Well I figured I might as well thank reviewers whose reviews I thoroughly enjoyed reading. So thanks for reviewing to blueacorn5, ellianna, My Book Just Ate my Pants

Sawyerslover, and Kapeesh1214. By the way I am really bored with the story a New Rider so if anybody actually liked it then I will update.

This story is going to kind of jump around a lot because unlike some authors, who I have amazing respect for, I don't have the patience to rewrite all three books. I might add more scenes later but for now I am skipping Lorien. I can't figure out how to alter those scenes.

Starting Here

Pippin tried to avoid looking into the water as much as possible. He could only stand looking at his green face for so long. Luckily, Frodo was in a different boat. Occasionally, for a brief moment, he even forgot he was green. The fellowship was silent, remembering Lorien, until late in the morning when Pippin began to think of The Shire.

"Well that rather reminded me of home." Aragorn looked strangely at Pippin as he said this.

"Your little folk land must be fair indeed if it can compare to those woods." said Boromir from behind him.

"I beg your pardon" Merry turned so he could see Boromir, "But we do not live in a 'little folk land' but a very nice land called the Shire and though it is fair it does not compare to Lorien." With this he lightly kicked Pippin who yelped and pushed Merry causing the boat to rock.

To prevent a fight from tipping the boat Aragorn hurriedly said "The two lands are not very similar but they both have trees" This seemed to satisfy both hobbits and they settled down.

Suddenly Frodo looked into the water and said "Say, what is that?" The entire fellowship looked down and saw nothing except Pippin who flinched at his reflection. Frodo laughed.

As they all looked back up Gimli whispered to Legolas "This hobbit really must be angry. His tricks are stating to get annoying.

"Pippin deserves it though."

At this Gimli laughed. "I've swallowed many rings in my time. At least none of them were that important." They both watched as Frodo and Sam stared some odd hobbit game which involved hitting each other over the head and saying 'I won'.

Merry also watched this. "Hey" he said to Pippin. "Want to play?"

Pippin scowled. "Not with you. Last time I got a concussion." Behind them, Boromir muttered something about not healing.

After the sun had set and the majority of the fellowship couldn't see anymore they stopped for the night. Although Pippin was tired because he had been sitting all day he couldn't sleep because he was hungry. "Not again" he whispered to himself. When his stomach growled really loudly Merry woke up and promptly tied Pippin to a tree to keep him away from the food.

As soon as the sun started to rise Pippin yelled "Up!" Everyone except Merry and Frodo and Pippin jumped up and grabbed a weapon.

Frodo turned angrily to Pippin "You haven't done anything this whole journey, only gotten hungry"

"You haven't done much either" Pippin replied. "You only get angry and then get stabbed. You're not even the ring bearer anymore. Technically, I am"

This rather surprised the rest of the Fellowship. "Actually," Aragorn said. "He's right. He is bearing the ring". Unsettled by this though the group got into their boats and floated away.

"So Pippin old chap." Boromir said after about an hour. "Why don't you come to Gondor? We have lots of food there…" After a few minutes of talking, Boromir realized that Pippin had fallen asleep. 'Stupid hobbit' he thought. The fellowship floated on for a few days until they reached Tol Brandir. There, someone would have to choose which way to go.