Author's note: I've been planning this for like a week. Dosn't that make you feel all ninja-ish. This should be 21 chapters, I hope, maybe 22. Well, read on!

Disclaimer: Last time I checked, I wasn't Natsuki Takaya or who owns any of the other stuffI mention...

Warnings: Language


Kyo staired out the window, cursing the rain.

"Curse you, damn rain." he said. Yuki was stairing at the TV, skimming through the channels, one hundred channels and nothing to watch. Either stupid show or reruns were on. He sighed and settled for some anime with a little blonde kid called Zatchand aguy he was calling Kyo.

"Dammit, change the channel! That little kid is saying my name real annoying-like!" Kyo said. "Don't make me hurt you." Yuki changed the channel, since he was about to anyway. He'd already seen this episode, anyway. He stopped on another anime, one with a bunch of pirates, talking about some "one piece". He settled for this, even though he didn't really watch this anime that often, only when nothing else was on.

"KYO! YUKI!" Shigure shattered their silence with his yell. "I have something to tell you!" The boys went up to his study slowly. When they came in, he was holding a letter.

"I get to go to a signing!" he said. "I'll be away for twenty days, but I GET TO GO TO A SIGNING!" The boys looked at their cousin, who hugged the paper he held with a stupid look on his face.

"What about Tohru? She's coming back next week from the wedding she went to." Kyo said.

"She's staying with her granfather. He said it was okay and she agreed to it, too." Shigure smiled. "Since I can't leave you two here alone, because I won't have a house to come back too, and you won't stay with anyone at the main house, I arranged for you to stay with Aaya!"

"No way in hell am I staying there!" Kyo yelled.

"For once, I agree with you, stupid cat." Yuk said, glairing at Shigure.

"Well, you could stay with someone at the main house..."

"NO!" Yuki yelled.

"Then you have to stay with Aaya!" Shigure said. "Oh, and Aaya already has someone staying with him. You remember Sakura?" Kyo glaired at him while in Yuki's head, he laughed.

'Might be worth it,' Yuki thought, 'IfSakurais there...'


A/N: OOOH, what's so special about Sakura? Why does Shigure randomly have a signing? What's Tohru doing at a wedding? Is the meaning of life really 42? Why haven't I seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail?Why are there noodles in my tea?

Oh, wait. That's my soup.

But beside that, SO MANY QUESTIONS! Will I answer them all? Maybe. Maybe not. I'm evil. Fear me.