Disclaimer- I do not own Naruto, (any of the characters) and I do not own any of the Disney songs, and phrases I am going to use. SO...please no sue.
Truth Or Dare pt.2
So...after Jiraiya and Kakashi established what he (Kakashi) was going to do for his dare, (just to keep him in a very happy mood) Jiraiya gave him oodles and oodles of sake. Making Kakashi, a very happy person, if you catch my drift. It was already about eight in the morning when Jiraiya and Kakashi finally stopped drinking and got dressed and went to um, go about their daily lives. Only with two differences, Kakashi was steaming drunk, and he had a white-haired drunk stalker. Oh boy, this is going to get interesting...Kakashi stumbled into the clearing, (with Jiraiya above him jumping around on the trees to make sure he did his dare) where Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura were waiting for him. They all looked up at him from examining something on the ground when he staggered into a bush, and then started to giggle and then looked at his team, with a happily closed eye.
Sakura looked from him back to her teammates, and then back to her sensei, "Um, Kakashi-sensei? Are you all right?"
Kakashi looked up at Jiraiya who was giggling lightly, and then looked at Sakura, and then sang, "Everybody wants to be a cat..." he looked up at Jiraiya and then started to dance a little by moving his body left to right and then shaking his butt, "Because a cat, is the only cat, who KNOW'S where it's at."
"What?" Sakura, Naruto and even the ever brooding Sasuke said in unison.
Kakashi grinned at his students reaction and then started to dance some more, "A SHREEEM IS A WEEESH JUR HEART-THINGY MAKES! WHEN YOU ARE F-FAST ASHLEEEPPPP! NOOOOOO MATTER HOW JUR HEART ISH BREAKING! oh-no! IF YOU KEEP ON BELIEVIN' DA DREAM THAT JUR HAAA...HEART MAKES WULL...CAME TRUE!"
Jiraiya started to laugh loudly then he fell from his perch on the trees and landed in front of Naruto and the gang and they all just starred at the insane drunk adults.
"Wtf?" Sakura asked.
"Damn stupid perverts..." Sasuke mumbled under his breath.
"Old man, what the hell is going on!" Naruto asked Jiraiya who was still laughing on the floor, and holding his sides.
"Ah hehehehehe, hey Kakashi maybe you should tell 'em!" He said wondering what song Kakashi would whip out this time.
Kakashi smiled and walked over to Naruto and picked him up in his arms, and held him bridal style and started to twirl around, "MEE KNOW JU, I DUN MADE-OUT WITH JU ONCE UPON A WET-DREAM! AND IF ME KNOW YOU I KNOW JUST WHAT YOU WOULD uh... DO! THAT IS..." Kakashi stopped spinning and then just dropped Naruto, "I forgot tha weirds."
Naruto was all dizzy and sat up on the floor and rubbed his poor butt and tried to calm down his angry stomach.
"Kakashi-sensei, are you drunk?" Sasuke said putting his hands on hips, and giving his teacher a death glare.
Kakashi grinned and grabbed Sasuke's hands and started to twirl around with him like a meri-go-round, "YA CAN LEERN ALOT FRUM DEEE FLAWERS, ESPUCIALLY IN ME MONTH OF, uh...um...February?" Kakashi sang still spinning then, suddenly let go of Sasuke, who collided with the wobbly-legged Naruto.
"JUNE YOU DUMBASS! JUUUUUNNNNEEEE!" Jiraiya yelled in the background.
Sakura stood there dumbfounded with her mouth wide-open, "K-Kakashi-sensei? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH YOU!" she asked, inner Sakura taking over completely.
Kakashi walked over to Sakura and crouched down to where his face in front of her stomach, "WINNIE DA..." he then grabbed her sides and started to mush her stomach together, "POOH!" He continued to do that and tickle Sakura until she peed her pants and fell down.
Jiraiya laughed so hard that he started to snort, "ah, Haha...ok, ok, you can stop...hehehe,"
Kakashi laughed, "Hmmm, one more..."
Fifteen minutes later Kakashi had Iruka in a deadly bear hug, as he commenced to bounce around while singing, "I'LL MAKE A MAN! OUTTA YOU! I WILL BE AS SWIFT ON YOU AS A COURSING RIVER! BE A MAN...WOMAN! WITH ALL DA STWENGTH MM, OF A GREAT KABOOM! WITH ALL THE FORCE OF A UH...RAGING FIRE...MYSTERIOUSLY AS THE DARK SIDE OF LA AWOOMOOOOOOOOON!"
And with that, Kakashi passed out on the busy street of Konoha market place. Iruka just starred down at him and then looked at his white-haired companion who had passed out as he laughed at what Kakashi had sang.
"Huh..." Iruka said just starring at the two idiot perverts.
"Let's shave them bald and make them run-around naked."
Iruka looked to his side to see 3 very angry young ninja.
"Shaving them is too much trouble, let's just take their clothes." Sasuke said glaring down at Jiraiya, and Kakashi.
"Better yet, let's draw on them." Sakura said chuckling to herself.
Iruka looked to Kakashi's team and then walked away, as they all pounced on the 2 unconcious ninja.
d: there it is. i hope you like it, i dunno i...eh, i me. yeah R&R plz! adios!
