Me: Hiya everyone!
Bob: …
Kyo: …
Shigure: (Talking to self about high school girls)
Bob: He's sick.
Me: Kyo! Sic the hentai dog!
Kyo: Huh?
Me: Oh yeah! He is a cat and cats do not respond to sic, dogs do! Okay then! Kyo go beat the shit out of the hentai dog and I'll give you catnip! I like catnip!
Kyo: Catnip?
Me: How about fish?
Kyo: He's dead! (Starts beating Shigure up)
Me: Oh wait! I need Shigure for this chapter! (Kyo stops hitting Shigure) Okay let's start the chappie! Oh yes! The underlined text belongs to the voice talking as the puppet of Ayame.
Q-Q
Shigure was trying to sleep but couldn't. The reason was because he kept hearing a voice in his head. It was just like Tohru had before she went to the evil voice but of course Shigure didn't know that. The voice was saying, "Okay I did Kyo Sohma, Yuki Sohma and I just finished with Tohru Honda. Your next Shigure! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Shigure was not sure about what to do with this voice. He figured he was just delusional but to be safe he should go see a doctor in other words he should make Hatori come to his place. He got up form his bed and started walking toward the phone. Just when he picked it up he heard the voice say, "Your turn is now Shigure! Hope ya enjoy yourself, well you won't but I will!" With those words a portal appeared next to him and sucked him up.
Q-Q
Shigure falls out of the portal and looks around his new surroundings. He spends five minutes just looking around before deciding to sit in the chair in the center of the room.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
You sound familiar…where have I heard this voice before?
Think on it.
Oh yeah! You sound like voice that was in my head!
I was the voice in your head. God you're almost as slow as Tohru.
How could I be as slow as Tohru? That's virtually impossible!
Yes that is impossible. Shigure Sohma…secretly cheats on Ayame with Yuki! You're almost as sick as Tohru!
I have a few things to say! First I would never ever cheat on Ayame! Second how did you know about me and Yuki? Third no one could ever be as sick as Tohru. I mean she slept with then killed her Mom! And last…do you have a mint?
…
I have awfully appalling breath.
No I do not have a mint and I'm telling Ayame you're cheating on him with his brother!
NO! PLEASE DON'T TELL AYAME!
To late he's here! A doll that shows little resemblance to Ayame that is obviously on strings 'walks' out. I've already told him all about you!
Ayame looks kind of different.
Err…he's the same Ayame you know. It's not like he's a puppet or anything…Hehehe. (Starts sweating)
I can't believe you cheated on me Shigure! The voice sounds high pitched and squeaky.
Ayame I'm sorry but your brother and you are both so…nice.
You really are a sick hentai Shigure.
Please forgive me Ayame! Shigure hugs the Ayame puppet and it falls apart at his touch.
Was that really Ayame?
Umm…yeah. Shigure Sohma…(yawn)…
Is the voice sleeping?
…hates high school girls…
That is so not true! I love them and their short skirts! Hehehe!
…and…reads porn…
I only have one stack of magazines under my bed!
…and…sneaks into Tohru's baths to get pictures of her bathing.
I only did it (counts fingers) six times.
You disgust me Shigure so you're going home. Now you know Shigure Sohma. Cheated on Ayame with Yuki, hates high school girls, sneaks into Tohru's bath to take pictures, porn reading hentai. Shigure poofs away.
Q-Q
Shigure: You made me sound so sick!
Me and Kyo: You are sick.
Bob: So many freaks in this world.
Me: Everyone who reviewed gets a cookie.
Kyo: Thank God no glomping!
Me: And you gets to glomp Kyo!
Kyo: NO!
Bob: Who's next?
Me: Umm…I think I'll do Hatori next!
Shigure: Anyone got a mint?
Me: Kyo can you finish beating up Shigure? (Kyobeats Shigure up) Buh-bye everyone!
