Me: Hallo everyone!
Kyo: (Sleeping)
Bob: Aysel Kyo's sleeping!
Me: Kyo do the disclaimer! (Kyo wakes up)
Kyo: Aysel owns nothing but she wishes she did.
Me: AND ONE DAY I WILL! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Bob: She needs to get a hobby.
Kyo: She does.
Q-Q
Shigure appears back in his house with Hatori standing five feet away.
"Why are you here Hatori?" Shigure asked.
"I just felt that I should be here." Hatori shrugged. He felt a buzzing in his head and then he heard a voice, "Hatori I'm tired but I gotta do you. So let's make this snappy." A portal opened up next to Hatori and he was sucked inside. Shigure cringed when he saw it because it was an omen in his opinion.
Q-Q
Hatori stares at his surroundings as if trying to analyze it. He eventually just sits down and lights center on him.
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars…
Hmm…
Hatori Sohma…burns down buildings as a hobby. You need to get a life.
…
Hatori Sohma…is secretly a rapper at night. I saw him perform last night. He made my eardrums burst.
I don't rap.
WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
I said-
I STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER!
I give up. Sighs
Hatori Sohma…wants everyone to believe he's over Kana but he actually has three walls covered in pictures of her! And his closet is a shrine to Kana! And he sometimes takes pictures of her when she isn't looking and robs her house! And he steals her food so he can have her DNA!
I do not have an obsession with Kana!
Really?
Yes really.
Really, really?
Yes really, really.
Really, really, really?
Yes really, really, really.
Five hours later…
Really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, (Deep breath) really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, (Another deep breath) -
I do not have an obsession with Kana. It's that simple.
Then how do you explain this video!
Raises an eyebrow.
Watch it and you'll see!
Beginning of Video
Random Person's voice coming from behind the camera: (Camera shows a room covered in pictures) This is Hatori Sohma's room!
Dude in front of the camera: That's my line!
R.P.V.C.F.B.T.C: Awww…
D.I.F.O.T.C: This is Hatori Sohma's room! This video will prove that he has an obsession with his ex-girlfriend Kana!
R.P.V.C.F.B.T.C: That poor girl! Wonder if she knows about this?
D.I.F.O.T.C: Notice the three walls behind me… (Camera zooms in to see walls covered in pictures of Britney Spears!) OMG!
R.P.V.C.F.B.T.C: WTF!
End of Video
WTF! Hatori Sohma…actually hates Kana and used her for his own nasty needs. And he secretly worships Hilary Duff! Err…Britney Spears! Heheheh…
I'm leaving. Gets up leaves through a door to the left with a glowing sign that says 'Exit'.
Wait, you can't leave!
Yes I can.
The others couldn't!
They were just too dumb to see it.
Fine I'll just take that out! Now you know Hatori Sohma! Burns down buildings for a hobby, burst my eardrums by rapping, was obsessed over Kana but in the end just used her for his own dirty needs, worships Britney Spears, smarter than the other Sohma's guy.
Q-Q
Me: Hatori has problems.
Kyo: He almost makes Yuki sound okay.
Bob: But he eats babies.
Me: Oh yeah…
Kyo: I'm bored.
Bob and Me: Me too…
Akito: YOU WILL ALL DIE! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone but Akito: …………………(Crickets)
Akito: …
Me: Err…oh yeah! Akito's going next because I want to make fun of him because I hate him!
Bob: Who doesn't hate him?
Akito: Me…
Me: you don't count. Well see yas!
