I RETURN! MUAHA!
yes well, here it is, chapter 4.

quite short, indeed, yes...

but its not quantity, its QUALITY! yes. and ive got some quality limey goodness today :) yes, the last few chapters have been kinda limey, but ill writea SUPER-LEMONY chapter soon ;)

in response to someone's review (THANKS FOR ALL THE REVIEWS BTW,I DIDNT THINK ID GET THAT MANY! THANKYOU!THANKYOU!THANKYOU!THANKYOU! SMILEY-FACE PANCAKES FOR ALL!), this fic will alternate between Taito and Yamachi, a little somethin somthin for everyone ;)

and im glad to hear so many ppl say that im such a talented writer, it makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside :D

oh, and about yama's dad, yea, he's tough, but he means it in a good-natured way kinda... like.. erm... he's not trying to be mean, he's just got a screwy sense of humour...yea...

yes, a pwp with chapters, novel idea, no?

...HAHAHA! NOVEL, GET IT? HAHA! CUZ IT HAS CHAPTERS! ...you know... like a novel? like a book?

...oh forget it, just read.


Chapter Four

Mrs. Yagami knocked on her son's door. "Tai, did you and Matt want dessert?"

"Sure, we'll have some ice cream." He replied. Mrs. Yagami left without even going inside. Knowing those two, they had probably been doing certain… things again. You couldn't pull those two apart. Sometimes they were at Matt's house, others they were at Tai's; but they were always together. Mrs. Yagami remembered a phone conversation she had with Mr. Ishida.

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"…so I'll be picking Yamato up now."

"Ah, um… I think it would be in your best interests to wait a bit."

"Oh no… don't tell me they're--"

"OH YES TAI!"

"…yes…"

"Jeeze, can't separate those two. Literally…If I had a penny for every time they…"

"You count?"

"Not anymore. I lost count after the first week…"

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Mrs. Yagami laughed as she took two bowls from the cupboard. What am I going to do with you Yagami Taichi?

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Matt was panting as he recovered. "Tai… that was the best yet."

"You're moans and cries motivate me." There was another knock on the door.

"Is it safe?" The two heard Mrs. Yagami say.

"No." Tai replied. The door opened, and Tai's mother walked into the room, eyes clamped shut. She held out two bowls of vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce drizzled all over it. Tai took one and handed the other to Matt. "Thanks mom."

"Thanks Mrs. Yagami."

"You're welcome boys." She then turned around and left the room, bumping into the doorframe on the way. Taichi happily loaded his spoon with ice cream and crammed it into his mouth. Yamato however, was staring crestfallen at the television.

"Oh… all my hard work…" He looked at his four fallen party members, laying flat on the ground. Dead. Taichi patted Yamato on the back.

"Yama, it's okay." He said smiling.

Yamato sobbed "Do you know how long it took me to get this far? I didn't even save!" He whimpered.

"There there little Yama-chan." Tai embraced the blonde in a warm hug, "It's gonna be okay."

Matt's eyebrows creased, "You know, I never would've lost had it not been for you, you horny little bastard."

"Oh you enjoyed it just as much as I did." Tai said, his angelic smile still plastered on his face.

"I hope you know I'm gonna be up all night trying to get to Abyssion again."

"Oh, you'll be up all night, that's for sure, but you wont be playing video games." Taichi winked at his lover.

Yamato rolled his eyes, but he couldn't help smiling. He laced his arms around Tai's neck and drew him in close for a kiss.

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Hikari was sleeping peacefully when she was suddenly awoken. She got up, a bit dazed, as she tried to figure out what had roused her. And then, she heard her brother scream something she'd rather not hear, and a steady thumping noise against the wall. She grumbled.

"Little whores." She grabbed her pillow and blanket, and left her room for the living room. She was about to lay her blanket on the couch when she heard someone speak.

"You too Kari?"

"Mom?"


LOL, poor mrs. yagami and hikari :(

dirty boys... doing all sorts of nasty things too each other -giggles-

well, there ou have it, ch4 short and limey yes, but sit tight, theres a ripe yellow lemon on the horizon!

...now, if you please, as i am very dependent on them, i would like some, ahem, feedback, please :)

you can have yama or taichi if you do:)