Me: Hiya everyone! Sorry about the long wait for an update!

Bob: Where were you?

Me: Took a vacation to Canada!

Bob: Lucky…

Me: (Sticks tongue out)

Kyo: It was heaven while you were gone!

Me: Heavens over now.

Kyo: Dammit!

Me: Muhahahahahahahaha! I don't own squat so no suing okay? Anyways all you'd get would be a couple pennies and a ball of lint. TIME TO MAKE FUN OF TOHRU!

Q-Q

While Tohru was comforting the bald Kyo, Yuki poofed up out of nowhere. He was in a straight jacket laughing manically. Kyo stopped crying and started laughing at Yuki. Tohru started to panic thinking a fight might start. Tohru stopped she was hearing a voice in her head.

"You're next! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The voice laughed. Tohru popped out an eh and was pushed an invisible force into the white portal.

Q-Q

Tohru looks around empty and takes a seat in the center of the room and lights center on her.

Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…

Looks around frantically. Where am I?

Tohru Honda…she's not really that nice not to bright girl we all know, she actually plans on taking over the world with her army of rabid monkeys!

RABID MONKEYS! WHERE? MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME TO STAY AWAY FROM RABID MONKEYS!

There are no rabid monkeys. As I already mentioned Tohru is not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Crayons! Where! My Mom always told me that-

Enough with your mother!

My Mom always said that-

SHUT THE HELL UP! He he I sound like Kyo!

Please listen my Mom's advice will help you! She always said that-

You leave me no choice Tohru Honda!

My Mom always said that we had lots of choices! Giant glue stick lowers itself before Tohru. Tohru tries to start babbling about her Mom but the glue stick seals her mouth shut.

That should shut you up for awhile!

Muffled words.

Tohru Honda…lost her virginity to her Mom! You are sick Tohru Honda!

Breaks seal of glue. I didn't sleep with my Mom!

Tohru Honda…killed her Mom after she slept with her! YOU THITHY FIEND!

HOW COULD I KILL MOM! Sobs uncontrollably

You scare me Tohru Honda.

Now I scare you and I killed my Mom!

Tohru Honda…caused Yuki to go mad! That's why he's in a straight jacket! You are more evil than I thought!

POOR POOR YUKI AND IT'S MY FAULT TOO!

I'm bored with you so I'm sending you home.

Still sobbing.

Now you know Tohru Honda! The not so brightest bulb in the package, plans on taking over the world with rabid monkeys, obsessed with her Mother who she slept with and killed caused Yuki to go insane girl. Tohru disappears in the midst of her sobbing.

Q-Q

Me: Tohru scares me.

Kyo: Me too.

Bob: Same here.

Me: I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks.

Bob: Who's going next?

Shigure: (Pops out of no where) ME!

Kyo: What the hell!

Bob: Why's he here?

Me: I'm lost. He's going next though.

Bob: Yet more nightmares for you.

Me: See ya people.