Hello all! Wings here, wit this fun little one-shot! Yeah. No profit being made, and I borrowed both the song, the setting, and Draco, and so much more. This plot, however, was entirely my idea. Feel free to read it anyways! Hehe...okay, well, you know the drill! I humbly accept all reviews, including bad ones, as long as they're constructive or interesting.

on with the show!


Oh...so that's why we love Fred and George...

Draco Malfoy stood up on the Hufflepuff table, as the girls at its benches swooned. He threw off his robes, which the girls caught it and squabbled over who would get it. That was when everyone else realized he was wearing tight blue jeans, no shirt, and his short messy hair was for once without gel, making it look very sexy.

"I would like to dedicate this song to my fans." He said, before pointing his wand at this throat and start to sing.

"Oh Lord it's hard to be humble

when you're perfect in every way.

I can't wait to look in the mirror

cause I get better loking each day.

To know me is to love me

I must be a hell of a man.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble

but I'm doing the best that I can.

I used to have a girlfriend

but she just couldn't compete

with all of these love starved women

who keep clamoring at my feet.

Well I prob'ly could find me another

but I guess they're all in awe of me.

Who cares, I never get lonesome

cause I treasure my own company.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble

when you're perfect in every way,

I can't wait to look in the mirror

cause I get better looking each day

To know me is to love me

I must be a hell of a man.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble

but I'm doing the best that I can.

I guess you could say I'm a loner,

a cowboy outlaw tough and proud.

I could have lots of friends if I want to

but then I wouldn't stand out from the crowd.

Some folks say that I'm egotistical.

Hell, I don't even know what that means.

I guess it has something to do with the way that I

fill out my skin tight blue jeans.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble

when you're perfect in every way,

I can't wait to look in the mirror

cause I get better looking each day

To know me is to love me

I must be a hell of a man.

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble

but I'm doing the best that I can.

We're doing the best that we can"

Thank you. That is all" He said, before stepping down, and running out of the hall, blushing a brilliant red to out-shine even a Weasely hair and blush combo. Of course, everyone was congratulating the Weasely twins once he was gone. Even a few of the slytherins...

THE END!


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Wings