Amanda walked out of her room the next morning. Lauren was sleeping on a bed of starbucks coffee cups.
She kicked Lauren who didn't move.
She kicked harder.
Nothing.
She dumped a cup of coffee on her face.
She just rolled over. Something fell out of Lauren's hand. She looked at it.
Sleeping aid.
The label read. She sighed and looked at the back.
Those under the age of 21 are advised to only take one. Unless otherwise advised by a doctor.
She sighed. Knowing Lauren she took five. She continued to read
Do not take unless are able to devote 9-10 hours to sleep.
Amanda kicked Lauren again.
"Why are you beating up Lauren?" Erik said Yawning coming out of his room
"can I help?"
"No. The idiot took sleeping pills."
"Really? So we can mess with her and she won't wake up?"
"Seems so." Erik Grinned. This was going to be fun.
First..They played beauty shop. Lauren got her eyebrows shaved and painted on instead.
Then they put so much powder on her face it was falling off like snow. She then had blush applied in mass quantities. Black eye shadow, blood red lipstick, and red nose. Amanda started rooting through Lauren's bag and found her theater horror kit. It was the mother load. It had everything!
From colored contacts to prosthetic faces, Fangs to hair dye.
Erik laughed and took out the hair dye.
"Time for mademoiselle blue hair to change." He and Amanda dyed her hair different colors.
She ended up with rainbow, brittle, and damaged hair. A prosthetic nose, vampire fangs, and miss matching contacts. They stood back to admire their handy work. She looked magnificent.
Digging deeper into Lauren's things they found shaving cream. They put it all on her hand and tickled her face so she would slap herself. Getting a face full of shaving cream. They taped her face into odd positions, and wrote odd messages on her arms with magic markers. They had a full day. They ended it with a nice dinner out.
Lauren was asleep for three days. After the second they got kinda worried. But they got over it.
Lauren sat up on her coffee cup bed and rubbed her face. A foamy residue came off..it smelled like...lavender! Her shaving cream! She looked down at her hands, but her eyes followed her arms. There where notes all over her arms. Upon reading them she found several love notes, and threats to Lauren. She scratched her head in frustration. Her hair felt, brittle. She examined it. And almost screamed. Her...Beautiful, blue, soft, hair.. was, rainbow... Oh they where so dead.
She bit her lip in frustration. She spat and tore at her teeth, Two vampire fangs came out. She ripped the tape off her face and felt the prosthetic nose...Oh they where going to pay... She was pissed.
Amanda woke up with a smile. Another day open for messing with Lauren. She tried to sit up, but found it rather impossible. She looked down and saw that she was duct taped to the bed.
"LAUREN!" she shrieked.
"GOOD MORNING!" Lauren shouted from the other side of the door.
"DID SHE GET YOU TOO!" Erik shouted from behind the other wall.
"YES!" Amanda shouted.
"THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR WRITEING YOUR SAPPY LOVE NOTES ON ME!"
Amanda screamed in frustration.
"BUT I AM HUNGERY!"
"LOOK ABOVE YOU!" Amanda did. She saw a chain of straws leading to a cup on the table.
"WHAT IS THIS FOR!"
"I MADE SMOOTHIES FOR BREAKFAST!"
"OH THIS IS CRUEL!" Amanda shouted.
"WE ARE-oh. Excuse me. YOU TWO ARE HAVING SMOOTHIE IN A TUBE TODAY!"
"GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Erik shouted
Amanda continued to listen to Erik's... colorful. Language. For some time. Until about ten in the morning when hunger got the best of her.
"LAURENNN!"
"WHAT NOW?"
"I WANT BREAKFAST!"
"SUCK ON THE STRAW!'
Amanda did. It was a strawberry banana smoothie.
"AMANDA DON'T DRINK IT!" Erik yelled.
"SHE COULD HAVE DONE SOOOMTHING TO IT!"
"AND KILL MY BEST FRIEND?" Lauren yelled.
"DON'' THINK SO!...BUT YOU ON THE OTHER HAND-"
"OKAY OKAY OKAY! SHUT UP!" Erik yelled.
Erik was taped to his coffin. He refused to drink the...smoothie. Besides the fact that Lauren put it three inches out of his reach. Just to tick him off.
He resolved to chewing on the tape. He chewed for several hours until him hands where free
Then the rest came off quickly. He rolled out of his coffin, apparently Lauren had rigged it. The lack of pressure in the coffin relised a rope. Which let a giant pile of books fall on his head.
He cursed and yelled, he heard Lauren's maniac laughter emitting from the other room.
His mask fell off his face in the avalanche of books, he rose to put it back on, but something caught his eye He looked at his black mask, on the nose there was a silver mu stash drawn in with sharpe.
"LAURREEN!" he roared.
"WHEN I GET OUT THERE!"
"AND THAT WAS FOR MY HAIR!" she yelled back.
He threw open the door and saw Lauren holding a very dangerous looking bottle of ink over his favorite chair.
"Lauren." he warned.
"We are even now!" she said.
"yes we are even! Just don't spill that on the chair!"
"Okay then. Truce."
She extended her hand.
"Truce." they shook. Lauren Put down the bottle of ink.
"WHAT ABOUT ME!" Amanda shouted from the other room.
"I hid your diary! You do anything to me and every entry goes on the Internet!
"I'll be good." Amanda said.
"good. Erik you can go cut her out now." Erik opened the door very carefully. When nothing happened he smiled and opened the door fully. A water balloon fell on his head. Lauren cackled
