A/N: Hello all my lovely readers. Chapter 10, please review. This was written in aboot an hour, so there. And yes, it was meant to be ABOOT, cos I love scottish, don't you? (random, I know, sorry!)
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter and the other characters. If you sue me, you will get 1p, so it's not worth it. I use characters for their own good, and I am not making any money out of this. I write to entertain.
Harry curled his fist up.
"Come on Harry, surely you have better things to do than attempt to break into a house, that is not yours?"
Harry turned round.
"Oh my gosh! I mean OMG! Dumbledore? Really? You're not Voldemort?"
"No Harry. He came on the raid, and unfortunately for him, me and all the other teachers managed to escape. Draco Malfoy freed us. Voldemort will never know. I know it seems stange, but..."
Harry cut him off.
"Woah, wait a minute,I know where they all were. I was let free. They had captured me, and Draco Malfoy was on the raid that came to my house" Harry started to speak in parseltongue, to see if the man still understood, "And that was at the same time, therefore, you are not Dumbledore, you are a sham." The man tipped his head to one side and examined Harry.
"Well, well, Mr. Potter, I think we have too much logic in that brain." The man peeled at his face, leaving... Lucius Malfoy.
"I cannot understand Parseltongue, but when you asked me if I was..." He coughed, "V-voldemort." He had turned whiter than before, and screwed up his lips.
"Don't ever make me say that again, and don't say it to me."
Harry smiled.
"Do you think you're Voldemort's friend?"
"Yes, why?"
"He has no little fucking friends." Replied Harry, " 'cos he can't love. So you are a fucking bastard."
Harry turned to look at Ginny properly.
"You haven't told me you love me, or kissed me for ages."
"I haven't actually seen you for ages. Come here."
And Harry kissed her.
(Lots of gross details excluded. Ta ta)
"Moo." Said Fred to his former teachers.
"Fred Weasley, shut up." Snarled Severus Snape ( I had to put that in it's such an awesome name. Not.)
"SEVERUS!" Bellowed Proffesor McGonagall, "Shut up, NOW!"
The teachers sat around, picking at their nails, hair, and clothes.
"What are we gong to do?" Squeaked Proffesor Flitwick, the charms teacher.
"Dumbledore cast the spells on this school, they will now have been lifted since you" Here she glared at Snape, "Killed him."
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