Disclaimer- If I owned Naruto, and all the Disney stuff I'm gonna use in this story, I would be filthy stinkin rich. So, no I do not own Naruto, and any of the Disney things I am going to use.
Truth or Dare pt.1
Kakashi let out a loud laugh as he set down his cup of sake. It was three in the morning and him and Jiraiya where at the hot springs soaking and just relaxing, and occasionally sneaking a peek at the girls who wanted to take early morning bath. He couldn't remember how long they had been there, and well...he couldn't really remember much of anything, due to the fact of almost six bottles of sake, and almost about the same amount of time in the hot springs; Kakashi's brain undoubtedly turned to mush. He picked up his cup again that was behind him on the floor and finished the little bit that was in there.
"No, so seriously...really, let's do something." Jiraiya said chuckling to himself.
Kakashi chuckled to himself and fanned the towel covering the lower part of his face back and forth to get a little air, "Like what, 'oh perverted master'?"
Jiraiya thought to himself for a moment, either it was the sake, the heat, or he was just hyper, but he felt like doing something crazy, then it hit him, "Truth or Dare."
"What?" Kakashi asked with a bewildered look on his face.
"Yeah, I see girls playing it all the time. You ask 'Truth or Dare' and if you say 'truth' you have to answer a question, truthfully..."
Kakashi felt a little silly, "Go on..." he said refilling his cup and taking a gulp.
"Ok, and if you say 'dare' you have to do anything the other person dares you to do." he said grinning.
Kakashi chuckled and then chugged down the rest, "Sure why not. Truth or Dare Jiraiya?"
Jiraiya laughed, "Hehe, dare."
"All right...I dare you to...go to Iruka's house in just a towel and like...do stuff to him." Kakashi said smirking, knowing Jiraiya would never do it.
"Let's go." Jiraiya said standing up and wrapping a towel around his waist.
"Wait, you're serious? I have to see this." He said standing up as well and grabbing his face cover thingy and some pants and his shirt.
AFTER the 15 minute walk to Iruka's house Jiraiya ran a hand through his poofy humidified hair and stood at Iruka's door with Kakashi right next to him.
"Ok." he tightened his towel and then picked up the welcome mat Iruka had in front of his house and took the key from under it and then unlocked the door and let himself inside.( To him Iruka was so predictable, so he had a feeling he would find a key there.)
Kakashi and Jiraiya went to stealth mode and swiftly and quickly went to Iruka's room where he was fast asleep with his hair all loose and pretty like. For a moment, Kakashi and Jiraiya sorta felt like they were stalker people. Jiraiya glanced at Kakashi, who nodded and smirked, and then with a loud Xena-warrior princess yell Jiraiya pounced on our poor unsuspecting Iruka and commenced to do...things.
Jiraiya glared at Kakashi as he continued laugh and look like he was about to bust.
"HEY! Quit laughing damnitt! I didn't know he was gonna bite me!" he said whimpering and licking his arm.
"Yeah-but-hahahaha-he, hehehe, and the you- buahahahahahahahahahahaa- and then Naruto...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Shudda-up!"
Shall I explain? Yes I shall.
Yes, so after Jiraiya did his warrior princess yell, he unknowingly awoken our much loved blonde haired moron who was asleep on poor Iruka's couch. Why was he there? Well, he lost his keys during a mission earlier in the day, so he decided to stay at Iruka's. (Iruka really had no choice in the matter, what Naruto says er, exclaims goes.) Yeah, anyway Naruto awoke and ran to the source of the yell, which was currently on top of Iruka, attempting to shove his tongue down the unconscious ninja's throat. All Naruto could see was two shadows. A.K.A. Kakashi and Jiraiya. He let out his own version of the famous warrior princess yell and pounced on Jiraiya, which, (finally) made Iruka wake up and notice a foreign object in his mouth, and then bit down hard. As Jiraiya screamed in pain and pull away from Iruka, Naruto grabbed his arm and started to gnaw on his arm. Jiraiya let out a big, "AAAAHHHH!" and then shook his arm to get Naruto off, and then burst out the window trying very hard to keep his ever slipping towel around his waist as he ran down the street screaming in pain, with a laughing grey-haired, lazy-eyed, scarecrow chasing behind him.
Kakashi wiped a tear away from his eye and settled down into a soft chuckle. He and Jiraiya ran all the way back to the hot springs and then settled down again.
"Ah...good times, good times..." Kakashi said looking for the sake they had and started to chug it straight from the bottle.
Jiraiya gave Kakashi a death glare, "Ok, Kakashi, your turn. Truth or Dare?"
Kakashi laughed, "Dare." he said finishing the bottle and going under water for a moment then coming back up all the while singing the 'Jaws' theme.
"Ok, I dare you...ah...ok, every time someone talks to you, you can only sing a Disney song to them." he said nodding and crossing his arms over his chest.
"Wha?"
"I mean, you can't say anything but Disney songs until I say so."
Kakashi blinked and went underwater again and swam around with his hair just above the surface, seeming like he was really a shark. He then stood up completely and with a big entrance in front of Jiraiya saying, "DU-NU! DUDUDUDNADUDUDUDUNANANANANANAAAAAAA! OOOOKAY! FOR THE SAKE I WILL GO!"
Jiraiya blinked, and then smirked, "Cool."
