faster!" they sang.
"No thanks," repeated Winston.
"But- but-," said a blonde Fantana wearing all yellow holding a pineapple Fanta, "You must want a Fanta...don't you?"
"No. We came to see the Oracle."
"But we are the Oracle, silly!" said a Fantana wearing all purple with a grape flavoured Fanta.
"You're the Oracle?" he asked, disbelieving.
"Of course!" said the girl wearing all red with a strawberry drink.
Then the last one, wearing all orange with an orange drink said, "We saw you coming." She pointed down to a piece of paper on the desk, "Now have a Fanta, and we'll get to business."
A/N- Sorry for not updating for so long... I've tried several times but there have been really bed lightning storms in our area and the internets been down for awhile. This is the first chance I've had to add a new chapter. But then again, no one reviewed! I just assume no one has read it... R/R, please!!!
