Team Seven Shinannigans (Part One)
On that same fateful day that Neji and Tenten began their pilgrimage to Rite Aid, Team Seven was to meet at the usual spot in the forest where they always tend to meet. They were supposed to be training. Training for what? I donno, training, they're ninjas! Don't question the narrator!
At present, only Naruto and Sakura had arrived (to Sakura's chagrin).
"Hey Sakura! Funny seeing you here!" Naruto greeted.
"... Funny what? We were supposed to meet here."
Naruto just laughed his rejection off. "I know you don't mean to act nasty too me." He smiled.
"My white ass I don't."
Naruto pretended he hadn't heard her and kept on talking. "And one day, when you realize that Sasuke is a big queer and I kick his ass, thus proving my worth to you and the rest of the village, you'll realize that you love me too and we'll live happily ever after. And you can be my queen when I become Hokage and exact my revenge on this goddamn village for treating me like shit all my life! Believe it!"
There it was: the trigger word.
Very mechanically, Sakura reached into her purse, pulled out a pistol, and shot Naruto in the left shin.
"OWCH! GOD DAMN SAKURA! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!"
Flatly, Sakura said to him. "Sorry, I thought you were a bird."
chapter two completed
