Hey what up! Blackraver here, and I have what I hope,will be a very good story! Right now, I am loving Haru yaoi

(Heheheheheheh) Sorry well anyway here's my story I hope you like it! I hope I can write as well as theMaven, or

StarRose, one of my other idols! I have so many sniffs dramatically in a very Shigure-like way.

(Rice ball in sailor suit, "Get on with it!")

Chapter 1: The Phone Call

Shigure, who fell asleep on his computer again, woke up at about 5:30 am. He turned off the computer, and

walked into the hall singing, "Breakfast time, Breakfast time, all for meeeeee, Breakfast!"

Tohru was already up, making onigiri, beef stew, and porridge.

"Well, good morning, Shigure, did you have a good sleep?" Tohru asked in her normal, overly happy voice.

"Well I suppose," the inu replied, "I'm just looking forward to one of your delicious home-cooked meals. Alas,

where would we be without our sweet little flower? Barely surviving on Yuki's cooking, I suppose-"

He continued on in this fashion, rambling about Tohru, cooking, and something about the destruction of his

house.

Kyo entered the room, and as he did every morning, went straight to the fridge and took a long drink directly from

the milk carton, and put it back in the door.

Yuki, as usual was the last to descend down the stairs in the morning to start the school day. His hair was

uncharacteristically messy and unkempt, and he walked around the kitchen like a zombie. Tohru finished

making the tea, and set everything down on the table.

"Ok, breakfast is ready everyone!" she called happily.

"Oh, finally," Kyo said, in his normal tone that sounds pissed, but we all know he's not, really. ;)

Everyone sat down on their normal cushions and began to eat. Tohru kept asking them if they thought it was too

bland, but they all told her no, which was true, because before Tohru stumbled upon their secret, they had eaten

food that would not count as dog food to normal people. So they were very grateful Tohru was there.

They all finished their breakfast, and Tohru took their dishes into the kitchen to wash.

Shigure sat there contentedly, humming the High School Girls Song. (Lol Gotta Love That!) Kyo had turned on

the television, and Yuki was upstairs gathering his books for school (having finally fully woken up.)

The phone rang and Shigure quickly sprang up, running like a fairy in his usual way to answer it.

"Hello, Souma Residence, Shigure Souma, famous Novelist speaking,"

"Cut the crap, Shigure," said the man on the other line.

"Oh, hello to you too, Shigure, nice to hear you again, Shigure. Is that so much to ask?" he whined dramatically.

"Shigure, we have something important to discuss," Hatori told him in his usual monotonous tone.

"Well, oh really. Well, if you suppose that's the best thing for the boy…."

Kyo had turned his attention from the morning news to Shigure's conversation on the phone.

'What the hell is going on now,' he thought, dreading the answer.

Shigure had hung up the phone.

"Tohru, Yuki, could you all come into the living room for a moment?" said Shigure unusually serious.

"Oh, is something wrong Shigure?" said Tohru in a worried tone.

She hoped there was nothing upsetting him.

Yuki had come down the stairs, and he also looked concerned.

"Well, nothing wrong really- no really Tohru, heh heh, no need to get upset."

"Well, what do you want to tell us?" Kyo said blandly.

"Well, Ha'ri has informed me that we are about to have a new houseguest!" said a very excited chibi Shigure.

"WHO?" yelled Yuki and Kyo together.

"Hat-su-haruuuuuuuu!"

(AN: Sorry it was so short, really I just wanted to end it on a cliffhanger. Well, sort of anyway. I'm no good at writi-

ng. I'M SOOOOOORRRRY WORLD! Just kidding. But anyway, if you have any rants or raves, questions or com-

ments, you know what to do. Just send me a review ( I read them all, so I'll try to fix it, or keep doing whatever it

might be I'm doing right, or try to answer your question the best I can.) Domo!