The next day, Muffin and Doughnut were watching Danny Phantom while Sam and Danny were still tied to each other in the chair, The lovebirds couldn't see the screen, but what Muffin and Doughnut were saying was pretty weird.
Muffin and Doughnut were watching their favorite episode: Fanning the Flames.
"GO DANNY! Work it, baby!"
Danny and Sam cringed. "What the heck are they watching?"
"I just never realized… you're really pretty when you're about to fall off a building."
Sam and Danny recognized that line… and blushed… and Sam was still tied to Danny's lap… how fun. Muffin and Doughnut said the lines with the T.V.
"But you're over there, and I'm over here. I wanna be over there!"
Danny winced. "Sam, I'm really sorry about that time when I was under Ember's spell and I accidentally pushed you off the building."
Sam smiled. "It's okay. You were under a spell."
"CAST BY YOU! Oh Sam, you just work WONDERS on Danny-poo." Muffin and Doughnut had finished Fanning the Flames and decided to continue with The List.
"We'rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre BACK!" For some reason Muffin was talking to the wall as if she was a T.V. host. It was very bizarre. Doughnut, Sammy, and Dan, oopsy! Mess up! Let's try again.
Doughnut, Sam, and Danny were staring. Muffin realized what she was doing. "Um, right. Reasons 11 through 20!"
Doughnut stared at her friend and spoke slowly. "Muffin: Why are you talking like that?"
Muffin turned bright red when she realized she was talking to a wall. "Ummmmmmmmm, REASON # 11! When you had your memory wiped, you LIKED Sam!" Muffin squealed while poking Danny in the head.
Danny was outraged! No one pokes Danny Fenton in the head! "No I didn't!" He yelled angrily. "I was not attracted to Sam!"
"Hey! Are you saying I am not attractable?" Sam said. Let this be a lesson: Goths (or anybody, really) get really angry and PMS-y after two days tied to someone's lap in a chair.
"No, Sam," Danny said nervously. "I was just saying we are only friends!"
Muffin and Doughnut smirked. "Shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure."
A T.V. turns on. Muffin blinked.
"Doughnut, when did you get a T.V?"
"I bought it at Best Buy last night. I got the money from selling pictures of Danny and Sam tied together sleeping on the internet!"
"Oh, okay."
"HEY!"
"Watch the T.V!"
The T.V. turned on. Kittly/Paulina was sitting in a chair. Danny was interrogating her.
"At first I was going to overshadow your friend. The spooky chic in black. You like her, don't you?"
"Sam? I, uh, well," T.V. Danny glared at Kitty/Paulina. Kitty/Paulina raised an eyebrow before continuing.
Doughnut groaned. "Wrong clip! Still a good one!" She switched the tape (she had a wall lined with shelves stuffed with Danny clips.)
Danny and Tucker were sitting. Sam walks in dressed in pink. Danny shoves Tucker off his chair and offers Sam a seat.
Doughnut screamed for a few minutes before continuing. "Not liking her my butt! Reason Number Twelve! Sam wore pink for you! She hates pink!
Sam tried to jump up and just crushed a VERY ... sensitive... part of Danny's... lap ... anatomy. He screamed in pain while Sam screamed words. "Ghosts were attacking! I needed Danny!"
Muffin smirked. "YOU needed Danny?"
Sam went red. "HOW DID YOU GET THESE VIDEOS? I mean, um, Amity Park needed him! "
Muffin sighed dreamily while staring at Danny. Doughnut slapped her on the back of her head. "Suuuure. #13! You held hands in the Ghoooooooost Zoooooooooooooooooooooone!
(AN: Ok, back to script.)
S: He was cold!
M: Whatever!
Dt: #14, this one is GOLD! You had TWO "fake" out make-outs!
S: I had to hide Danny's powers from Valerie!
D: I had to hide Sam from my dad!
Dt: So you starting kissing? Seems to make you more conspicuous! So, #15, Sam hates Paulina!
D: And?
M: Danny likes Paulina. Sam likes Danny. So Sam doesn't like Paulina!
D+S: -,-
Dt: So, anyway, yeah. #16! BECAUSE I SAID SO!
D+S: Okay, besides the fact that you just spit on us, that isn't a reason!
Dt: Sure it is! Your floor, Muffin!
M: #17, you've known each other for years! You need to get together! Everyone knows it will happen. Just please speed it up!
D+S: WE'RE NOT LOVEBIRDS!
Dt: We didn't say you were lovebirds.
D+S: Ummm.
M: Reason #18: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
D: You already used that one!
M: No, before it was because Doughnut said so. This time it's Muffin who said so!
Dt: And #19, Sam's parents disaprove!
S: They disaprove of anything I do! Why is that a reason?
Dt: Okay, they are scared of your Gothiness because they don't want you to end up some scary delinquint. But not all Goths are bad, just look at Muffin and me! Okay, okay, bad example, but the reason's good! They see Danny as a threat! At least take advantage of that! Get together! REBEL!
M: Okay, # 20! When Freakshow was controlling Sexy Dannykins with that staff-y orb-y thing-a-ma-bobber. You were un-hypnotized by Sam. She saved you by jumping off a moving train! You didn't un-hypnotize yourself for Tucker!
S: I didn't jump! I fell off!
M: Suuuuuuure. So Danny fought the hypnotizing just for YOU!
D+S: -,-
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