Hi guys, I just want to thank every one that reviewed! And thank you for correcting my spelling of 'Sayid', my apologies for spelling it wrong. Oh and last time I forgot to thank the creators of Bored of the Rings, for a little inspiration, and a good laugh. And without much further ado, here's chapter two!
Sayid: LC does not own Lost or Lord of the Rings, and she never will, thank goodness!
Lord of the Lost
Chapter 2
Charlie walked slowly into the direction he had heard the noise. If you could call it walking, he was stumbling over the smallest stones and twigs (remember he hit his head against the cave hard!).
"For some reason I fell very dizzy….," he said groggily.
He then tripped over an ant, and landed flat on his face. When the earth had stopped spinning beneath him he opened his eyes to see something very shiny in the grass. He picked it up and looked at it. It was a gold ring, he carefully brushed away the dirt and moss that clung to it as he stood up. Then he got and idea.
"Hey! Maybe I could give this to Claire and then she wouldn't leave me alone! Ever!" he exclaimed excitedly. Fantasies filled his head of him giving her the ring, and she would be so happy with him that she would go back with him to the caves. He laughed at the thought of Kate and Shannon's pouting faces as she left them for him.
"Yeah….," Charlie said dreamily, nodding his head.
Suddenly, without warning a large stick struck him in the back of the head. "Ouch!" he screamed, as he rubbed his wound. He turned around to see Locke.
"What are you doin' mate?" yelled Charlie, he was very angry because this interrupted his wonderful fantasy.
Lock bent down into Charlie's eyes, he was so close he could fell his breath on him. 'Good golly, this man needs a ticktack!" thought Charlie.
"What's that you got there?" Locke questioned as he backed off.
"Well," Charlie began, wiping the spit out of his eye, "it's a ring, and I'm gonna give it to Claire!"
"NO!" screamed Locke, "You must not do that!"
"But… I was just," Charlie tried to explain.
"NO! Keep it secret, keep it safe!" he ordered, with his eye's almost popping out of their sockets. "Now stay right there, I'll be right back!" and with that he ran off, leaving poor Charlie alone again.
It wasn't long before Charlie was bored yet again. So as he was rolling around on the ground, he got an idea.
"Hey!" he shouted, "let's play tag!"
"Alright, let's," he answered himself.
So he began his game, for most people this would not be to hard, all you have to do is hit yourself. But not for our Charlie, he wanted some exercise! It was all very comical, he was running around slapping himself on the back, then changing directions and doing it all over again. He was having a lot of fun until he realized Locke was staring at him.
"What in Samuel Adams name are you doing?" he asked, with an eyebrow raised.
"Well…. I was just… then you know….. ummmm …… yeah…," he began confidently. Then, Charlie realized Locke had changed clothes. He was wearing long gray robes tied with a rope around the waist, a large pointy hat, and he was holding a large staff like stick.
"What's with the hat man," he questioned.
Locke stared at him for a good hour and a half before answering, "Never mind the pointy hat! We've got bigger boars to fry!"
"Like ……. What?" Charlie said.
"That ring you have there," Locke answered, "it's EVIL!"
Charlie looked at the ring, it didn't look evil, in fact it was kind of cute. And before he knew it he was cuddling it up against his beard, and saying, "CUUUTE! Who's a good ring? Who's a good ring! Awwwwww…."
Locke just stared at him as he 'cuddled' the ring.
"It has already taken a hold of you!" Locke screamed in despair, throwing his hands up. As he did this the skies darkened, lightning struck, and thunder sounded. Charlie ended his 'cuddle fest' and looked up in horror, as Locke seemed to loom above him much higher than before.
"NOW! Charlie listen to me!" he commanded, with his staff pointing at Charlie's nose.
Charlie then opened his mouth and let out the girliest scream any male species has ever uttered, flung his arms in the air, and began to run around in triangles.
"Silence!" Locke commanded in a very stern voice, "Stop this nonsense and listen to me!"
But Charlie did not stop, he began rolling around in the mud covering his eyes, and screaming his head off.
Locke looked at his crazed underling, and let out a sigh. "Fine," he said, as the skies cleared, the thunder and lightning stopped, and everything was right again.
Charlie sat up, and looked around. "Ah, that's much better," he said cheerfully standing up and brushing himself off. "So, what do you want Mr. Locke?"
"Well," Locke began, striating his hat, "That ring is evil, and it must be destroyed."
'This all sounds very familiar….' Charlie thought, 'oh well..'
Well I hope you all liked that! Hopefully I'll figure out what's gonna happen next soon! Lol!
I posted this chapter a little sooner than I wanted; but I needed to get me mind off a manga I just read, Fushigi Yugi, because I think one of my (sniff) favorite characters is dead (burst out crying) and I don't have the next book, so I don't know if he is or not! (shakes head violently) NUUUUUUUUUUU! Nuriko you can't be dead! (Falls off wheely chair) ouch! (passes out).
Nuriko: EEK! Tama-baby please revive her while I finish up in her stead.
Lara Chubb: (drool)
Tamahome: Ewwwwwwwww……
Nuriko: ummm…. Please review and tune in next time to find out what Charlie has to do! Thank you and g'night! (bow).
