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Dungeons and Dragons.

The travelers, and Saint Dane, avoiding having to save or destroy Halla, decide to play a game of dungeons and dragons.

Spader: (Reading a card to Bobby) You enter the door to the north. You are now by yourself standing in a dark room. The smell of mildew and mold comes from the wet dungeon walls.

Saint Dane: Were are the cheetos?

Spader: They're right next to you!

Bobby: I cast a spell!

Saint Dane: Were's the mountin dew?

Spader: In the fridge, DUH!

Bobby: I wanna cast a spell!

Saint Dane: Can I have a mountin dew?

Spader: YES! You can have a mountin dew, just go get it!

Bobby: I can cast any of these on the list right?

Spader: Yes, as long as it's a low level one.

Saint Dane: I'm going to get a soda, anyone want one? Hey Spader i'm not in the room right?

Spader: What room?

Saint Dane: The room were Pendragon is casting all these spells!

Spader: He hasn't casted anything yet!

Bobby: I would if you'd listen! I'm casting magic missle!

Spader: Why are you casting magic missle, there isn't anything to attack here!

Bobby: Oh...erm.. I'm attacking the darkness!

Everyone but Bobby: (Laughs Nerd-like)

Spader: Okay, you attack the darkness. There's an elf infront of you.

Alder: Woah, that's me right?

Spader: He's wearing a brown tunic, and he has grey hair, and blue eyes.

Alder: No, I have grey eyes!

Spader: Lemme see that sheet!

Alder: Well, it says I have blue eyes. But I want grey eyes!

Spader: Whatever, okay you guys can talk to each other.

Bobby: Hello.

Alder: Hello.

Bobby: I am Galstaff, sorcerer of light!

Alder: Then how come you had to cast magic missle?

Everyone but Bobby: (Laughs Nerd-like)

Spader: Okay, your being attacked.

Saint Dane: Do I see that happening?

Spader: NO! Your outside by the tavern!

Saint Dane: Will I get drunk?

Spader: Pfft... There are seven ogres surounding you two--

Alder: How can seven ogres surround us? I had morten kiden's faithful watchdog cast!

Spader: No you didn't.

Saint Dane: I'm getting drunk, are there any girls there?

Alder: I TOTALLY DID! You asked me if I wanted any equipment before your adventure and I said no, but I do need material compounents to do spells! So, I casted morten kiden's faithful watchdog!

Spader: But you never actually casted!

Saint Dane: Roll the dice to see if i'm getting drunk!

Spader: Yeah! You are...

Saint Dane: Are there any girls there?

Spader: Yeah!

Alder: I did though! I completley did when you asked me!

Spader: No you didn't! You didn't actually say you were casting the spell! Now there's ogres OKAY!

Saint Dane: Cool-- cause if there are any girls there I wanna --

(Argument continues, and the Game is left unfinished.)

Spader, who is fumed, goes home to Cloral to play the game with Yenza amd a few other Aquaneers.

Alder goes home to confuse Rellin with the concept of Star Wars.

And, Bobby and Saint Dane watch movies all day while eating popcorn and cheetos.

THE END OF THIS CHAPTER STARTS HERE!

Was that dumb or what? Hah-ha. Well, review please!