Sorry, folks! I bet when you saw the title "This is not a chapter," you thought it must have been some clever trick or play on words and there actually was a fresh new chapter waiting here for you.
You were, if you for some reason hadn't come to this obvious conclusion, wrong. But it's alright, I'm sure you're used to it.
Anyhow, I thought this might be a nifty little place to post that I have to go to SCHOOL from July 16 to August 3. Isn't that a bummer?
The point of telling you that is to let you know the reason for my impending lack of updates (which actually seems kind of silly seeing as I went over a year without updating… twice). But I have (at least for the next month or two) changed my ways and plan to write one more chapter for every (kind) review I get.
So if you (for some godforsaken reason) liked my little story, please leave me lots of happy and wonderful reviews to brighten my day when I return from the Class of Doom.
Like I said, for every one I receive, I will write a nice long chapter and will include whatever you so desire.
But don't hang up just yet!
I thought it would be a nice idea, as some sort of very weak collateral, to give you a preview of coming attractions. So if you see something you like or don't, tell me!
Scenes from next month's all new episodes of: A Parody to End All Parodies…
-We will finally meet Gandumbliwon. Alias: Johnny Smith. (Thank you, The Dead Zone!)
-Things will heat up between Julia and one of the nine male protagonists… but who? (Thank you, All Soap Operas!)
-While drilling for oil to avoid the rising cost of gas prices, the fellowship will be asked to travel though Middle Outer Space to blow up an asteroid and thwart God's intended Armageddon. (Thank you, Armageddon)
-God is not happy. (Thank you, The Bible! Ha ha, just kidding. But seriously.)
-Neither are a lot of other people- some of which will come from the X-Files once I have any idea what that is about. (Thank you, Emma!)
-Anything you kind people tell me because without you, I am a very sad little person writing meaningless nonsense for no one. And that is not a good thought for me to be thinking now, is it? No, I didn't think so! (Thank you, Anyone Who Wants To Have Their Name, Affiliation, Or Favourite Book/Movie/TVSeries In My Story!)
Alright. For all intensive purposes, that is all I have to say.
Yours truly,
Lulu
