"WE WILL NEVER CRACK! We are just friends! What can't anybody get that!"
Muffin was teasing Danny and Sam. Doughnut came in eating cookies out of a bag.
"Muffin, I made Danny-grahms!"
"Made whats?" Danny asked.
"Danny-grahms! They are cookies!" Doughnut shoved a cookie shaped like Danny's head in his face. The cookie had colored frosting that made up Danny's features.
Danny glared at her. "Okay, that's just creepy."
Muffin and Doughnut laughed. "You think that's creepy? Your computer password is PaulinaFenton! Mine isn't DougnutFenton!"
"Mine is MuffinFenton!"
"Muffin, you're so totally ruining this. Besides, why would you like Paulina? She's so... so... so... dim!"
"NO SHE ISN'T!" Danny wailed. Doughnut picked up a phone and set it to speakerphone.
"Let's call her."
"Doughnut? When did you get a phone?"
"More internet pictures and Best Buy." Doughnut dialed Paulina's number. Paulina's Spanish-accented voice filled the room.
"Hello?"
"Miss Sanchez? We will give you a prize if you can answer this question correctly."
"Ooh, what prize?"
"A date with the ghost boy: Inviso-Bill! Man, you really need a publicist."
"Excuse me?"
"Sorry about that, Miss Sanchez. So, here's the question: We have here a computer----" Paulina could hear cries in the background like "No don't say it! No, please stop! I BEG OF YOU!"
"Quiet Danny! Ahem, we have here a computer. The password is PaulinaFenton: Whom do you think owns this computer?"
"Um... uh... well... is it... Dash?"
"Oooh, sorry Miss Sanchez. Well, better luck next time! Even though there will be no next time."
"But Inviso-BIll!" Doughnut hung up. And raised an eyebrow. "Now try to tell us that Paulina's not dim."
Danny glowered at them. Sam was sniggering.
(AN: Scripty scripty!)
M: REASON # 21! Okay, Sam, you keep Danny's secret!
S: So do Jazz and Tucker.
Dt: WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT JAZZ AND TUCKER! We are talking about reason #22: You always say you're not lovebirds, at the same time, in the same way, with the same pitch and facial expressions! HIDING SOMETHING!
(A/N goin' back)
The T.V. turned back on. It showed a clip of Danny and Sam. The episode was Fanning the Flames. Dash called Danny and Sam lovebirds.
"We're not lovebirds!" Danny and Sam cried at the same time in the same pitch and with the same timing. Then Lancer called them lovebirds and it happened again.
"HIDING SOMETHING!" Doughnut screamed.
(A/N Scripty!)
D+S: -,- Ugh. How much longer does this go on?
M: We have fifty reasons. You can't leave till we're done.
Danny and Sam shared hopeful glances.
M: And you're together. So, reason #23: Sam admitted liking your attention after the whole Ember thing.
Danny: - blushes - So?
S: NO I DIDN'T!
M+Dt: Yeah. Right.
(A/N switching!)
The T.V. turned back on. Sam was staring at the Sam things on Danny's bed while Danny mooned over her. The T.V. Sam started talking.
"Even the part of me that's kind of liking the attention is seriously freaked out by this." The T.V. skipped ahead.
"This is just so hard because... part of me really liked this..."
(A/N Do I really have to say anything?)
S: Goth glare -
Dt: Continuing! #24: You call each other all the time!
D: Cause we're friends!
Dt: You call her more than you call Tucker!
M: Number 25! Danny, when you go ghost, your eyes turn green. That same shade of green is on Sam's skirt AND her hairband. That's gotta mean something!
S: That is completely stupid!
Dt: Is not! Kitty and Johnny love each other, right?
D: Well, they are together.
Dt: And Johnny's eyes are green. So are Kitty's tights and hair. See? That rule should work for you and Sam too! And, you both have a little sideways oval thingie on your shirts.
D: Okay, that's a little creepy.
S: Why are you so interested in our clothes? And it is kinda creepy.
Dt: PAULINA FENTON!
D: Umm, maybe it's not so creepy!
Dt: Right! #26! When you wore the Nasty Burger suit for Valerie Sam recognized your voice right away CAUSE SHE LOVES YOU!
D+S: Our faces will never return to a normal human shade again.
M: Sam saved you from a ghost! With the Spector Delfector thing! Near the wishing well! Then you fought and Sam wished she never met you. But she saved you!
D: But we fought.
M: But she saved you.
S: But we fought.
M: BUT SHE SAVED YOU!
Dt: Let's just keep going! #28: Danny got jealous of Sam's Goth boyfriend from Hungary, Gregor? Elliot"
D: I have no comment.
Dt: And remember when Gregor first came Sam was spazzing and at the end when he went back you started spazzing around Sam?
D: Again, I have no comment.
Dt: Yeah! #29: You hugged after the Ember thing!
D: Will it serve any purpose to argue with you?
Dt: No.
M: SO, # 30: YOU HELD HANDS IN DANNY'S ROOM!
S: OMG!$#&
