Ok, Chapter Two. This is no longer a summary, but that's ok.

To Ravenpelt: Firestar has seven lives, but why can't he lose them all at once? Tigerstar lost nine. And I don't think it's Dustpelt. He's not really beloved.

To Greenpelt: Firestar has seven lives left, not eight.

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Birchstar: All hail ME!

ThunderClan: All hail! (bows)

Birchstar: All hail the mighty Kit King!

ThunderClan: All hail! (bows)

Birchstar: All hail the Mighty Kit Cat!

ThunderClan: All hail! (bows)

Birchstar: All hail Kit-Kat Bars! (Kit-Kat bars fall from sky)

ThunderClan: This is getting repetitive. (Eats kit-kat bars)

Birchstar: Humph. (Stomps away with mouth full of kit-kat bars)

Later

Birchstar: I need a deputy! Let's steal Applekit from ShadowClan.

Applekit: Hi.

Birchstar: Wanna be my deputy?

Applekit: Ok.

Birchstar: Ok, pick some cats for the Gathering tonight.

Applekit: Let's have them all come!

Birchstar: Aren't some supposed to guard the camp?

Applekit: Oh, right. Let's make the elders stay.

Birchstar: Ok.

At Gathering

Birchstar: What do I do?

Brambleclaw: Get up on the rock.

Birchstar: How?

Brambleclaw: Use the elevator.

Birchstar: Ok. (Pushes "up" button too many times, ends up in StarClan)

Dustpelt: My kit! Where is he? (Faints)

Birchstar: Hi! Is this the Gathering?

StarClan: Not really.

Birchstar: Can I have some help, then?

StarClan: Ok.

Birchstar falls out of sky onto Great Rock

Ferncloud: My kit! There he is! (Faints)

Tallstar: Who's he?

Birchstar: All hail the mighty Kit King!

ThunderClan: All hail! (Bows)

Leopardstar: Who's he?

Birchstar: All hail the mighty Kit Cat!

ThunderClan: All hail (bows)

Blackstar: Who's he?

Birchstar: Firestar died and made me leader.

Tallstar/Leopardstar: How come he listened to you? (Attack Blackstar)

ShadowClan: How dare you attack our leader? (Attack Tallstar/Leopardstar)

WindClan/RiverClan: How dare you attack our leader? (Attack ShadowClan)

ThunderClan: (laughing) Birchstar, you're a genius.

Birchstar: (smugly surveys scene) Yeah.