A/N: sorry about the wait, Canada day, you know how it is.


Jake and Elwood were parked in the alley behind the casino. There watches were synchronized and there headphones were in place.

"Ok, this better work because I just spent a shit load of money for these tiny headphones!" Jake told Elwood as he put the small microphone on his sunglasses.

"Were did you get these?" Elwood fiddled with the smooth black microphone.

"Internet." Jake shrugged.

Elwood looked over at him. "We don't have internet."

Jake's eyes widened. "Uh we got to get this plan going man! You sneak in the back we'll meet here in 20 minutes!"

Jake bolted out of the car and ran down the alley to the main entrance. Elwood just shook his head and casually walked to the back entrance.

Jake looked around the Casino for a distraction. Just then he saw a group of 20 year olds around a pool table. He walked over to them.

"Excuse me I'm looking for a bit of help." He said to a pretty red head.

"What do you want?" She didn't sound pleased that Jake had just interrupted there fun.

Jake pulled her a bit away from her friends. "Can you cause a distracting to a security guard?"

She looked at him, if looks could kill head most likely be dead. "Are you a criminal?"

Jake smiled. "Well if that's what you want to call it."

"Cool. But I'm not doing this for free I want some cash!"

The fact that she was cool with working for a criminal seemed weird for Jake but he didn't care because now he had a distraction. He handed her 50 bucks and showed her where to go. She told her friends she was heading for the bathroom and walked away.

Jake went over to the bar and had a couple of drinks.


Elwood snuck in the back door and creped through the hallway.

"Hey man you there?" The headphone wrung in Elwood's ear.

"ya, ya." Elwood rubbed his ear.

"Ok, I just sent some chick to distract him you get down there!" Jake explained.

Elwood kept walking he stopped when he heard voices. It sounded like a girl and a guy. He looked around the corner, there was a cute red head talking to what seemed to be a security guard. This must have been the girl Jake mentioned.

"Hi there. I was just wondering if you knew where the bathrooms were." The girl said in a sweet voice.

The man looked at her. "Well, I can show you! Follow me!" they walked down the hallway together. "You know being a security guard is really hard work!"

"Oh do go on!" she pretended to be amused.

Elwood smirked then once they were out of sight he ran towards the safe. It was pretty big. He pulled out a stethoscope and pressed it against the safe as he tried turning it.

"Oh screw that!" he through the stethoscope behind him. He took out a canister of the glue form his briefcase. He put the glue from when he worked at the factory in front of the safe.

He pulled some rags out of his pocket. "Warning extremely explosive. Keep away from stoves, hotplates and children." He quieted as he through the rags on the can and pulled out his lighter.

The rags caught on fire and Elwood ran down the hallway holding his hat tight on his head. He ducked behind the corner and the safe exploded. He stood up cautiously waving his hand around in the smoke.

He climbed in the safe and pocketed most of the money the rest went into his brief case.

Jake saw the red head come out with the security guard, he had not been the same one as the night before probably early 20's, they talked for a bit than there was a loud boom.


"What was that?" The guard cried.

The girl kept her cool. "Probably nothing."

"I better check it out it was nice talking with you!" he ran towards the hallway entrance.

Jake spoke into the headphone. "Elwood get out of there the guard is coming."

"Roger." Elwood replied.

Jake left a tip on the bar then headed out the main entrance. He ran down the alley to where Elwood parked the caddy. But Elwood wasn't there!

"Oh great!" Jake huffed.


Elwood headed down the hallway when he heard footstep running his way.

It was the security guard! He looked at the safe with his mouth wide open, then he saw Elwood Run around the corner.

"HEY STOP!" he screamed.

Elwood bolted, he didn't look back but he knew the guard was still there. He saw the door leading outside. He reached into his briefcase shuffling through the money and then he found what he was looking for!

He pulled out a black cloth, and pushed through the door.

He saw Jake standing beside the car. "come on!"

Elwood stopped at the back of the caddy and shoved the black cloth over the license plate. He ran to the car door and jumped in starting it and then slamming the door.

The guard ran out, only to see them drive away. "my boss is so going to fire me."


They walked into there apartment and flopped on the couch.

"Well, that went well." Jake said at last.

"Yup." Elwood said.

"I bet they'll never know it was us the way you covered the license plate! Pretty smart!" Jake patted Elwood on the back.

"Thanks Jake!" Elwood opened a beer and took a large drink of it.

"They couldn't even get a good look at us!" Jake continued.

Elwood choked on his beer. "Uh… Well not exactly…."

Jake looked at him "what do you mean?"

"Well… he saw me bolt. And you know that girl won't keep her mouth shut."

"The girl won't squeal she'll say she had nothing to do with it.!" He protested.

"How much you pay her?"

"50."

"She's going to squeal."

Jake and Elwood were quite for another 10 minutes.

Finally Jake spoke. "well we have money running away won't be so bad this time."

"I think we might as well live in the car." Elwood sighed.

"Whatever mopey. Tomorrow we move out, we'll do what we always do keep driving till they forget about us!" Jake grabbed a beer.

Elwood sighed. "When has that ever worked Jake?"

"lots of times!" Jake took a drink of his beer.

Elwood looked at him. "name one!"

Jake scratched his head.

"That's what I thought." Elwood smiled.

"Oh well we leave tomorrow." Jake got off the couch and went to his room. "I'm taking a nap!"


A/N: so here's another chapter I'll get around to writing more…… eventually.