Me: Hi everyone! I'm typing this because I can't fall asleep and I aplogize about the long wait for an update.

Bob: (Sarcastically) Poor you.

Kyo: Take sleeping pills.

Me: YOU'RE BRILLANT KYO! (Glomps Kyo)

Kyo: (After I stop glomping him) it's late at night yet she can still find the energy to glomp me.

Bob: That's amazing!

Me: Kyo do the disclaimer! (Hands Kyo paper to read off of)

Kyo: Aysel owns nothing except…I'm not reading this.

Me: Why?

Kyo: Because you don't own me!

Me: Damn you caught on to my plan!

Kyo: What the hell is wrong with you?

Me: Hehehehehehehehehehehe!

Bob and Kyo: What the hell?

Me: I feel giggly! Hehehe! (Eye starts twitching)

Kyo: Bob go get the straitjacket.

Bob: (Makes straitjacket appear) Aysel stay still or I'll get the tranquilizer! (I stand still and Bob puts the straitjacket on me)

Kyo: We should out her in one of those soft yellow rooms.

Me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bob: Yeah. (Bob throws me in a nice comfy, padded yellow room)

Kyo: Let's go on with the story while Aysel recuperates.

Q-Q

Yuki and Tohru watched Kyo run out of the portal. He was bald and sobbing. Yuki stared blankly. While Tohru ran over to the sobbing Kyo.

"What could have scared him so much?" Yuki wondered. He walked into the portal of his own free will.

Q-Q

Yuki was in the same room as Kyo. He shrugged at the emptiness of the room. He walked to the center and sat in the chair.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…

O.o

Yuki Sohma…wears women's underwear including a bra!

You're kidding right?

Nope.

I don't wear women's underwear and why would I need a bra?

Because…you're really a woman!

Do I look like a woman to you?

Yes. Yuki Sohma…Hahahahahahaha!

What's funny?

This picture! HAHAHAHAHA!

Of what?

What you did last night! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

How did you get that picture?

Err…Internet.

Really…Rolls eyes.

Yes I did. Want to see?

Uhh…sure. Poofs up to my special secret room. Girly scream could be heard.

Opsies! Wrong picture!

Really wrong! The picture shows Kyo in a mini skirt and halter top that was really taken.

To think I thought that Ritsu was cross dresser. I'm learning so much!

Sucking thumb in a fetal position. I'll have nightmares for weeks.

Yuki Sohma…sucks his thumb. The proof is right there, you can't deny it Yuki!

Please let me go home!

Yuki Sohma…thinks that Tohru is a slut!

I DON'T THINK THAT HONDA-SAN IS A SLUT!

Deny it all you want but you know it's true! Yuki Sohma…EATS BABIES!

No I don't! Coughs up a baby leg. Err...

OMG YOU REALLY DO EAT BABIES! EVERYONE DON'T LET YUKI NEAR YOU'RE KIDS!

IT'S CANDY!

Really?

Of course it is!

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! BABY EATER!

(sighs) Can I leave now I have things to do?

Yeah like go eat babies! I'm calling the cops on you! Calls police.

I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL! Two cops come in and drag Yuki into their police car.

Bye-bye baby eater!

I'LL GET MY REVENAGE ON YOU! YOU EVIL VOICE!

Now you know Yuki Sohma. Women's underwear wearing, I know what he did last night, thumb sucking, thinks Tohru's a slut, baby eating man lady! Police drive away with Yuki screaming to be let out. One guy pulls out a tranquilizer and shots Yuki.

Q-Q

Me: I finally got out of that straightjacket!

Kyo: How Aysel did it we may never know.

Bob: Aysel seizes to amaze us.

Me: I feel special!

Kyo: HAHA! The damn rat wears ladies underwear!

Bob: I think Aysel exaggerated there.

Me: No I didn't!

Bob: (Rolls eyes) Really?

Me: Of course I didn't exaggerate!

Kyo: I want a cookie!

Me: Here ya go Kyo! (Hands cookie to Kyo)

Bob: Can I have a cookie?

Me: NO!

Bob: You're mean! (Pouts)

Me: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! If you want a cookie review! Before I forget XxxtrappedxxX, SakuraRibbons and Moon in Pisces get cookies for reviewing!

Bob: (mutters) Luckys.