"What?" Muffin said. Sam cringed. She had that look in her eyes.
"I'm thirsty!" Danny said. Muffin grabbed a hose. She sprayed it in Danny's face. He yelled and squirmed until Muffin stopped.
"Was that enough?" Muffin asked in a sugar-sweet voice. Danny glared.
"Yes."
Doughnut came in. "Let's keep going."
"NEVER!" Danny and Sam screeched. Muffin held up the hose threateningly. They quieted immidiately.
"When did I get a hose?" Doughnut asked in confusion.
Muffin shrugged. "Let's watch Danny Phantom!"
Doughnut shrieked. "OKAY!"
They turned the couple's chair so they could watch too. Doughnut shoved a tape happily into the T.V. Lucky in Love started.
"Hey! That's Floody Waters!" Danny said. "And... that's me!"
When Paulina and Danny got together in the episode, Sam growled and kicked a leg of the chair off.
"Hey!" Doughnut yelled. "That's my chair! Don't break it! Curse your jealously!"
Danny was red throughout the whole episode. And very sheepish. Sam was angry and kicked a chair leg off the chair. Muffin rolled on the floor spazzing and crying.
"No, Danny! GET WITH SAM! GET WITH SAM!"
Doughnut sobbed too. After the episode was over, Doughnut decided to continue.
(A/N You know by now.)
Dt: #31, you warmed each other up in the Ghost Zone!
S: We were cold!
Dt: Why didn't you snuggle with Tucker?
S: -,-
Dt: Ah ha!
M: # 32: You always make up after your fights! You can't stay away from each other!
Dt: MY TURN! Ahem, # 33: Cause Sam is pretty! Come onnnnnnnnn.
(A/N Please?)
Danny looked at Sam.
Sam looked at Danny.
They blushed.
They looked away.
Muffin and Doughnut sniggered.
(A/N Don't make me say it again.)
M: I want to say this one! #34: Cause Danny is hotter than the sun! He is so smokin hot! He's a hunk-sicle! Call me! 496-8953
(A/N Why do I even do this?)
Danny looked at Sam.
Sam looked at Danny.
They blushed.
They looked away.
(A/N You are not a dimwit... I hope.)
Dt: Um, Muffin? We're are trying to get Sam and Danny together!
M: Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.
S: Danny, don't you ever call that number.
D: I won't.
Dt: #35: Because Tucker wants you to be together!
S: I though we weren't talking about Tucker?
Dt: WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT TUCKER!
M: # 36: Because Sam Fenton sounds GOOD!
Dt: # 37: Because Goth is awesome!
S: I agree with you. But just on that.
M: #38! Sam and Tucker can't take care of babies for shit!
Dt: # 39: Neither can Danny and Valerie.
Dt+M: # 40: The only conclusion is that Sam does a semi-good job raising babies. Danny does a semi-good job raising babies. So Sam and Danny should get together and do a whole-good job raising (and making) babies!
D: Oh. My. GOD!
S: They have a point. ON 37 ONLY!
