Wow. It's been forever! When I started this lovely masterpiece (hehe) I swore to myself
I wouldn't be one of those losers that gets a story going and leaves fans (I have about two total) waiting for like… years. But it hasn't been a year yet… okay so it has, but we can overlook that. The point is I'm back for more of this ridiculousness, and…
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?
Okay, so I'll parody everything else… but not football… not yet anyways… there's just some things you can't mess with… like the NFL, the MLL, and me ; ) … and speaking of football, what an amazing season from my Pittsburgh Stillers... can I get a hoo-rah!
Alright so my first disclaimer in almost a year:
(Note: I've done enough with the movies and the books... I'm starting to run out of super-famous ones that we all know about... you can tell me any other ones you think I should add… but my new task is tackling the TV shows… oh this will be fun)
Anyways, I do not own the following:
1984
Harry Potter
The Lord of the Rings
Pirates of the Caribbean
Finding Nemo
Austin Powers
A Knight's Tale
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
The Wizard of Oz
The Wiz
The Matrix
Mary Poppins
The Sound of Music
The Fantanas… all FIVE of them
Anything for Dummies
Mean Girls
My Fair Lady
8 Mile
American Idol
Something's Got to Give (I don't know where I've ever used that… do any of you?)
Star Wars
Friends
House
CSI
24
or any of the other multitudes of books, movies, or TV shows I feel like making fun of…
So on to my little chronicle:
Chapter Eight:
Austin stepped forward and pushed open the door. Frodo, who was waiting with his kazoo, began to play. Fluffy staggered and fell, leaving the trap door unattended.
"Alright," said Frodo. "Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?"
"Wrong movie," said Austin. "There's nothing wrong with this dark creepy tunnel… it's perfectly safe!" And he jumped down. "It's okay, baby! Come on down."
The other eight followed suit and fell onto the soft, muddy floor below. "What now, mate?" Jack asked.
"Dunno," replied Winston.
"Woah… wait!" exclaimed Julia, picking up a dusty piece of parchment and blowing the years of filth off. "These must be instructions… It reads:
Dearest Heroes,
It is high time you are reading this! It is in your best interest to follow the instructions in this letter most carefully, for they will help you achieve your goal of saving Middle-Earth. But first, you must rescue me. I am being held captive by the evil forces of You-Know-Who. It will be difficult, but possible, to rescue me. You must work together to overcome the tasks before you. If you feel that you are ready, proceed through the door ahead of you. The best of luck to you!
Yours truly,
Gandumbliwon
None of them spoke for several minutes. "Do any of you know a Gandumbliwon?" asked Winston.
"I know a Merlin," responded William.
"I've heard of Dumbledore," said Julia.
"And we know a Gandalf," added Frodo.
Austin glared at them. "So what, baby? This says Gandumbliwon." He pulled out his book and flipped it open to the pockmarked page. "Chapter Three," he read aloud, "'Saving Gandumbliwon. You must survive a series of tasks guarding the last member of your group.'"
"Well that settles it… we must save him!" said Winston. "On the count of three we go…ONE…TWO-"
BOOM!
There was the door, hanging off its hinges, with William standing net to it with a lance. "Sorry, all. I've really been wanting to do that…"
"It's fine," Julia assured him, "let's go now."
The nine proceeded into the next room but were surprised when the entered. It was empty. Completely and utterly empty.
"Helloo," whispered Pippin.
Hello, hello, hello… came his echo. "I guess there's no one in here."
"Maybe someone's already been through here?" suggested Frodo.
"Perhaps," Julia responded.
Out of nowhere, a soft, male voice began to speak. It was calling for help. "Where's that coming from?" asked Jack, stumbling and looking around.
"Look, baby! Down there!" Austin was pointing to the far corner of the room where there was a shadow on the ground.
"Shall we?" asked Jack. They nodded, and began to move towards the unknown.
A/N- Alright… sorry if it's bad… I'm gonna try to write a lot more in the next week (daily if possible… and much longer chappies). My goal is 30 reviews… because I'm just awesome like that.
And also- you might have noticed that I removed 'One Week.' To be quite frank, it sucked. (This one kindof does too, and there's a better one in the works, I promise). I did have a grande plan for 'One Week' though… I've just forgotten it. Oh well.
À suivre… Lulu
