Ok, Chapter Two. This is no longer a summary, but that's ok.
To Ravenpelt: Firestar has seven lives, but why can't he lose them all at once? Tigerstar lost nine. And I don't think it's Dustpelt. He's not really beloved.
To Greenpelt: Firestar has seven lives left, not eight.
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Birchstar: All hail ME!
ThunderClan: All hail! (bows)
Birchstar: All hail the mighty Kit King!
ThunderClan: All hail! (bows)
Birchstar: All hail the Mighty Kit Cat!
ThunderClan: All hail! (bows)
Birchstar: All hail Kit-Kat Bars! (Kit-Kat bars fall from sky)
ThunderClan: This is getting repetitive. (Eats kit-kat bars)
Birchstar: Humph. (Stomps away with mouth full of kit-kat bars)
Later
Birchstar: I need a deputy! Let's steal Applekit from ShadowClan.
Applekit: Hi.
Birchstar: Wanna be my deputy?
Applekit: Ok.
Birchstar: Ok, pick some cats for the Gathering tonight.
Applekit: Let's have them all come!
Birchstar: Aren't some supposed to guard the camp?
Applekit: Oh, right. Let's make the elders stay.
Birchstar: Ok.
At Gathering
Birchstar: What do I do?
Brambleclaw: Get up on the rock.
Birchstar: How?
Brambleclaw: Use the elevator.
Birchstar: Ok. (Pushes "up" button too many times, ends up in StarClan)
Dustpelt: My kit! Where is he? (Faints)
Birchstar: Hi! Is this the Gathering?
StarClan: Not really.
Birchstar: Can I have some help, then?
StarClan: Ok.
Birchstar falls out of sky onto Great Rock
Ferncloud: My kit! There he is! (Faints)
Tallstar: Who's he?
Birchstar: All hail the mighty Kit King!
ThunderClan: All hail! (Bows)
Leopardstar: Who's he?
Birchstar: All hail the mighty Kit Cat!
ThunderClan: All hail (bows)
Blackstar: Who's he?
Birchstar: Firestar died and made me leader.
Tallstar/Leopardstar: How come he listened to you? (Attack Blackstar)
ShadowClan: How dare you attack our leader? (Attack Tallstar/Leopardstar)
WindClan/RiverClan: How dare you attack our leader? (Attack ShadowClan)
ThunderClan: (laughing) Birchstar, you're a genius.
Birchstar: (smugly surveys scene) Yeah.
