Teen Titans meet... HARRY POTTER: Season 3

No matter what happens, I will finish this story before 2007.

Chapter 2

Our fellow Titans have went to aLondon Hotel, where yet again it was raining. Harry looked at through awindow in a London hotel he was staying in.

Raven then came into the dark room.

"Hey Harry," said Raven.

"Sup, nigga'," said Harry.

"Wha?"

"I had a dream Raven," Harry said as he looked into Raven's eyes in a sexy way.

"Yeah?"

"I was a two year old gangster in 'da Bronx with hippy clothing. I was smoking crack, weed, marijuna, ciggarettes, and ass.Then when I got high, I killed a 42 virgin white man who almost got laid... almost. I then got drunk with my homies, and we sang the star spangle banner," said Harry.

"That's some dream," said Raven.

"Yeah, let's go do it," said Harry sexily. But just before anything could happen, dementors barged in.

"Shit," said Harry. Raven then gave Harry her wand.

"Wow! Two wangs!" said the dementor.

"Whatever," said Harry. He then jumped out of the window and started firing at them.

The dementors followed Harry and used their 'PEOPLE GO SAD' ability. Harry, of course, was unaffected.

"Expecto Patronum!" cried Harry as the dementors went away. Harry then realized he was going to die. Again. But Raven used her powers to take Harry back up into the hotel room.

They then did the obvious.

The next day at Diagon Alley

"So what do we do?" asked Beast Boy.

"We buy clothes, dammit," said Robin.

"Nah, that's wack. The tighter our shit, the sexier," said Beast Boy.

"Uh... not on a guy," said Robin as he went to buy clothes.

"Whatever the fuck you say bitch," said Beast Boy as he started making out with Terra in the Leaky Cauldron.

Robin sighed, and continued to go buy clothes. When he finished, he came out looking like Neo.

"I am not longer Tick Tray, but Mr. Anderson," said Robin. "I AM THE ONE!"

"In your dreams!" said Pansy as she threw a lemon at Robin's ass.

"It's lemon day already? Shit." Robin looked down. He then looked up as Cyborg was singing.

"I want to go to Jamaica, where the skys are bluueee. I want to go to Jamaica, and be dat bumbleclot man.I want to eat 'da cockroaches dat tastle like chicken. Meow meow deliver! I want to go to Jamiaca, and live 'da good life. I want to go to Jamaica!" Cyborg sang. On his paper, Jamaica was the first place to go to on a honeymoon.

"What's with Jamaica?" asked Robin.

"I am half Jamaican! Don't fuck around with black people!" Cyborg.

"Alright. Do you mind if I go on a honeymoon with Starfire there?" asked Robin.

"Not at all! Jamaica is 'da nice place! Mr. Nice guy is from there! I bought marijuna from him once! Me and my bro's got so fucked up that day," said Cyborg. He then turned around and there was a little stand with half-baked food.

"Oooh," said Robin.

"Well, I better go back to singing my Baraba- Jamaican songs," said Cyborg.

"Alright," said Robin again. He then started reading The Crucible.

Later, Beast Boy walked out with Terra telekinetickly stucked to him. There was a screaming Raven.

"YOU BITCH ASS BITCHES HOW DARE YOU FUCKING FUCK IN MY ROOM! RAUGHHHHHH!" Raven then went in and slammed a beer bottle on old man Jenkin's head, who just laughed out loud when he was hit.

"Abuse!" said Terra. She stuck the middle finger at Raven as she left.

"Oh not again! Dammit God!" cried Beast Boy, he looked up into the clouds.

"That's for not going to church this summer! NOW GO TO CHURCH!" said God.

"Wow, God's not like I pictured him to be," said Robin.

"Oh he totally is what you pictured him to be. He's just annoyed with all the bad things that are going on in the world," said Beast Boy.

"Okay, I believe you," said Robin.

Harry then walked into the streets of Diagon Alley and bitch slapped Beast Boy and the air.

"Ugh, I hate nice clear air! I love dirty poluted air 'cuz I'ma ghetto sexy biatch 'nikka'!" said Harry. "Eww a green dude RAUGH PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT THAN ME I HATE THAT SHIT I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT!"

"PROBLEMS!" screamed Terra.

"I'm just fucking with you. I'm not a dumb 12 year old girl who thinks she's all that, wants to fuck everyone, and is self-centered," said Harry.

"HEY!" shouted Nikki as she jumped out of the window of the leaky cauldron. She landed in front of Harry matrix style with a kunai in her hand.

"But that's not you Nikki, you're 13, smart, feels bad when called spoiled, knows she's not all that, has dignity, and is a good girl," said Harry. He patted Nikki's head and said "Good dog!"

Nikki barked, and jumped back up the window.

Raven then came back onto the street, and took Terra off of Beast Boy.

"Thank god! Beast Boy was rubbing my ass to scratch his ass," said Terra. "Buttsex is gross Beast Boy!"

"It is?" asked Beast Boy.

"Ya rly," said Terra.

"Okay, I won't do it again."

"Well, I guess we better pack up for the train to Hogwarts," said Raven.

"Alright," said everyone. They then started packing up.

The Next Day at Platfrom 9/3 quarters

"WHEEE BARGING INTO WALLS AND CRASHING IS FUN!" screamed Starfire as she barged into the wall that lead to the magical train and vanished.

"Awww," said Starfire as she did not crash.

So the Hogwarts people packed their stuff in the train and the titans all stood in a cart together as the train moved.

"Shit, this is our last year here," Beast Boy. "It feels like yesterday we first came to the Great Hall, sang the Hoggy Woggy Hogwarts song, got sorted, and met our loves."

"Then someone steals Mr. Weasly's jelly he kept in his pocket for 10 years, Raven got kidnapped twice and so did Nikki. Then we went into Raven's mind, crazy shit happened, Blood appears and fight gangsters and a troll," said Robin.

"After that we had crazy ass classes, we kicked death eater and went dramatic when killinating Voldemort who then possessed people, Nikki went crazy and so did Raven. Killing the Code Lyoko people, a crazy ass party, a dramatic scene with Raven, Raven kicking her anger self's ass, Harry scoring, and Dumbledore being a teeny bopper," said Terra.

"ALRIGHT HARRY SCORED!" screamed Cyborg.

"THAT WASN'T SCORING YOU GAYBOT!" Harry's scream was heard all the way from the end of the train.

"Um, wow. Can we stop reminising or however its spelled?" asked Raven.

"No! This story needs more words than our first and second year combined!" cried Beast Boy. "About 40000 something."

"Er, whatever you say," said Raven.

"THE CHAPTERS ARE GONNA BE LONGER NOW BABY!" screamed Nikki.

"Okay! Okay! Shit," said Raven.

Later that day it was dark, and everyone had to change clothes.

"No peeping! Hehehehehe!" giggled Beast Boy.

As everyone smoked marijuna, crack, weed, ass, and whatever the fuck there is to smoke, Draco barged in, took pictures of BeastBoy, and ran out. "MWAHAHA NOW EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL BE GAY!"

"QUEER!" screamed Beast Boy as he started crying, he felt so violated.

"Cheer up Beast Boy, now chicks will want you even more," said Cyborg.

"Okay!" said Beast Boy.

End of Chapter 2