Hey guys, I am soooo sorry! I been so lazy! Please forgive me. It's been a long time, but, one good thing that came out of my long absence, I got to finally read all the Harry Potter books yay! But I also broke my foot and that was bad…….. well anyway on with the fic!

"Well…" said Steve, taking out the map and examining it carefully, "It should be right through those trees down yonder."

Steve pointed in the direction of two small bushes.

"FINALLY!" screamed Charlie as he ran as fast as he could through the trees/bushes, only to find a large valley with a large tree in the middle, but there was no sign of a sign from the Inn of the Prancing French Lady.

"IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" Charlie screamed, slamming his fists into the soft ground and kicking his feet in the air. Once he finished, he got to his feet and brushed himself off, he backed up a few paces then ran full speed, screaming into the large tree in the middle of the valley.

The tree shook more than he expected, and he thought he heard some screaming from the sky. Though he thought nothing of it because he had just rammed his head into a tree, and the screaming might just be a symptom of some server head injury (he had had them many times before).

When he finally opened his eye's, he saw that he was lying on his back and looking straight up in to the large tree, but he also saw the largest tree house he had ever seen. Then, he noticed an angry middle aged woman staring down upon him, with fire in her eyes, and a frying pan in her hand.

"Oi! You must be the French woman!" Charlie called up to her, "I've been looking every where for yo—"

"STUPIDE!" the French woman screamed, throwing the frying pan at Charlie. He gracefully dodged the projectile and brought his arms up in surrender.

"I come in peace," Charlie said, he then decided that she probably didn't speak English at all, so he decided to speak her language, "El elefante elegante echa la enchilada!"

But this seemed to just enrage her more. "Crap," thought Charlie, "I must have said something wrong!"

"Please," begged Charlie, unable to come up with anymore French sentences," we need to meet someone here, can we come up?"

"We?" the French woman said confused.

"Oh goody," Charlie said delighted, "now could you throw down a ladder or something so we could come up."

"No, no, no….. Not oui, we, as in us, there is only one of you why do you say we?" explained the French female, as she threw a random tree squirrel at Charlie. Though it never reached him, for as soon as it left her hand it was grabbed in the talons of a large hawk, who squawked for joy to finally have something to eat.

This would have traumatized Charlie very much, but he did not notice for he was way to busy looking for Scott and Steve. He looked under, twigs, animals, and dixi cups.

Then he looked under a small pebble and as soon as he did the earth underneath it began to move, and Steve's head popped out of the ground. Charlie backed away in shock, as Steve and Scott proceeded to come out of the ground brushing themselves off.

"I told you that would be faster," Scott said to Steve.

"Fine, you win," sighed Steve as he handed some pixi stix to Scott.

"Yes!" yelled Scott as he began to devour them greedily.

"Thanks guys," Steve yelled down the hole.

Then three penguins emerged from it. "No problem," one of them said as the other two saluted and disappeared down the hole. "You didn't see anything…," said the remaining one waving his wings and disappearing down into the hole as well.

"Bye," Said Steve and Scott together, then they both turned to the very shocked English chap.

"Sooo…. Where's the Inn?" Questioned Steve.

Charlie pointed up into the tree, and said, "Can we come up now."

The French woman rolled her eyes, then threw down a rope ladder, and they began their journey into the Inn of the Prancing French Lady.

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Well, how did you guys like it? Yeah I know it's short, but I updated right?

Okay I'll answer the reviews now……

Katiiey Yes I wish It was Johnny on the polar bear, oh the things I could do with that…. (sigh) anyway………. Bye

Leaviel hope this one makes you happy too! WOOT!

Warriorelf214 Well it's been a while but I did keep writing.

Bookworm835 WHOA you wrote a harry potter fic? I'll try to read it sometime to day or this weekend… I've been hooked on HP ever since I read the first book, which was like a few months ago….. anyway. Yeah…. Bye

Jilene Marr I'd like to thank you because I saw your review this morning and then I'm like "I need to update, now!" so I did ……. Thank you a lot or this chap wouldn't have happened for another week or two. Bye

Samwise: THANK YOU

OOOOOOOOOOKay so next time Charlie and the gang go into the INN what wonders await them there? Tune in next time and don't forget to review!

Oh and I almost forgot incase any of you wanted to know, what Charlie said, el elefante elegante echa la enchilada, it was Spanish for the elegant elephant threw the enchilada, or at least I think in it ,unless my Spanish teacher last year lied to me……. Anyway that's all for now bye!