Misconceptions

…I can explain

Disclaimer- I do not own Final Fantasy.

(A/N-Words in italic are Selphie talking.)

The door to the dorm room creaked open and light flooded into the darkened room, as a figure came into view. The people in bed looked up from the bed to see Irvine standing in the doorway.

"Zell?"

Okay hold up! My name's Selphie. That girl in bed with the blonde guy Zell, that's me, and the cowboy in the doorway, that's my boyfriend Irvine. I know from where your standing it seems like I'm a total slut-bag, but trust me I can explain. It all started 3 weeks ago. It was the end of February, an I was planning Rinoa's birthday party…

"Excuse me!" apologized Selphie as she rushed through the halls toward the front where she was supposed to see Rinoa off for her mission to Dollet. It was a routine mission: deliver this to that guy, bring back that guys letter, blah, blah, blah. But Rinoa would only get back on March 3rd the day of her birthday, so Selphie had to see her off. When she saw the raven-haired girl waiting in the front with some lower rank SeeDs Selphie called out to her.

"Rinny!"

That's Rinoa. She's my best friend ever! She's wicked nice and has a crush on the quietest guy in Balamb: Squall Leonhart, who is, by the way, in training to take over the garden, but that's beside the point. I'm talking about Rinoa. She's really nic, and has some crazy sorceress powers, but the Matron helps keep those in check, anyways…she's really nice.

"I thought… I wouldn't catch you…. before you left!" panted Selphie as she tried to catch her breath.

"It wouldn't matter if you did, I'm only gone for three days…"

"THREE HOLE DAYS!" wailed Selphie as she threw her arms around Rinoa, "I"LL MISS YOU SO MUCH!" Rinoa looked around the front and noticed that everyone was staring at them.

"It's okay…um…Selphie, you can let go of me now, I kinda have to go now." Selphie reluctantly let go of Rinoa. "Okay I must be off. See you on Friday!" Selphie watched as Rinoa entered the awaiting car with the two other SeeDs she was going on the mission with. As the car drove away Selphie's mind already began planning a party for her friend. She was about to leave when she spied someone familiar walking through the front doors of Balamb. The girl was covered in dirt and had leaves in her brown-burgundy hair.

"I'm getting too old for this!" exclaimed the girl as she picked leaves from her long hair.

That's Calli. Don't let those shiny green eyes and cute button nose confuse you; she's a total hard-ass. She transferred here right after we defeated Ultimiecia a year ago, and we've been friends ever since.

"What happened to you? Did something happen on your mission?"

Calli gets lots of requests for missions, because she's a wicked talented water-magic user, an explosives and weapons expert and an expert at stealthy infiltration.

"No some Treppies mugged me on the way in here…"

The Treppies were jealous of Calli, because some thought that she gave Quitsis a run for hr money at the child prodigy department.

"…but don't worry, you should see the other guys." At that moment three stretchers carrying Treppies wizzed by, probably on their way to the infirmary. Selphie shook her head at her friend. Calli shrugged and walked past Selphie. "I'll see you later I have to shower and take a nap." She said on her way to the elevator. It was just as well that Calli couldn't hang out, Selphie had some work to do. She had to plan a birthday party for Rinoa and help Quistis with her paperwork.

Selphie bounded over to the stairwell, she never liked elevators they kind of made her claustrophobic. When she reached the fourth floor she headed down the hall toward Quitsis' classroom. She spotted her with books in her hands and papers sticking out from every end, kind of like a retarded peacock.

"Need help?" asked Selphie as she took some books out of her hands, not even waiting for an answer. Quistis blew a hair from her face and gave Selphie a half smile.

Quistis Trepe. One of the best professors at Balamb Garden, she's been really smart since she was like, in the womb. And she has a fan base "The Treppies', whose ass Calli just kicked! Booyaka!

"Thanks, I'm so swamped with stuff lately, it's retarted. Some of the teachers have gone on strike after they heard about that incident where a student burned the professor's hair off in a freak Fira accident. So to make up for it, I'm working triple 5-hour shifts!" Selphie patted Quistis on the shoulder.

"Sorry about that. Is there somewhere that this needs to be?"

"Can you bring it to the headmasters office please?" Selphie nodded and bounded off toward the top floor where headmaster Cid's office was located. When Selphie entered the headmasters' room she saw three people in the room. Seifer Almasy, Squall Leonhart, and Zell Dincht.

"Well, well, well, the messenger girl has brought a basket of goodies for her grandfather."

That's Seifer Almasy. He's a total ass, although for an ass he is pretty cute, in that bad boy kind of way.

"Leave her alone Almasy! Jeez! You're such a cow!"

And there's Zell! The guy I was in bed with, but anyways… he's really nice, and sweet and cute, but that's a story for another time.

"…"

That's Squall, you know the one doesn't talk or move. He's kind of like a chia-pet, pretty to look at, but eventually you wonder what it's thinking…Except, chia-pets don't think…

"Thank you Selphie for bringing me these. I was just telling these boys here that they have been chosen to help you with the spring Garden Festival, they will be at your disposal, starting next week. It's a thank-you for all your help." Selphie leapt into the air cheering.

"Booyaka! Booyaka! Booyaka! Booyaka! Booyaka! Booyaka! Booyaka!"

Not many people sign up for the Garden Committee, so I have to convince people to do it. But some of my friends do it for free! Like Calli, and Zell, and Squall! Yes, even Squall. Anyways…

"I can't wait to be working with you guys!"

"I can," retorted Seifer as he rolled his eyes and stared out the window. Selphie glared at him.

"Seifer, report early to the Quad tomorrow for some heavy lifting." Seifer looked at her questioningly.

"Early?"

"0400 hours."

"But… you can't do that," reasoned Seifer, he looked at Cid who was nodding, "Man…" wined Seifer as he left the office along with the others. When Zell walked past Selphie he gave a quick wave at her. She smiled sweetly and watched as the elevator closed behind them. She headed toward the stair and raced down a flight of stairs to see people making out in the enclosed space.

Get a room… People are so nasty… anyways, I'll totally be back later, I'm just kind off thirsty, so I'll get a drink and be right back okay… Don't leave promise? Good anyways BYE!